PAIN!!!!!!! episode 5

Just to let you know, that it was Tobias who attacked Muir under orders from Horus but Muir will keep thinking it's Wells until after CatC

Robareid escribió:Just to let you know, that it was Tobias who attacked Muir under orders from Horus but Muir will keep thinking it's Wells until after CatC

Well yeah, I knew it was Tobias, just did not know the over all plans

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so is the card ok? changes, addidtions?

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so is the card ok? changes, addidtions?

Bumping again- and yes I did just quote myself

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eyehatecena escribió:Bump


so is the card ok? changes, addidtions?

Bumping again- and yes I did just quote myself

Bumping again

Sorry, I'm now back, took a hiatus to study for exams because if I'm on here I really get nothing done so decided I'd take two days completely away.

I'll finalise PAIN! just as soon as I've done Fury

bumppppp


I wrote up two matches just to have something to do

Hot v Blaze

and

Barbie v Bertha

But I can hold them off or even change them up

Here we go

- Raden Blain in-ring victory promo
- Wells defeats Silva- Luc Ledesma comes to ringside, distracting Silva
- Wells in-ring promo
- Wells & Muir in ring segment
- Horus Black promo making the main event, Raden Blain vs. Mike Muir for the World title
- Horus Black announces an eight man tournament to crown the first ever PAIN! TV Champion. First round matchups are: (This week) Harry Richards vs. Johnny Hot, Gaileo vs. Paco Torres, (next week) Ryku O’Ryan vs. Destruction, Alpha Romao vs. El Enigmo
- F.A.N. backstage promo regarding the title tournament
- Gaileo in-ring prematch promo
- Gaileo defeats Paco Torres clean
- Holy Jose comes out to the ring and calls out Blaze Xedir
- Blaze Xedir comes out and they have a back and forth
- Holy Jose challenges Blaze to a rematch which he accepts
- Horus Black comes out onto the ramp and says they aren't going to blow a high profile match like that on free TV, it'll happen at Clash at the Collessium
- Jose then blindsides Blaze and attacks him until security pulls him off
- Johnny Hot in ring prematch promo
- Harry Richards defeats Johnny Hot when Taco Torres pushes Johnny’s rollup with tights over so that Harry gets the pin
- Bertha Ray attacks Faith Leflur backstage- Barbie Panzer makes the save and challenges her to a match later in show
- Barbie defeats Bertha Ray via sharpshooter
- Raden Blain vs. Mike Muir for the title ends when Tobias Alexander attacks Muir when Muir gets the upper hand

Don't scrap your Hot vs. Xedir matchup, we'll save it for next week.

In fact a lot of the storylines we'll run with next week, its just that the TV title tournament got in the way this week

For next episode

Johnny Hot v Blaze Xedir- Hot wins when HolyJose comes out, the ref is down, HJ knocks Blaze out with a chair, Taco rushes out to help, jumps up on ring apron- Hot knocks him off. Hot covers for the win when ref comes to

HJ inring promo, challenges anyone to match

Paco comes out, accepts

HJ defeats Paco Torres

Robareid escribió:Don't scrap your Hot vs. Xedir matchup, we'll save it for next week.

In fact a lot of the storylines we'll run with next week, its just that the TV title tournament got in the way this week

I'll just rewrite the Hot/Xedir match for next week as I alterted it into the Hot/Richards match- I mainly just changed the ending- so it will not be too hard to redo

EWA OFFICIAL THEME SONG- I’m a Gun- Shotgun Messiah
Pyro goes off and PAIN! Logo is on the eTron *Crowd is pumped up


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3ll45p5Ors
video by pau
PAIN! Episode 5


Harry Esel: Welcome back to another addition of EWA PAIN! I am Harry Esel and this is my fellow commentator Carter Davis. We are live from Palais Omnisports de Paris-Bercy, it’s a beautiful indoor sports arena in one of the most romantic cities in the world- Paris, France. We are also a few days removed from our second PPV here in EWA- Untamed Khaos. PAIN! now has its first World Heavyweight Champion in Raden Blain. Carter, you called it.

Carter Davis: And I couldn’t be happier, Mike Muir never made it to the match, Ha Ha!- Good Times! Good Times Indeed!

Harry: Truth be told- the only reason Muir never made it was because someone took him out.

Carter: From what I saw, I believe it had to be Ryan Wells. We have not seen him in quite awhile here in EWA and he magically shows up in London, probably paid someone to take Muir out, then steals his spot, while still showing concern for his friend. Genius! A fucking genius I say. Ryan Wells is my third favourite wrestler behind Raden Blain and HolyJose.

Harry: Ryan Wells is not behind this- he is all about the fans- he fights with honour.

Carter: We will see, all I know is I got a hard on watching Mike Muir getting the shit beat out of him. I also got a hard on watching Rob Rage lose to Alex Kidd, when HolyJose debuted, when Barbie came out to the ring with her two brothers and when Raden came out- all during his match and when he won the title, I blew my load

Harry: Too much information Carter. Speaking of HolyJose- it was great seeing that he signed with EWA, and even though he lost to Blaze Xedir- he impressed the hell out of me- that match was Match of the Year quality.

Carter: I agree- I underestimated that Blaze and I think HolyJose did too- it won’t happen again. It was also nice to see HolyJose along with Azreal both stick by their brother Michael. I mean I love Hanz Gruber- a lot- but just seeing HolyJose twice in one night- I was in heaven.

Harry: By the way, where did you take off after Untamed Khaos?

Carter: Well I planned on following Raden Blain, but I got on the wrong plane. Somehow I wound up in Tiawan, I went blank for awhile. I woke up in a whore house to find I had a scar on my chest. I went to the doctor and found out a kidney had been removed and my surgery I had last year had gotten reversed.

Harry: So you mean you have both….

Carter: Yes. I am so confused now, but at the same time, I am happy.

Harry: Understandable- well our first PAIN! World Champion is here tonight and has something to say- in fact, here he comes.

Raden Blain- PAIN! World Champ!

Raden Blain: PROMO

Carter: Ah, my man Blain- blah blah blah- will add more later

Harry: Well lets get on with some ring action- our first match of the night is the returning Ryan wells whole will be taking on Silva.

The Freak is back!

Harry: Finally the Freak has come back to EWA!

Carter: Trying to sound like the Rock are we?

Harry: Well I tried, anyways it is great to see him back

Carter: Yep, and look at him

Da weird guy- Silva

Carter: Well Silva went down in defeat to Harry Richards at Untamed Khaos in a thrilling match- lets see if it has affected his performance tonight

Harry: I doubt it- Silva always bounces back

Ryan Wells versus Silva
Wells/Brock……Silva/Cena
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDqi83Lh388

*Start watching @6:00- ignore entrances, Cena rap and Brock bleeding- stop watching @12:48

*Silva is now on the top turnbuckle(if you watched the video)- Just as he is about to jump onto Wells, Luc Ledesma makes his way to ringside. While Silva is yelling at Luc, Ryan gets to his feet and pulls Silva down and goes for the pin.

Carter: Wow, Ryan has it won now

One

Two

Kickout by Silva

Harry: Just in the nick of time

*Wells grabs Silva’s arm, pulling him up- he then whips him into the corner. Wells follows that up with a big splash to Silva in the corner. Silva is dazed, Well then sets him up for the “Freak Attack”- then rolls him up for the pin.

Carter: Wow, its over now- Silva got distracted, but man oh man- I am so glad Ryan is back- just look at those muscles

One

Two

Three

Winner- Ryan Wells

Harry: And a big win by Wells- I think that Luc is getting into Silva’s head too- he was distracted way to easily- not like Silva, not like him in any way

Carter: Mmmmm, just look at Ryan

*Ryan asks for and receives a mic

Ryan: PROMO

*Harry Richards makes his way out to the ring accompanied by both Taco and Paco Torrres to some massive cheers from the Stockholm crowd

Harry: Been awhile since I’ve seen these guys together- they had been pretty busy in their own feuds. But it seems they have moved on.

Carter: Well Richards finally beat Silva once and for all- while the Torres, I think they just got tired of all the beatdowns by Alpha and Destruction

And here comes Johnny!

Carter: I gotta say, Johnny Hot makes me hot

Harry: What?

Carter: His wrestling style, his atitude, his shorts


Harry Richards versus Johnny Hot
Harry/Eddie aka Black Tiger II……….Hot/Beniot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3Yq7CobGBM

*stop watching @ 7:37, Richards dives on Hot outside the ring

*Hot is down, Richards gets back in the ring to avoid a countout. Hot is slow to get to his feet- the ref starts counting him out

Harry: Pretty even match so far until Harry dived on Hot

One

Two

Three

Four

*Johnny Hot gets to the ring apron and slides into the ring, Richards immediately rushes at him but Johnny Hot slides back out the ring, walks around a bit. Richards goes to try to get out the ring and go after Hot, but the ref holds him back. Hot takes his time getting back in the ring, mouthing off to the crowd. Richards and Hot finally hook up in the middle of the ring, Richards has him in an arm bar and hits Hot with a few quick knees to the gut. Richards then Irish Whips Hot into the ropes, as Hot bounces of the ropes, he hits Richards with a kick to the chest, knocking Richards into the ref. The ref is out, but Richards gets back up and tackles Hot. Richards is on top of Hot pummeling him with rights and lefts.

Carter: Come on Hot!

Harry: Harry is on fire

*Hot reaches for the ropes, and pulls himself under them- causing the ref to pull Richards off of Hot.. Johnny then exits the ring yet again to catch a breath- walking around the ring he walks right up to Taco Torres and spits in his face, then quickly gets back in the ring. Taco is trying his best to get in the ring but is being held back by his brother Paco. Johnny and Harry lock up in the middle of the ring yet again, Harry hits Johnny with a few stiff punches to the gut, Johnny reaches up and rakes Harry’s eyes. He then rolls up Harry for the pin- with a hand full of tights for added leverage

Carter: Man that kid has a fine ass, its not hairy at all

Harry: What?

Carter: Um nevermind

One

Two

*Paco jumps on the ring apron breaking the count, then jumps down when the ref gets in his face. While that is going on, Taco Torres reaches in the ring, pushing Hot’s pin over so Richards is on top. Richards quickly hooks Hot’s legs, calls for the ref.

One

Two

Three

Winner: Harry Richards

*Paco and Taco enter the ring and celebrate the win with Harry- Johnny Hot gets up, and leans up in the corner- he is beyond pissed. Harry exits the ring, followed by Paco. As Taco is leaving the ring, Johnny Hot rushes at him, hitting him so hard Taco goes flying into the guard rails by the fans. Johnny Hot quickly exits the ring on the opposite side of the ring and runs through the crowd.

Carter: Well it looks like the Torres will always be punching bags

Harry: That was uncalled for.

Carter: Well Harry’s win was not clean- he had to cheat to win.

Harry: Well Johnny Hot cheated first

Carter: So what.

Harry: Wait a minute- I am getting word from one of our camera men that there is a scuffle in the back. Chucky, you there?

Chucky: Yeah bro, check this out homie- some bitches fighting- its hot

*Chucky, in the hallway backstage, pans the camera over at some unknown woman beating the shit out of PAIN! interviewer Faith Leflur. The woman rips off Faiths shirt and starts chocking her with it.

Bertha Ray: I fuckin hate yur kind bitch. Ya think ya can git by on yur purty looks- well think again mutha fucka. I’ll make ya one ugly ass mutha fucka if its ta last thing I do bitch

*Barbie Panzer, Mike Muir, Ryku O’Ryan and a member of security are walking down the hallway and rush to see what is going on. Barbie immediately rushes at Bertha, knocking her away from her friend Faith. Bertha pushes Barbie off of her, knocking her to the ground and goes to kick her in the crouch when the security guy pulls her away. Mike Muir helps Barbie up, but has to hold her back. Ryku is checking on Faith. He takes his shirt off and gives it to Faith to wear

Barbie: Look bitch, I don’t know who the fuck you are, but nobody messes with my friends. You want to fight someone? How about we take this out to the ring- right fucking now.

Bertha: Bring it on whore!

Barbie: Fuck you trailer trash * Barbie breaks lose and lands a hard right to Bertha’s face*

*Muir gets hold of Barbie again, holding her back once again*

Muir: Save it for the ring Barbs

*Bertha spits on Muir, and the security member hauls Bertha off*

Barbie: You bitch!

Bertha: *having to scream as she is halfway down the hall now* Bring ya skanky ass to ma ring whore, I’ll do da same to ya as I just did to ya whore friend and tell ya boyfriend to meet ma in ma locker room later, I’ll let him fuck ma up ma ass. The other fella can be next

Barbie: FUCK YOU! I’ll kill you!

Muir: I sure hope so. You want me out there for you?

Barbie: No sweetie, you have a match yourself that you have to get ready for. But thank you. Love you.

Muir: And I love you too,. I’ll be…

Faith: *laughing*, Guys get a room

Barbie: Ha ha! You ok honey?

Faith: Am now thanks to you guys- I don’t know what the hell that girls problem was. I was just minding my own business when she jumped me. I didn’t even have a chance to fight back

Barbie: Speaking of fighting back- don’t forget your training tomorrow night

Faith: I appreciate all the time you, your brothers and Mike are taking with me. I hope one day to at least be a great as you in the ring. And hey, good luck out there.

Barbie: Thank you, well let me get out there *She gives Faith a hug, then kisses Muir, gives Ryku a tap on his back and heads out to the ring

Ryku: Mike, go get ready for your match fella. I’ll take the lady for some help

Muir: Alright man

*Muir heads off to his locker room and Ryku heads off with Faith to a in house doctor*

Harry: Thanks Chucky- well it looks like we have an extra match tonight- a first for EWA- a woman’s match.

*Barbie Panzer walks out to the ring to a pretty good pop. She is wearing an official Mike Muir EWA T shirt and a short skirt with I Heart Mike on the front lower right corner. She stops by some fans to sign some autographs- she then enters the ring- Velvet Sky style.*

Carter: Ah, ah, ah, ah. Oh God!

Harry: What are you doing Carter?

Carter: Nothing!

*Bertha Ray walks out to the ring to massive boos. She is wearing camo shorts and a camo top(think ODB). She is also chewing tobacco- before she gets in the ring, she steals a drink from a fan, tosses the contents onto the fan and takes the cup with her into the ring. Bertha gets in the ring and spits the rest of the tobacco in the cup and places it on the top step of the corner she just entered*

Carter: Oddly enough, she turns me on too, not sure if it was because she beat the shit out of Faith or the thrill of seeing her beat the shit out of Barbie. Barbie deserves payback for superkicking me on the last PAIN!

Harry: Its called Chick Kick

Barbie Panzer versus Bertha Ray
Barbie Panzer/Trish…….Bertha Ray/Jazz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9b890trCsqo
*ignore entrances, Dudleys, Teddy Long and title- Chick kick by Barbie*

Harry: Not enough power behind that Chick Kick, I think Barbie kind of rushed it

Carter: Yeah, she would have had it won right there. So far this match has been pretty much back and forth

*Bertha kicks Barbie in the gut, knocking the wind out of her- Bertha then pushes her down to the mat, jumps on her and starts slapping the shit out of her face and starts to scream-

Bertha: Your looks won’t help ya tonight bitch. I gonna beat ya fucking ass so bad your cunt of a boyfriend won’t even wanna fuck ya without putting a sack on ya ugly mug.

*Bertha then pulls up Barbie by her hair and knees her in the gut a few more times- knocking the wind out her yet again. Bertha then knells down on one knee then throws Barbie over her other knee. Bertha then lifts up Barbie’s skirt revealing her panties. Bertha pulls them down too, then starts slapping Barbie on her ass so hard, its bringing tears to Barbie’s eyes and you can now see the imprint of Bertha’s hand on Barbie’s ass.*

Carter: I don’t think Muir is going to want to tap that ass tonight.

*Bertha then shoves Barbie off her knee and goes for the pin.*

One

Two

*Kickout at the last second by Barbie, and she quickly pulls her panties up*

Harry: Wow, just in time

*Bertha gets up and in the refs face, arguing that it was a slow count. Barbie, still on the mat, behind Bertha, reaches up and rolls Bertha up for the pin*

Harry: Quick thinking

One

Two

*Kickout by Bertha*

Carter: You go girl!

*Both women get to their feet and Bertha is pissed. They both start trading punches*

Bertha

Barbie

Bertha

Barbie

Bertha

*The ref tries to stop them by getting in between them but is shoved out the way by Bertha- while Bertha was doing that, Barbie connected with a hard right to Bertha’s face, knocking her to the mat, hitting the rope on the way down. Bertha starts crawling to the corner she enter the ring- while she is doing that Barbie tries to rush at Bertha but is held back by the ref. Bertha reaches out on the top step right outside of the ring and grabs her cup of spit out tobacco. Bertha then gets to her feet and Bertha is bleeding from her forehead from hitting the rope, and she is hiding the cup behind her. The ref goes to check to see if she is ok to continue*

Bertha: Hell yeah mothu fuka, Let meh pruv it

*Bertha then grabs the ref’s crouch and gives him a big sloppy kiss and lets him go. The ref drops to the mat in disgust. Barbie starts to rush at her but Bertha throws the cup of tobacco in her face- temporarily blinding her. While Barbie is trying to wipe the crap out her eyes, Bertha hits Barbie from behind in the back of the head causing her to fall into the corner. Bertha then grabs Barbie up by the back of her skirt so hard, it rips off. Barbie is left in just her shirt and panties. The ref is now up but is just staring at Barbie’s ass*

Carter: YESSSSSS!

Harry: Oh my God, I wish I was a ref instead of calling the action now

*Barbie is still down in the corner and Bertha decides to walk around the ring with Barbie’s skirt- waving it around, then dropping it to the mat and spitting on it. Mike Muir starts walking down the ramp to the ring. Bertha goes to the ropes and starts spitting at him, Bertha turns around to go beat on Barbie some more- but eats a Chick Kick from her. Barbie rolls Bertha up for the pin.*

One

Two

Kickout by Bertha

Harry: I really thought that was it

*Barbie quickly gets up, turns Bertha over and clamps on a Sharpshooter. After about 30 seconds, Bertha taps out*

Carter: Wow, just look at that fine ass, a thing of beauty

Winner: Barbie Panzer by submission

Carter: Mike Muir caused Bertha to lose!

Harry: He did nothing but walk out.

*Barbie immediately rolls out of the ring to Mike Muir. Muir takes off his jacket and gives it to Barbie who wraps it around her waist. Muir raises Barbie’s hand in victory, they kiss and head backstage to massive cheers *

Harry: Well as we just heard- a tournament for a brand new title on PAIN! starts tonight- the TV Title. Let’s hear from some of the guys that are in the running for it- so I'm sending it to the back to Faith who is interviewing F.A.N- Harry Richards, Paco and Taco Torres.

Faith: Thanks Harry, two of you guys are taking part in the tournament for a brand new title. Harry, you are taking on the debuting Johnny Hot. Paco you are taking on Gaileo. Taco I have no idea what you are doing back here.

Taco: I have a match tonight too

Faith: No you don't- so please be quiet, or go away.

Harry: Well said

Paco: I have a match though.

Faith: Yes you do, against Gaileo- with the winner moving on to the next round in the tournament.

Paco: What does round mean?

Harry: *sighs and shakes head*

Faith: Ok, you win tonight; you take on the winner of another match- and so on. It’s for the new PAIN! TV Title. Anyways, you are taking on Gaileo- what are your thoughts?

Paco: So I will win a TV?

Faith: No, a title that you will defend on TV- hence the name TV Title. What do you have to say about your match though? The one you are having with Gaileo.

Paco: Well I plan on winning it. I need another TV

Faith: TV TITLE! TV TITLE!

Paco and Taco: TV TITLE! TV TITLE! TV TITLE! TV TITLE! TV TITLE! TV TITLE!

Faith: Please shut up

Harry: Sometimes I really wonder why I hang around with you guys…

*Paco and Taco stop their chanting*

Faith: Ok, Harry- first it’s nice to see you have recovered- and great showing at Untamed Khaos- congrats on winning against Silva- that guy gives me the creeps. Anyways, tonight you get the honour of taking part in a tournament for a brand new title here on PAIN! You are taking on a debuting Johnny Hot- who is taking HWA by storm. He was also formally on Carnage. What are your thoughts?

Harry: Well, there’s no doubt he’s good, he’s proved that both in HWA and over on Carnage, and quite frankly it’s going to be a challenge. We’ve never actually faced off despite both being in HWA and EWA, so what I’m waiting to find out is exactly how good he is. Because I know how good I am, I’m the best high flyer to ever come out of the UK, period. I’m good, get over it, and I’ll give it to him, so is he. I know I’m going to have to bring it against him to pick up the win and advance, but you know what, if he’s going to bring it to beat me too.

Faith: And say you do advance by beating Hot, and Paco wins his match you’ll be facing your F.A.N. teammate in the next round. How would you feel about that?

Harry: *smirks* That’s kind of a big if. I mean, IF Paco wins… Hardly likely is it?

Paco: Hey amigo, that’s no nice!

Harry: Oh come on

Taco: Paco could win, he’s a luchadore extraordinaire!

Harry: You remember what happened last time one of you two stepped in the ring with Gaileo?

Paco: Err…

Taco: Nope, I no remember that

Harry: That’s because he put you to sleep-

Paco: Oh that was nice of him; I often have the problem with the sleep

Taco: I’m tired now bro. Let’s go, do this match then we can have the sleep

*With that Fuegos Artificiales walk off to the left*

Faith: Wrong way guys…

*They walk past in front of the camera walking the other way*

Harry: *Shakes his head* Never a dull moment… I guess I better follow them. Stay cool

Harry holds up his fist and after a second of confusion Faith reluctantly bumps it with her own, and Harry walks off after the Torres brothers

Harry: Now for our next match of the…

*HolyJose walks out to a chorus of boos*

Harry: What the hell is he doing here?

Carter: I don’t know, but I am oh so glad to see him

HolyJose: Hold the fuck up! I debuted at Untamed Khaos to prove I am the best damn wrestler in the business and while I beat two nobodies another nobody decides to come out and beat a man who is already exhausted!? No no way no how. I have won multiple championships and recently the top star over at JBW Mayhem I am the best this business has to offer and some guy named Blaze wants to get involved. Why don't you go back to smoking that joint. I'm a true athlete who doesn't need drugs. So Blaze get your ass out here so I can hand your ass over to you on a silver platter!

*Blaze Xedir makes his way out to the ring to massive cheers- he grabs a mic and jumps in the ring

Blaze: Listen amigo. I beat you fair and square in the ring. I can do it again and again. Who did you beat right before me? JJJ and Jackie Walkon? They are nobies- you finished them off in less than 3 minutes- total. I know because I was watching in the back. You didn’t even break a sweat. And I saw you laugh at me when I came out. I may be a lot smaller than you, but I back away from no one. And face it, you underestimated me. That, along with my talent is why I beat you at Untamed Khaos. I’ll beat your ass over and over if given the chance

HolyJose: Yeah, keep dreaming little man. You want a chance? Lets do it, right here, right now.

Blaze: You’re on

HORUS BLACK COMES OUT

*As Blaze starts to exit the ring, HolyJose attacks Blaze from behind- knocking him into the ropes with Blaze getting tangled up in them. Blaze tries to wiggle his way out but HolyJose just keeps up his attack. Horus just looks on from the ramp, smiles, claps his hands- then heads to the back*

Harry: What the hell? Mr Black condones this?

*HolyJose quickly exits the ring, grabs a chair and brings in it the ring, takes a swing at Blaze’s head but Blaze blocks it by managing to somehow kick the chair back with one foot. HolyJose looks surprised, he goes to take another swing at Blaze, but the ref grabs hold of the chair this time. HolyJose wrestles it away from him and hits the ref with it- while this is going on security has made its way out to the ring. HolyJose ignores them and goes to take another swing at Blaze but he is taken down by the two biggest guys of the security team before that can happen. Blaze is helped out of the ropes, but has to be held back*

Carter: Well that sucked, I wanted to see a fucking beatdown

*Security has pulled HolyJose out of the ring, then escort him backstage- Blaze is let got and he exits the ring, stops by a fan and signs his Xedir Blaze poster, then goes backstage to some pretty good cheers from the crowd

Gaileo has arrived

Carter: And here comes the unstoppable giant

Harry: He's not unstoppable. Ryku O'Ryan stopped this giant

Carter: I bet you any money that he will win the TV Championship

Harry: And I bet you any money, that you will get a hard on.

Gaileo: Well, well well EWA, I have some things to say. I need a rematch with Ryku O'Ryan. He screwed me, he screwed my chances, of being Raden Blain's 1st challenger. In case you couldn't tell, he used brass knuckles. Square, right in the head he punched me. OH FUCKING DAMMIT! Horus, you want me to become TV Champ. Well then I'll become TV Champ. Paco, tonight is nothing personal. Tonight, is the night, where I get the respect I deserve

Harry: Have you got an erection

Carter: Yes, this man is the shiz

Harry: Shiz?

Carter: A cooler way of saying shit

Mexican Jumping Bean is the Shiz

Harry: And 1 half of Fuegos Ariticiales are here, and ready for action

Carter: He spoke with his brother and Harry Richards earlier, so he must be alright

Harry: So he spoke, so he's naturally ok.

Carter: Let's find out

Hart=Paco - Piper=Gaileo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kuhq_iOkbxs&feature=related
Ignore pre match and watch to 5:25

Carter: These 2 exchanging blows on their knees

Harry: And it looks like Gaileo is gaining the advantage

*Gaileo stands up and grabs Paco's head, before falling back into a DDT. He immediatly kips up, and locks in the figure four*

Carter: Figure four leg lock

Harry: What's Paco going to do

Carter: He's going to tap out

Harry: He's not going to tap out

*Paco taps*

Winner: Gaileo

Harry: Well I stand corrected

Blain: So Looks like I won This title. I will say it was not the way I wanted but hey, who the fuck cares. The Unholy Father works in mysterious way. This title is my way of giving you all what you need! You need me to open up your eyes. This false God has ruined this world and brought forth war and destruction. It is only right that the blood I shall spill when defending this title be spilled in the name of The Unholy Father! As for the actual title? I couldn't care less about this belt!

*Crowd boos heavily*

Blain: Spare me. Winning this was a means to an end nothing more. If wearing this piece of shit gets me what I want than so be it! Winning it meant absolutely nothing to me! And if you have a problem with it than come down here and do something about it!

Self Proclaimed "Greatest Wrestler Who Ever Lived"

Harry: Dammit, the sound guys are not getting my cues- they are supposed to wait for me to finish

Carter: Oh my God, Johnny Hot!!!!!!

*Johnny Hot walks on stage with a huge smirk on his face. He's holding a piece of paper in his right hand, and he makes his way down the ramp. Hot avoids the fans outstretched arms, disgusted by the dirty, grimy, hands. He demands a mic, then steps into the ring*

Hot: *Holds up the piece of paper* Do you see this piece of paper? This one, plain looking, white printer paper has the smartest business decision EWA has ever made on it. It looks like EWA officials bought "Booking for Dummies" and read Chapter 4: Don't Put Your Top Star on the C-Show. On Carnage it was like shooting fish in a barrel! Skill like this *Hot gestures to himself* doesn't deserve to be classed with wrestlers like Ivanhoe Heskey and that guy from WWE 12! Class like this deserves-er... I can't say talent in my league, since even here on Pain no one can hold a candle to me... Well, class like this deserves at least "above average" talent!

*Crowd Boos*

Hot: I mean there are still some low class guys- like Barbie Panzer's sex toy- but Pain is still a class above Carnage! Speaking of talent below my caliber on Pain- the boy I'm facing tonight, Rob Rage's bitch Hairy Dick- er- Harry Richards!

*Crowd Chants "RICHARDS! RICHARDS! RICHARDS!"*

Hot: Tonight I have an opportunity to show the world why I'm the Greatest Wrestler Who Ever Lived by moving on to the next round in this Pain Television Title Tournament, after wiping the floor with the rag doll I'm up against tonight! I mean look at the others- I don't even know who any of them are other than Ryku O'Ryan, and I only know him because he's shoved down our throats! Now enough is enough, it's time for a new breed, a better breed of superstar to rise! Superstars like the greatest World Champion in wrestling history Alex Kidd, Carlos Alberto Ramon, and of course the Greatest Wrestler Who Ever Lived!

*Crowd Boos Loudly*

Hot: Ya know, at Untamed Khaos I didn't even have a match- do you guys know how wrong that is? I am the most entertaining man on this roster, any roster, in the ring and on the mic! I am the fastest rising star in professional wrestling history! Only four months ago I made my debut in this great sport, and now look at me! the soon-to-be EWA Pain Television Champion!

*Crowd Boos in Disgust at the Thought*

Hot: I've been training hard for my Pain debut- Iva helped me get my cardio up *winks* and I'm already in tip-top physical condition! Just look at these beautiful features- I'm the personification of perfection!

*Crowd Chants "HOT SUCKS! HOT SUCKS!"*

Hot: I suck? How about you try and tell me that after I have the Television Title hoisted above my head... I dare you.

*Hot drops the mic while the crowd still chants "HOT SUCKS! HOT SUCKS!"*

*Ryan asks for and receives a mic

Wells: Wow, it's great to be back in the EWA, man I sure missed you all, that is what killed me the most from not being able to compete, is being able to do it in front of you guys and hear your cheers!

*Crowd cheers "We Missed You"*

Wells: I missed you guys too! But I'm back now and that's all that matters, and I'm not going anywhere again! Blaine got lucky...but he won't be so lucky when I face him the next time for the title, because he'll take a Freak Attack right to Hell, back where he belongs! And then, the title will be where it belongs, around my waist, being your champion! I would represent this company right and and be your People's Champion!

*Crowd goes ballistic, chanting "Champ"*

Wells: Yes, but going back to that match, I want address something. Mike, I know you got attacked right before that match which you were supposed to compete in, and I know your suspicions, but I promise you on my life, I would never hurt you. We're friends, and I would never want anything but the best for you. You deserved to be in that match all along, not me, but I took the opportunity when it happened, fighting for your honor. You need to believe me, I wasn't the one who attacked you, I prom---



Mike Muir- he sure got screwed last week

*Mike Muir comes out in in jeans and an official EWA Barbie Panzer Tshirt. He waste no time getting in the ring and snatches the mic out of Ryan’s hand and gets in his face*

Muir: Whao, what just one fucking minute Ryan. I fought tooth and nail to get to the final at Untamed Khaos. And somehow I get attacked, taken out, and you just happen to be there to take my place. Have you been working with Horus Black all along? You say you fought for my honour? You say you are my friend? Why take the match in the first place? It’s not something I’d do. You attacked me from behind to get ahead. You disgust me. As far as that match, you had with Raden, my match, I’m glad you lost, you deserved it you damn cheat. I thought you were a man of honour, a man I could trust. You’re worse than Raden Blain, you’re worse than Alex Kidd…

*Muir drops the mic, gives Wells a shove and exits the ring*

Ryan: *picks the mic up* Mike, wait…

It’s Black

Horus Black wearing his signature long black coat and dark glasses walks out onto the ramp with an uncharacteristic smile set on his face.

Horus: *In about as patronising tone as you can imagine* Oh boys, boys, boys… There’s no need to fight. You two may have your differences, but I can promise you now that I played no hand in your attack Michael. I am a fair person. Nobody can dispute that. I would not cheat you out of your championship match. I am also a man of my word, and I give you my word that I had nothing to do with your attack. Sadly I can’t say the same for Wells, as I simply don’t know. You see, I had just signed Ryan to a very lucrative contract here on PAIN! where he was promised the next title shot. He then left my office, and a few minutes later you were attacked, and I was contractually obliged to give Wells the next title shot. Now, I’m sure that’s all just coincidence, but I just wanted to go and put everything on the table.

Carter: There you have it; Wells was the attacker, mystery solved

Harry: That doesn’t prove anything, Horus is just spinning it that way so that Muir and Wells fight

Mike is now staring a hole in Ryan, and just when it looks like all hell’s going to break lose, Horus begins to speak again

Horus: However, as I have said, I am a very fair person. Michael Muir, you have earned a title shot. And you shall have that shot.

Harry: That’s got to be the best thing Horus has ever said, he’s actually playing it fair

Horus: And you shall have it… Tonight! In our main event it will be Mike Muir against Raden Blain for the PAIN! World Heavyweight Championship!

*Crowd pop at this huge announcement*

Horus: But Mike, you’ll only get that shot if you leave the ring in a civilised manor, and don’t cause a seen. Just go now, and head to the back.

Mike is still staring daggers through Wells, but slowly he turns away and exits the ring

Carter: Smart move. The title shots worth more, even if Wells attacked him with a crowbar, the time for revenge will come soon enough

Harry: I’m willing to bet my house that Wells didn’t do it. I know Wells, he’s a really nice guy, he just wouldn’t do something like that to get a head.

Horus: Well done, you made the right decision. Now Wells, if you could do the same, I’ve got an announcement to make and it doesn’t involve either of you

Wells just stands there, will a distasteful look on his face, then lifts the mic up to his face

Wells: I see what you’re trying to do here; you’re trying to spin it so that it looks like I was the one who attacked Mike. Well Mike, I give you my word, it wasn’t me. I see what you’re trying to do, you’re trying to play us against each other, and well it’s not going to work.

Horus: I don’t have a clue what you’re talking about. I came out here and made sure nothing happened between you two, if anything I’m the only one stopping you two from completely imploding. I mean I can see where he’s coming from, that assailant did look around your height…

Anyway, could you please leave the ring, or you will forfeit your championship rematch

Ryan goes to speak then stops himself at the last four words

Ryan: What… Championship Rematch?

Horus: Oh didn’t I tell you, due to the way things went down at Untamed Khaos you will be receiving a rematch for the title at Clash at the Colosseum. But you won’t be if you don’t remove yourself from that ring right now.

At this news Ryan leaves the ring as quick as possible, with a huge smile on his face

Carter: There’s the true Wells. As soon as a title match is mentioned, all thoughts of his “friend” Muir go straight out the window. I’m telling you he was the attacker.

Horus: Well now all that’s sorted, I can finally get onto my announcement. I’ve just announced the first championship match that will take place at Untamed Khaos, and now I’m announcing that there will be a second. Now the more intelligent among you, few I know, will have realised that currently we only have one title here on PAIN! Well that’s all set to change.

Over the next few weeks, there will be an eight man tournament to crown the first ever EWA PAIN! TV Championship. It will culminate at Clash at the Colosseum, with the final matchup to crown the eventual champion. The tournament will begin tonight, with two first round matchups. Harry Richards will face one of the newest members of the PAIN! roster that yours truly has gone to great lengths to sign Johnny Hot, and in the second match Gaileo will take on Paco Toress for the right to move onto the semi-finals in two weeks’ time.

Now I’ve talked for a long time now, and I know you primitive beings have short attention spans, so I will now leave you. *Said like he really doesn’t mean it* Enjoy the show.

*HolyJose walks out to a chorus of boos*

HolyJose: Hold the fuck up! I debuted at Untamed Khaos to prove I am the best damn wrestler in the business and while I beat two nobodies another nobody decides to come out and beat a man who is already exhausted!? No no way no how. I have won multiple championships and recently the top star over at JBW Mayhem I am the best this business has to offer and some guy named Blaze wants to get involved. Why don't you go back to smoking that joint. I'm a true athlete who doesn't need drugs. So Blaze get your ass out here so I can hand your ass over to you on a silver platter![/QUOTE]

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJjpBiZoGW4[/video]

*watch up to 6:41*

Harry: Superkick from Muir!

One

Carter: Come on! Kick out!

Two

Harry: New champion!

Three!

Carter: The refs stopped it! Blain’s foot is on the rope!

Harry: That’s because one of his covenant put his bloody foot on their. WE SHOULD HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!

Carter: Take a chill pill man. The ref didn’t see it, so it basically didn’t happen

Muir swipes out at the Covenant member and catches him right on the chin, knocking him down. Another of Blain’s disciples pops up onto the apron but quickly hit by a superkick from Muir

Harry: Blam! He won’t be interfering any more

Carter: What the covenant lack in quality, they make up for in quantity

As if to emphasise this point, another three members of the Covenant swarm into the ring. Muir kicks one in the head as he’s entering the ring, knocking him back out, but the other two make it in and get on either side of Muir.

Before either can strike, Muir hits a quick back elbow, knocking one of them down.

The other goes to strike Muir but he ducks under then jumps up with a big European Uppercut!

Harry: Bang! That’s another two down!

The remaining seven covenant members hop up onto the ring apron but then…

It’s Wells!

Harry: Wells to the rescue!

Carter: I wouldn’t be so sure. He’s probably just out here to attack Muir again

Before Wells can get to the ring though, the mystery man from the Supershow and Untamed Khaos jumps from the crowd straight into the Wells, knocking him down

Harry: What the hell!

Carter: What? I thought you liked Muir. He just saved him

Harry: No he didn’t, Wells was coming out here to save Muir, and this guy takes him out again, helping Blain

Wells rolls back up and the two men begin brawling, throwing big bombs at each other

Meanwhile in the ring Muir has been surrounded by the last seven standing members of the covenant

Harry: BLAM! Superkick!

Carter: Then there were six

The remaining six rush Muir all at once. One meets another of his vicious superkicks but the other five swarm him and finally the numbers game takes over. The five men force Muir back into the corner and are all over him with fists and boots

Meanwhile on the outside the Freak has got the advantage on the outside. One last big punch knocks him back against the apron to support himself. Ryan goes to capitalise by charging at him but he moves out of the way at the last second and Ryan Wells goes full pelt into the corner post

Carter: Ow, that’s going to hurt in the morning.

The guy (It’s really hard not to type his name) then lifts up Ryan and rolls him into the ring where the Covenant are beating on Muir. Two of them turn their attention to Wells and he gets the attention of their boots. Meanwhile the three guys beating on Muir have backed off across the ring

Harry: Well this isn’t smart, giving Muir room; we’ve already seen how deadly he is with that superkick of his

Two of the Covenant guys whip the third one into Muir in the corner… Only for him to meet a superkick!

Harry: Didn’t I tell ya

The second covenant member rushes in at Muir but is met by a stiff clothesline from Muir as he charges out of the corner.

Carter: These guys are dropping like flies

Muir runs at the last standing member of the Covenant but he manages to bail out of the ring just before Muir can catch him

Harry: Well Muir’s now dealt with the Covenant…

Carter: But that’s the least of his problems right now

Mike turns around to see all seven foot one inch of Raden Blain standing in front of him. Before he can do anything, Raden wraps both his hands around Mike’s neck, elevates him up then sits out hitting a huge Chokebomb!

Carter: Go for the pin!

Harry: Carter, you do realise the match got thrown out ages ago right?

Carter: Oh… I mean, yeah, I knew that

After planting Muir hard into the mat, Blain lets out a guttural roar and tosses him to the side before slowly getting back up to his feet

Suddenly Wells in a show of amazing strength powers both the members of the covenant that have been attacking him up and over the top rope down to the mat in a back drop like manoeuvre. He then runs headlong at Raden and hits a huge spear taking him down and follows by laying in some brutal left and right hands to the head of the Champion

Carter: Where did this come from? One minute Wells is getting the proverbial shit beaten out of him, and now he’s throwing people all over the place and getting the upper hand on this seven foot plus monster!

With Wells getting the upper hand, the man on the outside chooses this moment to slide into the ring behind him, then with Ryan still kneeling on top of Blain he runs at him and hits a low dropkick to the back of Ryan’s head, knocking him off of Raden and sending him rolling around clutching the back of his head in agony

Harry: Damn, just when Ryan got the advantage. This is the second time this guys helped Blain, maybe he’s some sort of anti-religious maniac like Blain

Carter: Or maybe he just hates Wells?

Harry: That’s always a possibility too

Carter: Maybe both?

The mystery man grabs Wells by the hair and pulls him up onto his feet. He then sticks his head between his legs and applies a double underhook and screams out “fulfilment” before lifting Wells into the air, spinning ninety degrees and slamming him back down on his face executing a picture perfect spinning lifting sitout double underhook facebuster (or simply Angel’s Wings)

Harry: That was eerily reminiscent of Untamed Khaos. That’s twice now this man has hit Ryan Wells with that move

The man then locks eyes with Blain, who is slowly making his way back up after Wells’ thunderous spear. For a few seconds both men stand still but the man smiles and motions to the fallen Wells before dropping to the floor and rolling under the bottom rope and starts to walk up the ramp. Raden watches the man for several seconds, but then turns his attention to the downed Wells. Slowly, a sick smile crosses Wells’ face

Harry: I do not like that look. Not one bit

Carter: Somebody is going to feel the wroth of the ultimate man!

Raden backs up to the turnbuckle, and slowly ascends up to the top rope. Once reaching the top, he spreads his arms out wide and lets out a maniacal laugh that can be heard around the entire arena, before jumping backwards and executing a perfect moonsault landing with a thud on Wells

Harry: What a move! I could watch that a thousand times and I’d still find it amazing that a man of that size can execute such a picture perfect moonsault

Carter: Well Ryan certainly believes it. He’s felt it twice now, and I’m pretty damn sure it’s not a feeling you’d forget

Raden pushes himself up to his knees and lifts his head back and lets out another disturbing laugh. A member of his covenant hands him his title, and the final image we see as the show comes to a close is that of Raden Blain kneeling over both Muir and Wells clutching the World Championship close to his chest

I can't see the whole HJ-Xedir segment in here, so I think it's easiest for you just to write Horus' bit yourself and get the show posted.

Also in Muir's promo where it says that "I know you didn't do it personally" can you change it, as the whole point of the storyline is that he did do it (Or he is suppossed to have done it)