Carnage Ep 7

*The camera cuts to a television on the floor playing a match between two unknown performers, then slowly goes up to a hand that is placed on top of the television, then slowly up the arm to the mans face*

My name is Darius, and I am going to reinforce the statement I made last week. The EWA is filled with a bunch of mindless, steroid ridden buffoons, and it makes me sick to my stomach. Most of the guys in there who call themselves champions or contenders are nothing but flukes and screw ups.

*He reaches down and changes the channel to footage of him during his last match, punting his opponent in the skull and ending his career*

The last fool that thought he was better than me ... Well ... He had an early retirement.

*Darius starts laughing as the footage cuts to the television, showing the unconscious man Darius had punted being carried out on a stretcher. Darius then backs away from the television, charges it, and punts the screen with full force, putting his boot right through the back of it*

I'm coming for you fools ... Be prepared! *Darius laughs as the camera fades to black*

Carnage

*The Greek Wrestling Fans are pumped up for the show*

Howard: Hello everyone, and welcome, to the go-home Carnage, before Clash at the Colosseum. Howard Huggins and Bobby Watson are here for you today, and not only that, but we have a special friend here, who will be joining us as a commentator for this Carnage episode, Jim Bellamy.

Jim: I don't need an introduction Howard, and neither does the man I'm managing to the Carnage Championship

Bobby: We assume you're talking about Mike Hawk, who will face Shaz in the main event, with the winner going to Clash at the Colosseum, in a match for the Carnage Championship

Howard: That leads onto my next question. Last week, Dave Steele and Ryan Rhodes went to a no contest. The winner was due to face Dingo Mac tonight. What is the plan for this then?

Jim: All will be explained to due time Harry

Howard: Howard

Jim: Whatever

Bobby: What else can we expect today Bellamy?

Jim: Well, Amadeus Frewin makes his EWA debut tonight, as he and Ivanhoe Heskey has already been informed that tonnight, they will take part in a “Weapon of Choice” match-ups. And Howard, as I expect you do not know what that means, basically, Frewin picks Heskey's opponent, and vice versa.

Howard: Basically, pick your poison?

Jim: Yes, but at the New Years Supershow, Broc and Van took part in this, and they called it Weapon of Choice, so we are also

Bobby: Awesome sauce

Howard: Doesn't Van say that?

Bobby: Saucesome

Howard: And doesn't Roba say that?

Frewin

Jim: And here comes Amadeus Frewin, the man who two weeks ago, cost Ivanhoe Heskey a chance to become the Carnage Champion.

Howard: And you agree with what he did?

Jim: I didn't want Heskey in the title tournament in the first place, but he went over my head to Mr. McGiven.

Howard: So it's only rightful that he isn't in the title tournament

Jim: Boom! Huggins got it spot on

Howard: Awesome, can that be my sig quote?

Bobby:.... You're an idiot

*Elfrieda comes out with Amadeus, and they slowly walks down to the ring*

Elfrieda: So, it's official. The man, with a key to my heart, tonight makes his EWA debut, in a Weapon of Choice match-up, which is only suitiable, because Amadeus' opponent tonight, will have a weapon used on him, and that weapon is a lethal dose of poison, straight to our opponents heart. At Clash at the Colosseum, Ivanhoe, you will...

It's Heskey Time

Jim: And here comes Ivanhoe, presumably to announce, Amadeus' opponent, any thoughts on who it will be Howard?

Bobby: What about me?

Jim: Shut up Bobby

Howard: Well, Jacob Cass and Ivanhoe Heskey are tight, so I expect him.

*Heskey comes out a la Brock Lesnar styles walking on top of the ramp before speaking*

Heskey: I am black Brock Lesnar, I am the greatest powerhouse in the history of wrestling today and you Free win will be my victim, because I am the king of kings and the TWO TIME TWO TIME TWO TIME TWO TIME

[video=youtube;yRFFvT9MxME]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRFFvT9MxME[/video]

Heskey: World champion of the defunct world, and today I have a partner that will help me kick your candy ass... DEVON DUDLEY, now hit my confetti

*No Confetti comes down, and Heskey just goes behind the curtain*

Jones!

Bobby: *Yawn*

Jim: He was impressive last week on his debut, although he and Guerrero ultimately lost the match to Mixed Emotions

Howard: But post match, Jones gestured that he was disappointed with Adrian's attitude by visibly shaking his head to a downed Guerrero

Jim: But Jones needs to know to never write off a Guerrero, so there may be some more to come between these 2

Jericho/Frewin Mysterio/Jones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCwYaTvDuCA
Ignore Anything Other Than The Match & Watch Until 7:24

Jim: Impressive there by Frewin, an awesome tilt-a-whirl backbreaker

Howard: Can he now get the pin?

1

2

3! No it isn't. Jones just kicks out!

Bobby: Very close there.

Howard: How will Amadeus react to that kickout?

Bobby: Or how will Elfrieda? She pretty much controls him

*Amadeus just shakes his head, and looks over to his beautiful wife. She yells stuff to him, but it's inaudible to the cameras. Amadeus goes to face Devon, but he's already on his feet, and hits the Goodtime Dropkick and Elbow drop combo*

Howard: And now Jones has his chance to shine

*Devon gets to his feet, and stalks Amadeus. He slowly stands, but gets taken to his knees with a chop block, followed by a Shining Wizard. Devon picks him up, and throws him into the corner, delivering shoulder after shoulder to the midsection of Frewin, then rebounding against the ropes, and hits a spear Goldberg-esque*

Howard: It's over now

Jim: Now with a sore midsection, you would doubt Frewin can pull off the victory, but he's a terrific competitor, so never say never

Bobby: Come on Frewin!

Jim: Do you have to be so biased?

Bobby: Oh I'm sorry Mike Hawk's manager

Jim: Apology Accepted

*Jones taunts to the crowd, preparing for the I'm Just To Good Death Valley Driver, when Adrian Guerrero appears!*

Bobby: Guerrero? What's he doing out here?

Jim: I think we are going to find out soon

Howard: Well, we know he and Jones had some differences last week

*Adrian is screaming “Screw Eddie? Screw Eddie? I Screwed Your Missus Chicharito” repeatedly, to the annoyance of Devon, who just screams back towards Guerrero*

Jim: Ha Ha Ha

Bobby: What?

Jim: Look behind Devon

Bobby: Ho Ho Ho

Howard: Oh shit

*In Case you couldn't tell, Frewin gets to his feet and turns Jones around into his path. He hits a Kane style Uppercut, followed by a Cesaro Very European Uppercut. Jones remains on his feet, but is quickly grounded when Frewin rebounds against the ropes, and nails a knee trembler. Frewin stands him up, and hits a side Russian Leg Sweep, and slowly got up, bringing Jones up with him, still in the leg sweep position, and hits The Stroke!*

Bobby: Awesome combo there by Amadeus

Howard: And I now know what time it is

Bobby: 9:15?

Jim: No you fucking retard. It''s time for the Selfish Spike Double Arm DDT

*And by some weird coincidence, Frewin stands Jones up, and hits it. He covers*

One

Two

Three!

Winner: Amadeus Frewin

Jim: Impressive there by Amadeus

Howard: But he couldn't of done it without Adrian Guerrero, who if you kept your eye on him, were grinning from ear to ear after Frewin got the advantage

Bobby: But what the fuck is he doing now

*Adrian just enters the ring, as Amadeus leaves it. He just stares at Devon, and shakes his head at him, as Elfreida Frewin grabs a microphone*

Elfredia Frewin: Tonight, my Santanic and Profitable Husband, Amadeus Frewin was victorious, but Ivanhoe Heskey. You won't be. As you see, tonight, The Black Maradona, will be hit by the Crocodile Strike!

Howard: Crocodile Strike! That's Dingo Mac's finishing manoeuvre

Bobby: So that implies that good friends will face off tonight, with Dingo facing Heskey

Jim: Hmm, I may have to change that match. I will see

Howard: Why?

Jim: All will be made clear in due course

<<Commercial>>

Dave Steele

*Dave Steele makes his way out to a huge pop. He goes down and grabs a microphone, and stares at Bellamy, before entering the ring*

Howard: Welcome back, and now we seem to clear up the situation from last week

Bobby: Came to a decision on what will happen yet Jim?

Jim: Not yet Mr. Watson. But this is Dave's chance to convince me

Dave Steele: Last Week, I was in the process of destroying Ryan Rhodes. I was going to advance to the next round of the Carnage Championship Tournament to face Dingo Mac. I was going to stamp my mark on this whole company. But an Alien interrupted it. Yes you heard me correctly. An Alien, Extraterrestrial, caused our match to go to a no contest, and hinder my chances of becoming the first Carnage Champion.

But ET. You will not get the better of me. This week I want a rematch. I want myself and Ryan Rhodes to face off again, with the winner facing Dingo Mac in an extreme rules match at Hardcore Takeover. With the winner facing either Mike Hawk or Shaz at Clash at the Colosseum. And for all those matches, I want Extraterrestrial banned from ringside, otherwise he's fired! I am better than Mike Hawk. I am better than Shaz. Better than Dingo Mac, Extraterrestrial, and, um, the other one.

The Other One is Ryan Rhodes Motherfucker!

Jim: And now another man involved in this situation, Ryan Rhodes

Howard: ET's made these 2 his targets, but especially Ryan Rhodes, attacking him 2 weeks ago during an interview

Bobby: In my view one of the great Carnage moments

Jim: Agreed

Ryan Rhodes: The other one? I'm Ryan Freakin Rhodes you asshole. I'm the best this company has to offer. I'm not some wimp who goes around saying “Semper Fi!”. I am a wrestler, and a damn good one at that. However Mr. Steele, I do support your idea of the way to get me to Clash at the Colosseum. It is the best way, for me to win. You hear that Bellamy? Make it happen

Jim: *Takes off his headset, and get's given a microphone* Hang on a Second lads. I am the Carnage General Manager, and the best in the world at that. I'm the one that makes the calls. You don't decide how to sort out this situation. I do. So here is the deal. Both of you. OUT OF THE TOURNAMENT. Because Dingo Mac hasn't got a semi finals match, HE'S OUT OF THE TOURNAMENT AS WELL. Mike Hawk against Shaz tonight, will be re-arranged for Clash at the Colosseum, with the winner getting the Carnage Championship.

Ding Ding

Jim: What the hell was that?

Bobby: Howard got a text

Jim: Bloody hell Howard. No personal matters during the show

Howard: It's not that. *Howard leaves the announce table, and goes to a podium, which by coincidence was already there, and speaks into a microphone*

I have received a text message by the EWA Board of Directors. And I Quote “We're sorry Jimmy, but we're overruling you on this one. Shaz and Mike Hawk will be tonight, as advertised. Dingo Mac is not out of the title tournament. Dave Steele and Ryan Rhodes however are. Dingo will receive a bye into the Clash at the Colosseum Carnage Main Event, facing Hawk or Shaz. However, Rhodes and Steele, you will go to C.A.T.C. But it will be in a triple threat match. And the other opponent, will be EXTRA! TERRESTRIAL!”

Bobby: Wow, Big Announcement

Jim: What the fuck are they doing? I'm the general manager! And anyway, Howard, since when did you become Michael Cole?

Howard: Since you appointed me the Play By Play Commentator

Jim: I never appointed you asshole. You were here when I got here, I got placed under a no fire commentators rule.

Bobby: Ha Ha, you're fat and smelly, and you can't fire me

Jim: No, but I can get Mike Hawk to beat the shit out of you, so shut the fuck up.

*Dave and Ryan goes to leave the ring, but ET comes from the rafters, behind them both. He's preparing himself for a double clothesline, but Steele and Rhodes sees it coming, ducks, and delivers rights and lefts to ET's midsection*

Bobby: Finally, these pussies defend themselves

Howard: They're doing more than that, they're dominating ET

Jim: Impressive. For once

*ET is groggy and rests against the ropes, when Steele and Rhodes double clothesline him over the top rope*

Jim: So ET finally shows some human... qualities.

Bobby: But will these 2 be able to co-exist at Clash, it will be there only way to have a chance of winning

*Steele and Rhodes stare at each other, when Rhodes smirks, and goes to leave the ring, but Steele kicks him low, before hitting the Devils Dog Slam Jackhammer Suplex! Steele smirks and screams SEMPER FI! As loud as possible*

Howard: I assume not now

Jim: Well, it's still a good week or so away, so maybe they can sort out their issues backstage

Bobby: They bloody well hope they do, otherwise ET is going to run rampant on their asses

Howard: Unfortunately, I think that will be true. What's next Jimathon

Jim: Well, I am making Mixed Emotions versus Fresh Amirez for Clash at the Colosseum, and tonight, they will be in tag action. Kinda

Bobby: What's that supposed to mean?

Jim: Well, Cody McDerrell is debuting, and will team with Pride, while Eddie Divine will debut, and team with Clyde Amirez

Howard: So I assume we now cut to them all backstage

Jim: Aww, you learnt how EWA works. Cute

*The camera cuts to the back, when Pride and Cody McDerrell appears talking about the match before getting stopped by the camera and someone asking them about their goals.

Pride: Now I know this is odd for you, but Sorrow is really lazy so Cody stepped in since he has some stake in this match also.

*Pride and Cody Hi Five each other

Pride: Now tonight, I get a little revenge on one of the guys that screwed us out of our first match so I will make sure to make it count. You got anything you want to say about our opponents?

Cody: Darn tootin' Ah do! Now tonight Pride an' Ah er gonna kick some ass! Tonight is mah debut, mah first night out in front of the thousands and thousands. Ah've wrestled at house shows and in dark matches, but tonight is mah mainstream debut! Ah'm ready to kick some ass, and make mah pardner P-Ride proud! It's OK if Ah call ya P-Ride ain't it?

Pride: That's no problem with me as long as I can call you Co-D. But tonight is our night to shine and we will show everyone why we are a force to be reckoned with no matter what type of match we are in. So Greece get ready because Co-D is here and he won't stop until he is a world champion.

Cody: Damn right Ah won't! Ah deserve uh shot at the Carnage World Tahtle! Ah'm the best on this here show, an' tonight Ah'll prove it! An' Clyde Ramirez, er, uh... What was it? Ricardo Rodriguez? He shoulda beat Santino! He's much better than 'im, an' he dese- wait... Where wuz Ah goin'? Oh yeah, that Clyde guy, an' 'is pardner, Chris Divine!

*Pride whispers in Cody's ear*

Cody: Wait... What?

Pride: Not Chris, Eddie!

Cody: Who in the blue hell is Eddie Devine? Ah... Ah was all excited cuz Ah thought Chris Divine had come ta EWA, and now Ah find out it's this scalliwag! AH WHUT DUH HAYELL!?!

Pride: I know not much to work with, but a wins a win and this is your first match. By the way Clyde if your brother or someone else wants to get involved then they better watch out because mine watches my back all the time. Now if you'll excuse us we have match to win.

*Pride, and Cody, leave the area, talking to themselves. Eddie Divine reveals himself to be hiding behind a production truck, and appears on camera*

Eddie Divine: It’s time for me to debut here in Athens Greece for Carnage. I’ve got to team with Clyde Amirez to take on a pathetic duo in a low down hillbilly by the name of Cody McDerrel, who I’ll just call low class or hillbilly, and another supposedly star Pride, whoever that is. A tag team debut? Really? I guess it doesn’t matter as I’ll outclass my opponents by far. I’m here to prove that I’m the best there is today at this business, and that includes tag teams as well!! With Clyde by my side, I’ll knock the dirt right off these two losers. What do you say Clyde? Let’s show these guys what class is all about.

*Clyde then walks into the camera's view*

Clyde Amirez: Not only Eddie, will we beat these 2 tonight, but come Clash at the Colosseum, myself and Zack, will disintegrate Pride, and Sorrow

*The 2 heels leave the camera, in the same direction as Cody and Pride, staring where they walked, along the way

Cody feels Angry, Happy and Horny

Jim: So the first debutant, Mr. McDerrell. Accompanied by Pride and Sorrow

Bobby: Cody has debuted in other feds, but tonight, is his EWA debut, so it better be a good 'un

Howard: Wait! He's debuted in other feds!? What about his 90 days no compete clause!

Bobby: It's EWN. You can be in as many feds as you wish

Howard: Fucking EWN cunts

Jim: You are aware, all of our readers, and our bosses, are reading this from EWN?

Howard: I love EWN! EliteWrestlingNews is awesome

Jim: eWrestlingNews

Howard: That's what I said!

The Fresh Divine ones (not Chris)

Bobby: I like the look of everyone coming down now

Jim: Because they're men?

Howard: What does that have to do with anything? All men are fit

Bobby: Could we just throw this man off the titantron

Jim: He's not HOS

Howard: I'm better

Bobby: “I fuking agree you cunts. E-WF invasion”

Jim: LOL

Bobby: Did you just say LOL?

Jim: Yep, I'm down with da kids

Kendrick/Cody London/Pride Nitro/Divine Mercury/Clyde Melina/Zack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZFjt0y2gI4
Ignore anything but the match, and watch until 8:30

Howard: That failed distraction from Zack, allowed Cody McDerrell to hit a Belly To Belly Suplex

Bobby: Blame the damn referee, he allowed Zack to get involved

Jim: Can Clyde rescue it

*Eddie Divine runs in and throws Cody between the top 2 turnbuckles. He then drags Clyde into his corner, gets the tag, goes to Cody, and delivers stomp after stomp to his midsection*

Bobby: Clever...

Howard: Albeit illegal

Bobby:... work their by Eddie on his debut

Jim: Wait a minute, what is Zack giving Clyde?

*The referee reaches a count of 4, when Divine stops the kicking. He stands up Cody, and throws him into Clyde. Clyde just punches Cody, and he falls down*

Bobby: Those good ol' knuckle dusters

Howard: This is cheating!

Jim: Not if you get caught

Bobby: Well this referee must be blind to not see that

*Pride enters the ring, but he just get's punched to. Divine stands Cody up, and hits...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29gyvstXjXE*

Jim: The Natural hits The Natural Stunner

Bobby: Time to cover now

1

2

3

Winners: Eddie Divine & Clyde Amirez w/Zack Amirez

Howard: So victory for the heels, but I suspect we haven't seen the end between these 6

Bobby: Hopefully, that match was a good 'un, and hopefully we can see more of it

Point of Convergence

Episode 11 (Book Antiqua - Size 7)

Theme Song:
Right Here, Right Now - FatBoy Silm
[video=youtube;ub747pprmJ8]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ub747pprmJ8[/video]

*DJ comes out from behind the curtain to a huge pop. He sprints down to the ring, which already has the regular PoC set, set up. There is 2 seets there, with a stool in the middle for DJ to sit on.*

Bobby: What the fuck is going on

Howard: It's Point of Convergence! Starring Donatello Jackson.

Jim: I booked DJ for this week's show. Did I forget to tell you? Sorry

Howard: Who is his guest?

Jim: Your guess is a good as mine

DJ: Holy fuck! I'm actually on 1 of the shows?! This is like a first! So hello Carnage! *big pop, he apparently is quite popular* Welcome to a very special POC. As this is the very first live show that'll be done in the ring! *pop, poppity pop pop pop*

Episode 11 is going to have 2 very special guests who I'd like to interview at the same time!

So without further a do! Please welcome my first guest, a man who I've already interviewed once before. Jacob Cass!

Cass

*Cass comes to the ring and high 5's fat people, children, etc. and picks up a mic that's on the chair on the far right and sits down. His pop doubles DJs cheering*

Cass: Really great to be back on here. Still love the show. Glad that super hero dude beat the shit out of the whiney bunch.

DJ: Good to be back! My second guest is none #other than the current HWA Adrenaline Champion and overall feared Portuguese legend. Carlos Alberto Ramon!

The Love Child of Scot Hall and Alberto Del Rio

*Carlos Alberto Ramon's music hits the stage and the crowd explode into life with boo's and jeer's as the Portuguese superstar stands at the top of the stage.. Ramon is missing his cocky grin and swagger and it's replaced with an expression of anger as he makes his way down too the ring with a mic in hand.*

CAR: Obrigado! Obrigado amigo! Thank you for the nice welcome.. but can we please skip all the nice chit chat and just get on with the show.. We all know why me and Cass are both out here! Cass is here because he has been the fly that just keep's buzzing around me.. refusing too go away! I'm out here.. too boost the ratings and warn that bichano that I'm not playing games anymore..

*The crowd boo Ramon's every word*

CAR: Now lets get on with it chico!

DJ: Err...Yeah weel thanks for both coming. I know you have had your differences.

So the first question to both of you. What do you think you'll both be doing in a years time from now?

Cass: Ah, I've given this a bit of thinking actually. I believe I--

CAR: I will tell you what I should be doing! In a year's time I should be headlining for this company! I should be a multi-time champion! I should be basically doing.. what I should be doing now! Instead I'm made too appear on this joke of a show.. I'm forced too feud with someone who is not even in the same league as me! And I'm being held back.. If it was not for the impressive salary I'm getting chico.. I would have already left.

Howard: Jim, you're a douche if you pay him an impressive salary

Jim: Shut up twat and watch

DJ: So explain what happened last week?

Cass: Simple, I sent this man a message! He can babble on about anything he wants, I'm here for the fans to win the #1 contendership regardless of who is the first champi--

CAR: I'M HERE FOR THE FANS! I love these guys.. I don't drink, I don't smoke.. I was good for my parents, I loved school! *Ramon laughs* Is this really who you wan't too see as a champion? Someone with no charisma, no talent and no in-ring ability!

*The crowd start too chant for Cass*

Bobby: Don't drink? He's not a Ramon

CAR: You bichano's are all louco! Why would you wan't him.. when you could have me as champion! Look at me.. Just look at me!

*Ramon points too his body!*

CAR: I'm a born champion! I have the look.. I have the charisma, and I have the in-ring ability! It will be only a matter of time before I am the Carnage champion!

DJ: I see. Confidence is good to have at least. How about this then. What do you guys think about each other truthfully?

Cass: Over-confident, selfish, self-absorbed and soon to be proven overrated. Ramon in a nutshell.

CAR: Good question! What do I think about Cass...

*Ramon think's about it for a while before answering*

CAR: I got it! He's the total opposite of me... and that's never a good thing! He's bland and boring simple as that.. one more thing!

*Ramon drops the mic and hits the Money Maker out of nowhere as the crowd erupt with boo's and jeer's! Ramon then stares at DJ before turning his eyes to Cass. Cass slowly get's down on his knees, making sure Ramon won't try a sneak attack, and slowly checks on DJ, as we go into a commercial*

*The camera cuts to a television on the floor playing a match between two unknown performers, then slowly goes up to a hand that is placed on top of the television, then slowly up the arm to the mans face*

My name is Darius, and I am going to reinforce the statement I made last week. The EWA is filled with a bunch of mindless, steroid ridden buffoons, and it makes me sick to my stomach. Most of the guys in there who call themselves champions or contenders are nothing but flukes and screw ups.

*He reaches down and changes the channel to footage of him during his last match, punting his opponent in the skull and ending his career*

The last fool that thought he was better than me ... Well ... He had an early retirement.

*Darius starts laughing as the footage cuts to the television, showing the unconscious man Darius had punted being carried out on a stretcher. Darius then backs away from the television, charges it, and punts the screen with full force, putting his boot right through the back of it*

I'm coming for you fools ... Be prepared! *Darius laughs as the camera fades to black*

<<Commercial>>

[url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWP-z4O8DdoIt's Heskey Time[/url]

Howard: And now, the 2nd Weapon of Choice Match-up, Ivanhoe Heskey faces Dingo Mac

Bobby: As Elfreida Frewin announced earlier, Heskey will get hit by the Crocodile Strike

Jim: I wouldn't bet on it, but I bloody well hope so. We need Dingo at his best, so when Mike Hawk...

Howard: Or Shaz

Jim: Shut up. When Mike Hawk faces Dingo at Clash at the Colosseum, there are no excuses.

Bobby: Couldn't have worded it better myself Jim

Jim: Thank you Bobby, and on that note, I'm leaving you. I need to discuss some Shiz with Mayhem backstage

Howard: So fuck off then twat

Jim: You're a douche. Bye unintelligent Carnage audience, I may be able to make an astounded appearance later on.

AussieLAD

Howard: So now here comes Dingo Mac, the man guaranteed to go to Clash at the Colosseum, to face either Mike Hawk or Shaz

Bobby: And you got to wonder, with these 2 being friends, along with their huge matches coming up, will he give it 100%

Howard: Well, it will tell how much they value the fan support, and if they want to test themselves before their matches at Clash

Bobby: Only time will tell

Christian/Dingo Punk/Heskey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMJtZBLuf8E
Ignore entrances and watch until 10:30

Howard: Great diving clothesline there by Heskey

Bobby: I can't believe Heskey can jump that high

Howard: He's the Black Maradona. If you saw the Hand of God, you know Maradona can jump high

Bobby: He's more the Black Torres then the Black Maradona

*Heskey rebounds against the ropes, and goes for a leg drop, but Mac rolls away. They both get to the feet, and starts trading punches

Mac
Heskey
Mac
Heskey
Heskey
Heskey
Mac
Mac
Mac
Heskey
Mac
Mac
Heskey
Mac
Heskey
Heskey

Heskey goes for a kick to the midsection, and hits it, when Amadeus and Elfreida Frewin comes out*

Howard: What are they doing out here?

Bobby: Giddy's faut

Howard: I 100% agree. And he smells

Bobby: Partly SG's fault

Howard: Nah, he's a mod, he'll infract ya ass

*Amadeus runs into the ring, and sees Mac, and just delivers an uppercut to him. As the bell rings, Frewin turns to Heskey, and starts delivering punch after punch to the face*

Winner via DQ: Dingo Mac

Howard: What? Why did he attack Mac

Bobby: To guarantee Heskey will lose. Like a Loser. LOSER! LOSER!

Howard: I honestly have no idea why we call Mike Muir, John Cena

Bobby: Because we can't see him. We commentate on the wrong show

*Frewin continues to slaughter Heskey, punch after punch for a good 30 seconds. Eventually, Dingo Mac rises to his feet, and delivers a double axe handle to the back of Frewin. Frewin continues to punch Heskey, so he does it again, and again, until Frewin is forced to stop punching Heskey*

Bobby: Shit's going down now

*Mac eventually starts stomping a mudhole in Frewin, until eventually stopping. He claps his hand in Rhythm, to a similar way Christian does, until Frewin gets to his feet. Mac rebounds against the ropes, and at the same time as Heskey hit's a chop block, Mac hits the Crocodile Strike Spear!*

Howard: That's how you send a messsage to either Hawk or Shaz

Bobby: Or Frewin, a huge talent, but Mac just annihilated him.

Howard: With the help of Ivanhoe, albeit small

*Heskey reaches his feet, and extends his arm, which Mac gladly shakes. Heskey makes his way backstage. Dingo goes to join him, but instead stops, and takes a seat near commentary

Bobby: Dingo? What are you doing

Dingo: I have no interest in speaking to you. I am merely here to observe my challenger for Clash at the Colosseum. But hey Howard

Howard: Hey my friend from the other side of the English Earth

Dingo: How is the Earth English? We're in Greece you cunt

Howard: And? Let's just go here from Mike Hawk

*Hawk and Bellamy walk up to the camera backstage laughing and cheering. Hawk gets serious and takes off his glasses before he speaks

Hawk: Carnage rejoice because I am back and better than ever!!!

*Hawk spreads his arms out to bask in the light with Bellamy clapping and forcing everyone around to cheer.

Hawk: Now the fact that there is a tournament for the title is ridiculus. One because I beat 4 of the toughest guys on the roster in the Carnage's first PPV match and put on the best match on the card might I add. When people think of this show they think of me, a winner, a star, the most exciting thing they have ever seen. That is why I am the face of the show, because I am everything the fans want in a hero. I mean men want to be me, women want to sleep with me, and kids write papers about me when they get the "what I want to be when I grow up" paper. The guys in the back look at my matches when they want to learn how to be a champion. That is why I am the face of the show and the guy that draws the money in.

*Bellamy holds up the new Mike Hawk t-shirt with the Blog Wars logo on the sleeves

Hawk: Now Greece has a myth that is similar to me called Pandora's box. If that box is open, then the world will be plagued in Mayhem. Well tonight, that box will open in the ring and Shaz will see why facing Mayhem is such a frightening task.

*Hawk walks off yelling I AM NUMBER 1!

The Edge Wannabe

Bobby: Wait a minute? Edge Wannabe? What are you on Ben?

Ben: I ain't on anything you cunt. Edge was a world champion, Hawk wants to be one, Edge was... “friends” with the General Manager, as is Hawk

Howard: Are you implying that Hawk and Bellamy are lovers?

Ben: No, but they are friends.

Howard: And you're “friends” with eyehatecena

Ben:... yeah. What's your point?

Iva Hardy: Hello guys! I am here once again joined by the 'Best in the World' Shaz!

Hardy: Shaz, last week on Carnage you defeated Smoggie. Causing him to go mental, your thoughts?

Shaz: Smoggie's just a sore loser trying to get attention after I defeated him. It's not my fault I caused that maniac to go ape shit. I proved that I am better than him in all the good ways! And he has to sort himself out, cause he's a disgrace to the EWA!

Hardy: Shaz, why do you think you're the 'Best in the World' at what you do?

Shaz: What the fuck do you mean 'Why do I think I'm the Best in the World at what I do?'! I am the best because I dominate everyone put in front of me! I am the best because I can make these stupid fools boo the hell out of me! I am the best because I think that these fools should rot in hell! You get me?!


Hardy: Isn't that quote taken by Chris Jericho and CM Punk, wrestlers from the WWE?

Shaz: Listen Hardy, you really need to shut that bitchy mouth of yours. I can't stand your guts! You are the definition of the biggest slapper, slut and slag in the world. Yes the quote is taken by Jericho and CM Punk, but those fools don't think when they say it. They just think that they're the Best in the World in terms of honours! I think I am the Best in the World..Because I just am! I was born it! And I am it! They are using and disrespecting the quote, whereas I am giving the quote more prestige than Smoogie's stupidity!

Hardy: Ok, anything extra you want to add?

Shaz: Tonight on Carnage, I will defeat Mike Hawk. And I will go on to face Dingo Mac at the Clash of Colosseum! And then I will win the EWA Carnage Champion! Because I am the Legend Of All Legends! The Rapid King! The Best in the World at what I do! And there is nothing! And I mean NOTHING! That can take that away from me!

Shaz is coming

Howard: So here comes the underdog.

Bobby: Wait a minute! It's a heel versus heel match for our main event. YES! YES! YES!

Howard: Oh Crap. We know this match is going to be shit now

Dingo: I wouldn't call it shit, but I expect a heelish victory

Bobby: But only time will tell. This is my wet dream

Howard: 2 half naked bad boys, wrestling?

Bobby: Yep

Christian/Hawk Sheamus/Shaz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AKT8E2TRIw
Ignore Entrances and watch until 8:30

Bobby: Hawk by in the turnbuckle

Howard: Can Shaz take the advantage?

*Or Will this Music Distract Him*

Bobby: I'll probably go for the latter

Howard: Last week Shaz beat Smoggie, through no fault of our own

Bobby: True, but where the hell the hell is Smoggie?

Howard: And will he have Will I Am with him?

*Shaz stares up the ramp, but no one comes down. Mike Hawk slowly gets to his feet, and notices Shaz distracted. He grabs the waist of Shaz, and hit's a German Suplex. He rolls around, and does it again, and again*

Dingo: So now Hawk has the advantage. Can he use it?

Howard: With Jim Bellamy at ringside, it will be hard to argue not to

Bobby: This match is awesome!

Howard: It's Shit! Heel vs Heel, are always Shit!

*Shaz is on his back, nursing his injuries, but a running senton makes him scream out in pain. A leg drop doesn't help his pain, and Hawk going to the top rope probably won't either*

Dingo: I know what's coming now

Howard: I think we all do. Hawk has popularized this move in recent weeks

Bobby: And now, Shaz will be the latest sufferer to it

Howard: It's time for the Pheonix Splash!

*And it hits! Hawk covers

1

2

3*

Winner: Mike Hawk w/Jim Bellamy

Howard: So now it's official. Hawk vs Dingo at Clash at the Colosseum, for the Carnage Championship

Bobby: Can Dingo, you claim the victory

Dingo: Not only can I mate, but I will

*Smoggie suddenly emerges from behind the curtain, with Will I Am in tow. Will just repeats to Smog, “Smog old Stunner, Smog old Stunner” and as if by magic, Smoggie stands Shaz up, and hits him with that*

Dingo: The Smog...

Bobby: Old...

Howard: Stunner?

Bobby: Awesome name

Howard: Why's Hawk and Bellamy coming over here

Dingo: I'll get rid of them.

*Dingo goes over to Hawk, and begins putting rights and lefts into Hawk's midsection. Hawk eventually realizes what's happening, and he returns the favour*

Howard: Come on Dingo

Bobby: Come on Hawk

*Dingo get's the upperhand, but that is quickly halted, when Bellamy get's involved, and punches Dingo 8 inches lower than where Hawk was punching*

Howard: How is it legal, that our general managers are allowed to get physically involved in the match-ups

Bobby: Because he's the motherfucking boss

Howard: It doesn't make it right still

*Hawk notices what's Bellamy's done, and just says “Like a Boss”, then high 5's Bellamy. He notices Dingo on his knee's, and done what any man will do to their opponent in approximately a weeks time, and hits Dingo with a Mayhem (Canadian) Destroyer!*

Bobby: Awesome! This is entertainment, best Carnage so far

Howard: Great in turns of quality, but that ending ruined the show, Dingo could have a concussion

Bobby: But that's a good thing. Night everyone