Clash at the Colosseum

*Hot has the mic in his hand, and the crowd is booing. Hot has a mad look on his face shaking his head*

Hot: ENOUGH OF THIS! ENOUGH! This is the best I get? I am the HWA Supremacy Champion, I am the Greatest Wrestler Who Ever Lived, and I am the best asset this company has, but on Pay Per View I'm facing... Taco Torres? Taco fucking Torres? Is this a joke? Is this a rib? I have beaten Dave Sullivan and Tommy Thunder on the same damn night! I have defeated Brick "The Bastard", Rob Rage, every name you can think of I've beaten, and I'm facing this reject!?!

*Crowd Boos*

Hot: No, right now I'm talking, so you can all shut the fuck up, sit the fuck down, and stop ruining my moment!!!

*Crowd Just Boos Louder*

Hot: So I just don't understand why the hell I'd be kept way down here when I should be tearing it up in the main events with men like Rob Rage- who I have beaten and proved I'm better than! So what is it? You don't want me embarrassing your company by showing just how mediocre all your stars are? Hmm? Or is it just because I don't kiss ass like Rob Rage, or Hanz Gruber! Everyone up top has their lips permanently planted on the bosses ass, Ryan "A Million Chances" Wells I'm looking at you! Well I will never do that! I am the best talent this company has ever seen, and if they can't see the money being waved right in front of their faces, well it might just walk right out the door!

*Crowd pops, encouraging Hot to leave*

Hot: I know you guys don't mean that! Without me this place stays a fifth rate company that continues to be run terribly, with shit superstars like Wells and Alexander on top, while men like Van and I don't get the credit we deserve! We keep this place afloat, whether you believe it or not! We are the backbone! We're the ones who keep everything moving, we are the men who people tune into see!

*Crowd Boos*

Hot: Stop lying to yourselves, you know you all bought tickets to see me! And if I can make a Torres match marketable, I can do anything! Does upper management not see that I'm to good for this? Because if they don't, I'll continue showing them by destroying every one of the unworthy opponents they put forth to face me! But then I don't want them to be surprised when half their roster is either on the DL, or in early retirement, because I'm not kidding when I say I'm done with this shit!


I'm gonna add this to the end of the match- which I believe is on the first page

great Kidd promo Pau

eyehatecena escribió:great Kidd promo Pau

As always

A video pops on the eltron

***Scene of The locker Room..Killa is seen in the background***

Cops Enter The Locker Room

Officer Kenneth Scholes: We are Looking For One, Noreaga Reyes he is Wanted for Questioning

Killa: Yeaah, The Guy is The One that be **Flips over the table and lands on top of officer scholes

*officer Gregorio Smith Runs behind*

**killa is running fast through the hallway, stops and snapmares Officer Smith**

*Reinforcements are now on the scene due to Scholes making the backup call*

Killa is now on the stage and with police on his tail.. just as soon as he reaches the ring ,he is pounced by cops brining him down and arresting him in cold hearted fashion. He is Beatin down because of ressisting. Tasers are shocking him as he spits at one of them. Killa is takin into custody with more charges then before.

eyehatecena escribió:
A video pops on the eltron

***Scene of The locker Room..Killa is seen in the background***

Cops Enter The Locker Room

Officer Kenneth Scholes: We are Looking For One, Noreaga Reyes he is Wanted for Questioning

Killa: Yeaah, The Guy is The One that be **Flips over the table and lands on top of officer scholes

*officer Gregorio Smith Runs behind*

**killa is running fast through the hallway, stops and snapmares Officer Smith**

*Reinforcements are now on the scene due to Scholes making the backup call*

Killa is now on the stage and with police on his tail.. just as soon as he reaches the ring ,he is pounced by cops brining him down and arresting him in cold hearted fashion. He is Beatin down because of ressisting. Tasers are shocking him as he spits at one of them. Killa is takin into custody with more charges then before.

I received that too... I'm going to put it in Hardcore Takeover, because otherwise he'll be arrested for his match...

My stuff should be completed by Monday. The IC show will be posted today

Rich: It’s now time for our first title match of the night, and damn it’s a good’un!

Herb: That’s right. We have the current and only ever Fury Television Champion, the amazing Jack Phenix going up against the challenger, the enigmatic Artemis Eclipse

Artemis Eclipse

Herb: This guy’s been so impressive since his debut. He had that one loss against Rob Rage, and that was the fault of that stupid ref, but apart from that he’s been on fire

Rich: For once I agree with you Herb. He has been on fire. I see a title change coming up here tonight

Fury Television Champion Jack Phenix

Herb: I dunno. Impressive as Artemis has been, he’s up against an opponent who’s been equally impressive. Ever since its inception on the second EWA show, Jack’s been the television champion. He’s turned back challengers such as Brandon Medeiros, KiLLA and G-Scorp.

Rich: He hasn’t been bad, but I feel in Artemis Eclipse he’s met his match. Eclipse is just an upper echelon talent

Herb: So is Phenix though. Well, whichever man wins, we can be sure this is going to be a fantastic matchup

Jack Phenix = John Morrison // Artemis Eclipse = Drew McIntyre
[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1SZAQxFUVA[/video]
[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfTmDN9fEW0&[/video]

*watch up to 2:50 on second video*

Artemis has a single underhook, but before he can do anything else, Phenix with a quick spurt of energy spins out into a hammerlock, then with the hammerlock still on grabs onto a reverse headlock then drops him down reverse DDT style but instead drops him down onto his knee in a backbreaker with his arm still trapped.

Herb: What an innovative move!

Rich: This has been such an even back and forth affair. I’ve been really impressed by Phenix, he’s proving something to me here tonight

Eclipse is writhing around, grabbing at his back in pain. Phenix walks over to him, and grabs onto the back of his neck and pulls him up onto his knees. He then hits two vicious shoot kicks to the chest of Phenix Daniel Bryan style, then runs off the ropes and hits a devastating shining wizard!

Herb: This could be it!

One!

Two!

Thr- Kickout!

Herb: So close!

Rich: Artemis just managed to slip a shoulder up there. Phenix is close though, it may only take one more big manoeuvre

Jack looks around in disbelief; he thought for sure that he’d knocked him out with that knee to the temple. He then shakes his head, and turns to the corner and leaps up to where he is most comfortable, the top rope

Herb: Could this be that big manoeuvre? Is he going for that picture perfect Shooting Star Press he calls the Dehumaniser?

Indeed he is. Phenix dives off completing an absolutely awe inspiring shooting star press… right onto the canvas as Artemis rolls out the way at the last second. As Phenix gets up, clutching at his midsection, Eclipse comes up behind and lifts him up in an electric chair

Herb: He’s going for the Rubix Cube!

Before he can do this however, Phenix rolls forward in a victory roll pin

Rich: Could it be?

One!

Two!

Thre-

Herb: No! Last second kickout!

Both men ascend quickly to their feet. Artemis is the first person to go on the attack, and goes for a big roundhouse kick to the head of Phenix. Jack ducks then grabs on a quick waist lock and pushes him forwards into the ropes then does a backwards roll executing a roll up

One!

Two!

Thr- Artemis pushes Jack off of him with his legs sending him careering forward into the ropes

Herb: Oh my God!

Rich: Where the fuck did Croft come from?

Herb: He just stabbed Phenix in the eye with his cane!

Rich: The ref didn’t see. He was still on the mat after counting the pin!

Phenix staggers backwards, clutching at his eye in agony when Eclipse lifts him up in the electric chair again. He grabs his neck then sits out with a devastating sitout electric chair driver!

Rich: Rubix cube! It has to be over!

Herb: Not like this

One!

Two!

Three!

Rich: NEW CHAMPION!

Herb: What the hell? Why was Croft even out here? Why did he have to come out here and ruin this fantastic match? He just cost Phenix his title!

Rich: I know, great isn’t it

Gerald clambers into the ring, with his Butler Brutus holding the ropes open for him, as Eclipse’s music blares through the arena. Eclipse is celebrating in the corner, clearly jubilant that he’s won his first title here in EWA. He turns around to see Croft entering the ring, and immediately jumps down and stares at him warily

Herb: You know what, I don’t think Artemis knew anything about what just happened

Rich: Why does he care? He’s the new champion!

As Gerald approaches, Eclipse stares him down apprehensively. As the ref comes over to hand the title over to the new champion, Gerald shoves him back causing him to fall on his ass and drop the title. Artemis takes and an aggressive step forward, but Gerald quickly backpedals holding his palms up telling him to calm down

After a few tense seconds, with the crowd chanting to “Kick Croft’s Ass, Kick Croft’s Ass”, Artemis slowly lowers his guard and then Croft reaches out his hand for a handshake.

Herb: Don’t do it Artemis. Don’t do it. You’re better than this.

For a couple of seconds that feel like an age, Artemis just stared at Gerald’s hand with Brutus Smith standing on ready to act at a moment’s notice. Then, Artemis grasps Gerald hand and shakes it, receiving an absolute tirade of boos from the disapproving fans

Herb: Noooooo!

Rich: Good choice Artemis. You now not only are the Television Champion, but you now also have the top manager in the business at your side

Gerald then transitions the handshake into raising Eclipse’s hand into the air. Brutus then snatches the title from the ref and positions it on the waist of the new champion Artemis Eclipse



Gerald: There you have it. There you have it. Tonight. Tonight is the night! Tonight is the night that Croft’s Limited rises above and takes its rightful place at the top of the mountain. Tonight is the beginning of a new era. Tonight, our ascension begins!

*Pointing at Eclipse* Our first title. Our first championship. Our first champion! This man, this amazing athlete, this superior competitor, he represents all three of these. He represents all three of these things, and he also represents one thing further. The newest acquisition of Croft’s Limited! *Big boos*

This title, this title right here, will be the first of many for Croft’s Limited. We will dominate Fury, in every division, on every show and in every single respect! Tonight is where it all begins, the ascension of Croft’s Limited, and with men like Artemis here, Hanz, Brutus all lead by their illustrious leader, yours truly, the greatest manager in the history of the business, we will never fall.

Hanz Gruber = Chris Benoit // Rob Rage = Chris Jericho

*start at 4:09 on first video*
[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hkpdr9hjopU[/video]
[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89FgHqttti0&[/video]

*watch up to 7:20 in second video*

Rich: And Hanz reaches the ropes

Herb: Damn I thought Rage had him there with that Double Leg Boston Crab. We’re about fifteen minutes into this huge two out of three falls match and we’re still waiting for the first of a possible three falls

Rich: There’ve been several moments already where I thought either Rage or Hanz would get pinned or tap out, but they’ve always managed to find a way out of it somehow

Herb: You do get the feeling it’s only going to take one big move to seal the first fall for one of these two

Rob backs off from Hanz after he gets his hand on the bottom rope. Hanz rolls out onto the apron then uses the ropes to pull himself up on the outside. Rob immediately rushes in and goes for a shoulder thrust through the ropes but Hanz sidesteps and catches him with a kick, then follows up with a spinning neckbreaker, while Rob is trapped in the ropes, onto the apron. Both men fall to the outside

Rich: And just like that the advantage has flipped again

Herb: That neckbreaker was nasty. The apron is the hardest part of the ring, and that move would hurt wherever it’s hit

Hanz quickly gets up and tell the ref to start a count

One!

Two!

Three!

Rich: This is very smart by Hanz. Why waste energy getting Rob back into the ring when he can just win the first fall via count-out?

Four!

Herb: True, but if Rob does get back in then this decision could come back to bite Hanz

Five!

Rob begins to stir on the outside

Six!

He uses the ring apron to pull himself up

Seven!

He climbs up onto the apron

Hanz charges at him, realising that he’s going to get back in, but Rob low bridges and Hanz goes over the top rope and falls out of the ring. Rob then jumps over the top rope back into the ring, then runs the ropes and…

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs9aGv8LeQ0[/video]

Herb: What a suicide dive! How many guys of Rage’s build do you see doing a move like that? He’s so versatile!

Rich: And again the advantage flips! Neither of these guys can get a definitive advantage over the other

Herb: They’re just so evenly matched

Rich: No, Hanz is clearly superior, Rage is just getting lucky

One!

Rage pulls up Hanz and throws him back into the ring under the bottom rope

Two!

Rage climbs back into the ring himself. He walks over to Hanz and reaches down to grab him… but Hanz quickly applies a Gogoplata! (Hell’s Gate)

Herb: He’s got a Gogoplata on!

Rich: Rage could be about to tap!

Rage’s free arm is waving about widely, and the crowd begging him not to tap. After around ten seconds of frantic flapping by Rage, he composes himself and starts to fight through the pain. He reaches down with his free arm and grasps the back of Hanz, utilising all his strength, he powers Hanz up from deadweight up into the air. It looks like Rage is going to powerbomb him back down, but in mid-air Hanz twists himself around Rob’s body and grabs on an Omplata. Rob falls back down and Hanz hooks his arms around Rob’s face so that he has a brutal looking Omplata Crossface (LeBell/Yes Lock) applied!

Rich: This is it! Rob can’t get out of this! Rob’s going to tap! Come on Hanz!

Hanz is wrenching back, causing excruciating pain to Rob. Rob reaches out desperately, looking to grab onto the bottom rope, but finds it just beyond his grasp. He starts scratching and clawing his way towards it, but then Hanz pulls back with renewed vigour, putting a tremendous amount of torque on his neck. Rob struggles for a few more seconds, and then finally taps.

Rich: YES! YES! YES!

Herb: Hanz has taken the lead, with that brutal submission he’s earned himself a one-nil lead. He now only needs one of the next two falls to secure the win

Hanz releases the hold and walks over to his corner, waiting for the twenty second rest period to expire so he can get back on the offence. Rob crawls over to a corner as the time ticks away. After twenty seconds, Rob has barely pulled himself up to his feet using the ropes. The ref signals the rest period has elapsed and Hanz rushes in… only to be hit with a vicious superkick sending him staggering by Rob. Rob then follows up by lifting him up back suplex style then dropping him down onto his knee backbreaker style. Then, with Hanz still draped across his knee, Rage reaches across with his opposite arm then pulls him back into a Spinning Reverse STO (Knox Out)! He goes for the cover

One!

Two!

Three!

Herb: He got him! He got him!

Rich: What? No! No! That’s not fair

Herb: He almost instantaneously levels things up to two all. After waiting so long for the first fall, we’ve got two straight after each other. What a flurry that was by Rage

Rich: But that’s all it’ll be. Look at him, he’s spent. Hanz is clearly better conditioned than him. He’s used up all his remaining energy in that little combination of moves, and now he’s done for

Herb: Both these men look exhausted, and with a damn good reason too. These two men have been going all out since the opening bell a good twenty minutes ago now. Does Rob have anything left in the tank? We’re about to find out in about another ten seconds

Both men crawl their ways over to opposite corners of the ring. The bell rings for a third and final time and whoever wins this next fall will come out victorious. Both men pull themselves up, and stare across at each other from their corners, ready to put it all on the line for the final victory.

Slowly but surely, they take steps towards each other, until they are only about two foot away from each other. Then, Hanz raises up one hand offering up a knuckle lock

Herb: Oh, you’ve got to love this. After all these two men have thrown at each other, the way we’re going to begin the final fall is back to basics. A test of strength. A Greco-Roman Knuckle lock

Rob reaches forward and interlocks his fingers with his great rival. He raises up his other hand to complete the knuckle lock, but Hanz tries to take him off guard by stepping over their locked hands but Rob catches him mid move and pulls at their arms while it’s between Hanz’s leg, sending him flipping over forwards. Before Rob can capitalise on this however, Hanz manages to break the knuckle lock and grab onto Rob’s ankle, pulling it out from under him and standing up

Rich: Ankle lock! He’s got the Ankle lock synched in! Is this it?

Rob desperately begins to pull himself over towards the ropes, but he’s got a long way to go. It takes him about thirty excruciating seconds to get over to them but before he can reach out and grab the rope Hanz pulls him backwards into the centre of the ring. However, in doing so Hanz has slightly lost his positioning over Rob’s body and it allows him to roll over onto his back and kick Hanz off

Herb: He’s out

Rich: But is it too late? He was in that Ankle Lock for a long time, has the damage already been done?

Both men quickly get up to their feet, although Rob is clearly favouring his now injured ankle. He tries to catch Hanz off guard by immediately going for a superkick, but Hanz moves out the way just in time and catches the foot, pulling him once again into the ankle lock

Rich: He’s got it in again! Rob’s going to tap!

Before Hanz can quite get it fully synched in though, Rob manages to roll through breaking the hold. Again both men get up to their feet quickly and Hanz rushes in quickly but Rob springs off his one good leg and hits a knee to the side of the head of Hanz, dazing him. Rob then sprints off the ropes, ignoring the pain in his ankle, and hits a huge clothesline turning Hanz inside out

One!

Herb: Is this it?

Two!

Rich: Come on Hanz, kick out!

Thr-

Herb: No! Kickout at two and a half

Rob pounds at the mat in frustration. He then looks up to the corner, and walks over to it, goes through the ropes and begins to climb up the turnbuckle. His ankle is clearly giving him problems, as every step he has to grab at it. He finally gets to the top and slaps his ankle one last time, attempting to ignore the pain. He dives off, flipping forward and executing a perfect senton bomb but Hanz rolls out the way at the last second and he meets nothing but canvas.

Rich: And that’s why you don’t see Rage go to the top very often. He’s crap at it

As Rob gets up, grabbing at his back, Hanz quickly grabs him and executes a quick vertical suplex, then holds on, floats over and pulls him up again, and executes another vertical suplex but this time into the corner turnbuckle, slamming Rob’s body awkwardly against the pads.

Rich: And it’s innovation like that that makes Hanz the superior technician and one of the best in the business. I don’t think I’ve ever seen that before

With Rob crumpled up upside-down in the corner, it doesn’t take a lot for Hanz to put Rob into the tree of woe in the corner. With Rob stuck there, Hanz backs off to the opposite corner ready to close the distance back in. He sprints forward and goes for a basement dropkick but at the last second Rob uses his abdominal strength to sit up and Hanz goes sliding underneath and ends up with one leg on either side of the ring post. Every man in the arena winces

Rich: OUCH!

Herb: In the immortal words of William Regal, the poor lads gone and ruptured his custard

Rob frees himself from the tree of woe, and climbs down off of the turnbuckle. He then grabs Hanz in a double underhook and pulls him out from under the turnbuckle pads. He then pulls him up to his feet, and hits an awesome double underhook suplex but holds on and floats over himself, pulling Hanz back up

Rich: See, Rage can’t do anything original, only imitate

Before Rob can pull off a second double underhook suplex though, Hanz pops his hips and hits a bridging modified northern lights suplex!

Rich: He could have him!

One!

Two!

Thr-

Rich: Dammit! He kicked out again

Both men are slow to get to their feet now, after that recent sequence of suplexes. They use each other’s bodies to pull their own up. Once they do reach their feet though, Rob goes straight on the attack, hitting a crunching forearm, rocking Hanz. Hanz hits back with one of his own, momentarily stunning Rage until he again hits back with one of his own. Hanz then delivers a quick roundhouse kick to the knee of Rage, and his leg buckles, dropping him down to one knee

Rich: This could be the turning point, Rage is wide open now!

Hanz runs off the ropes, and comes back looking to hit a running kick to the head of Rob Davey Richards style to finish the match, but Rage shifts ever so slightly to the side and catches his boot, pulls Hanz to the ground, then rolls his body over into a single leg Boston crab!

Herb: He’s got him! He’s got him in this brutal submission hold

Rich: DON’T TAP HANZ! DON’T TAP!

Rob has got Hanz right in the middle of the ring and is pulling back hard. Hanz is in clear agony, but manages to push himself up onto his forearms, to relieve some of the pressure and begin crawling towards the ropes. He’s moving excruciatingly slowly, and at several moments it looks as if he’s going to have to tap, but after around forty seconds of complete agony, Hanz is able to reach out and grasp the bottom rope, forcing Rob to release the hold

Rich: He got it! He fought through! He didn’t tap!

Herb: Wow that was so impressive. I thought for sure Rob had him there

Rob collapses down the mat, smashing the mat with both hands in frustration that he didn’t get the job done there. Eventually he composes himself, and pulls both himself and then Hanz, who has basically collapsed from the effort of making it to the ropes, up to their feet. He pulls him to the centre of the ring, and then sets him up in the Fisherman’s position!

Herb: He’s going for the Rage bomb!

Rich: Come on Hanz! Counter! Counter!

Rob pulls him up into the air but at the height of the move, where Hanz’s body is directly above Rage’s, Hanz manages to slip out and roll over the top of Rage. He runs off the ropes and as Rage turns around hits him with a huge big boot, sending him backwards and down. His limp body lands on the bottom and second ropes and they push him back up to his feet, right into a roaring discus elbow smash right to the temple of Rage, sending him straight down to the mat

Rich: He’s got him! He’s won!

Hanz then grabs both of Rage’s legs and pulls them up, steps through then turns him over into a Sharpshooter!

Rich: He’s going to tap! He’s going to win! TAP! TAP! TAP!
Hanz is applying incredible torque to this brutal sharpshooter, but Rob is still refusing to tap. He’s got no fight in him left to get to the ropes, but his pride won’t let him tap out this quickly. Hanz is pulling back further and further, applying more and more pressure, until Hanz is actually bridging in the Sharpshooter! Rob has no choice, his hand goes up… and falls, tapping for the second time tonight!

Rich: HE DID IT! HANZ WON!

Herb: What a match! That was truly amazing! That was what wrestling is all about!

Rich: And Hanz WON!

Herb: That will truly be one to be remembered for years to come. An instant classic.

Rich: And Hanz WON!

Herb: These two men gave it their absolute all here tonight, and it will be remember throughout the ages

Rich: And Hanz WON!

Herb: And yes, in the end, Hanz Gruber came out victorious. This match could truly have gone either way, but in the end, it was Hanz who came out the better man tonight

Rich: Nah, Hanz had it in the bag since the begining

The crowd is chanting “That was awesome, *clap, clap, clap, clap, clap*, That was awesome, *clap, clap, clap, clap, clap*” Both men haven’t moved since the end of the match, both collapsed on top of each other from pure exhaustion.

Finally, Hanz rolls off of the carcase of Rob over to the edge of the ring, and with the assistance of both the ref and the ring ropes, pulls himself up onto his feet. Resting his weight on the ref, he staggers into the centre of the ring, and the ref raises his hand in victory, and surprisingly the crowd cheers.

The ref then lets go of Hanz, and he slumps back down to the ground. Then, after a few seconds he explodes back up, raising one arm and letting out a victorious roar. Then, from behind, Rob grabs his arm and spins him around

Rich: You don’t want any more of that Rob, he’s already made you tap twice like the bitch you are

The two great rivals stare each other down for a few seconds, until Rob offers up his hand

Herb: This is just great. These two men, who up to this point have been at each other’s throats, gave it their all in their match, and sure, Hanz earned the victory but I think they both earned something else. A mutual respect. Hanz proved tonight that he is one of the best in the world. He proved that he can get the job done on his own, without the assistance of some schmuck

Rich: Schmuck? Please tell me you’re not referring to Gerald Croft. That man is no schmuck, he’s a managerial sensation. He’s already brought two thirds of all the gold on Fury to his stable, and has just inspired Hanz to earn the biggest win of his career. He’s no schmuck

Herb: Gerald Croft played no part in this win here tonight. Tonight Hanz proved that he can get it done on his own. He’s proved that to me, he’s proved that to you, he’s proved it to everybody here in attendance, he’s proved it to Rage but most importantly he’s proved it to himself. Shake that hand Hanz, you don’t need Croft

The crowd are chanting “Shake his hand, shake his hand”, urging him to accept the handshake. For a few seconds, Hanz just stares at Rage’s hand, but then, ever so slowly, his own hand begins to rise up and meet it. It reaches the same level as it, now all he has to do is reach forward and grasp Rage’s hand.

Herb: Go on, shake his hand

Rich: *Stands up and shouts at Hanz* DON’T DO IT HANZ!

His hand then begins to move forward, but we never get to find out what would have happened next, because all of a sudden Gerald Croft is in the ring behind Rage, and hits a wicked low blow to Rage with his cane. Rob drops to the floor clutching his testicles, and Croft begins laying the boots in, shouting in jubilation after Hanz’s victory. After a few seconds of just watching, a smile slips over Hanz’s face, and he too joins in on the beatdown

Herb: Damn you Croft! Damn you!

Rich: He was never going to shake his hand anyway

Herb: That’s a lie and you know it. Hanz was so close, so close to becoming somebody respectable, to reforming. Then, Croft had to come out here and ruin everything didn’t he

After a thorough going over of Rage, Croft gets Smith to pick up Rage and tells him to “Put him out of his misery”

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cI03GCWfQK8[/video]

Herb: That’s just disgusting. After that truly amazing match, Croft’s Limited have to come out here and do that.

Rich: It’s called survival of the fittest. Croft’s Limited are on the up, while Rage is entering free-fall

The boos are ringing our throughout the whole arena as Gerald and Hanz on Brutus’ back leave up the ramp in celebration

Harry: It’s now time for some tag team action here on the PAIN! portion of the show

Northern Aggression

Carter: here come two men who are going to dominate this matchup

Harry: I wouldn’t be so sure. We don’t even know who his partner is, it could be anybody. El Enigmo seems a pretty decent competitor, so depending on who he picks as a partner could sway this match. It really could go either way.

Northern Aggression reach the ring and clamber into it. They then lean against the ropes and shout “who’s it going to be then?”

El Enigmo

Carter: Well here comes one half of the team. But who’s his partner going to be

El Enigmo comes out to a fairly warm reception from the fans. He’s got a mic in hand, and sits down on the stage and begins to speak

El Enigmo: So I look for socio. Enigmo look everywhere. Enigmo look Reino Unido. Enigmo look Estados Unidos. Enigmo look Europa. Enigmo look Japón. Enigmo look en el mundo entero! But I find ningún socio. But then… Then Enigmo look en casa. Enigmo look en México! E Enigmo find un socio! Mi pareja es… Juan Torres!

Carter: Oh God no, not another Torres!

Harry: Well I read on some dirt sheet that the team was originally going to be Zack Silver and Daymian Bloodstone, but they both had to leave, so we ended up with this team

Carter: Two Torres brothers are enough though, why three?

A man, supposedly Juan Torres, runs out onto the ramp with Enigmo. He’s wearing a flame patterned mask, and surprisingly for one of the Torres brothers, looks all business. He takes the mic from Enigmo, and utters one word…

Juan: ¡Vamos!

The two men sprint down to meet Northern Aggression in the ring, and this one is underway!

Howard: And now it's time for the Carnage main event, the match in which we will crown the first Carnage Champion - Dingo Mac vs Mike Hawk.

Bobby: This is a huge match in the future of Carnage. This is a huge step up from our first show with only 3 matches, and Mike Hawk now has the chance to complete his target set

Howard: Earlier on today, our camera caught this exchange between Mayhem and Jimmy Bellamy

*Mayhem walks into Bellamy's office with a smile on his face.

Mayhem: Bellamy, tonight has been a surprising and great night for this company. But when I relize my dream of becoming the Carnage World Champion tonight, it will make this the most unforgettable PPV for the rest of EWA history. It will be the night the greatest world champion begins his reign on top of the world. Are you ready for all of our hard work to come into the light?

Bellamy: I know Mayhem. We needed to get myself in power, we needed to keep our business partnership secret from Jacob Cass, Ivanhoe Heskey and Carlos Alberto Ramon. Of course, you beating Shaz was a formality, but now, the era of Mayhem will begin, and the titles will come. Hell, we could become tag champs. You will never need to defend your titles when you don't want to, you can defend it, when you feel the need to. Their will be more squash matches than in the streak of Goldberg. Tonight, Mayhem, it's your time to be on top

Mayhem: Dingo would devalue the very title we need to make Carnage the greatest brand in the EWA, his very name is associated with eating babies even. But no matter, once I win, he will never see me or this title except on the cover of magazines and on TVs. Tonight, we enter a new era. It will be an era of greatness, an era of where only the strong survive, and an era of Mayhem.

Hawk and Bellamy sitting in a tree...

Lilian Garcia: The following match, scheduled for one fall, is for the vacant Carnage Championship! Now approaching the ring, challenger number one, he is Mr. Mayhem - MIKE. HAWK!

Bobby: Hawk today, he needs to wrap around his head the fact that he won't get a better chance than today, to become World Champion

Howard: I wouldn't say so. He has the GM in his back pocket. I'm sure he would get plenty of opportunities in the future if he loses today

Bobby: I don't think he will. He won Carnage's first ever PPV match, and now I think he can win the Carnage Championship

Howard: Dingo's more experienced elsewhere, but Hawk has the edge here in EWA. This will be a close match.

Dingo has arrived

Lilian: And challenger number 2, hailing from the land down under, DINGO MAC!

Howard: Dingo was very confident, but after the defeat he suffered at the IC House Show, and the attack by Hawk on the last Carnage, is he 100% fit?

Bobby: Mayhem hopes not Bobby. Dingo at 100% is very hard to beat, and in a match where a championship is a motive, it will be hard to vote against him

Howard: Well, it's time to get started, lets ring the bell

*The bell rings, and the crowd cheers the beginning of the match to crown the Carnage Champion. The two wrestlers circle each other for a good 20 seconds, soaking in the crowd noise, before they lockup. Hawk manages to get in a headlock, but Dingo kicks the back of his ankles, causing him to take a bump. Dingo remains on top, and steps on Hawks arm, before retreating back a few steps to the crowds delight. Hawk slowly gets to his feet, with his eyes fixed on Dingo, who has a grin bigger than the Cheshire cat on his face. Hawk gets back to his feet, and they lock up again. Dingo this time gets a headlock, but Hawk manages to send him into the ropes. On the rebound Dingo gets taken down with a drop toe hold, and Hawk jumps on his back, and repeatedly slaps the back of his head, before jumping off, and going to Bellamy. This time it's Hawk with the huge smile, as he quickly discusses his game plan with Jim.

Dingo is back to his feet, and charges at Hawk, but Hawk slides out of the way, allowing Dingo to go into the turnbuckle, and Hawk decides to work on Dingo's knee, and gives it a good kick, and one more. Hawk rebounds against the ropes, and takes down Dingo with a chop block. He goes for the first cover of the match

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Enthusiastic kickout!

Dingo gets back to his feet, but is walking gingerly on his knee, as Hawk goes for an irish whip. Dingo counters as Hawk goes into the turnbuckle, and eats a big clothesline for his troubles, before Dingo lands a shoulder tackle to the midsection. And another, and another. Dingo goes to the opposite turnbuckle, and eats up the crowds pop, before running back to Hawk, and successfully lands a dropkick. Hawk falls to the mat, and Bellamy pulls him out of the ring. Huge heat coming in from the crowd, as Hawk regroups, but Dingo has something on his mind, and runs against the opposite ropes. He runs back and goes for a suicide dive, and flies through the air... straight into the guardrail head first. It's clear he's hurt, but Hawk throws him back into the ring, before going up to the apron.

Hawk stands on the apron, and screams out Mayhem, before flipping over the top rope, and landing a modified swanton. He decides against a cover, and instead grabs the leg of Dingo, and rests it on the bottom rope. He then begins stepping on the ankle, fully utilising the referee's count of five, before stepping back. The referee is having a word with Hawk, as Bellamy grabs the ankle of Dingo, and elbows it. Dingo screams in pain, but when the referee turns around Bellamy is in “deep conversation” with a member of the audience.

Dingo clearly now favouring his ankle, rolls out of the ring, and holds onto the steels steps for balance, but is taken down by a baseball slide by Hawk. Mike goes to the apron, as Mac reaches his feet. He kicks Dingo in the face, and springboards against the ropes, before moonsaulting into a Sunset Flip Powerbomb against the concrete!

The crowd are chanting “Holy Shit” as Hawk slowly reaches his feet, feeling the affects of that move, and slides into the ring. It takes a count of eight for Dingo to get in the ring, and is swiftly met with a kick to the head from Hawk. A cover

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Dingo turns it into a crucifix cover.

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Kickout!

Hawk quickly gets to his feet, as does Dingo, still with a bad ankle, but he manages to counter a clothesline, with a reverse atomic drop. Hawk holds his crotch in pain, and this time, he gets a scoop slam for his troubles. Hawk is on his side, but goes to the front when Dingo kicks him in the back, before he goes to the apron.

Hawk is on his knees, gingerly getting to his feet, as Dingo springboards onto the top rope, and lands a leg drop to the back of Hawk's face, however his ankle seems to be in worse condition than before, and is holding it in agony. Bellamy cheers on Hawk, keen to let his talent gain the advantage. Hawk slowly gets to his feet, and spots Dingo slightly injured, and decides to laugh at Dingo, instead of doing anything to put himself in a better advantage. Hawk slowly walks towards Dingo, who instead of being helpless, manages to take Hawk down with a drop toe hold.*

Bobby: Wait? He feigned injury! He should be suspended

Howard: It isn't in the EWA rule book. It's allowed

Bobby: Goddamit. Mr. Mayhem and the GM can't have been outsmarted here.

*He then stomps a mudhole with his “injured” ankle to the back of Hawk, before running against a ropes, and lands a knee drop. Dingo rolls Hawk over and covers

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Kickout!

Dingo decides to roll Hawk over, and grabs his arm. Hawk tries to resist, but Dingo locks in a Japanese armbar on Hawk. The crowd pops huge, as Hawk is struggling, but he manages to move. Inch towards inch, Hawk tries to get the bottom rope, but is still a good foot away. Hawk raises his arm, and is about to tap, but Bellamy jumps on the apron, distracting the referee. The referee is arguing with Bellamy as Dingo realises he's not going to get the win this way, and goes and argues with Bellamy as well. Bellamy attempts to slap Dingo, but Dingo counters with a punch to the head. The crowd pops huge, with Dingo eating up their applause, but gets rolled up

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2

Roll through. Dingo manages to roll back to his knees, and eventually to his feet. Hawk is on his feet as well, as Dingo pushes Hawk into the ropes, whilst rebounding against the opposite ones, and manages to land a Crocodile Strike Spear!*

Bobby: A Spear! A Spear! A Spear!

Howard: That's it, this match is over

Bobby: One hell of a match about to come to an end, but with the wrong winner

*A cover.

1

2

2.99*

Howard: WHAT? How did Hawk kick out?

Bobby: Dingo didn't even kick out of this move at the IC House Show. Hawk is more resilient than Cena.

Howard: Hell will the rest of the match dictate now?

*Dingo has the classic Edge face when someone kicks out of the spear, whilst Hawk looks like The Undertaker whilst on the wrong end of a beatdown. Dingo pounds on the mat in frustration, and gets to his feet and goes to the corner. He prepares for another spear, as Hawk slowly gets to his feet. Dingo prepares for another spear, but when he is in within 3 feet of Hawk, Hawk collapses to the floor. Dingo laughs at Hawk, and pulls his hair. Hawk wretches in pain, but he manages to grab the neck of Dingo, and into a small package

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Roll through to Dingo on top

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Roll through to Hawk on top

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Rope Break!

Both men are now on their feet. Hawk kicks Dingo, and Dingo kicks him back. Hawk punches Dingo, Dingo punches him back. They begin exchanging punches, to the crowds cheers (Dingos punches) and jeers (Hawks Punches)

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Hawk is in control, and dropkicks Dingo's knee, and places him in a powerbomb position. Hawk screams Driver, and like that, nails the Mayhem Driver (Canadian Destroyer)*

Howard: That. Is. It

Bobby: Nobody could kick out of that at the beginning of a match, let alone what these guys have been through.

*1

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Kickout!*

Howard: Kickout? Kickout? Come on Dingo!

Bobby: How the fuck do you kick out of the Mayhem Driver?

Howard: Ask Dingo.

Bobby: Wow, this is a hell of a match so far, what will happen now?

*Hawk is in shock. But he doesn't let it get the better of him, and begins dropping knee after knee to the back of Dingo, who screams out in pain each time. Eventually, Dingo stops the screaming, as Hawk stops the kneeing, before Hawk stands Dingo up. Dingo hovers groggily, as Hawk attempts to clothesline him, but he traps the arm, and lands a neckbraker! A cover

One

Two

Bellamy enters the ring with a steel chair in hand, and smashes it over the referees back.*

Howard: Why the fuck did Bellamy do this?

Bobby: He saved Hawk the match, and the title.

Howard: But he injured our only referee

Bobby: What? Where's the others?

Howard: We only have one other, and he went home. So now essentially, we have a Hardcore Match-up now.

*Bellamy smiles, as Dingo gets to his feet. Bellamy swings the chair at Dingo, but before he can, Dingo kicks him in the gut, and lands a DDT! Hawk though doesn't give Dingo time to regroup, and he picks up the chair, and drives it into the midsection of Dingo, before smashing it over his back! He does that again, and again, and again, and every time Dingo's reaction becomes smaller and smaller. The sixth time Hawk swung a chair,, instead of hitting Dingo's back, got him square in the face.

Hawk throws the chair outside of the ring, and follows it. He goes under the ring, and pulls out a 2x4 wrapped in barbed wire from under the ring, to a huge crowd pop. Dingo slowly rolls out of the ring towards Hawk, with blood running down his face. Hawk doesn't see him coming, as he's busy trash talking to the same fan Bellamy was talking to earlier. This gives Dingo time to roll under the ring, and grabs a table, to the biggest reaction of the match. Hawk doesn't hear the crowd reaction, as he's busy arguing with the fan, as Dingo sets up the table. By the time Dingo's set up the table, Hawk finishes rowing with the fan, but before he gets the chance to turn around, he is German Suplex'd through the table*

Howard: Holy Shit!

Bobby: What a move by Dingo, but this should be a DQ

Howard: Um, Hawk used a chair first

Bobby: Bullshit

*Both men are down on the floor, neither man managing to get to his feet. About 2 minutes pass, before either man shows signs of movements, as videos of that incident keeps replaying to the audience. Eventually, Hawk manages to get to his feet, and picks up the 2x4, at the same time as Dingo rolls into the ring. Hawk again faces this fan, this time armed with a beer, and throws it in Hawk's face to a huge pop.

Hawk just smiles though, as the lager spills onto the 2x4 as well. He goes over to the commentary, and grabs a lighter, and sets the 2x4 alight! He then enters the ring with Barbie, as Dingo is on his feet. Dingo tries to kick Hawk in the face, but Bellamy is awake and grabs onto Dingo's feet. Hawk spots the chance, and kicks Dingo in the gut, before following that up with putting the alight 2x4 down Dingo's trunks!*

Howard: Ouch!

Bobby: Hawk, no man deserves to go through this. His balls are probably alight!

Howard: And with barbed wire in there as well, Dingo must be infertile now

*Dingo, still on his feet, but all he can do is let out a high pitch scream. Hawk spots the opportunity and kicks Dingo low, adding to the pain, and sending him down to the mat, as a man with a fire extinguisher runs down to the ring, and puts out the flames, as Hawk quickly as possible pulls out Barbie, and Dingo lets out an even higher pitch sound. The flame is out, as Hawk covers. The referee is still unconscious, but Bellamy grabs the referees arm, and makes the count

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Three*

Lilian Garcia: And now your winner and NEW CARNAGE CHAMPION – “MR. MAYHEM” MIKE HAWK!

*Bellamy goes outside and grabs the Carnage Championship, and places it on top of Hawk, who isn't moving*

Howard: Match of the year contender there from 2 of Carnage's top superstars.

Bobby: Wow, if all Carnage Championship matches were like this, then this title will be more prestigious and valuable than any of the titles in wrestling history.

Howard: Hawk claimed before the show to me, that he will love that championship more than his own baby, and now, he will get what he has been aiming for since he joined EWA

Crawford

Bobby: What? Who's this

Howard: This is Victor Crawford. I saw him at the EWA IC House Show, where he defeated Ivanhoe Heskey. But why is he out here

Bobby: Wow, it's time for the Pain Main Event next, maybe he has something to say about that

Howard: Or he's here to send a message to someone else

*Hawk is helped to his feet by Bellamy when Victor's music goes off, and he's sporting a crimson mask. Victor comes down to ringside, and enters the ring, and stares at Dingo. He then goes to Hawk. He goes nose to nose with him, and swings back to punch, but instead extends his arm. The crowd jeers as Victor raises Hawk arm, and they turn 360 degrees to show off their new found partnership. Hawk then goes to the front of Victor and Bellamy, and raise the title high in the air. He soaks in the heat, but that soon turns to cheers as Victor grabs Hawks arms, and lifts him overhead into a tiger suplex!*

Bobby: What's he doing? He could have become a tag team with the new world champion!

Howard: He rather be by himself, and this could be a career defining moment, maybe good, maybe bad

Bobby: Definitely bad

Howard: I wouldn't say that, he could get a title shot out of this

*Bellamy looks on with the expression John Cena wore when HBK super kicked HHH at Survivor Series 09. He then goes for a clothesline against Victor, but he ducks and locks in a rear naked choke, and falls to the mat with the hold locked in*

Howard: The crowd are even louder than before, this could be bad news for Victor though

Bobby: Could be? He's attacking the General Manager! He'd be lucky to not be fired

Howard: He's making a name for himself now though

*Bellamy is unconscious as Victor decides to release the hold, and raises his arm to the crowds admiration. Victor surveys the damage created at ringside, and leaves to the crowd, and the camera shows Bellamy, Hawk and Dingo down, the damaged steel chair, Barbie and the broken table, as the camera pans over to Carter and Harry*

Howard: Now it's time for Carnage's second match of the night, and the first tag team match of the night

Bobby: Fresh Amirez battle Mixed Emotions, in a match to decide Carnage's reigning best tag team.

Howard: Fresh Amirez has came on top of the battles these four have gone through before, but a PPV is a different setting than Carnage

Bobby: Cody McDerrell and Eddie Divine got involved last Carnage, although rumors are circulating that both have left EWA.

Howard: Well, we will have to wait to see this coming show

Bobby: Yeah, you bet you will

Howard: Yeah, I do

Fresh. Like Amirez

Bobby: Now the Freshman’s come down to the ring, and by god they are going to win

Howard: I wouldn't bet my life on it, Mixed Emotions maybe sleeping giants

Bobby: They better hope they are, because they are in for a tough task today

Howard: Wow, Fresh Amirez hasn't proved a lot either. It's all to play for

Mixed Feelings

Bobby: Now the opera loving wrestlers come back to their home country, and they are getting the pop they think they deserve

Howard: This is their chance to become one of EWA's top tag team

Bobby: Who knows? When Carnage introduces Tag Titles, these guys maybe the first champions

Howard: But then Fresh Amirez has the same opportunity. Let's get started

Kidd = Zack, DH Smith = Clyde, Jey = Pride, Jimmy = Sorrow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqOU5hfIuE8
Watch until 4:20

*Pride is on the top rope, and is preparing for the Warriors Way, but when he jumps, Zack manages to roll out of the way. Pride lands, but Zack rolls him up

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Kickout

Both men are on their feet, and Zack goes for a clothesline, but Pride ducks. Zack rebounds into the ropes, but on his return is met by Pride lifting him into the air, straight into Sorrow's path. Sorrow catches Zack, with one leg on one shoulder, and nails a Jacknife Powerbomb! Pride covers

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Pride and Sorrow hug as they finally beat Fresh Amirez in a hard fought match. Pride calls for 2 mics on from the outside.*

Howard: And they are victorious. Mixed Emotions dominated this match, and come out on top

Bobby: And now they want to address something

Howard: They are now all but the top tag team on Carnage.

Bobby: Well, that's yet to be proven.

Howard: What other tag teams are on Carnage? Zilch.

Pride: After the injustice that happened to us on our first night here, we proven tonight who is the better team! They fought hard and pulled out everything they could to beat us, but we should them and everyone here tonight why we are the Prima Divo, leads, in this masterpiece crafted tonight to amaze the audience worldwide.

Sorrow: Damn, I hate that we had to work so hard, but I guess winning made up for it. But tonight we have proven that we are the top team on Carnage and....

OH WHAT A RUSH

*Mixed Emotions is cut off by the sound of Natural Born Killer by Avenged Sevenfold blaring through the P.A System! The crowd goes absolutely insane because only one team uses that song for their entrance ... And its them! Black Blooded walk through the curtain to a huge ovation, but that are holding their hands up in the air, signaling for the crowd to wait. They point to the curtain and the music stops ... The crowd waits silently for a moment, and then Burn It Down by Five Finger Death Punch explodes through the speakers! Darius has a microphone in hand and brings it up to speak*

Darius: Look who is finally in the EWA! Not only do you have ... Me. You have the greatest tag team ever to have graced a wrestling ring ... Black Blooded!

*The crowd goes nuts and pops loudly*

Darius: If you couldn't figure it out ... Mr. Black and Mr. Blood came to me and wanted me to be a part of their team ... So here I am, ladies and gentlemen!

*The crowd pops again as the three men grin*

Darius: Now ... Mixed Emotions, that was a phenomenal match, I will give you that ... But to say you're the best tag team on Carnage ... Ehh, bit of an overstatement there, because Black Blooded has arrived! You are one hell of a team, I won't take that away from you, and you put up a pretty good fight ... But my boys here can put up a bigger fight, and a hell of a lot harder fight as well ... You see we came to the EWA with one thing in mind ... Gold. Lots and lots of gold, and nothing will stop us to reach that goal!

*Darius looks to Mr. Blood and hands him the microphone*

Mr. Blood: Surprised to see us? We have said all along that we will not rest until we have the gold from every federation. So we came here, and what should we find but an old friend from ICW, this psychotic ball of fury wrapped in a wrestler, Darius. Well Black and I have always had a healthy respect for the man, so we all grabbed a beer and a steak together and started talking. Just as two are better than one, three is better than two, well we talked all night, got drunk as hell, even got thrown out of the same bar together, and where Black and I come from that makes this man the equal of any of our other blood brothers.

Mr. Black: Darius, Mr. Fury... Welcome to the family.

*Mr. Black opens the bag he was carrying, and hands Darius a black leather jacket, with BBD on the back, as well as a set of keys. Darius takes the jacket from Black and puts it on and then takes the keys into his palm*

Mr. Blood: Just wait until you see what those keys start.

*Mr. Blood hands the microphone back to Darius*

Darius: Oh, I'm sure I'll love this beast. Now, lets get back to business, boys. The tag team championships are locked hard into our sights, and there is not a single person that can stop us. Mr. Black and Mr. Blood have dominated all of the tag team divisions possible, and I have left my mark on the singles competition, and we will do the same here! EWA ... Soon enough you will see new champions, new winners, a new legacy. A new era ... The Era of Black Blooded! The level of dominance we will bring to the tag team and singles division is inevitable ... It will happen as quick as lighting but just as loud as thunder, we will be heard and we will be known!

*Darius hands the mic back over to Mr. Blood*

Mr. Blood: Thank you Fury, now as for you, Dangerous Tears... Wait, that's your fucking name? Dangerous Tears? Was Deadly Piss already taken? Hell I kinda feel bad for you now, so tell ya what. Why don't you guys go on back to the locker room, grab a shower, get your gear, get out and go right the hell back to whatever Carnival Side Show you got your start in, with Black Blooded here, there just isn't room for your little entertainment act. These fans want to see real Ass Kickers, not some goth crybaby wannabees. go on home, you don't want us to hurt you.

Mr. Black: Get out while the offer is still good.

Mr. Blood: Or face dealing with the Dominant Predators of this industry, Stronger and more focused then ever, with our newest brother in arms. the Unstoppable Mr. Fury

Mr. Black: Nothing Personal

*Black hands the microphone to Darius, the new Mr. Fury*

Mr. Fury: Just Business

Pride: Why don't you guys cut the crap because you Prima Donnas are boring everyone and ruining this masterpiece. None of you have done anything here of importance so until then we are the best. But if you want to try, then come at us because I am sure the crowd would love to see us put you in your place.

Sorrow: God Pride, we just got finished with a match and look, there's three of them and two of us. You know I have a 1 match per night policy.

*Pride steps out of the ring and tosses a chair in for Sorrow.

Pride: There, now you can beat them and put little effort into it. Now, which one of you wants to be the first ones to get knocked out.

*Sorrow readys the chair as Pride speaks

Pride: We aren't going anywhere. If you guys think we are leaving because you outnumber us, think again. By the way, you might want to know the name of the team that will beat you in the future is Mixed Emotions and our goal here is to show uneducated souls like you, the beutiful combination of opera and wrestling and we did just that with Fresh Amirez. We are in the greatest city in the world tonight, Rome, a home to the arts and to some of the greatest warriors in history.

*The fans explode at and start a "Welcome Home" chant, while raises the chair celebrating*

Pride: We grew up here, learning the greatest trades in the world and if you think we will be embarresed in front of our own people, a people with better tastes then you, you are dead wrong. So get in here now and we can finish our "business" tonight in the ring.

*Black Blooded looks on from the ramp as they stare down Mixed Emotions.*

Howard: Wow, Mixed Emotions need a new challenge, and Black Blooded want to bring it to them

Bobby: They have Darius as well! That's a top stable in the making

Howard: Speaking of stables, next we have Shaz, taking on Smoggie from Will I Am Enterprises

Ben- great matches/segements- did find two lil mistakes in the first match

Bellamy attempts to slap Bellamy

*Bellamy looks on with the expression John Cena wore when HBK super kicked HBK at Survivor Series 09. He then goes for a clothesline against Victor, but he ducks and locks in a rear naked choke, and falls to the mat with the hold locked in*

But like I said- great stuff man- its got me wanting to write a written out match again- every once in awhile(I've one done one- for JBW)

eyehatecena escribió:Ben- great matches/segements- did find two lil mistakes in the first match

Bellamy attempts to slap Bellamy

*Bellamy looks on with the expression John Cena wore when HBK super kicked HBK at Survivor Series 09. He then goes for a clothesline against Victor, but he ducks and locks in a rear naked choke, and falls to the mat with the hold locked in*

But like I said- great stuff man- its got me wanting to write a written out match again- every once in awhile(I've one done one- for JBW)

Thank you. All fixed now

Pre Match Commentary Will Be Added in Later

Ryback = ET, Jobber A = Rhodes, Jobber B = Steele
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guKLlMTAO_g
Watch until 3:37

Howard: ET has them both on his shoulders

Bobby: A double Crash Landing Samoan Drop coming?

Howard: Steele and Rhodes have been dominated so far, and now they are in for a ride

*And ET lands it! He's not done yet though, as he picks Rhodes up with one arm, and puts him into the Pumphandle Drop position, and nails it*

Howard: Abort Mission! ET has this match won, now all he needs to do is make a cover

Bobby: Steele and Rhodes can't play in the big leagues. This has been proved tonight

Howard: A cocky attitude Extraterrestrial has, and he has annihilated Steele and Rhodes

*ET throws Rhodes on top of Steele, and places his foot on them both

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Winner: Extraterrestrial

Howard: So ET wins on his debut EWA PPV

Bobby: And not a better way to make a point to the EWA Audience.

Howard: He's not done yet though

Bobby: Really? Yay

*ET lifts Rhodes in the air, way above his head. He throws Rhodes on top of the turnbuckle, before doing the same to Steele. ET goes to the apron, and places both men on his shoulders, and leaps towards the Spanish Announce Table*

Howard: Oh

Bobby: My

Howard: God

Bobby: ET

Howard: Has

Bobby: Destroyed

Howard: His

Bobby: Opposition with a double Samoan Drop through a table. These 2 may never be able to recover from this now

Howard: You had to ruin our one word conversation, didn't you?

Bobby: Yep

Howard: Douche. But now, you would think, would be the end of these 2 EWA dreams now.

Bobby: Well, if they recover, they better stay away. ET will have no problem annihilating them again

Howard: Whilst we fix this ringside area, let's go backstage to Jacob Cass.

Herb: Well from one championship match to another. We’re now flipping over the Fury side of things where the Tag Team Championships are going to be defended in a four way tag team match

The Current Champions - Two of a Kind

Herb: Well here come the current champions Paul Conrad and Kid Wonder. You know what, I predict a title change

Rich: Well it’s simple odds, the champions only have a 25% of walking out with their belts. Although, Two of a Kind have managed to win plenty of times to have the belts to this point

The Turnes

Herb: And here’s the team I see winning here tonight

Rich: The Turnes? Really?

Herb: Yeah, they’re a great team

Rich: U mad?

The Panzer Division

Rich: If any team are going to take the belts off of Two of a Kind, it’ll be this team

Herb: Well they do have the size advantage, and the experience advantage in terms of years teamed… and the advantage of having Barbie at ringsides

Rich: That’s a lot of advantages, and that’s why they’re going to be the ones walking out tonight as the new tag team champions!

Herb: I wouldn’t be so sure, all the teams here are top tier talent

Il Cattivo

Rich: Does anybody actually think these guys have a chance

Herb: Erm… Nope

Rich: Didn’t think so

The Panzer Division = The Dudley Boys // Il Cattivo = Edge & Christian // Get Rowdy = The Turnes // Right to Censor = Two of a Kind
[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DX1rPv0e54[/video]

*watch up to 10:19*

Rich: Ouch, shoulder breaker to Luke Turne on the outside!

Rob Turne then slingshots over the top and lands heavy on Kid Wonder, knocking him down. As soon as he gets up however, he gets floored by a huge clothesline by Paul Conrad on the outside

In the ring, The Panzer Division and Il Cattivo are battling. Oli takes Uliose out of the equation by clotheslining him over the top rope but then gets caught from behind with a dropkick from Roberto, send him through the ropes and out to the floor. It’s then Roberto’s turn to get clobbered from behind, as Karl Panzer clobbers him in the back of the head with a double axe handle, sending him crashing into the ropes, and he rolls out onto the apron for safety.

Rich: Only two men left standing now, Karl Panzer and Paul Conrad

Herb: And still no eliminations

Rich: Eliminations, since when have there been eliminations

Herb: Er… Roba thought it would be easier to write the finish

Rich: Not going to argue with that. I mean, he does control me

Karl Panzer turns around, only to be met with a big boot by Paul Conrad who has just entered the ring. Conrad drops down to cover him, but Karl manages to roll out of the ring to avoid getting pinned. Paul pounds on the mat in frustration, then turns around to see Roberto Pamich springboarding in with a crossbody. Paul manages to catch him though, then spins it out into a spinout side slam!

Herb: Could this be the first elimination?

One!

Two!

Th- Uliose Pamich dives in at the last second, breaking up the pin

Herb: A timely save

Rich: You sound like such a twat

Uliose begins pounding away with some clubbing forearms to the back of big Paul. Kid Wonder then slides into the ring behind him, and grabs on a reverse headlock then hits Uliose with a huge Kidnapped! (Snap inverted DDT)

One!

Two!

Three!

Herb: And Il Cattivo won’t be walking out with the belts today

Rich: Did anybody really expect them to?

Oli Panzer then pops up on the apron. Paul Conrad charges at him but Oli pulls the rope down and they both go crashing down to the floor where the two big men begin to brawl

This leaves Kid Wonder alone in the ring, until Luke Turne springboards in and lands on his back. He quickly wraps his arms and legs around him in a Dragon Sleeper! Kid falls down to his knees in an attempt to reach the ropes, but he’s still too far away. He fights on for a couple of seconds, before quickly tapping!

Herb: He tapped! Two of a Kind are out!

Rich: You know what that means. We’re guaranteed new champions!

Herb: It’s between the Panzer Division and the Turnes. Who will triumph?

As soon as Luke Turne releases the Dragon Sleeper, Karl Panzer is back in the ring and hits the Guten Nacht big boot!

Rich: New champion!

One!

Two!

Thre- At the last second Rob Turne dives in to break things up. Both men get up quickly and begin trading forearms. After a couple the bigger man Karl Panzer gets the advantage. He whips the groggy Turne against the ropes but on the rebound Rob hits a sick rolling wheel kick, knocking Karl down. He then ascends up to the top

Herb: They’re going to do it. They’re one Turne Drop away!

Barbie hops up onto the apron to distract Rob, but the ref quickly heads her off, stopping her from getting involved. Rob signals to the sky in preparation for his elbow drop finisher. Then out of nowhere, while the ref is busy with Barbie, Hanz Gruber has reached ringside. He jumps up onto the apron and pulls out one of Rob’s legs, crotching him on the top!

Herb: What? NO! The Turnes had it won! They had the titles in the bag! What’s Hanz doing out here.

Before he is seen by the ref, Hanz drops down to the floor and hides under the ring, waiting for the match to finish. Karl Panzer gets back up, and notices Rob crotched up top. He pulls Rob off, in the Electric Chair position just as Oli is getting back up onto the apron after brawling with Paul Conrad. Oli climbs up to the top, and they perform their version of the Doomsday Device, Die Krawatte!

One!

Two!

Three!

Rich: We have new tag champs! Ladies and gentleman, the new Fury Tag Team Champions, The Panzer Division!

Herb: Why? Why did Hanz come out here? Why did he have to ruin this fantastic match? He had no connection to it.

Fully typed for your amusement


Howard: Ladies and gentlemen this is one of the hottest rivalries in wrestling today

Bobby: No it is not Howard calm down.

Howard: You know I thought you were my co-worker and friend but now I’m starting to realize you’re a dick to everyone.

Bobby: You’re an idiot and I don’t like idiots which means I’m really hoping Amadeus Frewin beats Heskey so bad he never comes back.

Howard: Why are you so mean to people? What did Heskey ever do to you?

Bobby: He was fired from HWA for being too controversial, aka raping people what else do I need to hate him?

Howard: I don’t know but I’m really starting to feel dizzy and why is your head so big and your hair is the colors of the rainbow let me touch it!

Bobby: Get off me you moron

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWP-z4O8Ddo

Howard: Here comes Heskey Heskey Heskey Heskey Heskey Heskey Heskey!

Bobby: What the hell did that idiot give you?

Howard: He gave me one of his muffins before the ppv backstage. Was I not supposed to do that?

Bobby: Dammit Howard that’s how he rapes people. You’re as stupid as he is, don’t you know there’s a reason nobody eats his muffins?

Howard: I thought everybody were just dicks to him. Too bad I ate 5 muffins.

*Heskey prances to the ring while his Music hits as the colloseum roar as if they were celebrating Heskey scoring a goal*

Bobby: Why am I stuck with these idiots? What did I do to deserve this torture?

*Heskey blows a kiss to Bobby and enters the ring in a slow sexual manner*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3W6gToNl-DQ

Howard: Here comes that selfish son of a bitch, Amadeus Frewin. Or should Heskey say Freewin

Bobby: That’s a terrible joke Howard, hopefully that drug wears off after this match or else I’m going to be stuck in hell for the night.

Howard: You know this music and that calm way Amadeus and his wife are entering the ring isn’t helping me, I think I’m falling asleep.

Bobby: I would rather you stick with me to see this jobber of a match than to be alone in this hellhole.

*Amadeus poses to the crowd as his wife gives him a short massage and then gets out of the ring. As the match starts*

*Both men lock up in a test of strength in which Heskey manages to beat Frewin, grabs him in a headlock, then irish whips him in the corner and hits Amadeus with a clothesline in the corner*

Howard: You know Heskey is a big black guy, have you noticed that Bobby?

Bobby: Yes, yes I have now please try to concentrate on the match here.

*Heskey pulls up Frewin but Frewin connects with 3 straight punches to the stomach of Heskey and hits him with a chop block which knocks Heskey down to the floor*

*Frewin hits elbow drop onto Heskey, gets up hits another, gets up poses then hits the third elbow drop to Heskey and now goes for the pin*

Howard : one…two… no. Heskey won’t lose trust me. I think Heskey gave Frewin a muffin and that’s why he’s so calm ya know.

*Frewin pulls up Heskey and irish whips him to the corner only for Heskey to counter and proceed to do Ric Flair chops onto Frewin. Frewin counters and does chops of his own and sets him on the top rope*

Bobby: I don’t know what this guy is doing but he’s doing a good job so far so I’m going to trust him and see how this goes

*Frewin jumps and hits a frankensteiner to Heskey but Heskey managed to counter and caches him in a powerbomb position*

Howard: You know this is a sexual position

Bobby: What the hell is wrong with you?

*Frewin counters the powerbomb by completing the frankensteiner and catches him for the pin*

Bobby: One..two..thre

*Heskey counters the pin with a small package*

Howard: One…two…thre..Frewin kick out

Bobby: I think that was Heskey’s finisher isn’t it?

Howard: No his finishers are the Pele kick and the ROLLUP pin not the small package

Bobby: What’s the difference?

Howard: Rollup

*Both men get up quite quickly but Frewin hits Heskey with a dropkick which almost sends him down but Heskey lays on the ropes. Frewin goes for a clothesline to take Heskey outside but Heskey counters by throwing Frewin over his shoulder out of the ring*

Bobby: This man is a beast.

Howard: I know some other black guy on youtube calls him that. I think he watches wrestling too

*Heskey looks at Frewin on the outside*

Bobby: What the hell is Heskey thinking?

*Heskey runs to the rope and attempts an outside dive but trips over the rope and falls down to the mat*

Bobby: HAHAHAHAHA what a fucking idiot this guy is.

*Frewin takes advantage of this and sets him back in the ring and hits him with an enziguri*

Bobby: Frewin has got this 1 2 3 it’s over

Howard: one…two NO

Bobby: How the hell did that idiot kick out of that one?

*Frewin looks at the ref angrily and complains to him, as the ref threatens to disqualify him
Frewin turn out only to be met with Heskey’s signature big boot to the face*

Bobby: No! Get up you selfish bastard come on!

*Frewin gets up dazed, Heskey has his rape face on*

Howard: PELE KICK!

Bobby: He missed HOWARD, Heskey missed!

*Frewin takes advantage of this and hits a moonsault on Heskey*

Bobby: The idiot is going to lose Howard

Howard: One…tw not even close

*Frewin sets up Heskey for something but Heskey falls down again tripping Frewin, Heskey sees him down again and goes for a….*

Howard: SHINING WIZARD….NO!

Bobby: That idiot needs to learn that he isn’t very agile otherwise he would stop missing

*Frewin hits the my time lock on Heskey and Heskey taps out immediately*

Ring announcer: Here is your winner, Amadeus Frewin!

*Howard snaps out of Heskey’s drug*

Howard: What the hell happened? What did I miss?

Bobby: Apparently Heskey drugged you and he was going to rape you if Amadeus wouldn’t have saved you from that idiot

Howard: I guess that’s the only thing I missed, good thing I was asleep otherwise I could have said some really stupid things.

Has Rehmix sent in his part of the segment to you Rob? He's got the entire segment and all he has to do is add his part to it

Shining Light escribió:Has Rehmix sent in his part of the segment to you Rob? He's got the entire segment and all he has to do is add his part to it

I haven't received it yet, no

Barbie rushes into the ring holding the tag straps and hugs her two brothers as the three of them celebrate widely. Karl goes to one corner while Oli goes to another and they both raise the titles above their heads while Barbie drops down to her knees due to pure emotion and throws her hands up into the air in triumph, holding up her newly won Hellcats Championship

Rich: It’s so nice to see a family so close. That’s the beauty of this industry. They’re a family of champions

Suddenly, the mood is changed as Hanz Gruber comes out from under the ring and climbs up onto the apron. Barbie’s celebration’s immediately stop as soon as she sees him. She stands up and glares at Hanz. Her two brothers quickly notice Hanz too, and jump down out of their corners to stand by the side of their little sister. As Hanz steps through the ropes, Barbie is staring daggers at her fellow German

Herb: Well this is why I was so confused as to why Hanz interfered to help the Panzers. Barbie and Hanz do not get on, and the Panzers are a tight knit bunch.

Rich: Apart from Sasha

Herb: Apart from Sasha. For those of you not up to date with the relationship between Hanz and Barbie, I’ll fill you in now. Barbie and Hanz used to date. They were really close, and were even thinking of getting married. The combined force of Hanz and the Panzers was the dominating force over on the German wrestling scene. Then when they made it over to the state, Hanz started getting a bit too big for his boots. Basically, Barbie found him shagging her sister Sasha

Rich: Hence the apart from Sasha

Herb: Hence the apart from Sasha. Basically, Barbie wasn’t too happy, understandably. They had a pretty violent breakup and there’s still a lot of hate there now. Now Barbie’s dating Mike Muir over on PAIN!, but she bares a pretty nasty grudge. The Panzer Division of Karl and Oli also hate Hanz now, as Barbie is their sister

Rich: As is Sasha, but she’s a whore

Barbie is still staring at Hanz with a look of absolute hate on her face. She shouts at him “Why did YOU have to come out here and ruin our moment?”

Hanz replies “I was the one who won you those damn belts!”

Herb: Thinks are going to get physical pretty quickly

Barbie’s eyes go wild. She goes for Hanz and lifts up her hand to slap him…

Herb: Told ya-

But instead wraps her hand around the neck of her compatriot and pulls him in close as they begin to make out!

Herb: WHA!?!?

Rich: Well that’s new… and DAMN HOT!

Herb: But! But! But… What about Muir? What about her grudge?

Rich: From the looks of that, I think they just may have made up. You were talking about how dominant they were as a team before; well it seems that team’s reuniting

Herb: But… that wasn’t what was supposed to happen. What about Muir?

Rich: What about him? He just got upgraded to Hanz Gruber, a real man. Actually, upgraded is the wrong word, I think the term I’m looking for is dumped.

*Van Hooligan X steps out from the back and appears to be in smug form yet again. The boos that just his presence generates in EWA is very impressive by anyones standards. He makes his way inside the ring and is handed a microphone.*

Van: Lively crowd tonight hmm? *Dem boos* I hardly say I blame you though. I too would be envious of myself if I wasn't me. The streak I've been on in the past few shows though, I even impress myself, which isn't easily done.

Pretty much anyone who talks back towards me has ended up regretting it. Ryan Wells had to move to Pain!, Broc ended up leaving EWA completely, that stupid idiot who thinks he's a magician got a reality check by moi and last but not least Rob Rage got told!

Quite frankly, not 1 person on any roster is on my level. Not 1! I should be facing Alex Kidd for his world championship, not someone terribly generic like Michael! I find it incredibly disrespectful that 1 of the strongest and charismatic wrestlers around isn't where he belongs! The top!

I-- *Just then, CJs music hits*

*CJ walks out to a rosuing ovation. He poses for the crowd and the flashing lights of cameras as pictures are taken fill the arena*

CJ: Sup' Eliters!?

*The crowd wet themselves with excitement*

Now Van, I've got to admit that I've been impressed with you as of late. And considering the fact that you got me arrested for abduction and attempted rape, you must have been pretty fucking impressive to win me over! But things are only going to get tougher for you from now on, because you're playing with the big boys now Van, and there's no going back. So in honour of my new found admiration of you, I've decided that the winner of this open challenge will receive a shot at the EWA World Heavyweight Championship!

*CJ turns to the back curiously*

Let's see who's accepted the challenge then...

*A few seconds pass before Hollywood Undead starts playing. Malcolm Cage walks out to a huge pop from the wrestling fanatics. Many don't know who he is, but the ones who watch a lot of wrestling seem to love him.*

Malcolm Cage: What's up EWA. It's ya boi Malcolm Cage. For those of you who don't know who I am, you will soon, cause I have managed to make my way to the great world of EWA. I have been waiting for the chance to branch out to other areas, and I have heard from many that EWA is da place to be!

*Great pop from the crowd. The EWA faithfuls are starting to get behind Cage.*

Cage: So when I got a call from CJ to come in and "make an impact," I knew that the time was right. Now I don't expect any free passes. I don't expect any special treatment, and I understand that I am the new guy in the locker room, but I have been around the industry for a long time, and I don't expect to be a foreigner for to long in EWA. As I said earlier I'm here to make an impact! I may not be the most popular person in eFedding, but I am loyal, and I will work harder than anyone else.

*Good pop from the crowd as Cage starts to warm up to the crowd.*

Cage: But enough with introductions, I heard there was a open challenge here tonight, and I figured why not "make an impact" here in EWA by taking on you, Van. I heard how the crowd booed you, they hate your guts. And I'm sure that everyone here tonight, would love for me to kick your ass. And now I hear that there is a EWA World Heavyweight Championship shot in it? Well now I'm definitely in. I'm going to do something that I'm sure the crowd would like for me to do, and that is shut you up! You have just met your match Van, cause, like you said, I'm not on your level, I'm on another level! Time to start off on EWA right by kicking your face in.

Malcolm Cage = Tyler Black // Van Hooligan X = Bryan Danielson
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*watch up to 8:40 in second video*

Herb: And I still can’t believe it. Malcolm Cage in EWA

Rich: Get over it, he’s not really that big a name. Sure, he did some stuff over in JBW, but that companies basically died. And look at him, he’s getting the shit kicked out of him by Van Hooligan X

He sure is. That’s the fifth stiff kick to Malcolm’s chest, and the welts are becoming very visible. Van hits another shoot kick, but all they seem to be doing now is firing Cage up. He goes for a seventh, hoping to knock Cage down, but instead Malcolm ducks underneath and runs off the ropes. He bounces off but Van catches him on the rebound with a big boot, staggering him but not fully knocking him down.

Rich: And Cage is shut down again. Trust me, Van’s got this in the bag

Van the grabs him around the waist in a setup for a gutwrench manoeuvre

Herb: Could this be the Vanhammer? That Gutwrench Neckbreaker Van has used to put away so many of his opponents

Van lifts him up, but as he reaches the height of the move Malcolm breaks Van’s grip and rolls through, off the back of his opponent, and lands on his feet. He then runs off the ropes and hits a running Daniel Bryan style clothesline, knocking VHX down. Both men are quickly back up to their feet but Malcolm runs off the ropes again, and again knocks him down with a running clothesline. Van is a little slower getting back up this time. Malcolm walks over to the ropes and springboards off the second rope onto Van, grabbing him a headlock in mid-air then spinning another 180 degrees and planting him down with a springboard DDT

Herb: Does he have him here?

One!

Two!

Thr- Kickout!

Rich: And that’s as close as Cage is going to get to a victory here tonight

Cage then pulls Van up, and lifts him up for a vertical suplex, but Van counters with some knees to the head, causing Cage to drop him. Van then follows up with a swift kick to the gut, then spins around going for a thrust kick, but Malcolm moves his head just at the last second and as Van spins around to face him, Cage jumps up going for a double knee facebreaker (Codebreaker) but Van manages to sort of catch him and stagger over to the corner and throw him off in a bucklebomb of sorts

Herb: Ouch, that’s got to hurt the back of Cage, and did you see the whiplash!

Van Hooligan then backs up and slaps his knee twice and shouts “It’s OVER!”

He charges in and goes for a Shining Wizard to the seated Cage in the corner, but Cage moves his head slightly to the side and Van’s knee goes smashing into the middle turnbuckle! Cage then reaches through the legs of Van Hooligan X and pulls him down in a schoolboy rollup

One!

Two!

Three!

Van kicks out a second after the ref’s hand hits the mat for a third time. Cage immediately bails from the ring, as Van is going ballistic. He’s shouting at the ref, saying that it was a fast count and that he kicked out but the ref is adamant that Malcolm Cage got the win there. Malcolm himself is just looking on from up the ramp with a huge grin on his face. Eventually, he turns around and walks back up the ramp, slapping hands with some of the fans on his way.

Rich: What! No! That was a fast count! Cage cheated! He can’t win, especially not like that. He doesn’t deserve a title shot; he’s only been in the company for one match for Christ’s sakes!

Herb: Well he did, and he got one. Malcolm Cage, yes, you heard me right, Malcolm Cage in EWA on his debut ended the hot streak of Van Hooligan X and in the process earned himself a championship match. What a debut!

Rich: *Mutters incoherently*

Herb: Oh come on Rich, that was a great match and could have gone either way, but in the end it was Malcolm who got the win. There’s no shame in losing to somebody the calibre of Malcolm Cage, especially when you’ve taken him to the limit like Van just did.

Rich: He’s not even that good.

Herb: *sigh* I guess some people are just sore losers… by proxy. Right, now to hand over to the Carnage boys and what a great match it’s going to be! Dingo Mac will be taking on Mike Hawk to crown the first ever Carnage World Heavyweight Champion!

Raden Blain: Did you see that! DID YOU SEE THAT! Three of PAIN’s top competitors dismantled by the ANTICHRIST! Is that the best you have? IS IT? Is that all the PAIN! roster has to offer? WELL IS IT?

I, am the most dominating force in all of wrestling. Past, present or future, there never has been, there isn’t and there never will be a monster as dominating as me. I am the greatest and most unstoppable beast in the World, and I challenge anybody to prove me wrong!

There is nobody in the back that can stop me! Not one! This belt right here proves that. *Lifts up PAIN! World Heavyweight Championship* I am the biggest, I am the brutalist, and I AM THE BEST! Nobody can beat me! NOBODY! I challenge anybody, ANYBODY! Anybody who thinks they can stop me to come down to this ring, with this title on the line, and try to defeat me.

But your attempt will be in vain. Because you cannot defeat me. I AM UNSTOPPABLE!

Harry: And after that display, you’d be hard pressed to argue

Carter: What a MAN!

Horus Black

Carter: Wait, why’s the GM out here?

Horus Black walks out onto the ramp with his signature black suit with white shirt and dark sunglasses on, as well as a mic in hand.

Horus: I’m glad to hear you say that Raden, because here’s the thing. I just signed a new talent, and he’s a lot like you. He’s big like you and just like you he also claims to be a monster. He also claims to be unstoppable, much like you.

This made me think. It took me back to the age old question of what happens when the unstoppable force meets the immovable object? Well, here I was given a means to a solution. Both of you claim to be unstoppable. Both of you claim to be immovable. Then Raden, you gave that fine speech offering up an open challenge to anybody on the roster for your World Heavyweight Championship. Well I just couldn’t resist.

So up next, the unstoppable force will meet the immovable object when you Raden Blain defend your World Heavyweight Championship against… this man! *He motions behind him up at the entranceway*

Harry: Well who is it then?

Carter: I don’t know but frankly I find this all very unfair. Raden just defended his championship, and if-

Carter is stopped speechless as from behind Horus Black comes a man nobody has seen for months. A giant man, similar in stature to Raden but if possible even more intimidating. His very presence brings up the thoughts of death. He is the last World Champion of the now defunct organisation E-WF.

It is Thanatos

Harry: Oh. My. God!

Carter: That’s… That’s Thanatos!

Harry: Thanatos here in EWA! What’s he doing here. He was the last world champion of that train wreck E-WF, and he dominant.

Carter: Nobody’s seen him for MONTHS, but now he’s here in Rome, and he’s going to be facing Raden Blain for the World Heavyweight Champions

Harry: This is going to be a real life Clash of the Titans!

Thanatos walks dauntingly down to the ring, then steps up onto the ring apron. There he pauses, as the two monsters stare each other down, each waiting for the other to make the first move. For these two giants, it’s probably the first time ever they don’t have a size advantage. They’re almost exactly the height and weight

Carter: This is going to be BIG!

Thanatos then steps over the top rope and the arena explodes! Raden charges in, going for a huge clothesline, but Thanatos ducks underneath and catches him in a reverse headlock. He then reaches across with his free arm, and positions it on the lower back of Blain. Then, in a show of incredible strength he lifts up the monster Raden Blain so he’s almost vertical… and drops him down with a sick THUD in a sort of lifting reverse DDT/belly to belly piledriver manoeuvre, kind of like a reverse brainbuster!

Carter: DEATH DROP!

One!

Two!

Three!

Harry: New Champion!

Carter: I don’t believe it! One move! One. Move! That’s all it took to finish him. Finish Blain, who up to this point had been utterly dominant here in EWA

Harry: How? Just how? We though Blain was a dominant champion. I mean, he was undefeated. And then… This... monster comes and destroys him with a single move. A single move. We though Blain was dominant, what the hell is this guy going to be?

Thanatos grasps the belt from the ref, and then just walks off and leaves the ring over the top rope. He then marches up the ramp, showing no emotion for this epic win. When he reaches the top he pauses to look at Horus Black who is giving him a slow round of applause. Thanatos just nods, then walks on straight past him and to the back. Horus then lifts up his mic

Horus: You know Blain; I really thought you’d have put up a little more fight than that. I’m disappointed. Oh, and did I neglect to mention, PAIN! only needs one dominant monster… so you’re fired

Carter: WHAT?!?

Harry: He just fired Blain? He just fired him, on the spot, just like that. I can’t believe this, he’s firing him now so he doesn’t have a chance for revenge. Blain wasn’t fresh for this match, and if he was he would have probably been a lot more of a matchup for Thanatos. It seems Horus isn’t going to take that risk

Carter: B… Bl… Blain *starts crying*

Harry: Let’s hand it back over to the Fury guys now for our epic main event, Michael the Archangel vs. Alex Kidd II *starts comforting Carter*

I thought it was the TV Title Cage was getting a title shot at, or am I mistaken?

Barbie rushes into the ring holding the tag straps and hugs her two brothers as the three of them celebrate widely. Karl goes to one corner while Oli goes to another and they both raise the titles above their heads while Barbie drops down to her knees due to pure emotion and throws her hands up into the air in triumph, holding up her newly won Hellcats Championship

Rich: It’s so nice to see a family so close. That’s the beauty of this industry. They’re a family of champions

Suddenly, the mood is changed as Hanz Gruber comes out from under the ring and climbs up onto the apron. Barbie’s celebration’s immediately stop as soon as she sees him. She stands up and glares at Hanz. Her two brothers quickly notice Hanz too, and jump down out of their corners to stand by the side of their little sister. As Hanz steps through the ropes, Barbie is staring daggers at her fellow German

Herb: Well this is why I was so confused as to why Hanz interfered to help the Panzers. Barbie and Hanz do not get on, and the Panzers are a tight knit bunch.

Rich: Apart from Sasha

Herb: Apart from Sasha. For those of you not up to date with the relationship between Hanz and Barbie, I’ll fill you in now. Barbie and Hanz used to date. They were really close, and were even thinking of getting married. The combined force of Hanz and the Panzers was the dominating force over on the German wrestling scene. Then when they made it over to the state, Hanz started getting a bit too big for his boots. Basically, Barbie found him shagging her sister Sasha

Rich: Hence the apart from Sasha

Herb: Hence the apart from Sasha. Basically, Barbie wasn’t too happy, understandably. They had a pretty violent breakup and there’s still a lot of hate there now. Now Barbie’s dating Mike Muir over on PAIN!, but she bares a pretty nasty grudge. The Panzer Division of Karl and Oli also hate Hanz now, as Barbie is their sister

Rich: As is Sasha, but she’s a whore

Barbie is still staring at Hanz with a look of absolute hate on her face. She shouts at him “Why did YOU have to come out here and ruin our moment?”

Hanz replies “I was the one who won you those damn belts!”

Herb: Things are going to get physical pretty quickly

Barbie’s eyes go wild. She goes for Hanz and lifts up her hand to slap him…

Herb: Told ya-

But instead wraps her hand around the neck of her compatriot and pulls him in close as they begin to make out!

Herb: WHA!?!?

Rich: Well that’s new… and DAMN HOT!

Herb: But! But! But… What about Muir? What about her grudge?

Rich: From the looks of that, I think they just may have made up. You were talking about how dominant they were as a team before; well it seems that team’s reuniting

Herb: But… that wasn’t what was supposed to happen. What about Muir?

Rich: What about him? He just got upgraded to Hanz Gruber, a real man. Actually, upgraded is the wrong word, I think the term I’m looking for is dumped.

Hanz and Barbie finally stop making out and Hanz goes to the corner of the ring and ask for four mics- giving one each to the Panzer brothers and one to Barbie

Hanz: Its been way too long since we’ve torn it up in the rings together and these last few months has been great in repairing our friendships. And repairing our friendship led to something even better- a chance to work with each other, just as we did in the past. This time though, I’m a changed man. I owe it all to Gerald Croft. He’s kept me focused, he’s gotten me opportunities I’d never have before. He worked out a deal for me with EWNCW, and he helped find me a loophole that got me back into HWA. He;s done wonders for me here in EWA, getting me, and really keeping me as the number one contender for the Fury World Title for most of my career here. And as you now know, when you guys were trying to break into JBW, Gerald took care of that contract too. So Karl, Oli and Barbie, I’d officially like to welcome you into Crofts Limited. And Barb’s, you can finally stop slumming it with Muir.

Barbie: And you can finally stop screwing Sasha.

Hanz: Well we both had to do what we had to do to keep up the façade.

Barbie: True, couldn’t let anybody know we were going to wind up in Crofts Limited. While Muir was great in the sack, he had chance after chance to win the PAIN! World title, but came up empty time after time. And no matter how much I egged him on- he swore he would never cheat to win. Poor guy is stuck in mediocrity and now an empty bed. He’s probably crying his eyes out watching this- HA HA! Well sorry Mike, I like being around winners better. And being in Crofts Limited, well I am surrounded with the elite wrestlers in this sport. That plus Hanz you’re even more amazing in the sack than Mike

Herb: Poor Muir

Rich: At least he can put that he banged Barbie Panzer on his resume

Herb: True

The other Panzer sister

Sasha Panzer comes out pulling a wagon with a case of beer in it

Herb: Yet another member added to Crofts Limited it seems

Rich: I guess the sisters made up. Family is a strong bond

Hanz: What the hell is she doing out here?

Barbie: Relax, I simply asked her to bring some beer out for us

Sasha pulls the wagon down the ramp down to just right outside the ring. She struggles to pick up the case and put it on the ring apron- but she is successful. She gets in the ring, opens the case and hands a beer to everyone before snatching the mic out of big brother Karl’s hand.

Sasha: Finally! Finally we are all on the same page. Karl, Oli, Barbie! I’ve looked forward to this day. Together we can all….

Barbie: Together? I just asked you to bring beer out for us. Now get out our ring

Oli: Best do what she says Sasha

Hanz: Listen to her bitch. You won’t have another warning

Sasha: But I thought I was a part of this. Hanz? I thought we had…

Hanz: Had what? Sex? Sure, but that was it. Now get the hell out of here

Karl and Oli go to pick her up, but she rushes over to Barbie

Barbie: Just what the hell do you think you are doing? Get the fuck out our ring. NOW!

Sasha: Why? Why can’t we….

Karl snatches the mic out of Sasha hand

Karl: Look you little runt! Its grown up time. If you don’t get the hell out of here this minute….

Barbie nails Sasha in the back of the head with her Hell’s Cat Championship belt, knocking her to the mat. She then jumps down on Sasha’s back and nails her with the belt twice more. The crowd is in shock

Karl: …..we will throw you out of here like the piece of trash you are

Herb: My God, that’s their sister

Rich: Yeah, she’s a whore

Herb: What does that have to do with a beat down?

Rich: I don’t know. Why the hell are you asking me?

Karl, Oli and Hanz just look on, and laugh, as Barbie continues beating on her sister for another minute or so. Barbie finally stops, picks up her mic and stands up

Barbie: NOW GET OUT OUR RING BITCH!

Sasha slowly gets to her hands and knees and starts crawling to the ropes. Her blond hair is covered in blood in the back of her head. She tries pulling herself up with the ropes, only to fall through them onto the arena floor. A ring attendant and the ref help her up and to the back. The crowd starts yelling “Fuck You Barbie!”

Hanz: Dammit Barb’s, you’re stealing my heat *this brings laughter from those in the ring, but massive boos from the crowd * Seriously though, now that we got that minor problem out the way, I just want to say its great to have you on the team. And Barb’s, just great we don’t have to keep our relationship secret anymore.

Barbie: Oh my big German bear *Barbie and Hanz start making out again *

Herb: So what? She was doing Hanz the whole time she was dating Muir?

Rich: Seems so. Damn, I’m horny now

Karl: *cough cough * Hanz, don’t you have a match now?

Hanz: * Barbie and Hanz stop making out * Oh, yeah Robby Rage

Karl: You want us to stick around? Make sure Rob doesn’t run and hide?

Oli: Yeah, we can insure that you will win this thing in the first two falls

Karl: Hell, we can make sure it doesn’t go past the first fall

Barbie: And I could distract him with my womanly charms- both of them

Hanz: No need for that. I promised ole Robby boy that I wouldn’t have anyone out with me.

Karl: Wait? What? Hanz, you’re slipping

Hanz: HA! No, we had a civilized discussion backstage and to homour the guy, I went along with his proposition. And I’m keeping my word

Oli: You’re sure bro?

Hanz: Yeah my brother. I got this. And here, take my beer. I don’t drink until after my matches. You guys go have some fun in the back

Karl, Oli, Barbie and Hanz have a group hug in the middle of the ring for a good minute. Karl, Oli, and Barbie then exits the ring, brining the beer with them, and head backstage to the loudest boos of the night. Hanz stays in the ring awaiting Rob Rage.

Herb: Fat chance of Hanz actually keeping his word. First sign of trouble and someone from Crofts Limited runs out to save Hanz’s ass

Rich: You don’t know that. I bet you someone runs out to save Rages ass.

Herb: I still can not believe all of what just went down. The Panzer Division are now part of Croft Limited as is Barbie. And Barbie showed us her viscous side against her lil sis

Rich: It was her own fault. Everybody warned her to leave. Well lets wait on Rage to get his ass out here. And Carter, put it away you sick bastard