IC House Show

Doug Baker: So basically, I’ve gotta beat three guys… just so I can then beat another person… so I can beat another… so I can beat another Doug Baker wannabe and then they’ll give me a title. That sounds about right, management trying to hold me down. That’s because this *motions to himself* isn’t your typical pretty boy face of the company. This isn’t your 230lbs, six foot two cookie cutter main eventer. I’ll tell you what “this” is though, “this” is one hell of a tough mother fucker whose not afraid to put an ass whipping on anybody.

You’re not going to hold me down, you’re not even going to slow me up. I’m just going to plow right through you. Luke and Rob Turne, you ain’t done shit, and you never will. I’ll beat your ass any day of the week. Tom, you’re my tag partner, and me best, and only, mate, but that doesn’t mean I’m going to let you get in my way. I’m faster than you, I’m more agile, I’m smarter and I’m a better technician in the ring, and I can barely wrestler! No hard feelings Tom, but I’m just better than you, and it’s going to show when I beat all three of you and advance.