Carnage ep 8

Didn't realize I didn't do this

Opening
Shaz promo, Open Challenge
Frewin comes out,cuts a promo and accepts
Shaz Vs Frewin, Shaz wins
Crawford and Hawk promo
Bellamy promo
Heskey segment
Lawman and Mcallister segment
Bellamy books tag team match
Dingo Mac promo
Heskey Vs Dingo, Heskey wins clean
Cryptic Message
[strike]Bellamy introduces new commentary team
Darius Vs Devon Jones
Special Guest Brandon Medeiros promo
Medeiros Vs Gyakatsu, Kryptonite interferes giving Medeiros the win by DQ
Barbie Panzer promo backstage talking about her attacks on her sister
Barbie Panzer Vs Sasha Panzer, Barbie wins after Muir distracts the ref and Barbie hits Sasha with a chair
Rude Brothers promo
Rude Brothers Vs Mixed Emotions, Interference from Black Blooded
Brawl between ME and BB
Devon Makes the save
Lawman promo

Mcallister and ? Vs ET and Lawman, ET and Lawman win
ET attacks Lawman
Bellamy promo
Crawford Vs Cass and Smoggie, Crawford wins
Bellamy Fires Smoggie and Jacob Cass
Show ends

pauadrian escribió:Didn't realize I didn't do this

Opening
Shaz promo, Open Challenge
Frewin comes out,cuts a promo and accepts
Shaz Vs Frewin, Frewin wins by rollup
Crawford and Hawk promo
Bellamy promo
Heskey segment
Lawman and Mcallister segment
Bellamy books tag team match
Dingo Mac promo
Heskey Vs Dingo, Heskey wins clean
Bellamy introduces new commentary team
Special Guest Brandon Medeiros promo
Medeiros Vs Gyakatsu, Kryptonite interferes giving Medeiros the win by DQ
Barbie Panzer promo backstage talking about her attacks on her sister
Barbie Panzer Vs Sasha Panzer, Barbie wins after Muir distracts the ref and Barbie hits Sasha with a chair
Rude Brothers promo
Rude Brother Vs Mixed Emotions
Mcallister and ? Vs ET and Lawman, ET and Lawman win
Lawman promo
ET attacks Lawman
Bellamy promo
Crawford Vs Cass and Smoggie, Crawford wins
Bellamy Fires Smoggie and Jacob Cass
Show ends

WHA! All red, that means I have to do everything! Red is my colour. Use the colour coding bitch

Robareid escribió:

pauadrian escribió:Didn't realize I didn't do this

Opening
Shaz promo, Open Challenge
Frewin comes out,cuts a promo and accepts
Shaz Vs Frewin, Frewin wins by rollup
Crawford and Hawk promo
Bellamy promo
Heskey segment
Lawman and Mcallister segment
Bellamy books tag team match
Dingo Mac promo
Heskey Vs Dingo, Heskey wins clean
Bellamy introduces new commentary team
Special Guest Brandon Medeiros promo
Medeiros Vs Gyakatsu, Kryptonite interferes giving Medeiros the win by DQ
Barbie Panzer promo backstage talking about her attacks on her sister
Barbie Panzer Vs Sasha Panzer, Barbie wins after Muir distracts the ref and Barbie hits Sasha with a chair
Rude Brothers promo
Rude Brother Vs Mixed Emotions
Mcallister and ? Vs ET and Lawman, ET and Lawman win
Lawman promo
ET attacks Lawman
Bellamy promo
Crawford Vs Cass and Smoggie, Crawford wins
Bellamy Fires Smoggie and Jacob Cass
Show ends

WHA! All red, that means I have to do everything! Red is my colour. Use the colour coding bitch

What's wrong with you doing everything?

Brandon Medeiros is no longer in EWA- unless you've been in touch with him recently

I'll get my Barbie promo done tonight during the crapfest 3 hour RAW, lol.

And I tell Ameir to send in his Lawman promo- he was holding off until Roba gave the word


And other things you need me to do Pau as far as promo request- I saw you had Shaz's, and I know you have the Hawk/Crawford promo

eyehatecena escribió:Brandon Medeiros is no longer in EWA- unless you've been in touch with him recently

I'll get my Barbie promo done tonight during the crapfest 3 hour RAW, lol.

And I tell Ameir to send in his Lawman promo- he was holding off until Roba gave the word


And other things you need me to do Pau as far as promo request- I saw you had Shaz's, and I know you have the Hawk/Crawford promo

Medeiros is my employee now

Iva Hardy: Well I am back here with the great Barbie Panzer, arguably the first lady of EWA. Barbie, you have had troubles with your sister Sasha in the past, but at the Clash PPV you pretty much destroyed her for no real reason. Care to tell me and our viewers why?

Barbie: Look, I got better things to do that answer your stupid questions you little bitch

Iva: Look you whore, I’m just doing my job. You have a match with her next

Barbie: *grabs Iva by the throat and pushes her against the wall * Never, ever call me a whore, next time you do that I’ll beat your ass so bad that your boyfriend Johnny Hot will dump your sorry ass. Got it?

Iva: *cough cough * yes…. I … am sorry

Barbie lets go of Iva then gives her a hard slap to the face, bringing Iva to tears

Barbie: So, you want to know why I hate my sister so much? You want to know why I keep attacking her? I want to make her life a living hell- that’s why. Sasha has ridden my coat tails for too long. Everywhere I went, she showed up. Everything I had, she wanted. But one thing I have always had over her is I’m better than her in every way. I have been trained by the very best in the sport- my brothers and Hanz and I am part of THE most dominant force in EWA- Croft Limited- a team of champions- a team of winners. And last week at the Clash, well we decided to have a little fun with Sasha- she thought we were welcoming her into the fold. She is such a sucker she actually bought it. But our true intention was to use her as an example. So I beat the shit out of her, I bloodied that little cunt. I used her to show that I am one bitch not to mess with. I’m the Hell Cats champion for one reason, I survived each and every once of you sorry excuse for wrestlers to become the champion. Another reason I beat the shit out of my sister- I had to show all of EWA that in Croft Limited, we are the elite, we are the best. We have no room for hanger ons, we have no room for followers. We are all leaders. Sasha, well she is a hanger on, she deserved to be punished just as everybody else will find out.

Iva: Ok, well what about Mike Muir? Why did you…..

Barbie: *slaps Iva in the face again * That loser? I’m done with him, I was just having some fun with him because I felt sorry for him. You know, stupid southern boy. He’s probably back home in Mississippi fucking a goat or something. Isn’t that what Johnny Hot does when you aren’t around? Or do you guys just bring them in the bedroom with you?

Iva: Why you bitch….

Barbie slaps Iva again and finally just walks off

Iva: Whore!

*Heskey comes out to his theme song in a Mexico Jersey and grabs a mic shaped as a dildo*

Heskey: MEXICO HAS WON THE WORLD CUP! MEXICO HAS DONE IT, THEY WON THE WORLD CUP. Wait a sec, they won the Olympics not the World Cup, close enough. MEXICO HAS WON THE WORLD CUP! To celebrate the victory of Mexico tonight I have booked myself in a match against some stupid guy that wants to copy the English accent, but first since the football season is about to start this week I am going to list 1004 reasons why I'm better than Messi

Bobby: Oh god

Heskey:
1. ARMBAR
2. Heskey has never missed a penalty, Messi has
3. Heskey has 61 caps for England, Messi has 0
4. Heskey has scored 7 goals for England, Messi has 0
5. Heskey has scored 100+ goals in the Premier League, Messi has never scored in it
6. Heskey undoubtedly has a larger cock than Messi
7. Heskey is black, Messi isn't
8. Heskey's feet are size 15, Messi's are a tiny size 10
9. Emile's shots go out for throw-ins, Messi's don't
10. Heskey's bitch is sexier than Messi's bitch
11. Heskey misses a lot because he doesn't want to upset the goalkeepers feelings, Messi just scores all the time because he's a twat
12. Heskey has played in more World Cups than Messi
13. Emile has played for more clubs than Messi, meaning he is more versatile

*Commercial break*

Heskey:
981 Heskey has been bought for bigger transfers fee than Messi ever has
982 Heskey quite clearly has a better haircut than Messi
983 Messi played shit in the Champions League Semi Final against Chelsea, Heskey didn't
984 Heskey has never had a bad game in La Liga, Messi has
985 Heskey weighs much more than Messi, making him the better man
986 Heskey's head is infinitely bigger than Messi's
987 Messi is one ugly little shit, whereas Heskey even gives straight guys a boner
988 Heskey can play without Xavi and Iniesta
989 Heskey changes clubs regularly, as he wants to give everyone a chance with his brilliance, Messi just stays at Barcelona
990 Heskey has better strength, heading accuracy and aggression on FIFA 12 (the only attributes that matter)
991 Heskey has played more times in the Euro's than Messi
992 Messi has never made a girl orgasm, Heskey does by simply staring into a womens eyes
993 Heskey's middle name is 'William Ivanhoe', which is far better and cooler than Messi's middle name 'Andrés'
994 Heskey has had shit managers such as Alex Mecleish and Steve Bruce, whereas Messi has had Pep Guardiola
995 Heskey can play at Centre Back, Messi can't
996 Heskey has more pubic hairs than Messi has goals
997 Heskey hits his shots into row Z because he's a nice guy and wants to interact with the supporters
998 Heskey has kids, Messi doesn't because he can't score off the pitch
999 Messi earns more than Heskey, meaning he is greedier and therefore a prick
1000 Armbar
1001 Heskey is a also a wrestler, Messi isn't
1002 Heskey Is a 3time World Champion, Messi isn't
1003 Heskey is not racist, Neither is Messi
1004 Messi is short, Heskey is a big rather fast black man

Heskey: So as you can see I am far more superior than Messi

Um, about the Frewin-Shaz feud, I though we were cancelling that in order to have Shaz replace CAR

Also, do you have BC's permission to use his character?

Oh and, what about the ME & Devon Jones vs. Black Blooded feud.

Robareid escribió:On the first Carnage Darius can have a singles match with Devon Jones which he will win with help from his new stable members. Later in the show, Mixed Emotions will have another in ring face off with Black Blooded, but this time it'll get physical and Black Blooded exploit the numbers advantage, but until Devon Jones comes out to make the save and boom, you have your setup for a six man tag at RiF.

Stick that segment in won't ya'

Robareid escribió:Um, about the Frewin-Shaz feud, I though we were cancelling that in order to have Shaz replace CAR

Also, do you have BC's permission to use his character?

Oh and, what about the ME & Devon Jones vs. Black Blooded feud.

Robareid escribió:On the first Carnage Darius can have a singles match with Devon Jones which he will win with help from his new stable members. Later in the show, Mixed Emotions will have another in ring face off with Black Blooded, but this time it'll get physical and Black Blooded exploit the numbers advantage, but until Devon Jones comes out to make the save and boom, you have your setup for a six man tag at RiF.

Stick that segment in won't ya'

I'll have Shaz cut a promo next week man
I do have his permission and he will send me a promo
Forgot about the third

*Suddenly the lights go out as Heskey stops celebrating and we see a video on the titantron*



*The lights come back on but we don't see Ivanho

Bobby: What the hell just happened? Where's Heskey and what was that about?

http://www.cartoonpicturess.com/wp-content/pictures/2011/10/carnages-logo-1.jpg
Location: Wigan, England

Howard: Ladies and gentlemen Welcome to Carnage, folks tonight we have a splendid night ahead of us as we are here in Wigan England.

Bobby: Why are we here again? I thought we were here to watch the Olympics?

Howard: I thought we were here to watch Wigan play?

Bobby: Well we're stuck in this shit anyways so let's just get on to some action, today on Twitter Shaz has said that he will be issuing an open challenge to start of the show and he won't leave the ring until he gets an opponent.

Howard: Tonight Ivanho Heskey will take on the Australian Dingo Mac in what is the return of hometown hero Ivanho Heskey

Bobby: I thought he lived in Leeds?

Howard: Close enough right? Anyways tonight we have also been told that aspecial guest will be appearing here tonight but let's cut to Shaz who is about to enter the ring right now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lq7faEGVJ8c

*Bellamy comes out in a gray suit and red tie and he walks down the ramp with a serious look on his face as the fans boo him*

Howard: Why is he out here again? He's been on the show way too many times now

Bobby: He's probably out here to give me a raise or something for supporting you

*As Bellamy receives a microphone the chorus of boos still continues*

Bellamy: As some of you know there have been some changes in the board of directors, and no I am not ut here to announce my firing *boos* Tonight I actually want to call out two people that give the show color and insight, please come on over here Howard and Bobby

Bobby: I told you he was giving me a raise

*As Bobby and Howard both go to the ring Bellamy just grins at them and shakes their hands*

Bellamy: Now, you guys have been of vital importance to us here at EWA Carnage and you provide excitement in your matches and the crowd love your style, but you two don't get along much so I'm going to have to do something and I'm going to enjoy it very much

Bobby: Am I getting a raise?

Bellamy: Even better Bobby........Howard you're fired

*The crowd looks in shock as Howard begins to cry and sob while Bobby just stands there laughing at him and Bellamy nods his head in an approval manner, Howard tries to calm himself down*

Howard: Can I have a word with the fans?

Bellamy: No, now get out. Security!

*Security heads out from the back as Howard sobs and holds on to Bobby's legs*

http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/photo_large/public/photo/image/2009/09/11701726.jpg

*Security surrounds Howard picking him up as Bobby grins, Finally Howard is carried out*

Bellamy: Now since he's fired I'm going to get a new commentator for you guys, don't worry it's not Booker-T. Come on out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZHGPmb-VfQ

*Fans are in shock it's Jacob Cass's favorite wrestler but wait a sec it's not him it's actually.......JACOB CASS HIMSELF!*

Bobby: You're pairing me up with that idiot?

Bellamy: No I'm not because you're fired too. NOW GET OUT!

*Security comes out once again and takes Bobby out as he cries as well being carried out as Jacob Cass heads to the commentary desk*

Bellamy: And his replacement......

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEcFNi_Zs9w

Cass: Oh mah goodness it's i'ts, Robbie E, Big Rob from the Jersey Shore oh babay

*Robbie E fist pumps his way to the commentary desk, but first goes to the ring and grabs a mic*

Robbie: Bellamy, you're on the list bro

*Robbie E heads to the commentary table

Bellamy: Starting next week there will be 3 commentators with the third being a new commentator each week. Enjoy the show you twats

Lawman: So, I'm sitting in the back and start thinking to myself "Why am I relegated to EWA's C show?" I know how great I am. I'm a highly educated man unlike, well, all of you here tonight.


(Whatever the writers want to write for a crowd reaction here.)


Lawman: I'm a champion....unlike all of you here tonight.


(Whatever the writers want to write for a crowd reaction here.)


Lawman: I'm only telling you what you already know.
Anyways, as I am getting ready to come out here to talk to all of you.....things, I get told by our joke of a GM that I have to tag with The Extra-Terrestrial. I'm not exactly happy about this. That joke can however count on me to at least not to betray him. I don't have to like him. Neither do I have to respect him. I am all about winning. That is what I do.
As bad as ET is, Blake "The Surfer-Girl", is worse. He comes in touting how he is known for "Hitting the Pipes." I want to know how that has anything to do with the business of wrestling. You couldn't cut it in Hawai'i, now you think you can cut it in the wrestling business. Not a chance. You were a hack at surfing, you'll be proven a hack at wrestling. Quote the Fucking Truth. I'm out!!!


His notes in his PM

This is probably best used coming back from a Commercial or something with me already being in the ring. Let me know if you want me to add to it, or if I'm being interrupted too. I do my best work reacting, than just straight up talking. Me not talking about Blake's tag partner is intentional. It is meant as a slight, like I think he is nothing to me. A footnote, if you will.
I forgot to re-mention, My character wins his matches cleanly, so if you want cheating in the match, PLEASE make it ET who does it.

This is fine

******HOLLYWOOD UNDEAD BEEN TO HELL*******


Jacob: Hey I know this Theme.....

Roobie: Yeah I wonder what the hell he's doing here?

Jacob: we will see.....


* Brandon Medeiros makes his way out to the ring with a mic in hand*


Robbie: Hey this dude is Italian just like me haha

Jacob: Ok.........?


*Medeiros is about to speak*


BM: Its good to be back in EWA....Tonight I face some guy called Kryptonite. I heard he's going for the TV title here in EWA. So I guess that means i'm throwing my hat into the mix for The TV title, I have not worn Gold in awhile....So i'm here to change that!


So Kryptonite you better watch out....The "Las Vegas Kid" dosn't lose.



So get out here Kryptonite....Let's see what you got.

Bmac's promo

Haha I win

I'm going to have him lose

Shaz's promo

*Shaz's music hits as the crowd boo him*

Shaz: Oh just shut your mouths will ya! At Clash of the Colosseum, I defeated the little snob Snoogie! And now I vow to move onto the main event scene! But, the management don't think I'm ready yet! And that pissed me off! Cause I am the Most Talented Man That Ever Existed! And it's funny. Funny cause I also defeated Smoogie clean!

*Crowd boo*

Shaz: But I was told I don't have a match tonight! And that pisses me off! Cause I am the only wrestler that has good abillites in the roster! And I am the best!

*Crowd boo*

Shaz: So I am out here to do one thing! I issue an open challenge to anyone on the roster! Anyone! Cause I am the Most Talented Man That Ever Existed! And there is nothing! And I mean NOTHING! That can take that away from me!

*Crowd boo*

Shaz: Someone get your ass here right now!

*Frewin's music hits*

Frewin: Shaz, you don't have anything to be proud of, beating the Smog monster is hardly an accomplishment here, I on the other hand have beaten numerous other talents better than what you've done, and since you're having an open challenge this week. Today I accept the challenge so I can teach you a lesson. You should also learn, if you're not booked for a show it must mean you're not good enough

*Frewin gets inside the ring and the bell rings*

Frewin/Sandown Vs Shaz/Rollins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohJfYcRJyLM
*stop at 7:11*

Bobby: Shaz is beating the crap out of Amadeus

Howard: I wouldn't expect anything else, I mean Frewin has lost to Heskey in the past and Shaz is on a roll as of late

Bobby: While that might be true Frewin can return from this beating, trust me.

*Shaz gets up and hits a standing moonsault and goes for the cover One...Two..nothing*

Howard: That was close Bobby, did you see that standing moonsault

Howard: It's kind of my job to do that Howard...

*Shaz gets Frewin in position....Best In The World!*

Howard: Best In The World! Bobby! BITW!

Bobby: One...Two...Three, see I told you Frewin would never come back after that, Shaz is just way too good

*Shaz lifts his hands up, looking at Frewin laying down on the mat, then looks at the crowd and gets out of the ring*

Howard: Well talk about proving a point, Frewin accepted and lost the match.

Bobby: Frewin has to get back on track, hopefully he does very soon, but I think somebody is coming out who is it?

*Victor Crawford walks out, smiling broadly, his leather jacket covered in scale mail down his left arm. his black leather kilt looking shiny and new. He is wearing a tan shirt that says "Clan Crawford" over a skull with crossed daggers

(Available now on EWAShop.com) He's got a microphone in hand, and starts talking as he walks down to the ring*

Crawford: Hey there, an how be the Clan doin tonight? *Crowd Pops* Ye all saw tha lilly livered good fer nuttin chump we got callin heself champ eh? I canna believe tha lily livered cheatin sun of a bitch though I would be on his side?

*Crawford laughs as he hops in the ring*

Crawford: So ta me business tonight. I know this be a bit early, but after seein tha so called champion I believe I am tha perfect man ta take that belt from him. Ye see I be a man o honor, a man o integrity, a man who will always show ye fine folk what a real champion looks like. So I be here askin, no I be here demandin a shot ta prove that I be tha man te take that belt. Mayhem, if ye be half tha man ye pretend ye are. Find ye balls and agree ta tha match. Come on out, I be waitin right here fer ye, ye cowardly dog!

*The lights dim and Hawk's music hits. Immeadiatly the crowd goes nuts with boos as Hawk comes out with new pyro rain behind him, a new decorated red robe, Iva Hardy, and the Carnage World title on his waist. Hawk is seen saying something to Hardy wich looks like "Say it or I will get you off my show" and makes his way to the ring.*

Iva Hardy: Please welcome your first and last Carnage World Heavyweight Champion, Mr. Mayhem Mike Hawwwkk!

*Hawk sends her to the back.*

Hawk: Your champion is pleased, great job.

*Turns to Crawford*

Hawk: Crawford, I don't know who the hell you think you are, but I am the World champion and the face of Carnage. And Carnage was what occured at the PPV when I destroyed Dingo. Now I know two have a lot in common, you both come crappy countries which make terrible beers, you both speak English as good as Killa, and you both will never hold my title. By the way, man of honor? You attacked Bellamy and I after my match when I wasn't fully rested so cut your crap now! But if you want a shot, then you get one, after that your'll be lucky to even have another match, just like Dingo.

*The crowd erupts in boos and starts a "You suck" chant.*

Hawk: You all are just envious because you know you can never achieve this level of success in your lives. They hide behind you Crawford because you are just as boring and plain as the rest of them. You call me cowerdly? I have never ran away from a match and if you want to be the next victum in the era of Mayhem then so be it.

Crawford: That fool Bellamy got wha he had comin fer tryin ta take me down. He had ta involve hisself, and iffn he be a smart man, thata be tha last time he does so. As fer ye Mayhem, it dun matta what fancy lights an fireworks ye have, it dun matta what clothes ye wear, it dun matta what ye force poor litl' Iva ta say, we both know tha compared ta a real fighta ye jus dun measure up do ye boyo.

*Victor Crawford takes off his jacket, laying it on the top turnbuckle before taking his shirt off and throwing it into the crowd. He picks up the microphone and continues*

Crawford: Matt'a o fact boyo, why wait, bring ye cowardly, no good, borin, hateful hide down here and feel tha fury o' tha Scottish Clans!

*Crawford stands in the middle of the ring, waiting and clearly ready to fight*

Hawk: First off, what have you done here to earn a shot against me, I mean why should I take time off of my busy schedule to fight you. If all you had to do was attack me from behind to get a shot, then don't you think everyone back there would? I have beaten everyone there is to beat here, I am the NUMBER 1 Superstar in the EWA, and I am the Carnage World Champion. Scotland would make me their hero in a heartbeat after I defeated you just to keep you from further embarrasing them, like Dingo did to his country. In Japan, we bring honor and class to everything we do, we make better beers than Scotland, and don't get drunk all the time off of it. But if you want to face me for my title, then man up and prove yourself, otherwise our business here is done.





*Hawk turns around and heads for the back. He raises up the title to a chorus of boos from the crowd.*

Crawford: Go ahead and run off like tha sissy that ye are. Go hide in yer ma's skirts ye wee cryin baby o' a man. I tell ye what, after I whip yer ass ye will see what makes me worthy o takin that belt off yer hands boyo, that's a promise. Now, Play me new song!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGdzlEqebIQ (Start at 0:38)

*Victor Crawford's new theme "Scottish and Proud", starts blaring from the PA as the crowd explodes with cheers, Victor hops up on each turnbuckle and raises his fists, crossed over his head. As the crowd cheers he grabs a flask from his jacket pocket, throws his jacket on, takes a long drink, then leaves, slapping hands on the way out*