Fury episode 10

Shining, I'm delagating the creative ideas responsibility for the tag title fued and Brandon vs. KiLLA fued to you because I'm all juiced out. Just post your ideas here and I'll finalise the script.


Some funny CJ segments wouldn't go amiss either

Herb: Well on to our next match of tonight. JJJ will be taking on Hanz Gruber

Rich: You have to be kidding me? Hanz deserves better than this. This is a travesty of epic proportions

Herb: Rich, stop being a drama queen. That’s Carter Davis’ job.

Das Wunderbar- Hanz Gruber von Berlin

*Looking tan and in a great mood, Hanz Gruber, along with Gerald Croft and Brutus Smith walk out to ringside. Gruber takes his ring jacket off, then hands it to Brutus. Hanz chats with Gerald for about a minute, then enters the ring- going to a corner and waiting for his opponent . The crowd is really giving Hanz hell, yelling at him, throwing stuff at him…etc- yet Hanz just ignores *

Rich: Man Hanz looks great tonight. He probably wont even break a sweat. He could out wrestle JJJ in his sleep

Herb: That really makes no sense at all

Rich: Yeah, I noticed that when I was typing it- but what the hell- I’ll just leave it in

The greatest American wrestler- with quite possibly the worst record- #1 jobber Jax ‘The Jaxman’ Johnson…aka JJJ

*JJJ comes out to a decent pop- he walks over to the announcers table and grabs a mic, raises it to his mouth … *

JJJ: Hello Stockholm! Tonight, TONIGHT! I shall be victorious. The era of the Jaxman starts tonight. Mr Gruber, you have been warned. You shall feel my wrath tonight. As for me, I will finally enjoy the warmth of a woman. My number one fan said she would be my first, as long as I win

Rich: The only thing JJJ is going to feel tonight is the worst beatdown of his career.

Herb: JJJ has a stalker it seems

*JJJ drops the mic, walks to the ring and enters. JJJ, smiling like an idiot, walks up to Gruber, who just laughs at him. JJJ’s smile quickly turns into a frown. The ref advises JJJ to go to the opposite corner so the match can officially start. JJJ walks to the corner, and the ref calls for the bell to start the match *

Rich: Ok, this match has gone on long enough ref. Just raise Gruber’s hand.

Herb: What are you talking about? They haven’t even locked up.

*And guess what? That exactly what Hanz and JJJ do- meet in the middle of the ring and hook up. Hanz, of course quickly over powers JJJ, shoving him down on his butt. JJJ tries to get back up, but Hanz kicks him back down, like a mean little kid would probably do to a little puppy. JJJ tries getting up again- and Hanz does the same thing again *

Herb: Come on, he’s just messing with the kid

Rich: I know and I love it

*JJJ is pissed now, but is afraid to try getting up again. Uncharacteristically(I hope that’s spelled correct), Hanz offers JJJ his hand, and JJJ accepts. Hanz helps him up, only to knock him back down again with a hard shoulder block. Hanz, ever the asshole, wants to have some fun. He grabs one of JJJ’s leg’s and drags him near the rope, then places the leg on the bottom rope *

Herb: Just pin him Gruber- dammit.

Rich: He’s just having some fun

*Hanz then steps on JJJ’s leg that is draped on the rope, putting as much pressure on it as he can- JJJ is in agony- screaming like a banshee. The ref orders him to back off- Hanz refuses, so the ref starts a DQ count *

One

Two

Three

Four

*Hanz finally stops and backs away. The ref gets to his knees to check on JJJ- who is writhing in pain. Hanz decides enough is enough- he shoves the ref out the way and jumps on JJJ’s seemingly injured leg. JJJ lets out a scream so loud it seems like it would shatter class. Luckily there is none around- well except for what are on the monitors, and well the camera lens and those are both made out of thicker glass. Hanz then grabs JJJ by his bum leg to the middle of the ring. JJJ is trying his hardest to get away, trying to scoot backwards to no avail- but the more he struggles, the worse the pain gets. Hanz then rolls JJJ on his stomach, grabs the bum leg- then clamps on a sharpshooter. JJJ has no choice but to tap out *

WINNER BY SUBMISSION- Han Gruber

Herb: Gruber could have had this match won in the first 30 seconds. JJJ put up no defense at all. There was no need for Gruber to torture JJJ. His leg may be broke

Rich: He will be fine. He always bounces back. He’s like John Cena meaning that he can come back from anything, except JJJ loses- like all the time

*Hanz lets go of the hold and gets to his feet. The ref goes to raise his arm in victory- but Hanz pushes him away and demands a mic *

Hanz: Will someone get this no name piece of shit jobber out of MY ring?

*JJJ JJJ JJJ JJJ JJJ *

Hanz:: Bunch of idiots- you know he just got his ass beat once again

*JJJ JJJ JJJ JJJ JJJ JJJ JJJ JJJ JJJ *

Hanz: I’d like to get something off my chest concerning the one and only Rob Rage and

* RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE *

Hanz: Yes, I know you all love that British bastard, how could you not? You’re a bunch of losers just like him. Each and every one of you. Speaking of losing- I’m disgusted with myself for actually losing to Rage at EWA’s first PPV- Bloodbath. The only reason he came out the victor then was because he had the ref in his pocket. Yes, the great savior of Fury- Rob Rage is a lying, cheating dirty Brit.

* RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE *

Hanz: I am clearly a far superior wrestling technician than ol Robbie boy. I’ve prove that over and over. And just incase you’re too stupid to notice Robo- you’re last few matches- I got involved in each and every one of them. You want to know why? Do you? I wanted to get your damn attention. I wanted you to never forget my name. I wanted you to remember who cost you your damn number one contendership to the Fury World Heavyweight Title

*The crowd is booing the hell out of Hanz now *

Hanz: Oh and Robo, just to set the record straight that I am far superior than you in every way, I’d like to issue you a little challenge. That’s if you have the balls to accept it. I’d like to challenge you to a two out of three falls match. I just guessing you can count that high. What do you say Robo boy? Am I gonna have to go back there and beat an answer out of you? I have a flight to catch

Artemis Eclipse is showing walking along a sidewalk. He's got a leather coat on and his hands in his jeans pockets. He has on sunglasses and with every step he takes you can see his breath coming from his mouth due to the cool refreshing air in the Province of Scania known as Lund.

There are groups of girls who recognize him, he smiles and continues walking past shops and bakeries that have delicious smells coming from them.... finally he stops and looks up. A smile grows on his face as he stands in front of the Lund Cathedral. Tourists see him and ask for an autograph. He's apparently in a good mood today and signs them. One tourist begins asking questions:

Swedish Tourist: Vad ger du till Sverige?

Artemis: Jag är naturligtvis här på företagen

Artemis cracks his trademark smile and begins to walk away. The tourist stops him.

Swedish Tourist: Vem står du inför ikväll?

Artemis: Stick runt sig redo att filma mitt erbjudande i Lunds domkyrka, hittar du sedan.

The tourist smiles and politely walks off to the side. The cameraman picks up the camera and Artemis goes into full mode.

Artemis: Were here in Lund, Sweden of all places tonight, there’s roughly 82,000 that live here and about 20 to 30,000 of them will see me perform tonight. What am I fighting for you ask? Well, tonight I go against HOS, the gigantic tool bag that he is and Douglas Blake, the backwards ass bitch that he is.

And what are we fighting for? I’ll tell you what I’m personally fighting for. Redemption, I’m fighting for my love of this sport, and I’m fighting to PROVE to you all what I have and who in the fuck I am. I talk a lot, yeah. But every single week I back it up in that ring. Win, lose or fucking draw I leave it in there every single time I’m there.

I’m fighting for myself to be better than what I am, I’m fighting for gold. Tonight when the ref raises my hand in victory… and make no mistake about it, he WILL raise my hand in victory, that puts me in the prime spot of being number one contender to face good ol’ Jack Phenix for the TV Championship.

And Jack, not only will I be winning tonight but, I’ll be winning when we go against each other as well. I WILL become the EWA TV Champion and there’s nothing ANYONE can do about it.

I will dominate EWA and tonight… TONIGHT is where it all goes down. I’ve been proving to each and every one of you people out there that I will be the best and when the smoke clears and by the end of this year I’m holding the EWA Heavyweight Championship… you’ll all shut the fuck up.

And let me do a quick translation to our Swede speaking fans in attendance tonight,

Det jag sade på engelska var detta. Jag är Artemis Eclipse. I dag lever bästa wrestlare. Jag kommer att dominera EWA och alla dess nuvarande mästare. Efter att jag beat hur och Douglas Blake-kväll, jag tar min första steg in infamy.

Jack Phenix, hålla EWA TV Championship varmt för mig eftersom när jag ikväll vinna nummer ett contender plats för din avdelning, jag ska ta det från dig vid nästa PPV. Bank på den.

Artemis walks away from the camera as it pans into the sky looking at the Lund Cathedral until we fade away.

I'll get started on the ideas for the matches later, I have a certain creative time booked for tomorrow at 10:00 am

As for some CJ segments, I kinda wanted to do something themed with the Olympic Torch coming to the country. Me and Van had an idea where he was carrying the Torch for the relay, put some gum onto the Torch so it stuck to CJ's hand (Who would also carry the Torch) and CJ would be forced to run the rest of the relay as he couldn't pass it over to the next person.

I'll let you know my final decision by tomorrow haha

Promo 1:

*Van ventures out of the back and has a arrogant walk towards the ring. He takes a great handful of seconds to time waste getting in the ring. He grabs the mic from the side. It seems week after week his reception is getting louder in boos*

Van: Well, it seems we're a loud bunch tonight. Although I can probably tell why haha!

Ya see, last weeks Fury is going to be remembered for only 1 thing. It will be the very last time you will ever see Broc in an EWA ring! Last week I destroyed him. I took hardcore to him and I've ended his run here! *The boos volume is getting louder. Eventually a "Beat him up, Broc!" chant begins*

Tough shit people! Even if he was 100%, do you think he'd show up after that humiliating ownage?! He is gone and like it or not I settled the mistake that was made at Untamed Khaos! So like I said at the end of Bad Blood after winning that match. The Vanity is unstoppable and I will not stop until I'm at the top!


Promo 2:

*After Vans hand is raised in victory. Van starts kicking Ala Kazam out of the ring until he falls onto the ground. He doesn't look impressed, he points to the side to pass him the mic back. His music stops and he is heavily breathing, but is taking his sweet ass time to talk*

Van: No amount of magic or other bullshit will help anyone in the back against me in the ring or on the mic. Like I do in every fed, every feud, every match, every week that I'm above peoples abilities on the mic and in this ring. I've been pro half a fucking year and I'm a 2 time world champion and able to beat anyone who is put in front of me!

You know what...Scratch what I said before the match. The Vanity is unstoppable, don't get me wrong. But mark these words. For on this Fury this is what you will most remember this episode for:

I will not lose anymore.

*Van drops the mic and walks at snail pace whilst heading towards the back. The boos increased so much we may have to change his name to Van Booigan X*

Shining Light escribió:I'll get started on the ideas for the matches later, I have a certain creative time booked for tomorrow at 10:00 am

As for some CJ segments, I kinda wanted to do something themed with the Olympic Torch coming to the country. Me and Van had an idea where he was carrying the Torch for the relay, put some gum onto the Torch so it stuck to CJ's hand (Who would also carry the Torch) and CJ would be forced to run the rest of the relay as he couldn't pass it over to the next person.

I'll let you know my final decision by tomorrow haha

That's awesome, especially as I get to see the torch today!

Blake: Lund, Sweden what kind of town is this? So boring. I can't wait to get on a plane and go back to the states!

*crowd boos*

Blake: I'm a simple man. My only true love is inflicting as much pain as I can into the people around me. I don't care if they are a man or a woman, short or tall, skinny or fat, young or old as long as I can make them suffer than I'll sleep like a baby. Tonight I get to inflict pain to two men, H.O.S., an annoying little man who's dreams of being a champion and the face of this company will soon come to an end when I break his face. Than we have Artimis, That little cock sucker got involved in one of my matches and has been a pain in my ass ever sense. Both of these men are going to cry like little bitches when I get through with them. Imagine hearing both men scream in pure agony begging me to stop. Isn't it a wonderful thought?

*Crowd chants Hell No!*

Blake: Awww afraid I'm going to hurt them? Don't wanna see those two get carried out of here on stretchers? Well too bad because that's exactly whats going to happen. Tonight I am gong to break H.O.S. in half and paralyze Artemis. Tonight I'm gonna make sure you never see those two dumb fucks ever again! Hahahahaa

*The camera cuts backstage where Ali Kazam is shuffling midair paying no attention to anyone around him mumbling the words to art v science- magic fountain. All of a sudden there is a tugging at his feet... He looks down to see sasha panzer telling at him. *

Sasha: I want your cock!

*Ali can't hear her and repeats back what he thinks she said*

Ali: You want to talk? About what? Hold on. Let me turn my iPhones music off...

*Ali pulls out his phone and pushes some buttons on it then puts it back in his pocket.*

Sasha: I didn't hear any music?

Ali: it goes straight to my ears...

Sasha: you aren't wearing headphones...

Ali: I never said anything about headphones. What is it you want miss?

Sasha: I told you I want your cock...

Ali: slow down there... I thought barbie was the whore?

Sasha: nope. That's me!

Ali: werent you Vans girlfriend?

Sasha: don't remind me. That guy had the smallest penis in EWA, trust me. I KNOW!

Ali: I don't really want to talk about Van's dick...

Sasha: Well it wouldn't hurt to know his weaknesses.

Ali: why's that?

Sasha: you have a match with him next!

Ali: oh I do. That's cool. Well I look forward to the challenge that Van presents. Hopefully tonight I can finally show just how great my abilities are in that ring. Yeah I may have annoyed G-string in the last few weeks before making my official debut last week. And hey I did beat triple J but hey who hasn't beaten that guy... Anyway tonight I am going to make a name for myself by beating a man who I have watched in this business for a long long time. Van has done what he wants when he wants and been an impressive talent but tonight I am going to be more impressive and beat him in that ring. And sasha, you and all of EWA should know that the ERA of Entertainment is here and Ali Kazam is going to make EWA just a little bit magical!

Sasha: that's cool and all, but I actually just wanted to suck you off dude. Not hear your life goals...

Ali: oh. Well you can suck me off... After I win tonight. Until then. Adios babes.

*Ali vanishes leaving the cock-hungry whore standing there alone to think about what she will do to Ali's penis later*

Rich: Welcome to EWA Fury live from Stockholm Sweden

Herb: What a show we have for you here tonight. We've got the second phase of our tag team matchups pitting Uliose Pamich against Kid Wonder and Karl Panzer against Rob Turne

Rich: Plus we've got Ali Kazam's first real test in EWA, and wahat a test it is. He's up against Van Hooligan X, a man on a rampage

Herb: Brandon Medeiros is also scheduled to face G-Scorp in what should be a good bout

Rich: And finally in our huge main event to decide who will face Jack Phenix for the TV title at Clash at the Colesseum. It's Artemis Eclipse vs. HOS vs. Douglas Blake in our main event

Herb: Plus Rob Rage is out on the hunt for Gruber after what happened last week and at Untamed Khaos, costing him both a shot at the title and the title itself

Rich: And with a GM like CJ, I'm sure he'll be making knee jerk reactions, so I wouldn't be suprised if other matches weren't added to the card as we go along

The Number One Contender Michael the Archangel

*Michael walks down the ramps to a massive pop from the crowd*

Michael *grabbing a mic*: Now I know I've been silent these last few weeks and definetly after what happened last week in my match against Rob Rage

*huge pop from the crowd*

Yes, I won my rightful shot at the EWA Fury World Heavyweight Championship by beating Rob but that win was tainted. Now I can't change the past and I can't change Hanz jealousy of me but what I can do and what I will do is go to Clash at the Collosuem in Rome and beat Alex Kidd for the World Championship. This will be different from Bloodbath I know what and who to expect and I'll have eyes in the back of my head. My time to prove myself to show the world I can hold my own in this business is coming at Clash at the Colloseum I become your NEW EWA FURY WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION dethroning Alex Kidd not only in the Colloseum as a Gladiator but in my second home of Rome where El Papa Benedict XVI will be watching and praying over me I'm and bound to win because God wants what is best and what is best is me as our Champion. And as Champion I'll settle it right with Rob Rage giving him the first shot after I win and prove who out of all respect is the better man!

It's the Champ Alex Kidd

*crowd stat booing immediately as they hear the music of Alex Kidd*

Kidd: Well, well, well, finally a new challenger, I was waiting for Rob to finally give up and he did because as I have said he is a quitter, and I again have been proven right but now you just say the same things as him. You say you’re going to win in your second home at the colloseum, but I don’t believe you, let me refresh your memory because at Untamed Khaos I beat Rob Rage in his hometown. I can do it again with you. There is nobody that can or will beat me for the title, this championship means I am the best and well, in 7 months of EWA existence I have yet to lose the championship. I am and always will be the longest reigning world champion in not only EWA history but wresting history. I am the greatest Mexican that ever lived, that will never change.

Let’s face it Mikey, you’re somebody who shouldn’t even be in a wrestling ring. You are a religious person and that does not mix with wrestling. This is violence, this is brutal. I don’t think god is going to be supporting you for being on a violent sport where you want to hurt your “brothers”. I don’t think the pope gives a fucking damn about you, go back to church to preach because in Rome you will not escape and this time I’m going to keep my eyes open because I’m going to be damn sure nobody interferes this time. You’re not going to be saved and you’re never going to get the gold. YOU SUCK and in Rome I’m going to kick your ass

Michael: Kidd go ahead and call me a religious nut I at least believe in a higher being who believe in me. Kidd you pride yourself in being the best Mexican well guess what no one gives a flying shit about that sespool of a country. Your reign won't last long due to the fact that I am simply better. I started in this company doubting myself but after seven months I've proven I am the top star on Fury and come Rome I'll prove the world and you by winning that belt around your waist. Being a champion isn't about the belt it's about representing the company and no one can represent this company best than me.

Kidd: You will never represent the company as great as me I know I don't give a flying fuck what the fuck the fans want but I GIVE MY WHOLE FUCKING LIFE AND SACRIFICE MYSELF FOR THE FANS

*cheers are heard from the crowd*

Kidd: I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK IF YOU CHEER SHUT UP

*crowd erupt to boos*

Kidd: I am the greatest world champion in EWA history I have had a damn good reign as world champ and I plan to keep it that way. I am better than the whole lockeroom back there, I gave it my all for the championship I tried to prove these parasites that I am the best, but after my first first few weeks I learned and knew that they would never learn and appreciate the hard work and effort of the greatest mexican that ever lived. You say my country's a peice of shit? Well what about you fucking fat americans huh? What the hell did you guys ever do, Italy is a bag of corrupt shit as well so don't go talking bout Italy.

I am better than you, nobody can deny it I am the best man in the match, I am the favorite I am the leader of a new generation, the selfish generation. Mexico vs USA in Rome it's on you cunt

CJ!

*CJ walks out onto the ramp with a smile on his face. As usual the crowd are more than happy to see him and it’s not long before chants of “We love CJ” begin to spread throughout the crowd*

CJ: I think this mood needs to be lightened don’t you? I’ve come up with a little math question for you all. If I have 2 giant penis’ in one hand and 2 giant condoms in the other, what do I have?

*The crowd instantly begins to murmur amongst themselves, each of them trying to solve CJ’s impossible puzzle. After a while CJ begins to talk again*

The answer is a fun night in store for me! Oh Christ… I love sex. Anyway, we’ve got bigger fish to fry. I can sense that you guys aren’t going to be able to keep your hands off of each other before the PPV so I think it’s best if you two have a tag team match. Now since I’m generous, I’ll let you two pick your own partners. So go on… Start choosing!

*Michael looks at CJ with a concerned look*

Michael: Aside from your nymphomania CJ, you're right I want to get my hands on Alex Kidd right now and of that means a tag team match *Michael does the quotation sign with his fingers* playa. Then so be it and I don't have to think twice about my partner. He's been there for me and I'm here for him. My English brother from another mother Rob Rage!

Rob Rage

Rich: And rather conveniently, here he is

Rob walks out to a nice pop and makes his way down to the ring. He climbs in, and after a brofist with Michael grabs a mic and begins to speak

I knew I’d work my way onto the card somehow *winks* Nah, I couldn’t be happier to join up with Mickey here and give him a hand, he’s done the same thing for me in the past. And let’s be honest, who in their right mind would pass up a beatdown on Alex Kidd. Especially me, I mean we’ve got history, just last week he weaselled his way out of our match with the title still in his grasp, and don’t even get me started on the shit he’s been pulling as part of the horned duck club over in HWA. Let’s just say we don’t get along.

The funny thing is, you seem to have that sort of relationship with a lot of people. They same success brings friends, so I’d hate to see your social life before you won that title. On your way to the top you’ve managed to alienate every last member of the Fury roster. The only person who doesn’t hate your guts is Hanz Gruber, and I know for a fact he’s already booked for a match here tonight. You have no friends, you don’t even have any acquaintances. Nobody is going to want to come and be your tag partner, there’s nobody for you to choose. That’s what makes this even better, because the only thing better than a regular beatdown of Alex Kidd, is a two on one beatdown of Alex Kidd.

Herb: He’s got somewhat of a point

Rich: Bullshit. Who wouldn’t want to tag with a world champion? I bet half the roster is lining up in the back, praying for a chance to shine in his light.

The World Champion, who has been leaning in the corner through all of this, looks up and lets out a long yawn

Kidd: Oh, have you two finally finished your love fest? Thank god, usually live sex celebrations go down well in wrestling, but you two might not get such rave reviews. But, you know Rage, for perhaps the first time in your life, you’re right! I don’t have many friends on Fury. You want to know why? It’s because I only associate myself with equals, or at least people in my league. There’s only one person on Fury, other than myself who meets that description, and that’s Hanz Gruber. But shock horror, you’re right again, he’s already booked in a match.

But sadly, you’re back to your usual trend. You say that I’ve got no friends? Well you’re absolutely wrong, and you of all people should know that. You’ve experienced just what my friends can do

Rob’s eyes narrow in anger as he realised what Alex means, and this is confirmed by Kidd lifting his hand into the air and showing the Clique hand signal

Kidd: My partner for tonight… is Johnny Hot!

Tag Title Feud - I plan on having a Fatal 4 way match with one member from each of the 4 tag teams that will be involved in the title match. No idea who will win though, that's your call Rob

Killa VS Medeiros - Killa will once again attack Medeiros from behind but this time he will fight back and send Killa running backstage

CJ Segment - Highlights from the Olympic Torch marathon where Van and CJ are carrying the flame. Van will "accidentally" drop his torch on CJ, therefore causing his clothes to set on fire. CJ will be forced to run his part of the relay naked

Thoughts?

Shining Light escribió:Tag Title Feud - I plan on having a Fatal 4 way match with one member from each of the 4 tag teams that will be involved in the title match. No idea who will win though, that's your call Rob

Killa VS Medeiros - Killa will once again attack Medeiros from behind but this time he will fight back and send Killa running backstage

CJ Segment - Highlights from the Olympic Torch marathon where Van and CJ are carrying the flame. Van will "accidentally" drop his torch on CJ, therefore causing his clothes to set on fire. CJ will be forced to run his part of the relay naked

Thoughts?

Slammajammin

Right, that's all finalised then. I'll start getting on with it as I'm having a break from revision now I've done two of my three exams for this fortnight.

Johnny Hot = The Miz / Alex Kidd = Daniel Bryan // Michael the Archangel = CM Punk / Rob Rage = Sheamus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ul_nMbJ5-10

Van Hooligan X = Ryan Taylor // Ali Kazam = TJ Perkins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W04NomhnEW0

Artemis Eclipse = Jeff Hardy // Douglas Blake = Mr Anderson // HOS = RVD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCeZDKo2ooA

Robareid escribió:Right, that's all finalised then. I'll start getting on with it as I'm having a break from revision now I've done two of my three exams for this fortnight.

random question. I know what a fortnight is- a span of two weeks. But why is it called that? I had always ment to ask my World Lit professor, but always forgot.

eyehatecena escribió:

Robareid escribió:Right, that's all finalised then. I'll start getting on with it as I'm having a break from revision now I've done two of my three exams for this fortnight.

random question. I know what a fortnight is- a span of two weeks. But why is it called that? I had always ment to ask my World Lit professor, but always forgot.

A shortening of "fourteen nights"

Shining the chain segment is now ready for CJ's input

It’s the TV Champion Jack Phenix!

Rich: And here comes the man that this main event will affect the most, as he’ll be facing the winner, Jack Phenix

Herb: He’s coming down to join us on commentary for this important main event

Herb: Welcome to the commentary table Jack. It's an honour to have you here

Rich: Speak for yourself

Jack: It’s my pleasure guys, I’m just here to do a little scouting and see who gets the next shot my belt.

Douglas Blake

Herb: Here comes one of your possible three challengers, and he’s got a mic in hand

Blake makes his way down to the ring, slides in and begins to speak

Blake: Lund, Sweden what kind of town is this? So boring. I can't wait to get on a plane and go back to the states!

*crowd boos*

Blake: I'm a simple man. My only true love is inflicting as much pain as I can into the people around me. I don't care if they are a man or a woman, short or tall, skinny or fat, young or old as long as I can make them suffer than I'll sleep like a baby. Tonight I get to inflict pain to two men, H.O.S., an annoying little man who's dreams of being a champion and the face of this company will soon come to an end when I break his face. Than we have Artimis, That little cock sucker got involved in one of my matches and has been a pain in my ass ever sense. Both of these men are going to cry like little bitches when I get through with them. Imagine hearing both men scream in pure agony begging me to stop. Isn't it a wonderful thought?

*Crowd chants Hell No!*

Blake: Awww afraid I'm going to hurt them? Don't wanna see those two get carried out of here on stretchers? Well too bad because that's exactly what’s going to happen. Tonight I am going to break H.O.S. in half and paralyze Artemis. Tonight I'm gonna make sure you never see those two dumb fucks ever again! Hahahahaa

Rich: Very intense there from Blake

Herb: What are your views on the first of your potential challengers Jack?

Jack: There all good competitors, although Artemis has less personality than Rich, I look forward to giving these fans another great match with any of these guys, be it Artemis, Douglas or HOS

It’s HOS!

Rich: Well here comes Mr Crappy Acronym. He is probably the guy with the least charisma in all of EWA. I bet you and him get along just great

Jack: And I bet you haven’t seen a woman in years Rich, but yes I am friends with HOS but that doesn’t mean I’ll will take him lightly should he win here tonight, I prepare thoroughly no matter if I’m against a friend or an enemy because that’s what needs to be done if I am to keep the title for longer.

Rich: *In a hurt tone* I see plenty of women

Herb: From a far

And finally, Artemis Eclipse

Herb: And the final competitor in this match, Artemis Eclipse. He's fairly new around here, but he's already made a fairly big impression but hasn't made any friends on his way to doing that. What are your thoughts on him champ?

Jack: Definitely made a big impression, but he doesn’t scare me, I take on all challengers, always have and always will, so should he win he better be expecting a fight.

Herb: Right, so that's all three guys in the ring. Who do you want to see progress and face you for your title at Clash at the Colosseum?

Jack: It’s hard to say, all three will push me to limit and I expect nothing more.

Rich: Well that's all well and good, but who do you think will move on?

Jack: Honestly I can’t chose, there dead even so one will have to make a push and get the pin if they wanna shot at my title

Artemis Eclipse = Jeff Hardy // Douglas Blake = Mr Anderson // HOS = RVD
[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCeZDKo2ooA[/video]

*stop watching at 6:52*

Herb: What a turnbuckle climb into a rebounded corkscrew senton to a standing opponent there by Eclipse, nailing Blake

Rich: You do realise nobody understands what you just said

Herb: Fine. A Whisper in the Wind

Rich: That’s better

Artemis drapes an arm over Douglas and the ref begins to make the count

Rich: Is this it?

One!

Jack: I sure hope not

Two!

Jack: I wanna see more of this great action!

T- No, Blake gets a shoulder up just after two

Artemis pounds the mat in frustration, then grabs onto the head of Blake, pulling him up with him as he goes up to his feet. Suddenly Douglas sweeps both of Eclipse’s arms off of him and swings for him with a clothesline. Artemis ducks down and Blake’s momentum takes him so he’s facing away from Artemis now. Artemis takes advantage of this by putting his head between Douglas’ thighs and lifting him up onto his shoulders

Herb: He’s going for it! He’s going for the Rubix Cube. He’s going for that electric chair driver!

Before Artemis can hit it though, Douglas drops down the back of the masked Bostonian so he’s standing behind him. By this time HOS has recovered and without either of his opponents realising he’s up on the top rope. He dives off going for a cross body on Eclipse but he ducks down, so HOS goes crashing into Douglas Blake

Jack: What a move!

One

Herb: Could this be it?

Two

Before the ref can make a three count Artemis breaks up the pin with a basement dropkick, sending both men, who were already close to the apron, under the bottom rope and out of the ring. As both HOS and Blake are making their way up on the outside, Eclipse sees his opportunity to throw caution to the wind.

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJUiupHYuLs[/video]

Herb: WHAT A MOVE!

Jack: Huge suicide senton there by Eclipse. Man, no matter how much of a douchebag he is, you’ve got to admit he’s got ability

After hitting this move on both men, Artemis taunts the crowd then grabs onto HOS, rolling him back into the ring. He then jumps up onto the apron and ascends up to the top rope. He measures HOS as he clambers back up to his feet.

Rich: Dragonrana maybe?

Before Artemis can go for whatever he has in mind though, Douglas Blake is up on the apron and grabs onto the foot of Artemis. After a few seconds struggle Artemis kicks him off back down to the floor, but this distraction has allowed HOS to regain his wits. As Artemis turns his attention back to him HOS runs over to the corner Artemis is in and jumps up onto the top turnbuckle with him and…

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOGHAsfR8To[/video]

Jack: Another huge move! Is this it?

One

Herb: Eclipse looks done

Two

Douglas Blake breaks up the pin with a double axe handle to the back of HOS.

Herb: Oh, so close

Rich: Get real, Blake was never going to let it happen.

Blake is now sitting on HOS’s back reigning in clubbing forearm blows to his back and wearing him out. After a good thirty seconds of this brutality, Blake rolls off. You can see the welts and bruises already start to appear on the back of HOS but Blake isn’t finished. He pulls him up to his feet, keels him over with a kick to the gut, takes a couple of steps back then covers the distance and hits a devastating flip piledriver.

Rich: That’s it!

Jack: Nobody kicks out of that. I guess it’s going to be me vs. Blake at Clash at the Colosseum

One

Herb: It sure looks that way

Two

Rich: I wouldn’t be so sure

Thre-

At the last second Artemis Eclipse delivers a huge punt to the head of Blake breaking up the pin cover and sending him flying through the bottom and middle ring ropes and down to the floor

Herb: You couldn’t possibly get any closer. Blake was milliseconds away from challenging you in Rome

Jack: Wrestling’s all about the milliseconds, it’s what makes the difference between winning and losing

Eclipse pulls up HOS’s limp body up to his feet, and then spins around hitting a spinning thrust kick to his ribs, buckling him over. He then slides behind him and lifts him up in the electric chair position, grabs him around the neck then sits out while pulling HOS down hitting his devastating Electric Chair Driver finisher
Rich: Rubix Cube!

Herb: It’s over!

One

Rich: Nobodies kicking out of that

Two

Jack: Eclipse vs. Phenix

Three

Douglas dives in a second too late to break up the pin, and pounds the mat in frustration. Artemis jumps up and begins celebrating. He looks across at Phenix sitting at the announce table and smiles and points at the title

Artemis: That belts coming to me. I’ve been here less than a month, and I’m heading straight to the top!

Jack: Well there we have it boys, looks like Eclipse gets a shot at glory, so I’m just gonna remind him what he’s up against.

Jack removes his headset and walks across into the ring. He stands face to face with Artemis, with only a few centimetres between their faces, and Jack slowly lifts up his Television title above his head.

Herb: What a match that’s going to be

Rich: What an event Clash at the Colosseum is shaping up to be. Be sure not to miss it

*The camera cuts to a dark room, with a single window providing only enough light to see a mans face*

My name ... is Darius.

*Darius looks out the window into the moonlight and pauses*

And I am coming to the Elite Wrestling Alliance to show all of you fools what a real wrestler looks like.

*Darius turns and glares into the camera with a snarl on his face*

You are all worthless to me, and worthless to the company! I will make the championship worth something, because you all rub your worthlessness off onto it!

*Darius turns to the window and stares out it again, laughing loudly. He turns around and walks towards a chair placed next to a table. He picks the chair up, then throws it at the window, shattering it into pieces. The camera cuts to the floor and shows the broken glass as the footage fades to black*

Johnny Hot = The Miz / Alex Kidd = Daniel Bryan // Michael the Archangel = CM Punk / Rob Rage = Sheamus

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ul_nMbJ5-10[/video]

*Stop watching at 7:11*

Rich: Sneaky. Hot makes a blind tag on Kidd then Kidd exits the ring and Rage follows after him

Kidd runs around his corner then back under the bottom rope into the ring. Rage follows him into the ring and explodes up to his feet only to be met with a double superkick from the two Clique members

Rich: Rage just got outsmarted. Not only are Kidd and Hot superior wrestlers, they’re superior intellects as well

Before Kidd or Hot can take advantage of this great team manoeuvre though, Michael springboards into the ring off the top rope hitting both his opponents with a dropkick to their backs, knocking them face first into the mat. Michael jumps back up and when Johnny quickly climbs back up he hits him with a spinning thrust kick to his ribs, keeling him over, then drops down to a knee and knocks him down with a European Uppercut. Kidd then catches him with a low running dropkick but Michael rolls backwards with the impact and as Kidd is getting up springs forward hitting a knee to the champion’s mush.

Herb: What a combination Michael’s putting together here. He’s taking out both Hot and Kidd by himself.

Hot is up again and goes to hit a running clothesline on Michael, but Michael ducks underneath his arm. Hot turns his body back to facing Michael, but is met by a loud knife edge chop to his chest sending him staggering backwards holding his now red chest. Michael doesn’t give him time to recover though, and runs over to him hitting another knife edge chop to the Hot one’s chest, sending him reeling back into his corner.

Rich: Ouch, those chops are brutal!

Michael follows up with yet more knife edge chops to the chest of Hot, leaving a very distinguished red hand mark where he’s hitting him. With each chop the crowd is now letting out a loud Flairesque WOO!

WOO!

WOO!

WOO!

WOO!

The ref begins his five count in the corner but this just serves to increase the rate at which Michael is chopping so he can get more in

One!

WOO!

WOO!

WOO!

Two!

WOO!

WOO!

WOO!

Three!

WOO!

WOO!

WOO!

Four!

Michael stops chopping Johnny and pulls his arms behind and then under the top rope, holding him in the corner. He then back up to the opposite corner

Herb: Would you look at the discolouration on Johnny’s chest after that

Rich: Look at his face. He’s got a completely vacant look on his face, his arms are trapping him in the corner and he’s in so much pain he can’t even do anything about it

Michael shakes his right hand out after all that chopping then holds it up indicating that he’s going to go for one last big running knife edge chop, and he receives big cheers from the crowd. He charges forward but mid-way across the ring he’s intercepted by Alex Kidd who swings widely at him going for a clothesline, but Michael ducks then catches Kidd with a stiff forearm smash, dazing him. Before he can do anything else though, Johnny comes charging out of the corner and hits a big lariat to the back of Michael’s head.

Rich: Well there goes Michael’s flurry. He could only hold against these two top tier talents for so long, eventually the numbers game had to catch up to him because Rob Rage is still down from that double superkick

Herb: You’ve got to give him credit for holding the advantage for as long as he had

After downing Michael, Johnny and Kidd start laying in the boots into the number one contender. After thoroughly beating him down, they each grab an arm and pull him up to his feet then whip him across into the ropes and on his way back lift him up and power him back down to the mat with a vicious double spinebuster. Kidd and Hot then look at each other, smile, and motion to the two closest turnbuckles to the downed Archangel. They then both proceed to jump up onto two of the four top turnbuckles.

Rich: Could they be going for that King Senton/Six Star Frog Splash combination?

Herb: I’ve seen them do that in HWA, it’s devastating

Before either of them can hit anything though, Rob, who was still on all fours after recovering from the double superkick, springs up to his feet and knocks into the top rope connecting the two turnbuckles that Alex and Johnny are standing on, crotching both men

Herb: That’s timing right there

Rich: I’m pretty sure by timing he means luck

Rob then rushes over to the corner Kidd is in, and hits a corner shining wizard, similar to what CM Punk does but with Kidd crotched on the top rather than dazed in the corner, then runs over to Hot and hits the same manoeuvre. He then turns around, grabs onto both of Johnny’s hands, and hits a big iconoclasm sending him down onto the mat. Rob’s not done though, and runs up onto the second rope in Kidd’s corner, and grasps him for a superplex

Rich: He’s not going to-

He does. Rob superplexes Alex Kidd through the air and crashing down onto the prone body of Johnny Hot!

Herb: What a move!

Rich: I’m not sure who took the worst of that, Kidd or Hot

Rob drapes and arm over the body of Kidd

Herb: This is it!

One!

Rich: Come on!

Two!

Rich: Kickout!

Thre- At the very last second possible, Johnny Hot, who is lying next to the pinfall, kicks out a leg, hitting Rob and breaking up the pin

Herb: God that was close!

Rob pounds the mat in frustration, the climbs back to his feet using the ropes and walks over to Johnny who is still lying on the mat. He pulls him up, grabs him by the back of the head and runs with him to the edge of the ring and throws Hot over the top rope and down to the floor. He then quickly runs over to Kidd and gets on top of him again for the pin

One!

Herb: There’s no Hot to break it up now

Two!

Kickout!

Rich: Rob left it too long between hitting the manoeuvre and getting the cover

Herb: He didn’t really have a choice

Rob pulls at his own hair in frustration, then gets back up to his feet in preparation for another move to finally put Kidd away

Hanz Gruber

At the sound of his arch rival’s music, Rob’s head snaps towards the ramp to see Hanz Gruber walking out onto the stage with a mic in his hand

Hanz: Hello Robert. Not interrupting anything am I? No, good. I just came out to ask you how it is to be a loser, because of course I wouldn’t know. But clearly you do, you’re on a bit of a shit streak at the moment, aren’t you.

Rob loses it and rushes through the ropes and up the ramp, charging at Hanz. Hanz turns and flees to the back, with Rob in hot pursuit

Rich: Well it sucks to be Michael right now. His partner just deserted him

Michael, who has just made his way back up, looks despairingly up the ramp as his partner runs off up the ramp. He shakes his head, then turns back to his opponents for what will now be a handicap match. He walks over to Kidd, pulls him up to his feet and buries a knee into his stomach then pushes him back into a corner.

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSgPVjHLRog[/video]

Herb: Great shining wizard combo

Before Michael can make the cover though, Johnny Hot is back up and on the apron. Michael runs at him and hits a dropkick, sending him back down to the floor, then turns back to Kidd and hits a legdrop to the back of his head

One

Herb: Could have him here!

Two

Th- Kickout by the champion

Michael doesn’t waste any time in transitioning to his next move. With Kidd still on his stomach, Michael grabs both of his arms then bridges forward contorting Kidd’s arms and shoulders

Herb: BRIDGING GROUNDED DOUBLE CHIKEN WING!!!

Rich: Nobody knows what that means!

Herb: Fine, Cattle Manipulation. How long can Kidd stay in this hold for?

Rich: He looks ready to tap!

Just as Kidd’s hand is about to tap out, Johnny Hot is back up on the apron and slingshots in hitting a somersault senton onto the bridging archangel, breaking his bridge and forcing him to release the hold

Rich: Phew, I thought Kidd was done for there

Hot then pulls up Michael, and grasps him with a double underhook and suplexes him over, but holds on and floats over himself so he’s sitting on top of Michael with the Double Underhook still locked in. He pulls him up using his arms into a sitting position, and applies a body scissors while still cranking back on the double underhook.

Rich: Nice submission from Hot now!

Kidd slowly gets up to his feet, and sees the predicament Michael is in. He smiles, runs the ropes and hits a low running dropkick to the exposed head of Michael while he’s still in the submission. Michael looks out, but Johnny still has the double underhook on. He lets go of the body scissors and rolls forward so that his head is next to Michael’s but upside down. He’s no longer got him in a submission now, just holding him in place. Kidd ascends up to the top, makes the clique sign then dives off, completing a full 630 degrees and landing back first on Michael’s prone body

Rich: King Senton! It’s over!

One!

Two!

Three!

All my stuff will be done by Tuesday

Herb: Right, now it’s time for two of the hottest talents in all of eFedding to hook up.

Van Hooligan X

Rich: Van Hooligan X, current ICW World Champion, former Alpha Revolution Global Heavyweight Champion, member of rebel group the Clique over in HWA and EWA Original, this guys a beast!

Herb: His resume sure speaks for itself

Ali Kazam

Herb: But this guy’s been pretty impressive also. He’s made quite the splash over in EWNCW, and now he’s come to EWA to showcase his magic

Rich: He’s got nothing on the Vanity

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W04NomhnEW0[/video]

*Stop watching at 7:31*

Rich: Big double knee drop there from Ali

Herb: Van’s had the upper hand for at least 70% of this match, but Ali’s finally getting some offence going

Van Hooligan quickly jumps back up to his feet but Ali knocks him down with a spinning crescent kick. Van again pops back up and again goes down as Ali runs off the ropes and knocks him back down with a running clothesline. Van gets up for a third time and again is put back onto the mat by a beautiful running hurricanrana by the magic man, and again Van quickly gets back up

Rich: Ali’s offence doesn’t seem to be doing shit

Ali runs at the groggy Van and hits a high knee, then before he goes down grabs him and hits a neckbreaker. This time, Van stays down

Herb: You were saying?

Rich: Ah…

Ali jumps up to the top, and motions with his hands for some sort of flippy move

Rich: Could it be the levitation double moonsault

Herb: What!

Rich: It’s a move

Herb: No, I mean I’m surprised you do your research

Rich: That’s his actual finisher name? No way, what a guess!

Ali dives up off the turnbuckle, seemingly defying gravity, and completes a full backflip before he even starts descending. As gravity takes effect he completes another full turn, hence the double moonsault, and crashes down… onto the mat as Van Hooligan X moved at the last second

Rich: BOOM! CRASH and BURN!

As Ali staggers back up, clutching at his midsection, Van pulls himself up using the ring ropes, and grabs him around the waist for a gutwrench

Herb: He’s going for the Van Hammer! If he hits this it could well be over

Van pulls Ali up onto his shoulder in preparation for his Vanhammer neckbreaker, but Ali manages to break Van’s grip and roll through so he’s behind the hooligan. Van turns around and BOOM! Superkick right to the mush

Herb: And just like that Ali’s back in control

Rich: What a back and forth matchup this has been

G-Scorp

G-Scorp runs out onto the stage and down towards the ring catching the attention of Ali

Herb: What’s he doing out here?

Rich: Well he’s in feud with Ali, it’s pretty obvious he’s out here to interfere

G-Scorp reaches the ring and jumps up onto the apron but is immediately met by a running dropkick knocking him off of the apron down to the outside

Rich: What a fail at interference. He’s been failing a fair lot recently, what’s happened?

Herb: Read the dirt sheets Rich. Search Aloisick incident on Google

This distraction has given Van Hooligan X time to get back up though, and as Ali turns around VHX charges at him going for a running clothesline. Ali, however, dodges this move with a matrix like manoeuvre, bending backwards so that Van’s arm whistles over his head. He straightens back up, only to be hit in the back of the head by Van’s other arm swing back around hitting him on the upper neck area, sending him down onto the mat

Herb: Damn, that was great there by Ali, truly a magical move, but it didn’t help him

Rich: Nope, Van’s just at the next level

Van then rolls over Ali, grabs onto his legs, yells out “Nobody beats the Vanity!” and applies this sick submission

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPHttH4BXpg[/video]

Rich: Vantastic Clutch!

Herb: He’s pulled him back into the center of the ring

Rich: And he’s locked on the bodyscissors! Ali’s got no choice but to tap

Ali keeps trying to drag both men over to the ropes, but with the bodyscissors combined with being pulled back into the centre of the ring, he’s just not going to make it. This doesn’t stop him from trying though, but after around twenty agonising more seconds in the hold and still and eternity away from the ropes, Ali taps

Rich: YES! The Van train rolls on, brushing aside Ali Kazam in the process. What’s next for this great competitor?

Herb: Surely if you were going to compare VAN Hooligan X to a vehicle, it’d be a van?

Rich: Welcome to EWA Fury live from Stockholm Sweden

Herb: What a show we have for you here tonight. We've got the second phase of our tag team matchups pitting Uliose Pamich against Kid Wonder and Karl Panzer against Rob Turne

Rich: Plus we've got Ali Kazam's first real test in EWA, and wahat a test it is. He's up against Van Hooligan X, a man on a rampage

Herb: Brandon Medeiros is also scheduled to face G-Scorp in what should be a good bout

Rich: And finally in our huge main event to decide who will face Jack Phenix for the TV title at Clash at the Colesseum. It's Artemis Eclipse vs. HOS vs. Douglas Blake in our main event

Herb: Plus Rob Rage is out on the hunt for Gruber after what happened last week and at Untamed Khaos, costing him both a shot at the title and the title itself

Rich: And with a GM like CJ, I'm sure he'll be making knee jerk reactions, so I wouldn't be suprised if other matches weren't added to the card as we go along

The Number One Contender Michael the Archangel

*Michael walks down the ramps to a massive pop from the crowd*

Michael *grabbing a mic*: Now I know I've been silent these last few weeks and definetly after what happened last week in my match against Rob Rage

*huge pop from the crowd*

Yes, I won my rightful shot at the EWA Fury World Heavyweight Championship by beating Rob but that win was tainted. Now I can't change the past and I can't change Hanz jealousy of me but what I can do and what I will do is go to Clash at the Collosuem in Rome and beat Alex Kidd for the World Championship. This will be different from Bloodbath I know what and who to expect and I'll have eyes in the back of my head. My time to prove myself to show the world I can hold my own in this business is coming at Clash at the Colloseum I become your NEW EWA FURY WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION dethroning Alex Kidd not only in the Colloseum as a Gladiator but in my second home of Rome where El Papa Benedict XVI will be watching and praying over me I'm and bound to win because God wants what is best and what is best is me as our Champion. And as Champion I'll settle it right with Rob Rage giving him the first shot after I win and prove who out of all respect is the better man!

It's the Champ Alex Kidd

*crowd stat booing immediately as they hear the music of Alex Kidd*

Kidd: Well, well, well, finally a new challenger, I was waiting for Rob to finally give up and he did because as I have said he is a quitter, and I again have been proven right but now you just say the same things as him. You say you’re going to win in your second home at the colloseum, but I don’t believe you, let me refresh your memory because at Untamed Khaos I beat Rob Rage in his hometown. I can do it again with you. There is nobody that can or will beat me for the title, this championship means I am the best and well, in 7 months of EWA existence I have yet to lose the championship. I am and always will be the longest reigning world champion in not only EWA history but wresting history. I am the greatest Mexican that ever lived, that will never change.

Let’s face it Mikey, you’re somebody who shouldn’t even be in a wrestling ring. You are a religious person and that does not mix with wrestling. This is violence, this is brutal. I don’t think god is going to be supporting you for being on a violent sport where you want to hurt your “brothers”. I don’t think the pope gives a fucking damn about you, go back to church to preach because in Rome you will not escape and this time I’m going to keep my eyes open because I’m going to be damn sure nobody interferes this time. You’re not going to be saved and you’re never going to get the gold. YOU SUCK and in Rome I’m going to kick your ass

Michael: Kidd go ahead and call me a religious nut I at least believe in a higher being who believe in me. Kidd you pride yourself in being the best Mexican well guess what no one gives a flying shit about that sespool of a country. Your reign won't last long due to the fact that I am simply better. I started in this company doubting myself but after seven months I've proven I am the top star on Fury and come Rome I'll prove the world and you by winning that belt around your waist. Being a champion isn't about the belt it's about representing the company and no one can represent this company best than me.

Kidd: You will never represent the company as great as me I know I don't give a flying fuck what the fuck the fans want but I GIVE MY WHOLE FUCKING LIFE AND SACRIFICE MYSELF FOR THE FANS

*cheers are heard from the crowd*

Kidd: I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK IF YOU CHEER SHUT UP
*crowd erupt to boos*

Kidd: I am the greatest world champion in EWA history I have had a damn good reign as world champ and I plan to keep it that way. I am better than the whole lockeroom back there, I gave it my all for the championship I tried to prove these parasites that I am the best, but after my first first few weeks I learned and knew that they would never learn and appreciate the hard work and effort of the greatest mexican that ever lived. You say my country's a peice of shit? Well what about you fucking fat americans huh? What the hell did you guys ever do, Italy is a bag of corrupt shit as well so don't go talking bout Italy.

I am better than you, nobody can deny it I am the best man in the match, I am the favorite I am the leader of a new generation, the selfish generation. Mexico vs USA in Rome it's on you cunt

CJ’S MUSIC

*CJ walks out onto the ramp with a smile on his face. As usual the crowd are more than happy to see him and it’s not long before chants of “We love CJ” begin to spread throughout the crowd*

CJ: I think this mood needs to be lightened don’t you? I’ve come up with a little math question for you all. If I have 2 giant penis’ in one hand and 2 giant condoms in the other, what do I have?

*The crowd instantly begins to murmur amongst themselves, each of them trying to solve CJ’s impossible puzzle. After a while CJ begins to talk again*

The answer is a fun night in store for me! Oh Christ… I love sex. Anyway, we’ve got bigger fish to fry. I can sense that you guys aren’t going to be able to keep your hands off of each other before the PPV so I think it’s best if you two have a tag team match. Now since I’m generous, I’ll let you two pick your own partners. So go on… Start choosing!

AFTER PARTNERS HAVE BEEN CHOSEN

CJ: Well since by some sort of ironic twist, all the competitors are in the ring, we might as well start the match right now! Let’s get a ref out here!

ULIOSE PAMICH ENTRANCE

Rich: So let’s get ready now for our second match of the night, Uliose Pamich VS Kid Wonder

Herb: It should be a tight contest here and I predict that Kid Wonder will be able to pull off the victory here tonight

*Rich bursts out laughing*

Herb: Something wrong Rich?

Rich: *Still laughing* Just wait and see

KID WONDER ENTRANCE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gbOeIJhUrA

(Watch until 1:40)

*Just as Kid Wonder has Uliose lying down on the mat, he makes the mistake of turning his back on him and taunts to the crowd, trying to get a reaction. The crowd remain silent for some reason and Kid tries to get a reaction once again. Behind him Uliose is slowly getting to his feet, his face wide with disbelief at how foolish Kid is being. He calls for Kid to turn around and then hits with a massive big boot*

Herb: Oh! Now that’s gonna’ hurt in the morning

Rich: We’ve got a cover!

1!

2!

3!

Rich: Uliose wins the match! And you’ve got to ask yourself, what was Kid doing?

Herb: He just lost his focus Rich, everyone makes mistakes from time to time.

Rich: Not like that though. I’ve got a feeling that that mistake is going to haunt him for weeks.

Herb: And now it’s time for our next match of the evening. Now last week you may remember that our wonderful GM CJ made a series of matches involving the members of the Panzer Division and The Turnes. Well it’s now time for the last match of said series and it’s going to be Karl Panzer VS Rob Turne.

KARL PANZER ENTRANCE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Zym9N-I5F4

*Karl Panzer walks slowly to the ring eyeing up the crowd. He looks as determined as ever and there’s no shadow of a doubt that he is confident that he can win this one*

ROB TURNE ENTRANCE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yF5w32W-o7I&

*Rob Turne heads quickly to the ring, his eyes not moving from Karl. Once he is in the ring, him and Karl have a stare down, but the referee moves them apart before anything happens*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqH1JEtem2U

(Watch to 4:15)

Rich: Karl Panzer is getting frustrated now; you can feel his patience dying out

Herb: He needs to keep his focus though, Rob Turne’s got a habit of taking advantage of other people’s weaknesses

*Karl lifts Rob up to his feet but is met by a series of lefts and rights. Karl pushes Rob away but that isn’t enough to stop Rob’s offense. He grabs Karl, hits him with a suplex and goes for the cover*

1!

2!
NO!

Herb: So close, he nearly beat him there!

*As Karl is picked up again by Rob, he manages to poke him in the eyes, causing Rob to turn away in pain. He rolls him up and gets a handful of tights*

1!

2!

3!

Herb: He cheated! Karl just fucking cheated!

Rich: Oh shut up Herb, Karl used his brain and that’s what gets you far in this business.

*Whilst Karl is celebrating his victory, CJ storms out onto the ramp with a microphone in hand*

CJ: Hold it right there Karl! I know you cheated and I’m fucking fuming about it! But to be honest… It’s just too much paperwork to reverse the referee’s decision and it’d be a heck of a lot easier for me to just let you have the win. But don’t get to comfortable because next week, there’s going to be a fatal 4 way match between all 4 winners of this little “Tag – Team” series.

*The crowd wet themselves with excitement*

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got to head off. I’ve got my part of the Olympic Torch relay back in England. Apparently I’m running in a little village called Wigan… Funny place, shit football team. See you later guys!