Fury Episode 9

'sick got himself banned- not sure for how long- just go read the last 10 or so pages of the EWF thread

URGH!

Fuck it, I'll write for his characters till he gets back

Shining, creative wise is it okay if you do the booking for:

G-Scorp vs. Ali Kazam
Broc vs. Van Hooligan X
KiLLA vs. Brandon Medeiros

Aloisick's email address for promo's - ujvme@hotmail.com

Krysys
EWA and Aloisick
Ok, so I saw that Jamie is still advocating for Sick to be unbanned and has stated that Sick wants to continue in the feds and is giving people Sick's email to get promos. Anyways, due to th shit between us me and Vegas have agreed that if Sick is allowed to compete neither us will work with him or Jamie

Krysys sent this to all of us except Shining I think so I'm just reposting it in here. Anyways, I think Vegas's Blake is the only one working with a 'sick character- the rest of his guys are on PAIN along with Krysys' Ryku

*UPDATE*

Alpha Rev have dropped all of 'sicks characters and Billy(Mac) told me that EWNCW are dropping all of 'sicks characters

G - Scorp is one of his character's and he's feuding with Ali Kazam (B - Mac)

Shining Light escribió:G - Scorp is one of his character's and he's feuding with Ali Kazam (B - Mac)

Well yeah- and his tag teams are agiinst Destructions team and mine too- and I'm cool with working with 'sick.

I was just saying which charcter of Vegas's or Krysys that interacts with any of 'sicks guys

Right, that's everything...

It may look like I've given you the Lion's share Shining, but I've just not gone into as much detail with my own bits... as I kind of don't need to type it as believe it or not I already know it

It's alright Rob, I totally understand

Besides, I love my colour and having longer assignment explanations help to fuel my love haha

I'm going to announce Hardcore Takeover on this show, I've just editted that in

So do you want me to write 'sicks tagteam promo parts or try and get in touch with him?

Gt in touch with him. I've already done it for his HOS parts and if anything it was easier than over EWN

Whats up Oslo Norway??

*Cheap pop that HOS has down pact*

Tonight Phenix and i are causing history as for the first time ever in a stadium near you... the T.V. Champion goes Octane BABY!!!!

*Better Pops*

Although unfortunately some things are happening for the 20th time in history as once again Blake wants a piece of me.

Infact he has been mouthing off all week through the associated press that i shouldnt be here anymore well guess what blake IM BACK

*HUGE POPS NOW*

and tonight the T.V. champion Jack Phenix and the Octane Champion HOS are going to teach Artemis Eclipse and Douglas Blake a lesson and well tonight Oslo, Norway becomes OCTANE

Eclipse and Blake walk up to Ashley Ion on opposite sides. They glare at each other and turn their heads. Ashley looks uneasy to be standing in between them. Douglas almost looks like they don't want to ask any questions.

Ashley: Okay, I'm here with Artemis Eclipse and Douglas Blake. After Untamed Khaos and the events that happened, they're teaming up tonight to take on HOS and Jack Phenix in a tag-team match. Can I have opinions from either of you on this?

*Artemis looks over at Douglas Blake and sees that he's not attempting to say anything.*

Artemis Eclipse: Fine. Well put it like this, I don't need a tag-team partner to take these two on and the last person I'd personally never team with is this bum. But, EWA management decided that it needed to be done. SO, here we are.

*Artemis Eclipse stares a hole into Douglas Blake and walks off leaving Ashley and Douglas Blake just standing there*

Ashley: Well, Douglas Blake... do you have anything to add to that?

Blake: I don't need or want this asshole's help. My mind is set on the match but mark my words I haven't forgotten what he did and he will pay. Now leave before you feel my wrath bitch.

*A camera man and Ashley Ion walk up to Croft Limited’s personal dressing room- Ashley knocks on the door*

Gerald Croft: Who the hell is it, we were asked not to be disturbed

Ashley: Sorry Sir, it’s me, Fury interviewer Ashley Ion. I was wondering if I could speak to you guys regarding what went down at Untamed Khaos

Brutus steps towers over Ashley, blocking her off from the rest of the group, crosses his arms and stares a hole through her

Brutus: Leave. Now.

Hanz: Might as well talk to her since she is here

Gerald: You sure Hanz? Very well, you may enter.

*Brutus reluctantly steps to the side and Ashley and the camera man enter the room- Hanz gets up and kisses Ashleys hand- she blushes.*

Hanz: Please take a seat- care for a drink? It’s the finest Italian wine- the most expensive too- from my own personal stash.

Ashley: Sure, why not.

*Hanz pours her a glass, then pours a glass for Brutus, Gerald and himself then sits next to Ashley.*

Ashley: Oh this is so good.

Hanz: *reaches down behind him, and hands her an unopened bottle* Here, take a bottle with you when you leave.

Ashley: Are you sure?

Hanz: Yes, it’s a gift- no strings attached, just don’t let anyone know where you got it from and don’t share it with any of the other ladies here in EWA. What brings you here? What do you want to know?

Ashley: Well first, thank you so much. You are so awesome *Ashley is blushing again* Well my bosses wanted to know about Alex Kidd- is he now a part of Croft Limited? He surely benefited from ….

Gerald: Let me stop you right there. No, Alex is not one of us. Sure, we helped him retain. We both have one common enemy in Rob Rage, we both did not want to get a chance to get his hands on the title. Its all deeply personal reasons. Plus we both wanted him to send his fans home disappointed- we succeeded don’t you think Ashley?

Ashley: I believe so. What do you have against Rob Rage anyways?

Hanz: Well, for one thing- he is a low down dirty Brit. All Brits should be like Gerald here and like Brutus- two fine upstanding men, model Brits. And another thing, I just can not stand him- his only redeeming quality is he makes great tea.

Gerald: Hanz, all Brits make great tea.

Hanz: Anyways, Rage is a phony, he plays up to the fans, he cheats- he is just scum. That’s all I have to say about him Ashley. Anything else you need to talk about?

Ashley: No, that’s all I was sent here for. Are you sure its ok about this wine- after all you said it was expensive.

Hanz: Its yours- enjoy- here let me walk you out.

Ashley: You’re so sweet- I have to make it up to you. How about lets share this bottle after the show.

Hanz: That works for me.

*Hanz walks Ashley to the door- she gives him a hug, thanks him for the bottle of wine again, whispers something in his ear and walks down the hall. The camera man, still in the room, picks up a glass of wine and takes a sip- Brutus walks up to him- the cameraman drops the glass, turns around and is right in Hanz’s face*

Hanz: Now get the fuck out of the dressing room before I mop up the wine with your fucking face- that glass of wine you dropped if worth more than you will ever make

*The cameraman rushes out the dressing room, leaving the camera behind.*

Gerald: The help they hire in these countries are just not up to scratch. That camera man must be fired. As for that Ashley, you were awfully nice to her Hanz.

Hanz: What can I say? I’m attracted to the finest women. Those bitches Faith and Barbie will not give me the time of day- besides Ashley is hotter than the both of them put together.

Gerald: What about that Sasha Panzer? I saw you two coming out of a dressing room a few weeks back.

Hanz: She was just using me for sex- I’ve known the Panzers forever and Sasha has always been about sex. Back when I was dating Barbie all those years ago, I was also banging her sister on the side- she must never know- stupid bitch.

Gerald: Oh bollocks, the camera's still rolling

Hanz: Fucking hell. Come on Brutus- first we have to find that fucking camera man and make sure that last bit gets edited out. Then we beat the fuck out of him.

*Hanz and Brutus take off looking for the guy*

Gerald: Bloody Hell! How do you turn this thing off? Oh wait, I figured it out

*The video feed goes black*

Rob, are you going to write his G - Scorp parts?

The Panzers make their way out to the ring with mic already in hands

Barbie: Well, well, my brothers had their match won. That idiot in Il Cattivo fell through the table first and they deserve to…

Karl: Now Barbs, its ok- sure the match ending up with a fucked up finish- nobody won. But Oli and I have proved time and time again that we are the dominate team- make that rhe most dominating team in wrestling. We want, no make that we deserve a title match against Two of a Kind.

Oli: Yeah no more hiding Kidd and Conrad- those titles are ours- you guys are just keeping them warm for us.

Barbie: Just make sure you guys polish them up for my brothers- and try doing it before polishing each others knobs

*Il Cattivo make their way into the ring with mics in hand*

Uliose: Well we have just listened to that piece of garbage Barbie and her pimps have been speaking

Roberto: Insert pop here

*Crowd Giggles*

Uliose: I swear to god if you were not my brother i would kick your arse

*Crowd laughs a little more*

Regardless... i believe that we were the ones that sent you through the table and the match stipulates that the first team to put their opponent through a table wins.... that was us.

Roberto: So while you squabble about the pleasure you have dreaming of TOAKS knobs we are actually going to do something that you guys struggle to do... wrestle

Uliose: And this whole drama would be a total travisty if you guys didnt have Open Legs Barbie by your side.

Roberto: Ahhhhh i still dream of your tits

Uliose: Focus Rob

Roberto: Ohh im focusing alright

Uliose: On the Panzer division

Roberto: Ohh right right yeah, so Oli, Karl, unless you guys or the hoe have anything else to fabricate we are going to get ready for TOA...

Barbie: Open Legs Barbie? Seriously, grow the fuck up. And I'm not a whore dammit! I'll kick both of your asses myself, right here and right now.

*Barbie walks up to Roberto and slaps the shit out of him- Karl quickly grabs, and holds her back*

Karl: Whoa sis- we have this. Relax! Roberto, you're just lucky I stopped Barbie from tearing you limb to limb.

Oli: Listen guys- get the fuck out of our ring right now, hop back on a plane to Italy and leave the wrestling to us. Watching you two guys in the ring is a joke. You stink up the place.

Karl: As far as your insults towards Barbie, she has a lot of friends here in EWA that would stick up for her, Oli and I included, and...

Barbie: I can defend myself you know

Karl: I know Barbs, we just hate seeing you get upset.

Oli: And what the fuck are you two still doing here? I said get the fuck out of our ring so Karl and I can be named the number one.....

Roberto: Woah woah woah.... No... Please tell me you are not about to say you want to be named number 1 contenders, Because gee whiz everyone saw who won that match and everyone in Oslo, Norway knows who deserves to be number 1 contenders for Two Of A Kinds world tag team title

*Crowd Massive Popping*

Uliose: Thats right, and you say we stunk up the place at Untamed Khaos, well we are taking a wiff at what is infront of us now and either Barbie still hasnt shut her legs or the stench of awfulness German style is overtaking this entire arena

Barbie: Seriously, grow the fuck up

Roberto: And im sorry to inform you Panzy Revision

Uliose: N NO NO NO NO

Roberto: What

Uliose: everytime we go through this, i call them the panzy revision and you call them the prancer division

Roberto: It doesnt matter anyway cause......

*Two Of A Kind theme tunes out to a chorusful of boos as they get four young kids to carry each of their tag team titles*

*Kid Wonder then starts slapping his E-WF International title several times before recieving the microphone*

Wonder: Ladies and gentleman... The first ever and only Quadriple Crown Undisputed world tag team champions are here in Oslo, Rorway

*Crowd massive pops to the point of climax*

Conrad: and before we start i just want to know who in there right mind would send wrestlers to this part of the world?

*POPS to PLOPS in ten seconds*

Wonder: Now i want to share a little itenary with you folks if you would allow us please

*Crowd still Plopping*

Wonder: Please allow us to share ourselves with you people

Crowd getting even more rowdy now

Wonder: SHUT UP

Crowd livid at this little pretentious jackass

Wonder: Now we have been on this long arse bullshit European tour too which as seen us go to such places as...... as....

Conrad: Such as Wonder?

Wonder: Ohh who cares we all know Europe wont exist in 10 years time anyways.

*Crowd is going mental now*

Wonder: Now come on people, since we have been here we have employed these wonderful little Norweigan kids to hold our EWA, JBW and AWF world titles for us and buy paying then 6 dollars an hour we have basically tripled Norweigans Economic Growth

Conrad: Now onto the subject at hand, we have been at the back listening to all you for Bitches squabble and in that whole time we have learned but three things, Firstly Barbie is probably the manliest out of the five of you creeps

Wonder: Seriously, Barbie.. stay away from our locker room slut

Barbie: You little lying motherfucker, what the hell are you trying to instigate? You're all(o) sick! *Barbie goes to hit Kid Wonder, but is held back by both Karl and Oli*

Conrad: Secondly that with each passing second you guys are on the Mics, Ratings are spiralling down in a massive way, and you all culd have saved these peasants time in the crowd not that they need it anyway,

*More Boos*

You could have saved each others time and more importantly, our time if Il Cattivo had of come out first and said what Roberto said in his last sentence,

IT DOESNT MATTER ANYWAY

Wonder: It doesnt matter who is named number 1 contender bacause we have already squashed Il Cattivo in nearly every wrestling organisation and if the Panzer Division can not beat you then none of you teams are any match for us

Conrad: Panzer's, you lost to Turnes for a chance to face us and we took them out in no time, you couldnt beat Il Cattivo in your style of match... quite frankly how are you guys even members of the EWA roster.... just being called up to the main roster tarnishes our Pure EWA Tag Team titles and Il Cattivio, You see these little kids holding our titles for us? They have a better shot at our titles then you do

Wonder: Just face it, you guys are not asking for a number 1 contenders match, you are asking who will TOAK Beat up next because

TOAK: We are Two Of A Kind, We are the Undisputed quadriple JBW Tag Team Champions and WE MEAN BUSINESS

Shining Light escribió:Rob, are you going to write his G - Scorp parts?

The idea was to get in touch with him via his email

Alright, I'll do that then

Just checking

OK, the PANZER, Il Catiivo, TOAK promos are all in and done- I do the entrance links later

'sick also asked this

And between you and me ill be back soon and when im back i would like a favour from you?

Book Das-Wa v VHX... i dont care if i win or lose but i wanna rip him promo style

Aloisick escribió:

And between you and me ill be back soon and when im back i would like a favour from you?

Book Das-Wa v VHX... i dont care if i win or lose but i wanna rip him promo style

I find this quite funny, cos I think Van is a hell of a lot better promo do-er

I don't get it... Das-Wa isn't even in EWA...




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otXiAj8n6XI
*An unfamiliar tune is heard, after 10 seconds Kidd burts out the curtains with the EWA world championship. After the crowd see him they immediately start to boo*
*As Kidd walks down the ramp hands in the air with his traditional smirk he recieves a microphone*

Kidd: Welcome Oslo, Norway to the Age of Alex Kidd, an age where EWA reigns supreme, the golden era of the bussiness, an era of light and hope.

*crowd boos*

Kidd: You can boo all you want but you know it's true. It was true months back when I recieved the world championship in my debut, and it's true right now when I have yet to lose a single championship match

*Crowd boos*

Kidd: Rob Rage has failed once again, and like I told you guys......... HE QUIT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

*Crowd start booing and throwing stuff in the ring*

Kidd: Now wait a second, you didn't let me finish the story. Rob Rage had plans, he teamed up with that Croft bullshit. He knew he couldn't beat me cleanly, so he had to get out his little buddies to take him out making him world champ. HE HAD THE ADVANTAGE , and I still won. What do you know the underdog Alex Kidd WON.

*crowd boos furiously, things are still flying around the ring*

Kidd: Keep it coming because this is where Rob Rage belongs, in a ring full of trash and disgusting stuff. Are you guys ever going to get tired of me saying I am the best? It seems like you love it. Because I prove it each and every single day. You don't know anything about wrestling, you are just a bunch of rednecks wanting to see some ass whooped. Up next we have Rob Rage vs Broc vs Archangel to see who faces off against me at Clash At The Colloseum

*crowd cheers*

Kidd: I will be at ringside watching Rob Rage fail and he will do it by himself. I garantuee you that Rob Rage will choke just like he allways does

*crowd boosand Kidd goes to ringside*

It’s Roba!

Herb: It’s the boss! Like the big boss!

Rich: I thought that was Mr McGiven?

Herb: Well he is… but Roba has power round here. He’s basically head GM, he runs the day to day operations of the company while CJ, Black and Bellamy run the shows

Rich: Makes sense… But whys he out here then?

Herb: Good question, listen and you’ll probably find out

Roba walks out onto the stage mic in hand to a nice ol’ pop from the Scandinavian crowd. He’s got a mic in his hand, a three piece suit on, and a smile on his face

Roba: Hello Norway! Or should I say Hei Norge? Yes, that’s right, I can use google translate. *Gets a few giggles from the crowd* Ow, tough crowd eh… Anyways, I’m not out here to exchange idle tittle tatter, I’m here to make an announcement.
It’s an exciting time to be in EWA. We’ve got a big tour of Europe going on at the moment. Here at Fury we’re touring through Scandinavia *Pop from the Norwegian crowd* while Carnage is blasting round the Mediterranean and PAIN! is making a trip through central Europe, and it’ll all culminate in a huge event in Rome called “Clash at the Colosseum”. It’s going to be one hell of an event.
It’s also an exciting time because of the great growth we’re experiencing. New talents springing up every day and we’re having to make new titles for them all to compete for. Over on Carnage they’re currently kicking of a tournament to crown its first World Champion while over on PAIN! I know for a fact that Horus Black is working on bringing in both a TV and Tag titles for guys over on that brand to compete for.
And that’s why I’m here tonight. The fact is, the roster has swelled to such a size that even with the additions of all these new titles, it simply isn’t quite enough. Some of the guys on the roster aren’t cut out to compete for the TV titles. Some people want things… a little more hard-core!

*The crowd go wild as they realise where this is going*

And that’s why I’m out here. I’m out here to announce that very soon, EWA will be having its very own hardcore division. And you can’t have a division without a championship now can you? So I’m here to announce that the latest title to be added to the EWA ranks will be the EWA Hardcore Championship! *Crowd begin the chant “Hard-Core! Hard-Core! Hard-Core!”* And I can’t think of a better way to crown our first champion than to have a good old fashioned Hardcore Tournament! And I’m the boss, so that’s exactly what we’re going to do.

But we’re not just going to have a tournament mixed in with our other regular shows, oh no, these guys need more of a showcase than that. No we’re going to have an entire event dedicated to this tournament. In the very near future, EWA will be hosting an event called “Hardcore Takeover” showcasing the most hardcore mother fuckers we have on the roster in a fourteen man tournament to crown the king of hardcore! But who’s going to in this tournament I hear you say? Well I’ll tell you. The twelve competitors will be organised into three blocks, with one man advancing from each to compete for the title in a hardcore triple threat deathmatch! And the competitors are:

Block A
Jacob Cass *Cheers*
Silva *Boos*
Tom Butcher *More boos*
Van Hooligan X *Mega boos*

Block B
Kryptonite *Big Cheers*
Extraterrestrial *Big boos*
The Darkness *An excited reaction as this guy has never been seen in EWA before*
And Broc *Mega cheers*

And finally
Block C
Triple J *Cheers from the few cult fans of JJJ, but overall pretty silent*
Gyakusatsu *Similar reaction to The Darkness*
Artemis Eclipse *Some big heel heat*
And finally, my twin brother, Rob RAGE! *Crowd go wild*

So that’s it folks. Well, actually it isn’t, I’m going to go on a kayfabe breaking spree so hide your children, it’s still real to me dammit!

Basically I can tell what your reaction is going to be. “Well, that sounds all well and good, but the EWA team take long enough on just their regular shows, how are they going to manage with this extra one?” Well, here’s the thing, we’re not actually going to be writing it. No, as part of our House Show+ scheme Van Hooligan X (the guy not the character) and B-Macintyre are going to be handling this baby. So get your promos into them when they request them (and yes, that does mean you can send the requests now).

So basically if any of you guys fancy working on another House Show+, well I’m only a pm away. We’ve got plenty of ideas lined up, so just give me a bell and we’ll sort you one out. So good luck to B-Mac and VHX. I’ve wwasted enough of your time, so I’ll piss off now. Enjoy the rest of the show

Good promo Roba. I just noticed that you said 14 man tournament, but there is only 12 people?