Untamed Khaos

Here we go. Remember, commentary will be done by whatever brand the fued is on:

- Opening
- Rob Rage inring promo
- Douglas Blake backstage promo
- HOS inring promo
- HOS vs. Douglas Blake goes to no contest when Artemis Eclipse attacks both men
- Destruction & Romao in ring promo
- Fuegos Artificiales promo on the ramp
- Destruction & Romao defeat Fuegos Artificiales clean
- Silva backstage promo
- Harry Richards inring promo
- Harry Richards defeats Silva via rollup
- Silva attacks Harry post match
- Luc Ledesma debuts and makes the save
- Brandon Medeiros inring promo
- Brandon Medeiros goes to double count out with both men brawling on the outside
- Both guys brawl to backstage
- G-Scorp backstage promo
- Jack Phenix backstage promo
- Jack Phenix defeats G-Scorp via DQ when the ref sees him use the knuckledusters
- G-Scorp starts shoving the ref around until the ring gets covered in purple smoke and when it dissipates G-Scorp is gone (start of an Ali Kazam - G-Scorp fued)
- Holy Jose in ring promo announcing he's signed with EWA. He says part of his contract is to have his gauntlet match
- CJ comes out and says that he shall get what he wants, but most guys are already booked for tonight, so it may be over a little quick
- Holy Jose squashes Triple J
- Holy Jose squashes Jackie Walkon
- Blaze Xedir defeats Holy Jose clean in a very competitive match that at first Jose takes too lightly
- Ryku O'Ryan inring promo
- Gaileo inring promo
- Ryku O'Ryan defeats Gaileo clean
- Medeiros and KiLLA brawl back from backstage towards the ring where security finally split it up
- Artemis Eclipse segment
- Il Cattivo backstage promo
- The Panzer Division inring promo
- The Panzer Division vs. Il Cattivo goes to draw when Barbie pushes both Karl and Roberto through the table
- Two of a Kind backstage promo
- The Turnes in ring promo
- Two of a Kind defeat The Turnes clean
- Van Hooligan X backstage promo
- Broc in ring promo
- Broc defeats Van Hooligan X with a small package
- Croft's Limited in ring promo
- Archangel promo from the stage announcing he's brought his brothers for backup to counteract Croft's Limited
- Michael the Archangel defeats Hanz Gruber clean when the Holy Trinity take out Croft's Limited when they try to get involved
- Van Hooligan X backstage promo claiming his loss was a fluke
- Carlos Alberto Ramon backstage promo
- Jacob Cass backstage promo
- Ivanhoe Heskey backstage promo
- Mike Hawk backstage promo
- Mike Hawk defeats CAR, Cass & Heskey see details below
- Raden Blain backstage promo
- Mike Muir interview, ending abruptly
- Mike Muir attacked from behind by a hooded character with lead pipe
- Horus Black announces replacement - Ryan Wells
- Ryan Wells in ring promo
- Raden Blain defeats Ryan Wells when Tobias attacks Wells while ref is distracted by Muir who makes his way out bloodied
- Alex Kidd inring promo
- Alex Kidd defeats Rob Rage after interference from Croft's Limited
- Rob Rage promo closing the show









Four way match ending - At somepoint towards the end of the match, Heskey and Cass will be in the ring, duking it out. Cass will go for a running boot, but Heskey will duck and the ref will get taken out. Heskey will then hit Cass with Pele's Boot (superkick) and will go the the cover, but the ref will be down and have rolled out of the ring. Heskey will lean through the ring ropes to try to revive the ref, but will be met with a chairshot to the head by Carlos Alberto Ramon, sending him out of the ring.

Carlos will then move into the ring with the chair, and be sizing up Cass as he gets to his feet. However, Mike Hawk will get into the ring and as CAR goes to swing at him, Hawk will duck and then connect with a superkick as he turns around, knocking him out of the ring. Then, as Cass makes it back to his feet, Hawk will pick up the chair and hit Jacob Cass with it in the head, turning him heel. He'll then pull the ref into the ring, hit his finisher, the pheonix splash, and get the pin to win the match.

All looks Good. Who are the commentators for this event?

Well there will be all three different announce teams rotating. For the Fury matches we'll have Herb and Rich, for PAIN! we'll have Harry and Carter and for Carnage we'll have Howard and Bobby

Do you want me to do a prediction contest Robba

Harry Esel: And now for the next match of the night Destruction & Alpha Romao vs. Fuegos Artificiales. There is a lot of hatred between these guys.

Carter Davis: You're telling me. The Torres brothers have won their share of matches, but at what cost? They have either won by DQ and gotten beatdown afterwards, or the actually won the match, then gotten beatdown afterwards.

Harry Esel: Lets hear from both teams first

Destruction & Alpha Romao

*Destruction and Alpha Romao comes down to ringside. Destruction gets slightly cheered, as he is from London, but Alpha makes sure he doesn't interact with them, and orders him to get a mic. He does so and hands it to Romao, before both sliding into the ring.*

Alpha: So, England, we have arrived. The best tag team in wrestling history has arrived. The closest thing to the great Shawn Michaels is the one you scumbags have the pleasure of listening to, and who know's. When I become World Champion, I will be the best damn world champion ever known. I am Wrestling's Jesus. Instead of Save us Y2J, why not Save us Alpha. I mean, everyone needs a sidekick. Hulk Hogan had Brutus Beefcake, Scott Steiner had Rick, and I have Destruction. Now, you obnoxious dickheads should applaud us. We are your heroes for fuck's sake. But you boo. Chants of "Alpha sucks balls" and "Destruction needs a Penis" Surrounds us wherever we go. But no more! If you don't like what we have to say. Then we won't talk to you! We'll let you have the pleasure of watching us kicking Mexican ass, but when you cheer Mexicans over an Englishman and an American, then there is something wrong with you

Carter Davis: Man, I just love these guys. My money is on them tonight.

Harry Esel: Wanna bet? The loser pays for the hooker tonight?

Carter Davis: You're on! Do we still have to share her though?

Harry Esel: Well, I guess not.

Fuegos Artificiales- Taco and Paco Torres- masters at getting beaten down

*Taco and Paco come out to the ramp with mics in hands- both in an unusually bad mood

Paco: Week after week, me and me brother come out here to entertain the fans. Me and me brother get gooder and gooder with the English wrestling style- yet with every match we are in, you two guys, Alpha and Destruction, always find a way to get involved. Its making me and me brother piss.

Taco: Me brother means pissed off. But he is right, we can not go anywhere without you guys ruining it. We are one of the most thrilling teams around, and after tonight, we will prove we are the best team there is. We will not only win tonight, we will also have the biggest party to celebrate the end of Alpha and Destruction. Everyone is invited. Party Time! Everybody say PARTY TIME!

*The crowd is chanting PARTY TIME! PARTY TIME! PARTY TIME!*

*A man walks outs onstage eating a burrito, realizes he is in the wrong place and goes backstage again*

Carter Davis: Hey wasn't that Felix Guerrero?

Harry Essel: Yep.

Paco: We will have piñatas, chips, salsa, sombreros, midgets and a donkey.

*The crowd is laughing at Paco now*

Carter Davis: Sounds like my kind of party

Harry Esel: A donkey?

Taco: We will have it all, and you guys in the ring are not invited

Paco: The ref can come though

*Smoke starts to fill up the stage a bit- a figure emerges- its the Smog Monster- he nods his head, then disappears back into the smoke. The smoke clears*

Paco: That was so cool!

Taco: Si! It was. Well lets get this show on the road- Lets Go!

*Paco and Taco Torres run down the ramp, jump into the ring and play to the crowd*


Destruction & Alpha Romao vs. Fuegos Artificiales
Destruction & Alpha/Jamie Noble & Kid Kash…… Fuegos Artificiales/Mexicools
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_em78_V8co
*Stop watching @ 4:32….Ignore entrances and lawnmowers

Harry Esel:What a match, its mostly been Alpha and Destruction though.

Carter Davis: Fuegos Artificiales are still in it though- they have been pretty focused

*Both Taco and Alpha have been tagged in and both rush towards each other- then Taco decides at the last minute to spear Alpha, knocking him back and into the ropes. Taco then grabs a stunned Alpha and swings him against the opposite ropes. Alpha bounces off the ropes, Taco spears him again- knocking him to the mat this time. Taco runs to his corner and tags Paco in. Paco gets to the top turnbuckle, turns around and plays to the crowd. Alpha slowly gets to his feet, Taco yells for Paco to turn around- which he does. Paco then dives off the turnbuckle and is caught by Alpha who immediately slams him onto the mat.*

Carter Davis: Paco needs to stop playing to the crowd, he probably just lost the match for them.

* Alpha then starts hitting Paco with a series of stiff kicks. Alpha then turns him over and goes for the pin*.

One

Two

Thr….

*Paco kicks out at the very last second. Alpha is pissed, so he grabs Paco by his hair and drags him to his corner. The ref yells at Alpha, telling him to let him go- instead Alpha just tags Destruction in.*

Carter Davis: Fresh man in- smart move by Alpha

* Destruction enters the ring, picks up Paco with ease and throws him halfway across the mat- he goes to pick up a limp Paco but Taco quickly gets on the top turnbuckle, jumps off and hits Destruction with a beautiful flying dropkick- therefore saving his brother. Taco starts kicking a fallen Destruction and Alpha starts to enter the ring. The ref stops him, allowing Taco to continue his attack on Destruction. The ref finally gets Taco out the ring, while both Paco and Destruction slowly crawl towards their corners. Paco tags Taco in, Taco runs at, and grabs Destructions leg, dragging him away from tagging in Alpha. Taco turns Destruction around, spreads his legs open, and is about to kick Destruction in the nuts*

Carter Davis: Nut Shot!

Harry Esel: You sure have a weird fascination with nuts.

Carter Davis: No, just shots to nuts, thats all.

*.......... when Destruction grabs Taco’s foot, and pushes him back- hitting and knocking the ref down. Destruction gets to his feet, knees Taco in the gut and hits the FTW- a stunner- taking Taco out. Destruction rolls up Taco for the pin but the ref is still out. Destruction drags Taco to the corner and tags in Alpha- both are doubling teaming Taco- this brings in Paco who breaks it up. Destruction punches Paco in his nose, then hits him with a FTW, then pushes him out the ring to the arena floor. Destruction follows him, picks him up and rams him into the stairs a few times. He then walks up the ramp onto the stage- goes to the ledge and throws Paco off. While all this was happening, Alpha had been pummeling Taco, who was doing his best to fight back.. Taco pokes Alpha in the eye, then kicks him in the gut. The ref has gotten to his feet by this time and Destruction has made it back to ringside. Taco, keeping and eye on Alpha, backs up to his corner thinking Paco is there.*

Carter Davis: Taco really is an idiot, should have looked back before now

Harry Esel: Agreed, I smell victory so.....

*Taco turns around, does not see him so looks back at towards Alpha- only to eat a superkick. Alpha goes for the pin.*

One

Two

Three

Winners: Destruction & Alpha

*The ref raises their hands in victory, then both Destruction and Alpha push Taco out the ring and head backstage to a chorus of boos. As both men walk up the stage, they see that EMT are checking on the fallen Paco- both men spit on him and then finally go to the back.*

Carter Davis: Hell of a match, hell of an ending.

Harry Esel: I just hope the brothers live to see another day.


Mike Muir PROMO


Harry Esel: Well let’s send it to the back with our lovely Faith LeFlur interviewing Mike Muir.

Faith: Thank you Harry. Mike, first I would like to congratulate you on getting into the final for the PAIN! World Heavyweight Title. Tonight, it’s down to you and the monster Raden Blain. What has to be going through your mind?

Mike Muir: Well thank you Faith. Tonight is one of the biggest matches of my career. The PAIN! World title would make a great addition to this baby *Muir holds up his Alpha Revolution Team Combat belt* This belts proves I am part of one of the best tag teams in in Alpha Revolution and elsewhere, but the PAIN! World title- well with me winning it, it would make me one of the elites in the sport. My name would be said in the same breath as the top wrestlers of today, men such as Tommy Thunder, Jman, Alex Ki-

Before Mike Muir can finish his sentence a hooded figure hits Muir in the back of the head with what looks to be a crowbar

Faith screams before running off to get help. The camera man tries to get a shot of the man’s face but before that is possible the mystery figure hits the camera man in the face with the crowbar, knocking him out cold and causing the camera to fall to the floor showing only the prone body of Mike Muir

Just as Muir begins to stir, a laugh is heard from the unknown man, and the crowbar hammers down upon the back of Muir skull. Footsteps are then heard as the man walks off leaving Muir in a pile of his own blood

Faith soon returns with medical personnel who start checking up on Mike as we cut back to ringside

I will send out my promo assignments tonight

I've got a Prediction Contest written. Just say the word Robba and it's posted

The ring has been empty no for almost a minute and the crowd is becoming restless. Boos are rising in the arena.

Rich: "I'm not really sure whats going on here. There's literally been nothing happening now for a couple minutes. I'm not getting anything in my headset, I have no clue whats happening right now."

Herb: "It doesn't matter really, I'm sure it's just something technical."

Rich: "Wait a minute here, the lights are going down now. A spotlight is now showing in the ring.... what's going on here?"

Herb: "I have no idea Herb but, possibly someone coming? Maybe this horrible venue decided not to pay their electric bill this month?"

The crowd begins to chant a ton of different things. "WE WANT WRESTLING!", "HURRY THE FUCK UP!", "BORING!" ... all of a sudden a familiar theme hits.

ARTEMIS ECLIPSE IS IN THE BUILDING!

Alot of the crowd begins to boo heavily at the site of him. He stands at the top of the ramp and motions for the crowd to get up and cheer. They boo louder. He casually makes his way to the ring and grabs a mic. He stands in the middle of the spotlight and listens to the boos and minor cheers. He cracks a smile and puts the mic to his mouth to speak.

The boos get louder and Artemis tells everyone that he can't hear them and to get louder. The crowd obliges and he gets a serious look on his face.

Rich: "WOW!! We actually have a big name JBW performer in the building tonight! This is really something different!!"

Herb: "How about you save your star gaze for a minute. Artemis isn't really a "big" name yet. He's still making a name in JBW, you about you give praise to EWA once in a while?"

Rich: "How about you kiss my ass? I'm a huge Artemis fan and if he's here I'm all ears to hear what he has to say! I wish these people would quiet down so we can hear him!!"

The boos are dying out but they're still loud enough to hear in the background.

Artemis: "Heh. This is EWA? This is the giant up and comer company that JBW has aligned itself with? Wow. I'm actually kind of confused. When I decided to come here and get a look at the place, I thought I was actually going to be impressed! HA!

I'll say this, I never wanted to be in JBW but my manager at the time signed me there. I was content being in AWF but, what happened to that place? It folded like origami. I think this place is going to end up just like it soon enough. It's pathetic really..."

The crowd begins throwing things at Artemis and he throws things back.

Artemis: "Come on people, this is it? Look, I just signed my EWA contract tonight before I came out here so guess what? You've got a loooooooonnnngggg time to deal with me. Might as well get used to me. I wonder how long its going to take me to defeat everyone here and become a Grandslam Champion? Hell, I won't hold my breath... I might scare everyone away like I did in AWF.

Untamed Khaos is the name of this... Pay-Per-View, right? Well let me tell you all something. I'm going to make an impact in this company, and it begins tonight. I may not think this is anything big but, you know what they say about big fish in small ponds right? We own it all in the end. I definitely don't mind coming here and actually putting on matches for you people to tolerate... "Best In The World" is a term used too often. So I will tell you all that I'm the best thing going in EWA and you'll all see it soon enough."

Artemis throws the mic down and walks out of the ring. He slowly backs up the ramp and boos the crowd back for booing him.

EWA Untamed Khaos



EWA Untamed Khaos official theme:

[VIDEO] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2haUzVuZDk[VIDEO]

Herb: Hello and welcome to EWA Untamed Khaos emanating live from a packed O2 arena here infront of a capacity 105,000 crazy EWA fans from London!

Rich: What a show we have in store for you tonight

Harry: We have thirteen top notch matches already scheduled

Carter: From a mixture of all three brands; Fury, PAIN! and Carnage

Howard: Highlighted by our duel main events

Bobby: Rob Rage will be challenging the World Champion Alex Kidd in the Fury main event in a match where Kidd has lost his championship advantage

Carter: And from PAIN! Raden Blain is scheduled to face Mike Muir in the finals of the tournament to crown the first PAIN! World Heavyweight Champion

Rich: As you may have already noticed, all six of us are going to be on hand to guide you through this epic event

Herb: Rich and I will be taking everything Fury related

Harry: While Carter and I will be running PAIN!’s proceedings

Bobby: And finally Howard and I will be commentating on the solitary Carnage match on the card, which doesn’t happen to be until the second half of the show, so I’m off to go pick up some English totty!

Howard: So unprofessional… So get all your snacks ready, because you’re not going to want to miss one second of what we have in store. Strap yourself in, this is going to be one hell of a ride!

*Alex Kidd enters the ring with the EWA World championship, he has grown a beard and seems more ready than ever*

*He stops to adore the boos from the crowd knowing this might be one of the best matches in EWA history*

*Kidd keeps walking a slow walk a smirk on his face looking at the title, when he finally gets to the ring he receives a mic*

Kidd: I am the best in this company *Kidd is barely heard as the crowd boos loud and hard* SHUT UP

*crowd boos louder*

Kidd: I am the best in this company………………………. I have proven to you idiots who I am, I have yet to lose the championship, I will not lose the championship. This is mine, nobody will ever take it from me. I am the best that the company has to offer, I won this and I won’t lose it. Only ignorant people like you morons believe Rob Rage will win., only people who still believe they can be somebody in life when it’s just not true.

*crowd boos*

Kidd: The words coming out of my mouth is the truth and you know it, that will never EVAAAARRRR change. You see this? *points at beard* This is for you Rage, I have yet to shave in 1 month because I have been waiting for the match to happen, it is one of the most anticipated matches of the card because people told me Rage was preparing. I don’t need preparation

*Kidd walks out of the ring and grabs a chair, sets it up in the ring and sits down while a spotlight is on him*

Kidd: You see this little light thing? Rage will never have it on him because I will take everything away from him. Today I take away everything Rage has and loves, the prepration, the love, the passion, THE SWEAT, THE TEARS, THE PEOPLE, HE IS GETTING EVERYTHING TAKEN AWAY FROM HIM WHEN EVRYTHING HE DID GOES TO WASTE TONIGHT.

*Crowd starts chanting for Rob Rage*

Kidd: SHUT UP YOU BASTARDS , I am going to be here for a very long time, you know why people

*crowd asks WHY*

Kidd: BECAUSE I AM THE BEST THE CMPANY HAS TO OFFER, I PROVE IT, I LIVE IT AND THIS CHAMPIONSHIP SHOWS IT.
*crowd is getting frustrated and people are starting to leave as Kidd smirks*
Kidd: All these people leaving have no faith in Rage
*laughs*

Kidd: You guys want t se something interesting before we start? Here
*Kidd goes out to the barricade and grabs a hotdog from a fan and takes a bite*

Kidd: This is tasty

*Kidd suddenly puts the corndog in the fan’s face*

Kidd: You dirty son of a bitch learn to eat.

*Kidd jumps back to the ring, the crowd starts chanting FENCE JUMPER*

Kidd: Real funny huh? You know what else is funny Mexicans take away the jobs you want HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAH

crowd boos and start throwing stuff in the ring as Kidd starts dancing around the ring laughing*

Harry Esel: Our next match of the night is the kid, Harry Richards taking on Silva. These guys hate, I mean hate each other. Lets send it to the back to get a word from Silva- interviewing him will be Carnage's Iva Hardy

Carter Davis: I have a hardy for her right here.

Iva Hardy: Thank you Harry- oh and sorry I walked in on you and Carter, I won't say a word. Now Silva, I know you have a history with Harry Richards, in fact, you tried ending his career a few weeks back. He got a little payback last week on PAIN!, what are you're plans tonight?

Silva: The rain set early in tonight,
The sullen wind was soon awake,
It tore the elm-tops down for spite,
And did its worst to vex the lake:
I listened with a black heart fit to break.
When glided in the my love; straight
She shut the cold out and the storm,
And kneeled and made the cheerless grate
Blaze up, and all the cottage warm;
Which done, she rose, and from her form
Withdrew the dripping cloak and shawl,
And laid her soiled gloves by, untied
Her hat and let the damp hair fall,
And, last, she sat down by my side
And called me. When no voice replied,
She put my arm about her waist,
And made her smooth ghost white shoulder bare,
And all her yellow hair displaced,
And, stooping, made my cheek lie there,
And spread, o'er all, her yellow hair,
Murmuring how she still loved me – she
Too weak, for all her heart's endeavor,
To set its struggling passion free
From pride, and vainer ties dissever,
And give herself to me forever.
But passion sometimes would prevail,
Nor could tonight's gay feast restrain
A sudden thought of one so pale
For love of her, and all in vain:
So, she was come through wind and rain.
Be sure I looked up at her eyes
Happy and proud; at last I knew
My love worshiped me: surprise
Made my heart swell, and still it grew
While I debated what to do.
That moment she was mine, mine, fair,
Perfectly pure and good: I found
A thing to do, and all her hair
In one long yellow string I wound
Three times her little throat around,
And strangled her. No pain felt she;
I am quite sure she felt no pain.
As a shut bud that holds a bee,
I warily oped her lids: again
Laughed the blue eyes without a stain.
And I untightened next the tress
About her neck; her cheek once more
Blushed bright beneath my burning kiss:
I propped her head up as before,
Only, this time my shoulder bore
Her head, which droops upon it still:
The smiling rosy little head,
So glad it has its utmost will,
That all it scorned at once is fled,
And I, its love, am gained instead!
Her love: she guessed not how
Her darling one wish would be heard.
And thus we sit together now,
And all night long we have not stirred,
And yet God has not said a word!

Iva Hardy: Like oh my God, that was soooo deep. Johnny Hott never talks to me like that. Say do you wanna....

*Silva just walks away*

Harry Esel: What the hell is he talking about- did he kill his love. Who the hell would love a guy like Silva?

Carter Davis: You think that Iva would have sex with me?

And here comes Harry Richards!

Harry Richards struts his way down to ringside, clearly loving the atmosphere of his first ever hometown PPV. He’s getting a huge ovation from the place he grew up

Carter: Lol. These guys may be cheering now, but their hero’s soon going to end up as dead meat once Silva gets his hands on him

Harry: Sadly Carter, you may be right. He doesn’t look at all worried though

Carter: Stupid SOB

Harry Richards gets into the ring, and the crowd is still going wild. He raises a finger up to his lips to silence them, and after a while it goes quiet enough for him to speak

Richards: Honey, I’m hoooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! *Crowd go crazy once again* Oh God how good it is to be back. I’ve missed this place, I really have. Yes London may be crowded as hell, have chavs around most corners and generally stink of shit but hell, it’s home, and I wouldn’t have it any other way

I’m so happy right now. I’m so happy that I get to fulfil my dream. I’m so happy I get to perform in front of all you great fans. I’m so happy that I get to beat on Silva’s stupid ass. I mean, what a knobhead! He’s fuckin’ made me miss half the UK tour, what’s up with that shit. But I’m back, and tonight I’m going to make my return match exciting. I’m going to make it exhilarating, I’m going to make it entertaining but most importantly I’m going to make it a win! I’ve got big plans for me in EWA, and me winning tonight will start me off in the right direction.

I may be slightly the smaller guy, he is around a foot taller than me, so I wanna hear all yall cheering as I climb up to the top rope and dive off executing the move dedicated to this great city, the London Star Press, and from that point only one thing can happen. Uno, Dos, Tres. Ding ding ding. Winner from LONDON ENGLAND

Crowd: HARRY RICHARDS!

Carter: This guy really believes he can win! That’s some funny shit right there.

Harry: Hey, this guy is one of the best high flyers in the world, you can’t count him out

Carter: He’ll be lucky to walk out of London, let alone with a win

Da Weird Guy- Silva

*Silva makes his way down the ramp and into the ring- He just stands there for a good 30 seconds- He has a weird grin on his face*

Harry Richards vs Silva
Harry Richards/ T.J. Perkins….Silva/Nigel McGuiness

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGQSFgedurg
*stop watching @ 5:30- Harry Richards kicks out of the pin*

Harry Esel: Good to see the boy is over all the ill effects of Silva’s attack a few weeks ago

Carter: Silva’s attack? Harry Richards started it, Silva was just defending himself.

Harry Esel: Yeah, but Silva took it a little too far, almost ending the kids career.

*Silva is pissed that Richards kicked out and starts arguing with the ref- he sets his eyes back on Richards and lays into him with some stiff kicks, Harry is in a shitload of pain now. Silva then exits the ring, grabs a chair and reenters the ring with it. The ref tries his hardest to take it away from him, still lots of arguing back and forth. The ref threatens Silva with a DQ, so Silva finally gives the ref the chair, only to be rolled up by Harry Richards. The ref drops the chair and starts the count.*

One

Two

Thre…

*Silva kicks out, but Richards starts pummeling him with left and rights. Richards then lifts Silva’s head up, then quickly slams his face into the chair that is still in the ring. The ref threatens to DQ him for it, but Richards does this a few more times. The ref starts his DQ count*

One

Another slam to the chair

Two
Carter Davis: Damn this kid is on fire, I’ll give him that

Another slam to the chair

Three

Harry Esel: On the verge of getting DQ’d too.

Another slam to the chair

Four

*Richards finally stops and goes for the pin again*

One

Two

Thr…..

*Silva reaches for and grabs the ring rope, breaking the count- he then slides out the ring to get his bearings back. Silva’s face is bloodied, yet he has a shit eating grin on his face. Richards goes to exit the ring and go after Silva but the ref holds him back- then starts counting Silva out*

One

Two

Three

Four

Five

*Silva gets on the ring steps and starts laughing*

Six

*Harry Richards is getting pissed off now, he pushes the ref out the way, and gets his hands on Silva, pulling him into the ring. Richards Irish Whips him into the ropes, Silva bounces back, goes for a clothesline, Richards ducks, Silva bounces off the ropes again and looks like he is about to go for a spear. Richards goes to leap over Silva, but instead lands right into Silva’s arms. Sliva slams him to the mat, goes for the pin- with his feet on the rope to give him leverage*

One

Two

*The ref sees the ropes moving, sees Silva’s feet on the ropes and breaks the count. Silva is beyond pissed now. He gets up, gets in the refs face and starts arguing. Silva shoves the ref, the ref shoves Silva back. Richards, still on the mat, grabs Silva, rolls him up for the pin*

One

Two

Three

WINNER- Harry Richards

Carter Davis: Holy Shit! The kid won, he actually fucking did it.

Harry Esel: Well, he was focused

*The ref raises Harry Richards arm in victory. Silva, all bloodied up, just sits there and looks stunned. Richards goes to leave the ring, when Silva finally gets up and attacks Richards from the back- kneeing him in the back first. Silva then slams Richards face into the turnbuckle about 10 times, bloodying Richards nose. Silva then applies the sleeper on Richards, the ref tries to pull him off but fails- Silva has it clamped on too good. Richards is out of it now. Silva lets go of the hold, drags the chair near Richards, sets Richards up for a tombstone*

Harry Esel: Not again! Poor kid’s career will definitely be over now

*Silva is about to drop Harry Richards on the chair when someone jumps over the guardrail, then jumps in the ring. Silva lets go of Richards but eats a spear from the man. The man starts beating the holy shit out of Silva*

Carter: Who the hell is that?

Harry: That’s Luc Ledesma, EWA signed him a few months back, he had to finish up his other bookings before debuting here

*The man, now identified as Luc Ledesma, yells “Payback’s a Bitch Silva” then drops Silva on the chair with a Tombstone- Silva is out. Luc helps Harry Richards to his feet and out the ring, then to the back. Members of the EMT crew come out with a board and check on Silva- who is still out. They wipe as much blood off his face as they can and check on his vitals. They carefully roll Silva on the board, strap him in and carry him off backstage*

Harry Esel: Looks like Silva’s career may be over.

Carter Davis: Well this sucks. Silva’s one bad ass motherfucker. He’ll come back stronger than ever. Harry Richards and this Ledesma will pay for what they did tonight.

Harry Esel: Harry won the match, Ledesma just came out to save Richards career

Carter Davis: Whatever

Harry Esel: The next match of tonight is Ryku O'Ryan versus Gaileo. Gaileo bloodied Ryku up pretty bad last week on PAIN! after Ryku won his match.

Carter Davis: Gaileo just wanted to send him yet another message- that he hates his fucking guts.

The Fella from the Isle of Man

*Ryku O'Ryan makes his way out to the ring with a mic in hand. Chants of Ryku's name are booming throughout the arena- its getting deafening*

Harry Esel: Wow, a warm welcome for the man from the Isle of Man.

Carter Davis: That just sounds too weird. Anyways, this guy is the real thing.

Harry Esel: Damn straight

*Ryku is now in the ring, quite obviously pissed off- but he waits for the cheers to die down*

Ryku: Now it pretty obvious why I'm pissed off. The little bitch known as Gaileo bloodied up my face last week. Now normally I would juts find the Fella and superkick his head off, but no, no this time, ya see I get to face him here tonight and that means I get t do more to him than just a kick to his pretty little face. No, he's gonna find out exactly what it means to piss off the Irish!

The Fella that pissed off Ryku- Mr Gaileo

*Gaileo walks down the ramp- takes a mic from the announcers table- then enters the ring across from Ryku*

Gaileo: Ryku, Ryku O'Ryan. Damn it, you imbecile, you listen to me. All of these faggots in the auidence shut up, and let the puppet master talk. Now O'Ryan, here we are, Untamed Khaos. EWA's second PPV. And we, have a match. Now you know what that means. Later tonight, it is fairly obvious that Raden Blain will disintergrate Fruity Pebble version 2.0 to become the 1st Pain Champion, and he will need a number 1 contender. And what a better choice to be number 1 contender, than myself. You see, if it is to be me as the challenger to Mr Blain, who I feel you all should address him as by the way, I need to make an impression. So for that, how about I show you, how to make a great impression. You know, I will shove my foot so far up your ass that you'll be throwing up shoelaces for a month, and that will make me number 1 contender. Now, that won't be too hard, although I might have to kick through your boyfriends semen to get there. Now Ryku, if you want to stop that, well then you can. But that will only be in your dreams, after I kick you into the next PPV.

Carter Davis: He said semen. Hu hu.

Gaileo:Now, it's time for us to steal the show, Like Sheamus and Daniel Bryan did at Wrestlemania. So in order for that, start an obnoxious chant like "Yes Yes Yes", kiss the timekeeper, and I'll put you to sleep. So ring the motherfucking bell, and let's get this started.

*Gaileo throws his mic down*

Gaileo vs. Ryku O'Ryan
Ryku O’Ryan/Bret Hart……..Gaileo/Owen Hart

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0cQBPQL6KY

*stop watching @ 11:00- ignore the fact that it’s a no holds barred match*

*Kickout by Gaileo*

Harry Esel- Great back and forth action, pretty evenly matched guys. I really thought Ryku had it won there.

Carter Davis: Me too, they both have to be tired by now

*Ryku is besides himself as he thought he had the win. Ryku lifts up Gaileo’s head and starts pounding on it. The ref pulls him off. Ryku then picks up Gaileo, slams him to the mat, but does not go for the pin. Instead, he gets Gaileo up again and swings him face first into a corner. Ryku starts to go after Gaileo yet again but the ref stops him. Ryku is now arguing with the ref.*

Harry Esel: It doesn’t seem like Ryku cares about winng now. He just wants to end Gaileo tonight after what he did to him on PAIN!

*While they are arguing, Gaileo slowly pulls himself up in the corner. Ryku pushes the ref out the way and goes after him, only to have Gaileo hit him, unseen by the ref, with a low blow. Ryku goes down to his knees and Gaileo hits him with a with a kick to the side of the head, knocking him down. Gaileo then gets on top of him and instead of pummeling into him, he pulls Ryku up by his head and bites him on his forehead.*

Carter Davis: Thats not very sanitary. I mean look at them both, all hot and sweaty. Their hard bodies glistening in the arena lights

Harry Esel? What?

*Blood is now pouring from Ryku’s forehead now while the ref is trying his best to pull Gaileo off. The ref starts to count for a DQ finish.*

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*Gaileo stops for a second, only to do it again*

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*Ryku reaches back and pokes Gaileo in the eye, causing him to stop for a few seconds.*

Carter Davis: Hey that was no fair! He should have been DQ'd on the spot

Harry Esel: What the fuck? Gaileo biting Ryku is worse than Ryku poking Gaileo in the eye

* Ryku goes to get up but is a bit groggy and with his face now covered with blood, he really can not see all that good- he falls back down to the mat. Gaileo Gets up and kicks Ryku in the chest a few times, grabs both legs, then clamps on the figure four leg look. Ryku is writhing in pain now, but is aware of his surroundings. He sees that the ring ropes are within his grasp, extends his arm out and grabs it.*

Harry Esel: You see, this fella really knows the game, he knows where he is at at all times. I'm telling you- he is a future EWA champion

* The ref calls for Gaileo to break the hold.*

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*Gaileo finally breaks the hold, and Ryku slides out the ring, falling to the floor. Gaileo goes to try to go after him but the ref is holding him back. They argue for a few seconds until Gaileo finally backs away.*

*Ryku slowly gets to his feet, wipes the blood out of his eyes. The ref starts counting him out*

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*Ryku starts to get in the ring when Gaileo rushes over there, causing the ref to push him back and restart the count*

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*Ryku is now in the ring, on his feet. The ref goes over and checks to see if he wants to continue- Ryku responds “Hell Ya Fella” Gaileo runs over, pushes the ref out the way and starts laying into Ryku causing him to fall back against the ropes. Gaileo grabs his arm and irish whips him into the ropes, Ryku bounces off, Gaileo goes for a clothesline, Ryku ducks, stops. Gaileo turns around and eats a Ryku Superkick.*

Harry Esel: Where the hell did that come from?

Carter Davis: It came from Ryku, aren't you watching the match?

Harry Esel: Thats not what I ment- nevermind

*Both men fall to the mat. Gaileo is out, Ryku gets to his feet, but still being groggy from the blood lose, falls back down, landing back first on Gaileo. The ref jumps down, sees that Gaileo’s shoulders are to the mat- starts counting*

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*Ryku tries to get up, but falls back down

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Winner- Ryku O’Ryan

*The ref, helps Ryku sit up- raises his arm in victory. Two members of the EMT crew enter the ring to check on Ryku, one of them helps Ryku out the ring and along with the ref, walk Ryku to the back. The other EMT member helps Gaileo to his feet. Gaileo soon finds out he lost the match, so he takes it out on the EMT member, knocking him the fuck out. Gaileo leaves the ring, grabs a chair, reenters the ring. He places the EMT members foot inside the chair. Gaileo climbs up to the top turnbuckle, turns around*

Gaileo: Ryku! This is not over. This is just a taste of more to come for you "

*Gaileo jumps down onto the chair, snapping the EMT guy's foot awkwardly- the poor guy is screaming like a big baby*

Harry Esel: What a sore loser- I hope that guys foot is ok- it looks really fucked up.

Carter Davis: Gaileo should have won. I mean Ryku is no slouch, but from the look on his face, he was surprised he won. I mean he just fell back on Gaileo.

Harry Esel: All that matters is Ryku was on top, Gaileo's shoulders were on the mat. The ref did what he did.

*Gaileo finally leaves the ring on his own accord- to a massive chorus of boos. A few members of the security team come out and carry the EMT guy to the back*

What is he doing here in EWA?

Carter Davis: Wow, this can not be. This guy showing up here? He is like my second favourite wrestler after Raden Blain. Oh shit, I have a boner.

Harry Esel: Who the hell is it?

Carter Davis: What rock have you been living under? It’s the one and only….

*HolyJose makes his way down to the ring looks into the camera and says. "Did you hear that? That's the roof crashing because the ratings just went through it!"

Carter Davis: HolyJose! Known worldwide from his time in AAA, CMLL, IWGP, ROH, Alpha Revolution, and JBW.

HolyJose: EWFUCKINGA!


*the crowd is booing the hell out of him*


HolyJose: Boo all the fuck you want you British assholes. I'm here in EWA to show you what true competition is. I'm the best damn ticket that ever happened to wrestling. And with my signing I'll prove to you my superiority I want my damn gauntlet match and god dammit You sick motherfucking Michael Jackson wannabe better give me that match now! EWA doesn't have the man power to beat me and I'll show you one and all why I'm the motherfucking best in the business.

Carter Davis: The motherfucking best. YES! YES! YES!

CCCJJJJ CCCCCJJJJJJ

*CJ walks out to a massive pop, and I mean MASSIVE! Many of the fans in attendance are wearing his new t-shirt, "CJ - The Master of Masturbation". He looks at Holy Jose and chuckles to himself*

Carter Davis: I bought his book on masturbation- has done wonders for me. And he did a great job babysitting my nephew last week

CJ: Woah, woah, woah... Calm down you dick! You don't call the shots around here buddy, I do. And you ain't the "motherfucking best in the business" because that honour rightly belongs to Rob motherfuckin' Rage!

*The crowd wet themselves with delight at the sound of Rob Rage*

CJ: But I'm a generous person so I'm going to give you what you want. I can't guarantee a long match though, since the majority of EWA's superstars are already booked for their own matches. So I can't believe I'm going to say this but.... BRING ON THE JOBBERS!


The Jaxman, JJJ, Jack Johnson, number one jobber

Jack Johnson vs HolyJose


Carter Davis: Holy shit- Jack Johnson on a major PPV. Really hope he makes a mark tonight.

*Jack Johnson makes his way to the ring with a mic in hand

Jack Johnson: Tonight, my streak ends! Tonight the era of the Jaxman begins! Tonight after I win, I will finally get laid!

*CJ takes a seat at ringside, and calls for a ref to make it out, then calls for the match to start.

*Both men lock up in the middle of the ring, HolyJose easily overpowering him. JJJ calls for a timeout and starts walking back to his corner.

Harry Esel: What the hell? There’s no time outs in wrestling

*HolyJose calmly walks up behind JJJ, wraps his arms around him. He hits one suplex, followed by another, followed by another. JJJ is out, HolyJose easily pins him

Harry Esel: Shades of the late Eddie

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WINNER: HolyJose

*HolyJose barely has any time to rise to his feet when the next guy makes his way to the ring. JJJ slowly gets out the ring and walks to the back, pouting.

Carter Davis: Poor Jaxman- couldn’t even last 30 seconds

#2 Jackie Walkon- the best theme song in the world

Harry Esel: There has to be someone else that they could have sent out besides this guy. At least JJJ has charisma.

Carter Davis: Not much more.

Jackie Walkon vs HolyJose
HolyJose/Sid……Jackie Walkon/some jobber
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOT5y-bb8Yk
stop watching @ 2:25

WINNER- HolyJose

Harry Esel: Well at least this kid lasted a little longer than JJJ.

Carter Davis: I wonder what loser they will send out next

*Walkon exits the ring and heads backstage. HolyJose looks happy with himself after taking care of two men in less than 3 minutes.

Now introducing Blaze Xedir


Carter Davis: Yet another debutant, lets see if he can at least last longer than ol Walkon and JJJ.

*Blaze makes his way down the ramp and into the ring. He has blond hair and has a huge samoan tattoo on his chest. He is wearing tights that are mainly black with flames on them. The crowd doesn’t know what to make of him*

Harry Esel: I seriously doubt it. HolyJose has a 100 lb weight advantage.

*HolyJose doesn’t look bothered at all- he actually laughs at him.*

Blaze Xedir vs HolyJose
Blaze Xedir /Chavo Jr…….HolyJose/Eddie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dKGSCbyOFQ

*start watching @ 4:50, ignore entrances, car, titles, Chavo Sr and Rey. Stop watching @ 14:00

*HolyJose kicks out of the pin attempt.

Harry Esel: I was so wrong. HolyJose has met his match in Xedir, the guy may be a super heavyweight , but he is putting up a hell of a fight.

Carter Davis: True, but HolyJose has this won. He is a ring veteran, a master.

*Xedir lifts up HolyJose, and tries to whip him into the ropes, but HolyJose quickly grabs the rope to stop it. He then hits Xedir with a quick clothesline- knocking him to the mat. HolyJose climbs to the top turnbuckle, dives off at Xedir, who rolls out the way just in time. HolyJose lands awkwardly, and is writhing in pain on the mat. Xedir gets on his feet, quickly jumps on the top turnbucklr- then just as quickly jumps off doing a perfect 360 into a leg drop onto HolyJose.*

*The crowd is chanting Holy Shit! Holy Shit!*

Carter: Whaa?

Harry Esel: That move- simple amazing

* Xedir quickly roles HolyJose up for the pin- the ref drops down and starts his count.*

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WINNER- Blaze Xedir

Carter Davis: What? This nobody beat the mighty HolyJose? HolyJose just wrestled two matches before this. He had to be worn out

Harry Esel: He beat two men in less than 3 minutes, barely breaking a sweat- Xedir took him to the limit and came out on top. It was a great match nonetheless. Match of the Year in my opinion

*The ref raises Blaze Xedir hand in victory. HolyJose gets up, walks up to Xedir. They exchange words- Xedir extends his hand to HolyJose who just slaps it, then exits the ring to boos and heads backstage. Xedir jumps on the top turnbuckle again, arms raised to the cheers of the crowd. He goes to each corner of the ring and does the same thing before finally heading backstage to a chorus of cheers*

*Crowd goes ballistic to Wells' return*

Wells: Wow, how great it is to be back in the EWA! I missed you guys! Tonight, in a classic, I face Raden Blaine, which...yes, I have faced before in undisclosed places. But as the result of my last encounter, it will repeat tonight, with a win! Now, yes, I know it has been a little while, but I am by no means rusty, don't you worry all of you great fans, for tonight I will bring the pain to...Blaine! Ha, I even snuck in a rhyme for all of you!

*Crowd laughs, chants "Pain to Blaine, Pain to Blaine"*

Trending around the world right now? Oh yes. Hahaha. But listen, I want to shout out to Mike Muir, he is a friend of mine and he got hurt tonight and I didn't want to get caught in the moment of my return to forget about him. I want him to get better and watch me win tonight from wherever he is. Because when I win this title tonight, I promise he will get his title shot. Not because he is my friend, but because he deserves to be here. I wish the best for you my friend. Please, let us all give a moment for Mike and for the unfortunate and painful future for the stupid person who hurt him tonight.

*Crowd goes dead silent for about 10 seconds and then starts chanting "Get Well Mike", "Get Well Mike"*

But now, Blaine, tonight, you will fight me, fail miserably to hurt me, and will know what it feels like to be defeated! I will win the World Title tonight, and I will be finally, The People's Champion! So come on Blaine, get out here and accept your fate, defeat and watching me being declared the World Champion!

*The Panzer Division along with manager Barbie make their way down the ramp and into the ring- mics in hand. Oli holds the rope open for Barbie, Barbie enters Velvet Sky style- to the delight of the crowd. She is wearing a strategically torn official EWA Panzer Division T-shirt and a EWA cap. She is also wearing a barely there miniskirt with I Heart Mike Muir on the front lower left side.*

Barbie: *She throws her cap into the crowd- causing a little fight to break out for it* Tonight my brothers finally end the careers of those filthy little wanna be Italians- Il Cattivo. I say filthy because they smell of shit. Last week my brothers won the best of three series, with a lil help from my um, assets, allowing them to pick the stipulation of tonights match- a tables match. A match where…

Karl: … A match where there is no place to run, no place to hide. We will put a hurting on you both like nothing you have ever felt before. You will only wish you were dead.

Barbie: Actually that’s what their breath smells like. When I, uh, distracted the one Il Cavitto brother with my breast, I had to hold my breath the stench was so God awful bad.

Oli: How do you think we feel Barbs? I just thought we literally scared the shit out of them everytime they meet us in the ring- but its just the way they smell.

Karl: Regardless of their smell- we will send them packing out of here. We will be the number one contenders to the EWA World Tagteam Championship title. And in time, we will take those belts from Two of a Kind.

Oli: So Wonder and Conrad, you best be paying attention to our match – what we do to Il Cavitto tonight is just a mere teaser to what’s coming your way

Karl: So guys, get your filthy asses out here- time to meet your maker.

And what better way to kick it off than this?

The Patriotic Brit makes his way through the curtain to open up the show, and receives a huge ovation from the capacity crowd in the O2 arena

He lifts the mic up to his mouth, but then instead of saying anything he drops it down onto the stage. Rob then proceeds to lifts both of his arms into the air palms facing the crowd and he closes his eyes, soaking in all the emotion in the arena

Then slowly, on finger on each hand at a time, closes his hands to form fists. Rage’s whole body slowly begins to shake, before suddenly he lets out a primeval guttural roar, sending the crowd into a complete frenzy, before dropping down to his knees and picking up the mic.

Rage: EWA, welcome… TO LONDON! *Crowd pop*

Tonight, is the night. Tonight is the night where it all happens. Tonight is the night where we crown the first PAIN! world heavyweight champion *Pop* Tonight is the night that Michael the Archangel finally gets his hands on Hanz Gruber *and again* Tonight… is the night that I beat Alex Kidd and become World Heavyweight Champion! *They pop again for a third time, even louder than before*

Tonight is the night. Alex Kidd, you’re good, maybe even great. I’ll give that to you. You’re the world champion for a reason. But TONIGHT, it doesn’t matter. It doesn’t matter what you say, it doesn’t matter what you do, it doesn’t matter what you hit me with. Because TONIGHT the ending is already written in the stars. Rage Bomb, 1, 2, 3, new World Heavyweight Champion! *Crowd start chanting “New World Champ! New World Champ!”*

Tonight, I show- No, tonight WE show what Britain is all about. Tonight we show them that we are a force to be reckoned with. TONIGHT! We take our rightful place… AS CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD!

alrighty Rob, you just need to add Croft or Brutus to it- I;m seending this to HJ so he has something to work with for his Michael promo



*Croft Limited- Gerald, Brutus and Hanz Gruber march out to the ring to the loudest boos of the night so far. Hanz climbs up to the ring apron- turns around and flips of the crowd. The sound of booing is deafening now- people are throwing stuff in the ring. A fan throws an unopen beer, Brutus catches it.*

Herbie: My God, London hates Hanz.

Rich: They should worship the guy- I have no idea why they cheer for losers such as Michael and Rage.

*Gerald Croft walks to the announcers table, grabs some mics- then enters the ring to a waiting Brutus and Hanz. He hands one to Hanz*

Hanz: Brutus, I’ll take that beer off your hands *Brutus hands it over, Hanz cracks it open and downs it, he crushes the can with his hands and throws it back into the crowd* Woooo! Untamed Khaos! London, England! When I think of London, I think of the Queen, I think of Picadilly Circus, I think of Big Ben, I think of the Underground and I think of one big giant dump. A big fucking cesspool. Bad food, people with bad teeth and worse, some of the smelliest people I have ever met. Haven’t you losers heard of soap and water?

*Two fans jump over the guardrails only to be stopped by security, they are hauled off and thrown out of the arena. The crowd is booing the shit out of Hanz, insulting him, insulting Germany, insulting Croft and Brutus. Hanz spreads his arms open, soaking it all in for a good minute until things quiet down a bit*

Hanz: But enough about all you losers. I am here for one thing- and one thing only- to beat Michael’s ass. I’ll give you some credit boy- you have skills- not as much as your brothers, but still better than idiots like Rob Rage, Mike Muir, Ryku O’Ryan and Johnny Hott. But last week on Fury, I beat not only you but also our champion Alex Kidd in a steel cage match. A FUCKING STEEL CAGE! Michael, tonight, TONIGHT! It will be all the same. You’re going down motherfucker. Ain’t that right Croft?

*Michael walks out to the loudest cheers he's ever heard with a Mic in hand*


Michael: Hanz and Croft on behalf of all of the fans. Shut. The Fuck. UP! I'm tired of hearing you run your mouth. Now you're jealous of my success because let's face it you can stand the fact that I'm better. You see that cage match I had won until Brutus got involved and cost me the match and now you have your boyfriends in the ring to back you up.


*Michael pauses for a minute*


Michael: So I thought if you love talking about my brothers Azrael and HolyJose so much. You love to bring them up how great they are compared to me. So I thought why the hell not. There are only two other people I trust to have my back here tonight sure we don't always get along but what brothers do?


*crowd is cheering and getting more excited*


Michael: I think you know where I'm going with this *points to the crowd*


Azrael and HolyJose


*HolyJose and Azrael walk out to their God's Grace theme the crowd is popping HolyJose looks in the camera and says 'FUCK YEAH MONEY! I get paid per appearance *kanye shrug*' Azrael is looking focused*


Michael: EWA WITHOUT FURTHER ADO MY BROTHERS AZRAEL AND HOLYJOSE! Hanz tonight this ends and goddammit this will be a fair fight! Let's do this.


*Azrael, HolyJose, and Michael sprint down to the ring*

All my stuff will be done by Sunday, and I'll hold off on the dream show until after UK.

Wait until you guys read Van's promo after his loss, it's epic!

Shining Light escribió:All my stuff will be done by Sunday, and I'll hold off on the dream show until after UK.

Wait until you guys read Van's promo after his loss, it's epic!

Yeah, he asked my opinion of it- freakin AWESOME! but JJJ did have a match earlier- very, very very short- but I like, no love Vans bit just the way it is

Aight, got Krysys/Ryku promo in- will work it into that post. And I am finished with my parts- I will go back through them tonight to correct any spelling.

And Ben, if you need me to cover for Silva's promo I can as I know you secret for writing for him

Kidd Wonder = Bret Hart / Paul Conrad = Jim Neidhart // Rob Turne = Jaque Rougeau / Luke Turne = Ramon Rougeau // ignore Jimmy Hart
[VIDEO]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Imvc5vZh-s[/VIDEO]
*Stop watching at 14:32*

Herb: And Wonder misses the mid rope diving elbow drop. Rob needs to make the tag to his brother, and he’s not going to get a better opportunity than this

Rich: Both men are crawling towards their respective corners, who is going to get there first?

Just as Kid gets to his feet, Rob tags in Luke and he charges into the ring like a house of fire. Kid goes to meet him in the centre of the ring, but not before Conrad tags himself in on Wonder’s back, unbeknown to Luke Turne

Luke knocks Wonder down with a big clothesline, hits the ropes and as Wonder is midway to getting back to his feet connects with a huge running roundhouse to his chest

Herb: Look out Luke!

Paul Conrad is now in the ring and charges at Luke from behind, knocking him down with a huge forearm to the back of the head

Rich: Too late. Two of a Kind have got this one now!

Paul then grabs Luke by the hair, and drags him over to his corner

Rich: Great tag team wrestling, these guys are triple crown tag team champions for a reason

Herb: Triple crown? I thought they lost their BWA tag titles?

Rich: They did, but they also won the JBW WARFare tag titles. God Herb, keep up!

Conrad hoists Luke up to his feet, and positions him so he is standing in front of Conrad looking towards his corner

Herb: Conrad’s taking a risk here, not positioning himself between Luke and Luke’s corner

Rich: Rob’s pretty much out of it after the beatdown TOAK have already put on him, it’s not much of a risk

Conrad slips one arm around the stomach of Luke Tune, and with the other he reaches up under the arm of Luke then back around behind his neck

Herb: He’s got a half nelson on him, what’s next?

Conrad pops his hips and sends Luke flying back with a HALF NELSON SUPLEX INTO THE TURNBUCKLE

Rich: Devastating! Pin!

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Rob Turne dives in and breaks up the count

Rich: Get him out of there ref!

As Conrad starts to make his way back up Rob Turne starts firing away on him, hitting him with several punches until, after around five, he’s got Conrad groggy and on his knees

Looking to make the most of the big man being in a vulnerable position Rob runs to the opposite ropes and bounces off them heading straight back to Conrad, but Wonder, still lying in the ring grabs onto his ankle, causing him to trip up

This is all the time Conrad needs. He quickly gets back to his feet and charges at Rob. Rob gets up to one knee before he is met by a vicious running knee to the face by “Mad Dog”

Rich: Great teamwork there by Two of a Kind, it’s stuff like that that makes them a cut above the rest

Conrad drops down for the pin on Rob Turne, but the ref refuses to count

Rich: What the hell is the ref doing?

Herb: Rob Turne isn’t the legal man

Paul lets go of the pin, and gets up, arguing with the ref. The legal Turne Luke, using the fact that Conrad has his back to him to take advantage by jumping up onto his back

Herb: Sleeper hold! This could do it for The Turnes, we could have new tag team champions!

Rich: I wouldn’t be so sure, look, Wonder is back to his feet

Wonder stalks up behind Luke Turne, then jumps up, pulling him off of his partner and down onto his knee in an innovative backbreaker

Rich: Didn’t I tell you

Conrad then runs the ropes and with Luke still splayed out over Kid’s knee, hits a big jumping legs drop on Luke’s head

Kid then removes his knee, and goes to the legs of Luke Turne. With the help of Conrad he lifts him off of the floor up onto Kid’s shoulders with him standing up

Rich: Time for some sort of powerbomb methinks

Conrad then runs the ropes again, and this time, with Luke still up on Wonder’s shoulders, lifts his leg up just a bit higher than Kid’s head hitting Luke right in the chest and sending him crashing down as Wonder hits the powerbomb

Herb: WHAT A MANOUVER!

Conrad quickly jumps on Luke Turne for the pin while Wonder goes and cuts off Rob Turne from breaking it up

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Rich: Yeah! Still tag team champions, Two of a Kind!

And here comes his opponent, Harry Richards

Harry Richards struts his way down to ringside, clearly loving the atmosphere of his first ever hometown PPV. He’s getting a huge ovation from the place he grew up

Carter: Lol. These guys may be cheering now, but their hero’s soon going to end up as dead meat once Silva gets his hands on him

Harry: Sadly Rich, you may be right. He doesn’t look at all worried though

Carter: Stupid SOB

Harry Richards gets into the ring, and the crowd is still going wild. He raises a finger up to his lips to silence them, and after a while it goes quiet enough for him to speak

Richards: Honey, I’m hoooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! *Crowd go crazy once again* Oh God how good it is to be back. I’ve missed this place, I really have. Yes London may be crowded as hell, have chavs around most corners and generally stink of shit but hell, it’s home, and I wouldn’t have it any other way

I’m so happy right now. I’m so happy that I get to fulfil my dream. I’m so happy I get to perform in front of all you great fans. I’m so happy that I get to beat on Silva’s stupid ass. I mean, what a knobhead! He’s fuckin’ made me miss half the UK tour, what’s up with that shit. But I’m back, and tonight I’m going to make my return match exciting. I’m going to make it exhilarating, I’m going to make it entertaining but most importantly I’m going to make it a win! I’ve got big plans for me in EWA, and me winning tonight will start me off in the right direction.

I may be slightly the smaller guy, he is around a foot taller than me, so I wanna hear all yall cheering as I climb up to the top rope and dive off executing the move dedicated to this great city, the London Star Press, and from that point only one thing can happen. Uno, Dos, Tres. Ding ding ding. Winner from LONDON ENGLAND

Crowd: HARRY RICHARDS!

Carter: This guy really believes he can win! That’s some funny shit right there.

Harry: Hey, this guy is one of the best high flyers in the world, you can’t count him out

Carter: He’ll be lucky to walk out of London, let alone with a win

Is there anything I need to cross off from any of you that I haven't done yet?

Also I've editted the attack into your post EHC, using my sick moderating powers

MUHAHAHAHA!

Robareid escribió:Is there anything I need to cross off from any of you that I haven't done yet?

Also I've editted the attack into your post EHC, using my sick moderating powers

MUHAHAHAHA!

Thats cool Rob lol- and it looks great- poor Mike Muir- if anything you need to edit to fit- feel free.

as far as things that needed to be crossed off- the whole HJ segments have been done- SL's CJ promo- HJ promo, 3 matches- done and finished. The Croft Limited promo- all you have to do is put Gerald's or Brutus comments.

And like I said, I just have to edit Ryku's promo into one of my post- but I have it.