PAIN EPISODE 7

- Opening
- Wells opens show, talking about if this is how it's going to be with Muir, no more Mr. Nice Guy
- Muir comes out and responds
- Tobias Alexander promo
- Raden Blain finally comes out and says that while the other three are bickering, he's staying World Champ
- Horus Black comes out and makes main event
- Blain takes out Muir and Wells, Alexander escapes
- Horus meets FA in the back and Horus tells FA that one of them has to face Raden Blain tonight, and to pick between themselves.
- Taco tricks Paco into him doing it
- Northern Aggression then confront Black and convince him to give them matches tonight
- Raden Blain defeats Paco Torres clean
- Afterwards Black tells Taco that he'll have to face Johnny Hot at CatC in a no DQ match
- Holy Jose prematch promo
- El Enigmo prematch promo
- Holy Jose defeats El Enigmo clean
- Darius viginette
- Faith & Barbie prematch promo
- Bertha & Sasha prematch promo
- Bertha & Sasha defeat Faith & Barbie via heel tactics
- Victor Crawford viginette
- Tobias Alexander defeats Doug Baker
- Prematch promo from Blaze Xedir
- Blaze Xedir defeats Tom Butcher when NA try to cheat but El Enigmo stops them
- Backstage Northern Aggression catch up with Enigmo and they beat him up until security breaks it up
- Blaze cuts victory promo
- Holy Jose attacks Blaze
- Holy Jose promo
- Gaileo prematch promo
- Harry Richards prematch promo
- Ryku O'Ryan prematch promo
- Alpha Romao prematch promo
- Alpha Romao defeats Ryku O'Ryan when Gaileo interferes
- Harry Richards defeats Gaileo after Ryku O'Ryan interferes
- Ryku & Gaileo brawl to the back
- Alpha & Destruction attack Richards from behind
- Enigmo challenges the two of them to a tag match at CatC with a mystery partner of his
- Northern Aggression comes out and accepts
- Mike Muir vs. Ryan Wells does to double DQ - Match will end when Tobias alexander rushes to the ring when both men are down and... attacks Muir! And Wells!
- Tobias promo revealing it was Alexander all along[/quote]

This needs to be involved

*Camera pans around a desert scene, at night, in the background the famous "Welcome to Las vegas" sign can be seen, as well as the band of light that is the Las Vegas Strip at night. Camera turns 90 degrees to the right to reveal Victor Crawford, wearing a black and red kilt, combat boots, and a black sleeveless shirt*


Now that I have yer attention.


Y'know people come up ta me all the time lately, and they all have the same 3 questions


1. How does your hair remain so fantastic even after the hardest matches


2. What made ye choose EWA?


3. What do ye bring to EWA?


Now tha hair, that's a secret shared by very few, so let's jus leave it at that, eh? As far as what I bring ta EWA an why I chose it? let me tell ye a story.


Ye see, years and years ago, when I was just a kilted swimmer hanging around in me da, my grandpappy had this fantastic idea ta come to America, and live tha dream everyone was going on about. So he packed up his kilts, his wife and son, and the wee baby goat, Blanchie, and made the move here, to tha land o' oppourtunity, and do ye know what he found? He found that tha roads that he was told to be paved with gold ta be paved with shit, he found that nobody in this world gave a tit about some farmer headin out for a bettah life for his family.


However my grandpappy was as tough as haggis left outside in tha rain for a month, so he kept at it until finally a man gave him a chance to make a difference, that man needed security, as he had this fine idea of his own to open a new casino in the funnest and greatest city in this country, Las Vegas, and my grandpappy was scrappy and mean, so he got tha gig.


So my grandpappy moved again, this time from New York City to Las Vegas, and things seemed ta be lookin up for the Crawford clan, when me da turned 18 and met the most beautiful woman he e'er laid eyes on, me ma. Now me ma was from a family that was fairly well off, and they looked down on me pa, who was working as a handyman for em, but me ma, she only had eyes for me da, though her family forbid their love.


Well me da, being the sort to get what he sets eyes on, decided he had ta make a name fer himself, and so he bacame a boxer, fighting being in our scottish blood from tha first. Me da fought all o'er the world, kicking ass wherever he went until he finally won enough money ta come back home and buy a house and start a family, and out of that family came me.


Now ye may be wondering why I told ye that story, and the answer is simple, I come from a hard people, we fight to get what we want, and what we want is the best, in short, I came ta EWA because It's tha best, and because it is a place that a man who loves to fight as much as I do can call home. As far as what I kin offer? I am tha toughest son of a bitch to evah come out of Las Vegas, and the best scottish-blooded wrestler that there will e'er be, at least until me own son follows in me footsteps...


Now I had offers from otha promotions, I could have gone to HWA, but all the boyos there need ta use weapons ta get their point across. I got two weapons of me own, I call em my fists. I could have gone ta the circus that is JBW, but those aren't atheletes, those boys are just a bunch o kids playin wit things that they don't rightly know nothin about.


No, I came ta EWA, and it is here that I will make me mark

*The camera cuts to a man sitting on top of a wooden table and he is putting tape around his hands. He looks up to the camera with a smirk.*

Let me tell you something. No one really knows who I am. Why you ask? Because I never give them the chance to figure that out. The last time I was in a match ... *He looks down at his boot and laughs* The last time I was in a match ... I ended a career before it even started! They put me against a jobber ... that jobber pissed me off pretty fucking bad, so I ... well, let me show you.

*He turns around and picks up a remote control and turns on a television, and a clip of his last match starts to play*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6hNFSxclkU

*The clip finishes, and the man is laughing hard* If you think ... *He rubs his face with his hands, trying to recompose himself* If you think THAT was bad ... just wait until my debut in the EWA. I am coming to hurt all of you, I am coming to take your titles. I am coming to dethrone whatever royalties you cocky pricks think you own.

I can promise you one thing, ladies and gentlemen of the EWA ... When I get into the ring with one of you ... You will be hurt. You will bleed, you will sweat, you will cry. I promise.

*The man stands up from the chair and cracks his neck from left to right* By the way ...

My name is Darius ... and I am coming to the EWA. Watch your backs.

Barbie Panzer and Faith Leflur vs Sasha Panzer and Bertha Ray
Barbie/Velvet….Faith/Angelina…Sasha/Madison….Bertha/Tara
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wca0QzZo_Cs

*ignore Mickie and Brooke- stop watching @5:10 *

*Barbie and Faith had just both kicked Sasha in the face, knocking her down to the mat. Faith, being the legal woman, covers Sasha for the pin *

Carter: Wow, this is already lasting longer than a WWE Diva’s match.

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*Bertha enters the ring and hits Faith in the head with a flying headbutt- Bertha looks like some redneck missile with huge tits flying through the air, breaking up the pin. Bertha then exits the ring *

Harry: Wow, great way to break the pin

*Sasha gets to her feet and starts stomping away at Faith until Barbie comes in and tackles Sasha to the mat. The Panzer sisters are now tearing into each other like two pitbulls in a dog fight- except Barbie and Sasha are no dogs. Sasha, on top, starts trying to rip Barbie’s hair out, while Barbie punches Sasha in the face with a few stiff punches. Barbie finally pushes Sasha off, then gets on top of her and starts pounding away, all Sasha can do is cover her pretty face and take the punishment, Barbie, with hatred in her eyes, will just not stop the onslaught. The ref tries to pull her off to no avail and starts a DQ count *

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Carter: I am soooo turned on now

Harry: Me too, I so need to be a ref for the womens matches.

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*Bertha comes in the ring and pulls Barbie off by grabbing her hair. Bertha winds her arm up in a windmill like motion, suddenly stops, then kisses her fist before finally hitting Barbie squarely in the face with a Bitch Slap(think Big Shows WMD, a knockout punch). Barbie is out cold, while this is going on Sasha has rolled out the ring to try to catch her breath *

Harry: Holy crap

*Bertha turns around to check on Sasha only to eat a Lil Boot(think a Big Boot, except this one is being done by a very hot woman) from a waiting Faith- Bertha is now out. Faith rushes up to the top turnbuckle and dives, like a beautiful graceful bird, onto Sasha who was just wondering around the ring, still trying to catch her breath- knocking her out cold too. The ref, who has cleared both Bertha and Barbie out the ring, has started to count out both of the legal women. *

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Harry: Our lil Faith has some spunk, she just took out two women

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*Faith quickly gets to her feet and pulls Sasha towards the ring *

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*Faith pushes Sasha into the ring, then enters it herself, breaking the countout *

Carter: She should have just left Sasha on the outside and gotten the count out win

Harry: There would have been no honour in that. Faith wants to prove herself as a wrestler

Carter: Meh, a win is a win

*Faith goes for the cover *

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Thr…. Kickout by Sasha

Carter: See? Stupid bitch

*Faith pulls up Sasha and slaps on a headlock- she works her way to her corner and tags Barbie in with her free hand. Barbie jumps in the ring and starts punching Sasha in the kidney area while Faith still has Sasha in the headlock. The ref starts the DQ count again *

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*Faith finally releases the hold and exits the ring, but the damage has already been done to Sasha, she is clutching her side in pain *

Carter: Just look at that- blatant cheating

Harry: Maybe so, but they looked hot doing it- so I am ok with it

*Barbie Irish Whips her sister into ropes and Sasha is met with a powerful Superkick that knocks Sasha back near Bertha, but not close enough that Bertha can tag in- so all Bertha can do is taunt Barbie- calling her a whore, making fun of her boyfriend etc. Barbie, focused on winning, just ignores Bertha’s antics. Instead, she covers her lil sis for the pin *

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*Bertha reaches down besides herself and picks up her cup of tobacco and throws it in Barbie’s face causing Barbie to break the pin attempt.

Harry: That’s a DQ right there, why the hell is the ref not doing anything?

Carter: I believe it’s because of Sasha’s nipple slip. The ref is just transfixed on her breast. I am too

*While Barbie is trying to wipe the crap from her eyes, Sasha, still a bit out of it from the Superkick, hits Barbie with a DDT out of nowhere. Thinking quickly, and wanting to show Barbie that she is no slouch in the ring either, Sasha puts Barbie in the Sharpshooter- Barbie’s finishing move *

Harry: I’ll give Sasha some credit, she has skills

Carter: Yeah, I’ve heard about them from some of the boys in the back

Harry: I am talking about wrestling skills. I do believe Sasha is the victor

*As Sasha has her big sis in the Sharpshooter, Faith enters the ring to try to break the hold, but is met by a Bertha spear. Bertha then walks over the Barbie, punting her in the face a few times, busting her face open in the process. The ref forces Bertha out the ring and goes to see if Barbie gives up. Barbie is screaming in pain, but will not give up, so Sasha puts more pressure on Barbie’s back and leg. Just when it looks like she is about to tap out, Bertha Ray reaches in the ring and tags herself. The ref demands that Sasha releases the hold and exits the ring, but she doesn’t, she says the tag didn’t count. Barbie is tapping out now, but the ref does nothing but stare at Sasha’s still exposed nipple. Finally, Sasha releases the hold and has a few heated words with Bertha. Bertha then gets Barbie in a camel clutch and Barbie immediately taps out *

Harry: Wow, that wasn’t classy. Bertha just stole the win

Carter: Who cares who won it for the team- they won, that’s all that matters

WINNER BY SUBMISSION- Bertha Ray and Sasha Panzer

*The ref raises Bertha’s and Sasha’s arms in victory but Sasha immediately exits the ring and heads to the back. Bertha just looks down at a fallen Faith and Barbie and laughs. She finally heads to the back to a chorus of boos. Faith finally gets to her feet and helps a bloody faced Barbie out the ring and to the back to some of the biggestr cheers of the night s far *

Harry: Impressive showing from all four women and that brings us to a huge announcement. EWA is holding a houseshow in the next few days to name EWA’s first woman’s champion- the EWA Hell Cat Champion. EWA has searched high and low for some of the best women’s wrestlers out there for this tournament. Ette Tour, April Snow, and all the women already on the roster. The special houseshow is called Girls Night Out



Carter: My penis is already happy.

Harry: Mine too, and on that note, time for another commercial break

COMMERCIL BREAK

I'll do it in a bit

Lets go what we're doing for each feud


World Title Four Way

Mike Muir vs. Ryan Wells - Main event - Set up at the opening of the show after a four way verbal back and forth. Match will end when Tobias alexander rushes to the ring when both men are down and... attacks Muir! And Wells! Show ends with heel Tobias promo revealing it was Alexander all along


Gaileo vs. Ryku O'Ryan & Harry Richards vs. Alpha Romao

Alpha Romao defeats Ryku O'Ryan when Gaileo interferes

Later in the show Harry defeats Gaileo after Ryky returns the favour


Fuegos Artificiales vs. Johnny Hot

Horus tells FA that one of them has to face Raden Blain tonight, and to pick between themselves. Taco tricks Paco into him doing it (losing Rock, Paper, Scissors but saying rock beats paper or something). Raden defeats Paco, then afterwards Black tells Taco that he'll have to face Johnny Hot at CatC in a no DQ match.


Holy Jose vs. Blaze Xedir & Northern Aggression vs. Death From Above

Holy Jose defeats El Enigmo

Northern Aggression convince Black to give them two matches. Doug Baker loses the first clean against Tobias Alexander. Tom Butcher loses the second to Blaze Xedir when they try to cheat but El Enigmo stops them and Xedir wins.

Backstage Northern Aggression catch up with Enigmo and they beat him up until security breaks it up. Later in the night Enigmo challenges the two of them to a tag match at CatC with a mystery partner of his. Northern Aggression accept


Hellcats

I'm thinking give Bertha & Sasha the win so that they have some momentum going into Girls Night Out.

Announcement of Girls Night Out




Is there anything you want to add before I put it into the segment form? I think the Jose/Xedir feud needs some sort of segment, any ideas?

HolyJose vs El Enigmo
HolyJose/Jigsaw……El Enigmo/El Generico
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hs7U4w1Bm2M

*start watching @1:20, stop watching @ 7:27 *

Harry: Awesome suplex into a bridge pin by HolyJose

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Thre… Kickout just in the nick of time by El Enigmo

Carter: Some nice back and forth action by these two, still HolyJose is one tough motherfucker, a legend really

*HolyJose pulls El Enigmo up and knees him in the back a few times, but El Enigmo somehow musters up the strength to reach back, grab HolyJose’ by the neck and dropping him with a jawbreaker, knocking HolyJose to the mat, grasping at his jaw.

Harry: Great comeback by the masked man, lets see if he can capitalize on it

*Well it seems El Enigmo heard Harry’s words as he starts hitting the downed HolyJose with a few stiff kicks to the back, then heads to the corner. The masked man then climbs to the top turnbuckle in record time- remember Mexicans move fast. El Enigmo takes a calculated risk by going for a flying headbutt, just missing as HolyJose rolled out the way *

Carter: Stupid Mexicans, they just have to do all that high flying shit

*HolyJose rolls El Enigmo up for the pin, but the masked mans leg is under the rope. Holy Jose gets El Enigmo to his feet, then ……

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yVq6yWx7CU
*start watching @ :18 *

*HolyJose hit El Enigmo with his finisher The Final Judgement- a rolling cutter, just like Cody Rhodes Cross Rhodes finisher(if you did not watch the above video) and got the pin for the win- hmmm that rhymed *

WINNER- HolyJose

Harry: El Enigmo could have won if he wouldn’t have gone for that high risk move

Carter: He would have still lost- he was wrestling HolyJose for fucks sake.

Harry: Blaze Xedir beat him at Untamed Khaos

Carter: Yeah, after two grueling matches. HolyJose has been on a roll since then

*The ref raise HolyJose arm in victory to a chorus of boos. HolyJose exits the ring and walks up to a young fan holding a Blaze Xedir sign. HolyJose snatches it from the kids hand and rips it up then throws it back to the kid who is now in tears. HolyJose finally heads to the back to massive boos *

- Opening
- Wells opens show, talking about if this is how it's going to be with Muir, no more Mr. Nice Guy
- Muir comes out and responds
- Tobias Alexander promo
- Raden Blain finally comes out and says that while the other three are bickering, he's staying World Champ
- Horus Black comes out and makes main event
- Blain takes out Muir and Wells, Alexander escapes
- Horus meets FA in the back and Horus tells FA that one of them has to face Raden Blain tonight, and to pick between themselves.
- Taco tricks Paco into him doing it
- Northern Aggression then confront Black and convince him to give them matches tonight
- Raden Blain defeats Paco Torres clean
- Afterwards Black tells Taco that he'll have to face Johnny Hot at CatC in a no DQ match
- Holy Jose prematch promo
- El Enigmo prematch promo
- Holy Jose defeats El Enigmo clean
- Darius viginette
- Faith & Barbie prematch promo
- Bertha & Sasha prematch promo
- Bertha & Sasha defeat Faith & Barbie via heel tactics
- Victor Crawford viginette
- Tobias Alexander defeats Doug Baker
- Prematch promo from Blaze Xedir
- Blaze Xedir defeats Tom Butcher when NA try to cheat but El Enigmo stops them
- Backstage Northern Aggression catch up with Enigmo and they beat him up until security breaks it up
- Blaze cuts victory promo
- Holy Jose attacks Blaze
- Holy Jose promo
- Gaileo prematch promo
- Harry Richards prematch promo
- Ryku O'Ryan prematch promo
- Alpha Romao prematch promo
- Alpha Romao defeats Ryku O'Ryan when Gaileo interferes
- Harry Richards defeats Gaileo after Ryku O'Ryan interferes
- Ryku & Gaileo brawl to the back
- Alpha & Destruction attack Richards from behind
- Enigmo challenges the two of them to a tag match at CatC with a mystery partner of his
- Northern Aggression comes out and accepts
- Mike Muir vs. Ryan Wells does to double DQ - Match will end when Tobias alexander rushes to the ring when both men are down and... attacks Muir! And Wells!
- Tobias promo revealing it was Alexander all along

looks great so far

Done, and looking at it I've given myself a lot to do...

When you said Alpha & Romao, did you mean Alpha & Destruction, or just Romao?

Destruction escribió:When you said Alpha & Romao, did you mean Alpha & Destruction, or just Romao?

Good point, I'll change it now

Edited the responsibilities a bit, so I now have a little less, otherwise I'll delay it too much with my Fury responsibilities too

Mike Muir = Kyle O'Reilly // Ryan Wells = Michael Elgin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4RA07ICC-w&


Blaze Xedir = Leo Kruger // Tom Butcher = Husky Harris

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2annxvos1c

Da Freakness has arrived

*Wells comes out to the ring to a pretty big pop- and as he did last week, he makes a beeline into the ring, with a mic already in hand. He looks a bit pissed *

Wells: EWA Universe, tonight, I'm done trying to convince anyone, especially Mike, that I didn't attack him! I love all of you and would do anything for you guys, but if you can't believe me, then I'm done trying to convince you guys and Mike, I didn't do it! But that's it, no more pleading, or convincing, you will all see the truth in due time!

*Wells! Wells! Wells! Wells! *

Wells: Mike, now to you, and you alone! I'm done trying to be your friend if you don't believe me, I won't deal with it! You attack me, try to hurt me, and act like a complete asshole to me, and I'm goddamn sick of it! You know deep down I wasn't the one who attacked you and caused you not to be able to compete, but if you don't want to believe me, then I ain't holding back anymore! No more damn Mr. Nice Guy! I'm gonna give you what has coming to you! I will beat you into the damn ground, and I'll prove to you that it wasn't me who attacked you, because if it was me, then I wouldn't have left you with the ability to walk!

Carter: He is gonna kill Muir! I can’t wait

Wells: So now, you have the Freak to deal with, and it ain't gonna be pretty for you! You may have been my friend, but if you want to continue to be like this, then I will hurt you, and I will hurt you bad! So bring it on, I ain't af----

Barbie Panzer’s sex toy- Mike Muir

*Mike Muir makes his way out to the ring much like Wells- to a pretty big pop, but determined, focused, pissed off *

Muir: Wait just one fucking minute broski, you still want me to believe it wasn’t you? Are you mad? Taking a look at that video from Untamed Khaos, you’re the same size and well you were very willing and ready to take my shot at the PAIN World title. It was no coincidence that you just so happened to be there that night. And week after week you keep preaching to the good EWA fans it wasn’t you who attacked me. You’re a liar and a cheat. You’re a fraud, you pander to the fans, make them believe in you, then turn around and commit a heinous attack on me all because you wanted to take a shortcut to the PAIN! World Title. But you failed, failed big fucking time. So if you want to …..


Tobias Alexander promo


The Champ, The Big Man, The man who Carter Davis loves- Raden Blain

*Raden Blain makes his way down the ramp to massive heat from the Polish crowd. He slowly makes his way into the ring with the PAIN World Heavyweight belt around his waist and demands a mic *

Raden: You poor pathetic souls. While all three of you continue with your bitching and moaning, I’ll just continue on the path that the Unholy Father has laid out in front of me. I shall continue with my winning ways and shall keep this worthless piece of metal around my waist


out comes Horus

Raden Blain vs Paco Torres
Raden/Undertaker……Paco/Mysterio

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=on_HJqkeX9M
*stop watching @5:30 *

Carter: Paco springboards over the top rope from the ring apron onto my man Raden. He knocked my man down. HE KNOCKED MY MAN DOWN! WHYYYYYY?

Harry: And he is going for the pin

Carter: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Nobody beats my man- NOBODY! *Carter starts to cry *

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*Raden kicks out of the pin with so much force that Paco goes flying 4 feet up in the air *

Harry: Did you see that kickout Carter?

Carter: YES! He is my boy, I am soo happy now *Carter takes out his official EWA Raden Blain action figure and starts playing with it * I will destroy you Paco man for I am your unholy father! Die! Die! Die!

Harry: Urm, ok.

*Raden Blain sits up Undertaker style and Paco, now on his feet, starts kicking at Raden with a quick series of kicks much like the Japansese Buzz Saw- Tajiri. None of the kicks faze Raden though. Raden just grabs hold of Paco and shoves him down to the mat. Raden gets to his feet while Paco bounces off the ropes and hits Raden with a clothesline that does nothing. Determined, Paco tries it again, but this time Raden grasp Paco by the throat, lifts him up and throws him into corner of the ring with ease. Paco just slumps down. *

Carter: I love it when he plays rough. I am so dreaming about him tonight

*Raden pulls Paco up, propping him up by places both arms over the top rope. He hits Paco with a few elbows to the head, then follows them up with a few chops to the chest- Ric Flair style. Raden then follows that up with a knee to the midsection. The ref tries to pull Raden away, but fails. Raden says something to him and he just backs away and lets Raden do his thing *

Harry: Jesus, he’s gonna kill this guy

Carter: I know. Isn’t it lovely?

*Raden then Irish Whips Paco into the ropes and connects with a Big Boat to Paco’s head, nearly taking the Mexicans head off in the process. He then goes for the pin. *

Harry: Thank God its over

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*Raden lifts Paco’s head up breaking the count *

Harry: Why the hell did he do that?

Carter: Maybe he wants to play some more

*Yes, that just what Raden wants to do. Raden picks up Paco like he is a ragdoll and throws him like a dart out of the ring onto the arena floor. Raden then exits the ring, picks Paco up again and throws him on the Spanish announcers table causing the Spanish team, Jesus and Jorge to pick up their burritos and scatter off in fear for their lives . The ref starts a count out *

Carter: Where the hell did they burritos in Poland? I want some

Harry: I believe Taco and Paco cooked some up earlier and brought them to the show.

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*Raden gets on the Spanish announcers table, and sets Paco up for a piledriver, holding him up for two seconds before finally piledriving him into the table *

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*Raden jumps down off the table, grabs Paco and throws him up over his shoulder and walks up the rings steps to the apron and just walks over the top ropes, Paco still over his shoulder *
Harry: This can not end well.

*Raden, now in the middle of the ring, just slams Paco down to the mat, then proceeds to pin him *

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WINNER- Raden Blain

Carter: *with tears in his eyes * YES! YES! OH YES! Raden Blain is the winner. So happy is my wiener!

Harry: Er, ok. Great showing by Raden Blain. Paco got lucky with that one move- Raden controlled the whole match

*The ref raise Raden’s hand in victory, or at least tries to as Raden shoves the ref out the way and exits the ring. On his way up the ramp and backstage then fans are throwing trash at him and just generally booing the fuck out of him *

Carter: How dare these stupid fans boo a man like him. He is big, he is sexy, he is undefeated and he is our PAIN! World Champ

Faith Leflur: Ladies and Gentlemen, joining me at this time, Ryku O'Ryan!

*Cameras pan over to show O'Ryan who is grinning a bit*

Ryku: How are ya doin'? Hope you're feelin' after the loss earlier.

Faith: Thank you, now tonight you face Alpha Romao what is going to be your strategy heading into this match?

Ryku: Really? Come on Faith, be smarter than that. I can't just go and give my strategy away, that would be reckless. However I can tell you that Mr. Romao with be gettin' a few teeth knocked down his throat. *Laughs*

Faith: So in your mind you already have him beat? You aren't overlooking your opponent are you?

Ryku: No, of course not. Again that would be reckless, I know that I need to have my guard up, especially when Alpha has that big lug Destruction with him. Ya see, it's not about over looking my opponent, it's about feeling confident, and I am confident that Alpha will taste the bottom of my boot, as will his friend if he tries to get involved.

Faith: Do you feel you have what it takes to make it to the finals in the TV Title Tournament?

Ryku: Faith, you are a looking at a future World Champion, a man who has been trained by the greatest of all time. Of course I have what it takes, and no matter who I face it will all end the same way, whether it be by a Superkick or a Pedigree, they will all fall to me, and I WILL BE THE TV CHAMPION!

*Ryku looks at the monitor with a look of determination*

Faith: Well thank you for your time, good luck tonight!

Ryku: As to you in you match at Girls Night Out.

Da Freakness has arrived

*Wells comes out to the ring to a pretty big pop- and as he did last week, he makes a beeline into the ring, with a mic already in hand. He looks a bit pissed *

Wells: EWA Universe, tonight, I'm done trying to convince anyone, especially Mike, that I didn't attack him! I love all of you and would do anything for you guys, but if you can't believe me, then I'm done trying to convince you guys and Mike, I didn't do it! But that's it, no more pleading, or convincing, you will all see the truth in due time!

*Wells! Wells! Wells! Wells! *

Wells: Mike, now to you, and you alone! I'm done trying to be your friend if you don't believe me, I won't deal with it! You attack me, try to hurt me, and act like a complete asshole to me, and I'm goddamn sick of it! You know deep down I wasn't the one who attacked you and caused you not to be able to compete, but if you don't want to believe me, then I ain't holding back anymore! No more damn Mr. Nice Guy! I'm gonna give you what has coming to you! I will beat you into the damn ground, and I'll prove to you that it wasn't me who attacked you, because if it was me, then I wouldn't have left you with the ability to walk!

Carter: He is gonna kill Muir! I can’t wait

Wells: So now, you have the Freak to deal with, and it ain't gonna be pretty for you! You may have been my friend, but if you want to continue to be like this, then I will hurt you, and I will hurt you bad! So bring it on, I ain't af----

Barbie Panzer’s sex toy- Mike Muir

*Mike Muir makes his way out to the ring much like Wells- to a pretty big pop, but determined, focused, pissed off *

Muir: Wait just one fucking minute broski, you still want me to believe it wasn’t you? Are you mad? Taking a look at that video from Untamed Khaos, you’re the same size and well you were very willing and ready to take my shot at the PAIN World title. It was no coincidence that you just so happened to be there that night. And week after week you keep preaching to the good EWA fans it wasn’t you who attacked me. You’re a liar and a cheat. You’re a fraud, you pander to the fans, make them believe in you, then turn around and commit a heinous attack on me all because you wanted to take a shortcut to the PAIN! World Title. But you failed, failed big fucking time. So if you want to …..

The Prophet, The Saviour, The messanger of the immortals - Tobias Alexander

Tobias makes his way out onto the ramp in his signature hooded robe, shaking his head

Tobias: Wells, there is no point in denying it any longer. You are guilty, and everybody who has seen the light knows it. You need to let go of your denial and accept your punishment. Acceptance is the first step to recovery, and your recovery can lead you to the light. All you need to do is follow the words of the Prophet, and thou shall have your freedom.

The Champ, The Big Man, The man who Carter Davis loves- Raden Blain

*Raden Blain makes his way down the ramp to massive heat from the Polish crowd. He slowly makes his way into the ring with the PAIN World Heavyweight belt around his waist and demands a mic *

Raden: You poor pathetic souls. While all three of you continue with your bitching and moaning, I’ll just continue on the path that the Unholy Father has laid out in front of me. I shall continue with my winning ways and shall keep this worthless piece of metal around my waist

The GM, The Leader, The Yu-Gi-Oh card - Horus Black

Horus: It seems there is no end to your squabbling. You just can't reach a concluesion. Did Wells attack Muir? I don't know, and quite frankly, I don't care. What I do know, is that you two are going to settle this little fight tonight. Main event. Mike Muir vs. Ryan Wells. Tonight. Get this bikkering over with.

El Enigmo: Santo Jose... You are...um... lots of Méjico gloria. You are very good luchadore ce. Pero *smacks himself on his chest* Enigmo es supremo luchadore also.

Santo Jose vs El Enigmo es big lucha encuentro! Lots of flying. Lots of wrestling. Supremo encuentro! Either could ganar, no er... win. Real winner *points around to the stands on all sides of the ring* es fans. *crowd cheers*

So Santo Jose. Come down to ring. Lets go!

*Gaileo is shown backstage, looking at a camera showing the arena. He turns to face the camera*

Gaileo: Why howdy ho EWA. Allow me to introduce myself to all of your mentally stupid fans, trying to fuck a door knob. I am the monster, the man EWA needs, I am Gaileo. But after tonight, I will be another thing. I will be, the Number 1 Contender to the Pain TV Title. Wells, look at that word in the middle TV. Not World. TV. World will come in due course. But I defeat Harry Richards tonight, and I'm already a 9/10 of the way there, because I know that Alpha Romao, or Ryku O'Ryan, whoever I face, will be easy pickin's. So at Clash at the Colosseum, when I win the TV Title, we will be in an era of G.

But you guys, the era of G, is not something you want to be in. In the era of G, I'll dictate like some of the worse dictators in history. This may be in bad taste, but Adolf Hitler will seem like a saint, to what I'm planning for you guys. There will be no chambers – no. But I will slowly pick away at you. I'll target the leg, and when it is almost destroyed, I'll work on your other one. Your right arm, and your left, will never be what they used to be. Your stomach, will have so many boot marks, will be so red, you won't by able to relax properly. The submission moves I will use, to systematically destroy your back, will me you will have to sleep in your wheelchair, praying that one day you can stand up and move your limbs. Your head will be so bloody, you'll be like Ric Flair, but without the wrestling skill

You see Richards, I'm the man that cannot be beaten. Ryku may have managed a fluke against me, but by God, I'm not making that mistake again. You're part of the Best of British? Listen here man, I'm English, and by god I'm better than you, and tonight, I'll prove it. You may need a new leg, a new spine, hell, you'll need a new brain, so you can forge the biggest beating of your life.

Ryku O'Ryan, we still have unfinished business. As I mentioned earlier, you beat me at Untamed Khaos, and I'm proud of you, a lot. You managed to defeat, the unbeatable. Except back 2 weeks ago, I wasn't unbeatable, I tricked my brain into thinking I am, so that caused to me to get to cocky, which caused my mistake. But not any more. I have a new plan I WON'T BE HOLDING BACK. I won't be trying to put on a five star classic, I just was to disintegrate you, beat you into a pulp. If I do face you Ryku, you can bet your damn ass, that the night will be mine, and mine only

Alpha Romao, the one I respect the most, but accomplished the least. I like you, you have a good attitude, and me vs you can only do wonders for PPV Buy Rates. But Mr. Alpha, there is one thing I don't like, and that's the need to have that fat piece of crap Destruction around you. Yeah, he's your bodyguard, but with him by you, you will never be World Champion, hell, if we soon go on different shows, I'm willing to bet decent money, that one of you two will be World Champion, hell, you could be feuding over it, but that will never happen, unless you go your separate ways

And I ain't done yet guys, because your worst nightmare, has yet to have arrived. I may be happy Gaileo now, but when the bell goes “Ding Ding Ding,” you can bet your ass, that the attack may seem like a nightmare, but it is nothing but reality.

*Alpha Romao, is shown backstage, reading Animal Farm*

Alpha: So, how many of you guys know that Animal Farm isn't just a funny book, it symbolises the Russian Revolution. The Pigs Symbolises the Leaders of this rebellion, by saying that they represent the others, but brainwashes them into thinking they are always right, and that they get Special Privileges. The humans, symbolises the old government, the one the people of Russia so wanted to get rid of, for what they thought would make their lives better, but in the end, just makes it worse.

I could go on and on, about what the Hens resemble, or how Old Major's dream goes to waste, but the Pigs and The Humans, are the things I want to talk to you about. The Humans, Mr. Jones. Mrs. Jones, Mr. Freddrick, Mr. Pilkington, they resemble Robareid, eyehatecena, Shining Light, and Destruction. They treat us all like shit. They control what we can do, and what we don't do. They have favourites, and they get pushed to the motherfucking moon, instead of the wrestlers that have talent.

We're tired of this crap, and we want stuff to be done. I'll win the Pain! TV Title, and after I do, things will start to change. My talent must get noticed, so the bosses must tell I'm the real deal, and I don't know who Joey Ryan is, but I AM Money, ME. You see bosses, you won't be able to avoid my talent for long, because I can start a rebellion just like *clicks fingers* that. I know plenty of people who want to rebel, one of which would be Gaileo.

Gaileo, I'm Napolean, the leader, the dictator, not you. Destruction is equivalent to Snowball, my second hand man. You are just like Old Major. A washed up Old Veteran, but will have to be sacrificed for the good of the cause. And the cause, is why Ryku O'Ryan will get annihilated tonight. You see Ryku, you cannot beat me. You may have beat the washed up veteran, but I could do that in my sleep. Ryku, you support the bosses, I know it, that is why, for the good of the cause, you will need to be out of the picture, and a little birdie thinks they can help me with that

Now Harry, Harry Richards, the man who disgust me the most. You get pushed to the top, like Rob Rage, because you're related to the boss. It ain't cool man. You're worse than Triple H, because, not only are you related to the boss, but I expect you slept with him as well. But Mr. Harry, if I face you at the Clash, you will not only lose the match, but you'll lose your teeth as well

As for this book review “No Thanks Needed”

Pre match promo

Blaze: Tonight is going to be a fantastic night, because I am going to perform, doing what I do best. Tom Butcher may be from lovely Britain, but he can't take the heat. He will learn tonight why I am becoming the most talked about wrestler in this business and why I am undefeated.


Blaze victory promo

Blaze: Well that was fun wasn't it? Hope you people enjoyed that, but this is only the beginning. At Clash, I will be facing HolyJose. (crowd boos) Easy crowd, easy. I actually respect HolyJose. Not for the doochebag act on the outside, but for his skills in the ring. I faced him first and beat him and he had excuses. Now, I will prove to him that I am simply the better man and that his days are coming to an end. In Mexico, I was brought up harsh and through Samoan Training, I faced hard trials so a message to HolyJose. You can attack me from behind, you can attack me with friends, you can take me down, but I will not stay down. I will get back up and you will be put down like the wild animal you are! Your weakness will become my strength and you will be left to see me, hitting the Will-O-Wisp, for the 1.......2.......3. See you at Clash, buddy.

*A camera pans the work out room in the arena- stopping on Barbie Panzer and Faith Leflur who are working out *

Camera man # 2: Hey ladies. Have anything to say about your match against Sasha Panzer and Bertha Ray?

Barbie: Anything to say about my little slutty sister and that pig of a woman Bertha? Not really. They are both a waste of my time. Sasha tries riding my coat tails wherever I go. She wants to be me, she dreams to be me. I’ll kick her scrawny ass out of here soon enough though. And Bertha? Ha, she is a joke. Anything to add Faith?

Faith: I’m just happy to be in an official match and to prove myself worthy of being in the ring along someone like you Barbie. I owe my training all to you, Karl, Oli and Mike. I just want to make you all proud. I want to make the EWA fans proud.

Barbie: That’s sweet. And I know you will do great girl. Come on, lets go

*Barbie and Faith walk out the workout room and head off to the ring *

Harry: They’re my pick to win. They’ve been training together for the last few months.

Carter: I wonder if they train in the nude

Harry: I doubt it as Karl, Oli and Muir have been helping out in the training

Carter: So? They could still train in the nude. I’d love to see that

Harry: Urm, well ok. Before the match gets started, lets send it to our number one EWA camera man- Chucky Nuts who is backstage with Sasha Panzer and Bertha Ray.

*In a room backstage *
Chucky: Whats up my bitches. What you got ta say about your match with Barbie Panzer and Faith Leflur? Its next

Sasha: Well, I…

Bertha: The purty and proper Faith is getting her ass kick for what she did to me in Berlin. She will be sorry she ever fucked with me. She will be sorry she ever fucked with Sasha here too. And that skanky cunt Barbie Doll, her and her Ken Doll ain’t all that. Her Ken Doll can’t even win a damn title. I’ll kick that skanks ass out of here for ya Sasha. Dotcha worry

Sasha: I plan on running her out myself. I’m no slouch. I never got to train with Ute or my brothers, but I always tried to sneak out and watch them. I know how they work. As far Faith- that bitch is just and interviewer. I’ll kick her ass just for the hell of it. And I’ll

Bertha: Well God damn, I ma horny now as I ma thinking about ma Cody. Sasha why don’t ya suck off Chucky here. I’ll just watch and pleasure myself

Sasha: Hell no, we have a match, like now

Chucky: Awe come on

Bertha: Do it!

*Sasha just walks out the room. Chucky and Bertha look at each other *

Bertha: Don’t fucking look at me. Cody’s ma man. No one else gets a piece of this prize.

*Bertha leaves the room too, leaving Chucky all by his lonesome *

Harry: Wait? Bertha and Cody? Who the hell is Cody?

Carter: He’s on Carnage. Personally I think they make a cute couple

*A camera man follows Horus Black into the dressing room of Paco and Taco Torres- he walks in on them both making burritos in a small oven *

Horus: What the hell smells of shit in here?

Paco: Senor Black, it’s…

Horus: Never mind what it is, I’ll just make this quick. Tonight Raden Blain has no opponent and due to the fact everybody else is scheduled for a match tonight. Either you or your brother will have to do. You guys chose- NOW!

Taco: But we were told that we had the night off.

Horus: Well that person’s fired, and if neither one of you step the fuck up, both of your asses will be fired and shipped back to that shithole of a country Mexico.

Paco: Senor Black, please no- one of us will be out there. Me and me brother promise. Me and me brother are….

Horus: Look, I couldn’t care about either one of you. I just need some loser to throw to Raden. And Jesus, the stench in here is appalling.

*Horus Black exits the dressing room gagging, the camera man, Chucky Nuts stays behind *

Paco: Hey man, that Mike Muir Barbie Panzer video was the shit. You still have it? Me and me brother want to watch it again.

Chucky: Yo man, I got ya. Da video is right here in my weed bag. After the show I’ll find you guys

Taco: Oh boy. Porn tonight! But Paco, we need to decide who fights Senor Blain.

Paco: You can do it. I just masturbated. I am tired.

Taco: I’ve been here with you the whole time and you no masturbated.

Paco: Damn Taco, then how we chose then?

Taco: Pin the tail on the donkey?

Paco: But we have no donkey

Taco: Monopoly?

Paco: Takes too long and you can not count in English

Chucky: What about you guys play Rock, Paper, Scissors?

Taco: Si! I love that game

Paco: Ok, sounds fun. Loser fights Raden

*Taco and Paco both come up with Rocks *

Taco: We try again


*Taco and Paco both come up with Rocks *

Paco: We try again?

Taco: Si!

*Taco and Paco both come up with Rocks *

Taco: Stop picking what I pick

Paco: Me sorry!

*Taco and Paco both come up with Scissors *

Taco: Stop picking what I pick. No Rock, No Scissors

Paco: Me so sorry again. I will pick paper next time.

Taco: Ok

*Paco comes up with Paper, while Taco comes up with Rock *

Taco: Rock smash big hole in Paper! Me won. Me won!

Chucky: Yo! That’s not

Taco: Me won!

Paco: Well me will win the PAIN! World Title tonight. I will have all the glory. Me will buy me a plane. Me will be the most famous person in the world!

*Paco speeds off to get ready for his match *

Chucky: He does know its not a title match, doesn’t he?

Taco: No, but he will be ok.

Chucky: And you know Paper beats Rock?

Taco: Me know, but Paco doesn’t


Carter: My God they are idiots. But at least we get to see a Torres brother get beaten down again

Harry: I know, I love the guys, but I have to admit, I like those beatdowns





after match





*Camera’s follow the beaten, bloodied, broken Paco Torres, who is being carried by two security men, to the back. Blood is pouring from his forehead like water flowing down a waterfall. Taco rushes up to check on him *

Taco: You almost had him beat. I am proud of you

Paco: Tacbio, Id wan si ga

Taco: Me no understand

Paco: Tebow, si gra da

Taco: Me still no understand

*Horus Black walks up to Taco and Paco. He takes one look at Paco and laughs *

Horus: Get this piece of shit out of here. He is bleeding on my floors.

*Paco is carried off to get medical help and Taco starts to follow *

Horus: Hey, Cheetos, get your ass back here

*Taco turns around *

Taco: You talking to me?

Horus: Yeah, I…

Taco: My name is Taco. Do you have any Cheetos?

Horus: I don’t care what your name is. I just wanted to let you know that you are in a match with Johnny Hot at Clash at the Colosseum- a no DQ match

Taco: Can I wear Johnny Hot’s underwear that I found last week? And what is DQ? Is that Dairy Queen? I love their milkshakes.

*Horus just walks away, leaving a confused Taco in the hallway. He has forgotten about how his brother is doing, he has also probably forgot about his match with Hot at Clash- the only thing he is thinking about is a Dairy Queen milkshake *

Carter: Damn, I want a milkshake

The screen shows Harry Richards sitting in his lockeroom with his feet up looking thoughtfully up at the ceiling

Harry: Final four eh… Just two wins away from becoming Pain’s TV champion… Not bad for somebody who’s yet to reach his seventeenth birthday is it? I’ve never won a singles championship, I’ve had success in the tag ranks before, and I’ve got the gold to prove it *motions over to the bench where one of the HWA tag team championships is lying* but I’m yet to fully breakout as a singles star.

*He then sits up and grabs some wrist tape off the floor and begins taping his wrists*

Hardly surprising though, I’ve only been a full time wrestler for eight months. I guess I’ve been fairly fortunate to have any success so early in my career though. *bites off the end of the tape and fastens it off, the looks straight into the camera for the first time*I don’t feel that way though. That’s because I’m hungry. I’m hungry for success, and it’s that hunger that is going to get me through this TV title tournament. It’s that hunger that’s going to see me beat Gaileo. It’s that hunger, and my God given talent. They don’t call me the Concorde for nothing. I’m the best high flyer ever to come out of the UK, and soon I’ll be your TV champion.