Pain episode 6

- Opening
- Horus Black opens the show and announces that Muir will get another title shot at CatC alongside Wells
- Raden Blain comes down to the ring and cuts a promo about dominating
- Muir comes out and cuts a promo in the ring saying he too is still undefeated, and he'd be champion if it wasn't for Wells
- Wells comes down to ringside and says he wasn't Muir's attacker. He says him helping Muir last week proved that
- Muir says that didn't prove anything, he didn't receive any help and for all he knew Wells could have been about to attack him
- Raden says that it wouldn't have mattered if Wells had interfered, he would have won no matter what had happened and that the attack at UK was insignificant as he could have beaten either of them
- Wells then questions why Raden needed his Covenant last week, then goes onto say that the reason he couldn't help Muir was because he too was attacked by "the man"
- The man comes out onto the ramp and reveals himself to be Tobias Alexander and says he was saving Muir from Wells
- Horus announces that he's just signed Tobias to a contract and that he will be the fourth member of the title match at CatC and that they will be in tag action tonight in the main event, Blain & Wells vs. Alexander & Muir
- Ryan starts telling Muir that it wasn't him until Blain nukes Muir from behind
- Ryan pulls Blain off of Muir but Tobias slides into the ring and hits the "fufillment" on Wells then has a stare-off with Blain before dragging Muir out of the ring with him and helping him up the ramp
- Alpha and Destruction backstage interview
- Ryku in ring promo
- Ryku O’Ryan defeats Destruction clean
- Barbie Panzer comes out- says its great to be back home in Berlin
- Bertha Ray and Sasha Panzer attack her
- Faith LeFlur runs out and chases them off
- Backstage promo from Bertha & Sasha
- Inring promo from Luc Ledesma explaining the whole Silva-Ledesma fued
- Silva comes in from behind and attackks him then chokes him out with a rear naked choke and security have to come out and pull him off
- Johnny Hot in ring promo complaining about FA's interference and them costing him the title. He's out for revenge-
- Gaileo and Harry Richards backstage segment hyping up their match next week in the TV Title semi finals
- Fuegos Artificiales backstage interview saying they feel wrong for interfering in the match last week and want to find Hot to apolagise
- Blaze Xedir comes out and cuts an inring promo
- Holy Jose comes out onto the ramp and they have a back and forth
- Horus Black comes out and says they'll each pick each others opponents tonight. Blaze picks first as HJ's match us up next
- Blaze says that that's not fair as everybody already is booked in a match. Horus says not my problem. Blaze begrudgingly picks Taco Torres
- Holy Jose defeats Taco Torres clean
- Backstage segment where FA are looking for Johnny Hot. Make it funny, maybe they walk in on Muir and Barbie getting it one
- El Enigmo in ring promo
- Alpha Romao defeats El Enigmo mostly clean, but maybe with a little interference from Destruction to turn the tide and then Alpha taking it from there
- Another backstage segment from FA looking for Hot (If you can't think of anything then we could just scrap this. Maybe walk into CJ's office...)
- El Enigmo is in the back and Northern Aggression make fun of him, call him a jobber and the like
- Holy Jose comes out and choses Johnny Hot for Blaze to face
- Blaze Xedir defeats Johnny Hot when: Johnny Hot has the advantage Fuegos Artificiales come out looking to apolagise. Johnny gets distracted threatening the Torres brothers and Blaze gets a rollup victory
- FA looks apolagetic. Hot is pissed and runs at them but the run away up the ramp with Hot in fast pursuit
- Blain & Wells defeat Muir & Tobias via DQ when mid way through the match Muir pounds on Wells in the ropes and won't stop
- After the match Muir keeps going. Raden just leaves his partner and Tobias joins in on the beatdown. Security have to separate them as they go off air

Johnny Hot v Blaze Xedir
Hot/Angle…….Blaze/HBK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4Y6hcXp9Rk
*stop watching @ 10:13- Hot and Blaze both went over the top rope onto the arena floor

*The ref starts counting them both out

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*Blaze quickly gets to his feet and jumps on the ring apron with lightning quick speed and then just as quickly dives onto a waiting Johnny Hot. Blaze stands up then gets a dazed Johnny Hot to his feet, drags him to the ring steps and is about to slam him into the stairs, but Hot, thinking quick on his feet despite him being a bit dazed, stops Blaze with a rake to the eyes- stopping him in his tracks. Johnny Hot, still a bit dazed, quickly hits a RKO on Blaze like Randy Orton used to do- you did not see it coming- now Orton does his stupid pounding on the mat, then catches his opponent in the RKO. Blaze is out and Johnny Hot slowly gets to his feet- it looks like he is moving in slow motion

Harry: Holy Shit- Johnny Hot just won this match- he just needs to get into the ring and Blaze will be counted out

Carter: Hot is hot!!!!!

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*Johnny Hot, now recovered, gets in the ring while Blaze is out cold on the arena floor. Johnny Hot starts mouthing off to the crowd, who are now booing him mercifully.

*Johnny Sucks! Johnny Sucks! Johnny Sucks!

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*Blaze, still outside the ring, slowly gets to his feet, while Hot is strutting his stuff to the crowd, mimicking Ric Flair- going as far as yelling out - WOOOOOOOO!, dropping his elbow on an imaginary opponent on the mat. The ref is just looking at him with amazement- to the point that he forgot about counting out Blaze. The fans are throwing all sorts of crap into the ring now, beer cans, beer bottles, kinder beer sippy cups for the little German kinder(children), beer flavoured lollipops, beer flavoured Icees, foam beer bottles. Other things are thrown into the ring too, including an EWA Barbie Panzer poster in which she is in a bikini and bent over, which Johnny Hot quickly picks up- makes the ref hold it up and Hot proceeds to pretends to hump Barbie- the crowd is livid as he is disrespecting a beloved German wrestling Icon. Johnny Hot keeps screaming out ‘Wooooooo! Wooooooo!’ with each thrust *

Carter: Take that Mike Muir! Johnny’s fucking your girl. She’s getting around tonight

Harry: Um, it’s a poster

Carter: Oh yeah, well still it’s funny

*While this is going on, Blaze Xedir has regained his composure, and has made his way to a top turnbuckle and just looks on at Johnny Hot making a fool out of himself. Blaze then flies off the turnbuckle with the greatest of ease, looking like an eagle soaring in the sky and proceeds to take out both Hot and the ref. Blaze crawls over to the ref and tries to revive him- to no luck. Another ref runs out from the back, and jumps into the ring. Blaze makes his way to Hot and covers him for the pin

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Kickout by Hot as Blaze did not hook his leg

*Blaze, wanting to end the match right now, pulls up Hot by one arm, then hits him with a quick clothesline to the neck, knocking Hot down again, and covering him for the pin once more, this time hooking his leg for good messure

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*Johnny Hot somehow manages to kickout again and tries to get up but Blaze punches him in the face, knocking him down again

*The other ref finally comes to, but rolls out the ring to get out the way and is helped to the back. Blaze, as graceful as a gazelle, jumps on the top turnbuckle, then just as quickly does an awesome 360 Legdrop, that Blaze likes to call the Will O Wisp, from the top rope to Hot’s prone body- hitting him in the neck region. Its almost like watching a Mexican Jeff Hardy in action minus all that weirdass face paint

*The crowd is chanting “THAT WAS AWESOME!, THAT WAS AWESOME!, THAT WAS AWESOME!, while some are chanting “Wunderbar! Wunderbar! Wunderbar!” while others are screaming ‘Ein mehr bitte! Ein mehr bitte! Ein mehr bitte!

Harry: Wow did you see that? He did a full 360 degree flip. Simply amazing. Its like it just comes natural to the guy. He is like a clean Jeff Hardy mixed with a healthy Rey Mysterio mixed with Austin Aries. I think I found my favourite wrestler. This match is over. Pin him Blaze.

Carter: Damn, this kid just keeps getting lucky- first against HolyJose, now against Johnny Hot. I’ll admit it though, that Will O Wisp- watching it made me pee a little- it was that amazing.

Harry: I looked some of his matches up from when he wrestled in Mexico, did you know he was once a masked luchador that wrestled under the name of Santo Fuego? And after being unmasked, then leaving Mexico he then trained under tribes in the Amazon

Carter: Well Johnny Hot is a major player in HWA- he once beat the one and only Tommy Thunder- the Tommy Thunder. Johnny Hot will one day be the top man here in EWA. But tonight, I think Hot just got his ass handed to him. I think everybody underestimated this Blaze guy

*Blaze, after soaking in the cheers from the fans, drops down and hooks Hot’s leg for the pin

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Harry: And its over! Yes!

*Johnny Hot lifts one shoulder off the mat somehow- the whole crowd is stunned. The ref can’t believe it either after the punishment Johnny Hot has taken thus far.

Harry: How the hell did he kick out of that?

Carter: Hot is not going to give up, he has a lot of fire in him

Harry: He has the will to win.

*Blaze is looking a bit frustrated now as Hot has kicked out of 3 pin attempts in the matter of minutes. With a determined look on his face, Blaze once again goes to cover Hot for the pin, but this time Johnny Hot finger pokes him in the eye, which the ref does not see. Johnny Hot quickly slides out the ring and falls to the arena floor. Blaze is temporarily blinded and the ref checks on him- helping him to his feet and into a corner across the ring. The ref then starts to count Johnny Hot out

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*Johnny Hot, after a few seconds resting on the floor, finally starts to get to his feet- pulling himself up with the ring apron

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*Johnny Hot, by this time, has made it on the ring apron *

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*Blaze has finally recovered somewhat and makes his way towards where Hot is, but Johnny Hot grabs hold of the ropes, leans back, then slingshots himself on Blaze- knocking him down like a Mexican bowling pin- which is really just like any other bowling pin really. With Blaze down on the mat, Johnny Hot rushes to one corner and climbs to the top turnbuckle, turns around and flips off the German crowd, then gives a Nazi salute which causes the fans to once more throw as much stuff at him as they can- even more than last time

Carter: HA! I love it

Harry: Um, that’s not cool. Germans hate the Nazi part of their past in their country

*Johnny Hot just laughs it off, soaks in all the jeers and insults thrown his way like any great heel in the sport of wrestling. Hot then jumps off hitting Blaze with a perfect Five Star Frog Splash- looking like some redneck RVD or Eddie while doing it . Johnny Hot then quickly stands up and places one foot on Blaze and demands that the ref count his pin attempt

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Harry: How insulting

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*Blaze easily lifts his shoulder breaking the count

Carter: Come on! That was the slowest count I have ever seen

*Johnny Hot reaches down and pulls Blaze up, irish whipping him into the rope. As Blaze bounces off the rope, Hot hits him with a very stiff clotheline, knocking Blaze to the mat again. Hot then kicks Blaze with a few stiff kicks to his chest and head for good measure. Hot is just about to drop down and try to pin Blaze when……

Fuegos Artificiales- Taco and Paco

*Taco and Paco make their way out to the ringside area- distracting Johnny Hot, taking his eyes off of Blaze

Taco: Senor Hot, me and me brother are sorry. We no mean to make..

Hot: Go fuck yourselves *He then spits on both Torres brothers and curses them out in Spanish, but with a somewhat country accent *

*While Johnny is yelling at the Torres brothers, Blaze takes advantage- still on the mat, Blaze scoots his way over to right behind Johnny, reaches up, and rolls a surprised Johnny Hot up for the pin *

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Carter: Shit, Johnny’s getting screwed

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Winner- Blaze Xedir

*The ref raise Blaze’s arm up in victory while Johnny Hot just sits up in disbelief. He looks up at Blaze, who is soaking in the cheers of the fans, then he looks over at Paco and Taco who are still at ringside- and they both have sad faces, knowing they cost Hot the match. Hot’s face then turns as red as Ric Flairs does when he cuts a promo now- which is pretty red. Hot quickly slides out the ring and starts running after both Torres brothers- who in turn quickly take off up the ramp. Johnny Hot is in Hot pursuit and he knocks a cameraman down who was in his way- they all disappear backstage

Carter: Man Mexicans can really run fast

HolyJose versus Paco Torres
HolyJose/Rhyno……Paco/Jeff Hardy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Om0JBlACyE
*stop watching @ 4:10- HolyJose hits Paco with a suplex

*HolyJose, knowing he has the match won now, covers Paco for the pin*

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Kickout by Paco

*HolyJose argues with the ref- insinuating that it was a slow count. The ref stands his ground(well he is actually on his kness on the matt, but you get the picture *

Carter: Dammit, I so want this match to be over- I have to take a piss. Like a beer piss

Harry: So when you piss, does it come out your penis of your vagina?

Carter: Both actually

*HolyJose then decides to sit on Paco’s chest, pulls his head up and then starts hitting him with a few stiff forearms to the face when the ref starts with his DQ count*

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Another stiff forearm

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Yet another stiff forearm

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Yet another stiff forearm

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*HolyJose finally stops, then pulls a pretty limp Paco up to his feet and hits him with the 3 Amigos- so smooth, so perfect, that the late Eddie would approve. *

Harry: Seeing that move really makes me miss Eddie

*HolyJose then rolls Paco up for another pin attempt*

Carter: And it’s over. It’s over! IT’S OVER!

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Thre…..Paco puts his foot on the bottom rope

Harry: Wow, Paco did the unbelievable, I really thought the match was over there.

Carter: Damm

*HolyJose pulls a very groggy Paco to his feet, almost looking like he is pickin g up a ragdoll that Giddy keeps in his closet to play with when nobody is looking. HolyJose then hits him with a couple of nasty kicks to the stomach before kicking away at the Paco’s knee. The ref pulls HolyJose back, and checks on Paco who is holding his knee, screaming out something in Spanish.. HolyJose pushes the ref away, grabs Paco, whips him into the ropes, Paco bounces off, stumbles to one knee and HolyJoses then runs to the rope, rolling towards Paco, reaches his arms around around Paco’s neck in the process, catching him in The Final Judgement- a rolling cutter. Paco is flipped over and is out, HolyJose rolls Paco up for one more pin attempt*

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Winner: HolyJose

Carter: Yes! My other man won! I’m so horny now

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O2 World Berlin Mühlenstraße 12-30, Berlin Germany

*Ryku comes out to cheers from the crowd, he is all smiles as usual*

Ryku: How ya doin' lads?

*Crowd cheers*

Ryku: Glad to hear it. Tonight I take on a Fella known as Destruction. Some Bodygurad for this Alpha Fella. Now I don't know to much about this Fella, but I'm bettin that he's not to bright. Working for a lad like Alpha, makes me think he has a wee bit of a brain. My guess is the Bug Fella upstairs forgot to give him any smarts, and made up for it in size.

*Crowd laughs*

Ryku: Now now lads, we shouldn't be laughing at the mates stupidity. We should feel sorry for him and you should all feel sorry that he has to step in the ring with me, The Natural. Destruction, I hope you had no intention of actually beatin' me, cause I promise that when it's all said and done, whether it'll be a kick to the head, or a faceslam. You will not leave here under your own power.

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Faith: I am here in the ring with Blaze Xedir, a man who made a big splash at Untamed Khaos agaisnt HolyJose. Great job Blaze as HolyJose is a legend in this sport. Now last week HolyJose said the only reason you beat him was because he was tired from wrestling two guys before him. He then challenged you to another match- one on one- which will take place at Clash at the Collessium. What are you're thoughts on that? What are your thoughts on why he attacked you as you left the ring?

Blaze: Well Faith, HolyJose is what we call a coward. He challenges me to a match at Clash of the Coliseum, where he thinks he can defeat me. When I accept, he attacks me from behind and you know what, I’m not even mad. Him attacking me just shows his weakness. You see, he has this one weakness about him that I will exploit and use to defeat him at the PPV. When I hit my finisher, the Will O Wisp (360 Legdrop from top rope), HolyJose will have to admit that he is not as good as he thinks he as. And this is my first match on PAIN, in front of BERLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNN!!!! (crowd cheers) I wouldn’t have my first win anywhere else


Faith: I am here in the ring with Blaze Xedir, a man who made a big splash at Untamed Khaos agaisnt HolyJose. Great job Blaze as HolyJose is a legend in this sport. Now last week HolyJose said the only reason you beat him was because he was tired from wrestling two guys before him. He then challenged you to another match- one on one- which will take place at Clash at the Collessium. What are you're thoughts on that? What are your thoughts on why he attacked you as you left the ring? And Finally what are you're thoughts on your match tonight against Johnny Hot?


Blaze: Well Faith, HolyJose is what we call a coward. He challenges me to a match at Clash of the Coliseum, where he thinks he can defeat me. When I accept, he attacks me from behind and you know what, I’m not even mad. Him attacking me just shows his weakness. You see, he has this one weakness about him that I will exploit and use to defeat him at the PPV. When I hit my finisher, the Will O Wisp (360 Legdrop from top rope), HolyJose will have to admit that he is not as good as he thinks he as. And this is my first match on PAIN, in front of BERLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNN!!!! (crowd cheers) I wouldn’t have my first win anywhere else and Johnny Hot will feel……..the…….heat

Faith: Ok, I am back here with Fuegos Artificiales which is made up of the Torres brothers- Paco and Taco. Last week you both went to the ring with your friend Harry Richards and got involved in his match costing Johnny Hot the match. What do you have to say about that? I mean your friend won, but it was a tainted victory.

Taco: Si! We did not know touching Harry’s butt would cost Senor Hot the match

Faith: Wait, back up- touching Harry’s butt?

Taco: Si! Had to so I could roll Harry out of the pin attempt by Senor Hot. Harry has a soft butt

Paco: Johnny Hot had a handful of Harry’s tights when trying to pin him- we were just trying to break the pin attempt. We did not mean to cause Harry to win right then and there. It made me sad for Senor Hot

Faith: So, let me get this straight, you are both sorry for costing Johnny Hot the match?

Paco: Si! Very sorry. We must go find him to beg for his sorryness.

Faith: That’s not a word- I think you ment beg for his forgiveness

Taco: Yes, that is the word. Come on Paco, lets find our Senor Hot- we owe him an apology. Lets go mi amigo! And Ms Faith, you mind if we bring this cameraman with us?

Faith: Sure, why not

*Taco and Paco, with cameraman in tow, head off looking for Johnny Hot*


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Carter: Wells lets see if the Torres have found Johnny Hot yet- Chucky Nutts, you still with them?

Chucky: Yeah bro, check this out, all this shit back here is in German- we have no idea what’s on each door. We have tried every door down this hall except for this one- what the hellah does Rauchzimmer mean?

Paco: Me not know,

Taco: Well *Taco opens the door and hears some moaning * Shh. *whispering * where is that coming from?

*Paco, Taco and Chucky enter the room- its pretty big and ashtrays are all over on a table- they follow the noise into another room set off to the back- walking in on Barbie Panzer and Mike Muir having sex on a small bed, next to the bed in a small desk, which has a small lamp on it, where their clothes are placed on. Barbie’s thong is hanging from the lamp. Barbie is on top and neither Barbie nor Mike know they are there just standing there watching *

Paco: Hey have either one of you seen Johnny Hot? And are those breast real Barbie? Can I touch your ass? Is Johnny hot in here?

*Taco has taken his cell phone out to take pictures while Chucky just keeps filming

Barbie: Get the fuck out of here, I’ll fucking kill you bastards! *Barbie covers her breast with one hand and reaches over to the desk with her other hand- picking up the lamp and throwing it Taco, Paco and Chucky’s way. The lamp doesn’t go far as its still plugged in but Barbie’s thong flies right into Paco’s face, Paco looks at it, sniffs it and puts it in his pocket *

Muir: Get the fuck outta here now!

Taco: But is Johnny Hot in here? We must find him

Muir and Barbie: Fuck OFF!

Taco: I thought that’s what you guys are doing. So have you seen Johnny Hot?

Muir: That’s it, all three of you are dead!

Barbie: Oh God Mike, you’re even hotter when you’re mad. Ich Liebe dich!

Muir: Und Ich liebe dich Ute!

* Muir and Barbie forget that the Torres and Chucky are there and start going at it again. Taco, Paco and Chucky watch for about a minute then hightail it out to the hall *

Paco: *reaches in his pocket and pulls out the thong * Opps, I forgot to give them back

Taco: Keep them, they may be worth a lot of money on Ebay

Paco: Can we go back and watch?

Chucky: I got some of it on video, we can watch it later

Taco: I’ll bring the popcorn and tacos

Chucky: Come on guys, lets try looking elsewhere. Next time we knock. Alright back to you Harry

Harry: Um, I’m speechless- Barbie- the most, um, shit she has a killer body

Carter: Ahhh, that felt so good

Harry: Do I want to know what you just did?

Carter: Its what I showed you that I could do to myself last night

Harry: Really? You did that just now?

Carter: Yeah

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Harry: Ok, lets send it back to Chucky again with the Torres brothers. You guys walked in on anybody else getting it on?

Chucky: No homie, but we walked in on Kid Wonder taking a major dump- and whoa that stunk up the place. Hmm here is the only other door what we have not checked *Chucky holds the camera up to it and it reads CJ’s Office, Taco knocks on the door- no answer so they open the door and walk in *

Paco: Hello! Senor Hot? Senor Hot?

Taco: Wow, look at this *Taco walks up glass closet labeled CJ’s DIRTY PANTS and UNDERPANTS COLLECTION *

Paco: I’ve heard about this- lets try some on.

Taco: Ok

Chucky: Wow, he actually has everything labeled- here is some Johnny Hot underwear

Taco: MINE! *Taco takes them, undresses and puts them on, then puts the rst of his clothes on * I want to say sorry to him while wearing his underwear

Paco: Any other cool things in there?

Chucky: Hmm, Gruber, Rage, Killa, shit looks like something from everybody

Paco: Oh wait, I got an idea * he reaches into his pocket and pulls out Barbie’s thong and then takes his pants and underwear off and puts the thongs on * Look at me, I look sexy! *Paco dances around looking like an idiot *

*CJ’s office door opens and in comes David Hasslehoff

Hasslehoff: Sorry to interrupt but have you guys seen CJ? He was the life of the party last night. Oh and nice thongs pal.

Paco: Thank you amigo! CJ no here. Say are you the Baywatch guy? Or that guy with the talking car?

Hasslehoff: I’m both my friends- Knight Rider was the show with the talking car(yes I had to Google it). I am also a major recording artist here in Germany. Germans love the Hoff. You fans?

Paco: Si! we watched both shows on Telemoudo the Spanish station in the states when we were kids

Taco: Did you make sex with all the women on Baywatch?

Hasslehoff: Ha! Yeah my friends, all of them. And I’ll let you in on a lil secret- I had sex with K.I.T.T. the talking car.

Paco: I made sex with a donkey

Hasslehoff: HA! Me too, though I was really drunk and did not know what I was doing. *The Hoff picks up a picture on CJ’s desk * Who are these guys? Who is thar cute little Mexican kid?

Taco: That big guy is Raden Blain, he is champion here on PAIN! the other guy is Alex Kidd, he is champion on Fury?

Hasslehoff: A child as a champion? How novel. You think he needs a new theme song? The Hoff will write one just for him

Taco: He is not child, he is a grown up just like us- he just shorter than most people

Hasslehoff: You guys want some free CDs of my music? Any friends of CJ are friends of the Hoff



Paco: Si! Si!

Hasslehoff: Cool, well put on some pants and follow me to my lockeroom

Taco: Is Johnny Hot in your locker room? We been looking for him to rell him we sorry.

Hasslehoff: No, can’t say I saw him. Well lets go my new friends

*Paco quickly puts his pants back on and all the men take off with the Hoff, the camera goes to black *

Carter: Wait, no far! They get the hang with the Hoff? What happened to looking for Johnny Hot?

Harry: I still can’t get over the fact that Paco is wearing Barbie Panzer’s thongs

- Opening
- Horus Black opens the show and announces that Muir will get another title shot at CatC alongside Wells
- Raden Blain comes down to the ring and cuts a promo about dominating
- Muir comes out and cuts a promo in the ring saying he too is still undefeated, and he'd be champion if it wasn't for Wells
- Wells comes down to ringside and says he wasn't Muir's attacker. He says him helping Muir last week proved that
- Muir says that didn't prove anything, he didn't receive any help and for all he knew Wells could have been about to attack him
- Raden says that it wouldn't have mattered if Wells had interfered, he would have won no matter what had happened and that the attack at UK was insignificant as he could have beaten either of them
- Wells then questions why Raden needed his Covenant last week, then goes onto say that the reason he couldn't help Muir was because he too was attacked by "the man"
- The man comes out onto the ramp and reveals himself to be Tobias Alexander and says he was saving Muir from Wells
- Horus announces that he's just signed Tobias to a contract and that he will be the fourth member of the title match at CatC and that they will be in tag action tonight in the main event, Blain & Wells vs. Alexander & Muir
- Ryan starts telling Muir that it wasn't him until Blain nukes Muir from behind
- Ryan pulls Blain off of Muir but Tobias slides into the ring and hits the "fufillment" on Wells then has a stare-off with Blain before dragging Muir out of the ring with him and helping him up the ramp
- Alpha and Destruction backstage interview
- Ryku in ring promo
- Ryku O’Ryan defeats Destruction clean
- Barbie Panzer comes out- says its great to be back home in Berlin
- Bertha Ray and Sasha Panzer attack her
- Faith LeFlur runs out and chases them off
- Backstage promo from Bertha & Sasha
- Inring promo from Luc Ledesma explaining the whole Silva-Ledesma fued
- Silva comes in from behind and attackks him then chokes him out with a rear naked choke and security have to come out and pull him off
- Johnny Hot in ring promo complaining about FA's interference and them costing him the title. He's out for revenge
- Gaileo and Harry Richards backstage segment hyping up their match next week in the TV Title semi finals
- Fuegos Artificiales backstage interview saying they feel wrong for interfering in the match last week and want to find Hot to apolagise
- Blaze Xedir comes out and cuts an inring promo
- Holy Jose comes out onto the ramp and they have a back and forth
- Horus Black comes out and says they'll each pick each others opponents tonight. Blaze picks first as HJ's match us up next
- Blaze says that that's not fair as everybody already is booked in a match. Horus says not my problem. Blaze begrudgingly picks Taco Torres
- Holy Jose defeats Taco Torres clean
- Backstage segment where FA are looking for Johnny Hot. Make it funny, maybe they walk in on Muir and Barbie getting it one
- El Enigmo in ring promo
- Alpha Romao defeats El Enigmo mostly clean, but maybe with a little interference from Destruction to turn the tide and then Alpha taking it from there
- Another backstage segment from FA looking for Hot (If you can't think of anything then we could just scrap this. Maybe walk into CJ's office...)
- El Enigmo is in the back and Northern Aggression make fun of him, call him a jobber and the like
- Holy Jose comes out and choses Johnny Hot for Blaze to face
- Blaze Xedir defeats Johnny Hot when: Johnny Hot has the advantage Fuegos Artificiales come out looking to apolagise. Johnny gets distracted threatening the Torres brothers and Blaze gets a rollup victory
- FA looks apolagetic. Hot is pissed and runs at them but the run away up the ramp with Hot in fast pursuit
- Blain & Wells defeat Muir & Tobias via DQ when mid way through the match Muir pounds on Wells in the ropes and won't stop
- After the match Muir keeps going. Raden just leaves his partner and Tobias joins in on the beatdown. Security have to separate them as they go off air

All done

EWA’s Finest- Barbie Panzer

*Barbie Panzer, in a tight black outfit like Trish Stratus used to wear, comes out on the ramp to massive cheers seeing she is a native of Berlin- half the crowd is chanting her real name- Ute, the other half chanting Barbie. Barbie actually start to tear up a bit *

Carter: What is she doing out here?

Harry: Well this is her home town

Barbie: Oh my God! Danke! Danke! Wie gehts es Ihnen Berlin?

*The English speaking people in the audience have no idea what she just said, but the Germans are shouting Gut! Gut! Gut! And screaming her given name ‘Ute’

Barbie: Was sagen Sie? !!!!

*The crowd is screaming out Gut! Gut! Sehr gut! Prima! *

Barbie: Oh its so great being home after all these years- I miss my Berlin, I miss my Germany. Ich leibe sie alles! I love you all, each and every one of you. My brothers and I have worked our hardest to make our country proud of us. Karl and Oli send their love, they are tour in Stockholm right now but their hearts are here in Berlin tonight. In fact I’d like to drink to them someone would be so sweet to grab me a beer

* A stagehand runs to the concession stand and back with a pint of beer. He walks up to Barbie and hands it to her *

Barbie: Thank you sweetie. *she gives him a peck on the cheek * To Karl! To Oli! To Germany! And to EWA! Drink em if you got em! *Barbie downs the beer in record time- hey she’s a Panzer, what do you expect *

*Carter starts to cry *

Harry: What wrong my friend?

Carter: I would have loved to see the Panzer brothers in action. Their muscular bodies intertwined with two other men- all sweaty- oh man- I’d be in heaven

*The crowd starts chanting for Karl, Oli and EWA *

Barbie: Ahhh, how I missed the best beer in the world. Working for EWA has been the greatest thing that has happened for me in a long time. It has helped me travel places I have never been. EWA has given me the freedom to manage my brothers and to wrestle too- and not WWE diva type matches that last less than 3 minutes

*The crowd is chanting WWE SUCKS! Over and over *

Barbie: Yes they do. EWA has also allowed me to host a few shows for them and do all sorts of other PR stuff. They have faith in me and respect me for all the hard work I have done for them. They don’t treat me like some dumb blonde. And to top it all off, if it were not for me coming to EWA- I would have probably not met the best damn person in the world- Mike Muir. Ich liebe dich! He has opened my heart and…..

*Two women run out on stage- one is Bertha Ray- the woman that Barbie beat last week. The other looks a bit like Barbie, expect dressed trashier. They both attack Barbie, knocking her down and they start beating her down . The German fans instantly recognize her as Sasha Panzer- kid sister to Barbie, Karl and Oli*

Carter: Does Barbie have a twin? I’d love to do twins

Harry: Nah, that her kid sister- Sasha

Carter: Think she’d do me?

Harry: Probably- that girl gets around

Carter: YES!

*Bertha Ray instructs Sasha to hold Barbie up- which she does. Bertha then starts slapping the shit out of Barbie- then spits tobacco in her face before finally letting Sasha have her turn at Barbie. Sasha pushes Barbie face down onto the stage- then she also spits on her, then jumps on her back and starts pulling Barbie’s hair causing Barbie to scream out in agony- the crowd is booing the shit out of both Sasha and Bertha.

Carter: I am so turned on now

Harry: Me too. Me too

*Bertha Ray walks to the side of the stage behind Sasha’s view and starts screaming insults to the fans- the fans, in kind, start throwing all sorts of crap at her. EWA PAIN! interviewer Faith Leflur runs out from backstage with a bat in hand. She rushes up behind Bertha Ray and nails her in the back with it, knocking Bertha to her knees. Faith hits her a few more times in the back with the bat until Bertha is out cold on the stage floor- Faith then drops the bat on the stage and runs up behind Sasha. Sasha is still pulling on Barbie’s hair and has no idea what had happened behind her. Faith pulls Sasha up by her hair, then grasps one arm around her neck- then finally hits a perfect Scorpion Death Drop on Sasha *

Carter: Where the hell did that come from? She usually a wuss

Harry: Well she’s been training in the ring with the Panzers and Mike Muir for the last few months

*Faith gets to her feet and helps her friend Barbie up too. Barbie, hair all messed up and a bloody nose but still looking hot, looks around- seeing Bertha and Sasha both out cold just looks at Faith *

Barbie: You did all this?

Faith: Yes

* Barbie gives Faith a big hug, then raises her arm up to a hug pop from the crowd *

Barbie: *pointing to Faith * Ladies and Gentlemen- one of my best friends- Faith Leflur *huge pop for Faith * And that little bitch over there *points to Sasha * Well that’s the blacksheep of the Panzer family the only one in our family who just wants things handed to them- my little sister, Sasha *Barbie goes over to her little sister and gives her a few kicks to the chest * Bitch! I warned you not to come to EWA!

Carter: I’d love to see some sister on sister action- I’d actually pay to see it

*Two security men, followed by two members of the EMT crew make their way out on stage. The security men grab hold of Barbie and pull her away from Sasha to boos from the crowd wanting to see a beatdown on Sasha. Barbie is then escorted backstage and Faith follows closely behind. The two EMT members see to both Bertha Ray and Sasha *

Harry: Well, wow. First Barbie comes out to address her home town, then it breaksdown into all this that has got me all hot and bothered. Lets go take a commercial break now so it gives me a chance to knock on off

COMMERCIAL BREAK

Carter: Ok, well Harry is not back now and I really do not know what to do. Hmmmm. Hmmmmm Hmmmmm. Hmmmm.

*Carter looks at one of the monitors in front of him and sees Harry, in a conference room zipping up his pants. As he is about to leave two beat up looking women walk in- Bertha Ray and Sasha Panzer- they both get in his face and shove him against the wall. Carter, actually using his brain for once, decides to tap into the conference room’s audio and video feed so it comes up on the eTron. *

Carter: Hey Harry, can you here me?

Harry: *screaming * YES! And I need help!

Bertha Ray: Who da fuck are you? Where da fuck is dat voice coming from?

Carter: It’s me, Carter Davis. I’m one of the announcers here on PAIN! My friend, who is in there, is Harry Esel, my announcing partner. Look at the camera in the middle of the table *All 3 look towards the camera, then Bertha Ray and Sasha get back in Harry’s face *

Sasha Panzer: Harry Esel? Really? You know your name translates to Harry Ass in German. Are you the one that’s the freak of nature?

Harry: No! That’s…

Bertha Ray: Shut da fuck up and drop them. I wanna see

Harry: Its not me, its..

Sasha: Just fucking do what she says

Carter: No! I’m the one, I’m the…

Bertha Ray: Shut ya pie hole unless you want me to come out der and fuck ya up too. Now drop em Harry Ass

*Harry reluctantly drops his pants and both Bertha Ray and Sasha have a good laugh *

Sasha: Sorry I had to see your pathetic excuse for a penis. Guess you were telling the truth

Harry: *ashamed * I told you. *Harry pulls his pants up *What do you girls want anyways?

Bertha Ray: Well we’re looking for those two whores Faith and Barbie Doll. That whore Faith picked da wrong bitch to mess with boy. And that Barbie Doll- well I’ll break her skanky ass in two.

Harry: But you both attacked her from behind, Faith was just…

Sasha: *Sasha grabs Harry’s crouch- squeezing as hard as she can- he is in extreme pain * Listen Harry Ass, my skank ass sister thinks she’s all that. She has a stupid redneck hick of a boyfriend. She thinks she’s the be all and in all in women’s wrestling. She thinks she is better than me, she think she’s better than everybody. Well fuck her- that’s why I made a call to my good friend Bertha Ray. With her by my side- we will both rule the Women’s division. I don’t care if Bertha or I rise to the top, just as long as my sister’s dream is ruined. As for her friend Faith? The dumb bitch is going down with her

Harry: *crying in pain * Please, I beg you- let go! *Sasha finally lets go and Harry starts to walk away, clutching his balls *

Bertha Ray: Were da fuck ya goin? *Harry stops in his tracks * Dats a good boy. Now as Sasha just said- both of us will destroy each and every woman in EWA and it starts with that stupid Barbie Doll and her cunt of a friend Faith.. Come on Sasha, lets go find dem bitches. Harry Ass, if you know what’s good for ya, ya best meet me after the show and bring ya freaky friend with ya so ya can put on a freak show for meh. Understand?

Harry: Yes ma’am *Bertha gives him a big wet sloppy kiss *

Bertha Ray: Now get the fuck outta here. NOW!

Sasha: You fucking heard her. NOW! *Sasha gives Harry a hard kick to his ass as he goes out the door * Come on Bertha

*Bertha Ray and Sasha Panzer leave the conference room and Carter turns off the video and audio feed to the room *

Carter: Yes! Someone to shut up Barbie! YES! YES! YES! About damn time.

*Harry Esel runs out from backstage and sits down at the announcers table *

Carter: You ok Harry? I patched the fed through to our audience

Harry: Geh, Thanks. Well lets move on. What’s up next?

Carter: Well I’ve heard that Luc Ledesma wants to come out to address the crowd

RADEN BLAIN PROMO

Man he is pissed- and with good reason

* Mike Muir, dressed in a pretty nice suit, makes his way down to the ring to a pretty big pop from the German crowd. He generally stops and signs a few autographs before entering the ring, but he is focused on one thing, and one thing only- the fact that he got screwed out of winning the EWA PAIN! World Heavyweight title. Muir grabs a mic from the announcers table and enters the ring, standing face to face with Raden *

Muir: Whoa, wait just one minute Raden- you think you are the only undefeated wrestler here in EWA? Think again big man. I’ve been in EWA for quite a few months myself and have wrestled some of the best in this sport. And every time I come out the victor- every fucking time! Look at some of the big names in this company- Rob Rage, Van Hooligan, Hanz Gruber, Michael the Archangel, Carlos Alberto Ramon- all great athletes, but none of them- none of them can say they are undefeated. In fact, the only other guy that has an undefeated record here is you. And you know what? I’ll give you props for that

*Muir rest the mic under his arm and claps his hands for a few seconds- the crowd doesn’t quite know what to make of what Muir just said- in fact some are booing him *

Muir: But we all know the only reason you have such a record as mine is the fact that we didn’t have our match at Untamed Khaos. No, I didn’t have a chance due to the fact that that asshole Ryan Wells attacked me backstage and took my damn spot. No wonder you …..

The FREAK!

Muir: Well speak of the devil!

*Ryan Wells, dressed for ring action, makes his way to the ring to a pretty nice pop- he too is focused and doesn’t stop for small talk with the fans. He enters the ring, gets in Muirs face, who had walked his way, and grabs the mic out of his hand- Muir is pissed *

Wells: Mike, I don't what else I have to say or do to prove I didn't attack you. You're my friend, and I would never hurt you and would not want to lose you as a friend because of something I didn't do. I swear to God, I came back that night and talked to Mr. Black because I wanted back, I missed the EWA, I hated being on the sidelines, I was fully recovered and ready to destroy again. But I swear I didn't do that to you. When I saw the attack, I asked Mr. Black to go visit you, but he said what I need to do is defend your honor by taking your place in the title match. I was gonna win and give you the first title shot, not because I wanted to fight you, but because you deserved it. I swear to God it wasn't me. And I think after last week with me coming out to help save you ass proved I’m only here to help you

Muir: *snatches the mic back from Wells hand * Ha! You would have given me the first title shot? What a joke! And you coming out last week? Ha! That does not prove shit. You were probably out to attack me- you don’t give a shit about me, you just want yet another shot at the title. Ficken Sie Herr Wells! *Muir throws the mic back at Ryan who catches it and is about to say something *

* Some in the crowd are chanting - Ficken Sie Wells! Ficken Sie Wells! Ficken Sie Wells! Ficken Sie Wells! *

RADEN BLAIN PROMO

Wells: Blaine, you needed help to get that title win, if you can even call it a win with you cheating to get it. Why did you need help? Because you were afraid I would beat you and wanted to doe everything you could to beat me, even though you really never did. You're pathetic, you needed help. You have tarnished that title's prestige, you don't deserve it, I had you beat. So, did you need help to be relevant? Well, now your relevancy will be established, when I kicked your ass to win the title. You'll be relevant for the quick title holder to lose in a title match, to me. But Mike, it goes to show that it wasn't me who attacked you. Because I was attacked by the same person. You have to look at facts and realize it wasn't me! What more do I have to prove?? You're my friend! I would never do that to you!

Alpha Romao versus El Enigmo
Alpha/Lance Storm….El Enigmo/Chris Jericho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOwctPwGYdM

*Ignore pre match promos(even though they are great). Stop watching @5:33 *

*Alpha blocks El Enigmo’s Lionsaut attempt by lifting his knees up. El Enigmo, on the mat and clutching his chest, slides out the ring to regroup. The ref starts counting him out*

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Harry: Lucky move by Alpha blocking the Lionsault by El Enigmo. Smart move by the Lucha Libre star, gives him a chance to get his bearings. It looks like he may have gotten hurt though

Carter: Yeah those high risk moves don’t always pay off

*Alpha, already back on his feet goes to exit the ring, but is held back by the ref who makes him go into the opposite corner so El Enigmo can re enter. El Enigmo, still clutching his chest, walks up the stairs, and re enters the ring *

Harry: Yeah, he’s hurt. I think Alpha has this won

*Alpha and El Enigmo meet up in the middle of the ring and lock up. Alpha backs El Enigmo into the corner. Alpha breaks clean, then backs away into the middle of the ring. They both meet up in the middle of the ring again, locking up once again- but this rime, Alpha focuses in on El Enigmo’s arm- twisting and yanking on it- looking like he wants to break it off. Alpha takes El Enigmo down to the mat with an arm drag, but El Enigmo bounces right back up, like a rubber ball, and locks Alpha in a head lock. *

Harry: El Enigmo’s slowing it down a bit- smart thing too. He’s adapting to Alpha’s style.

*Alpha pushes El Enigmo off, but El Enigmo quickly knocks Alpha down to the mat with a shoulderblock, and follows up with a few quick kicks to his side. El Enigmo quickly goes to the corner, climbing to the top turnbuckle. *

Here comes Destruction- no really, Alpha’s body guard, tag team partner- he is coming out to ringside

*Destruction has made his way to ringside, the stairs up to the ring near El Enigmo. With El Enigmo now focusing on Destruction, Alpha has made it up to his feet and trips El Enigmo, who awkwardly falls to the arena floor. *

Harry: Why the hell is he out here? He lost his damn match earlier and is out of the TV Title tournament

Carter: Yeah, but his buddy Alpha looks like he will move on after that- probably by countout though. El Enigmo is not going to recover from that

* The ref yells at Destruction to back away- which he does- and Alpha backs away to his corner so the ref starts counting El Enigmo out *

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*El Enigmo crawls over to the ring steps and starts to get to his feet- you can see blood running from his nose and is covering the lower part of his mask *

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*El Enigmo walks up to the top step and slowly gets back in the ring- its evident that he is hurting as he is holding his neck *

Carter: Man this guy has a lot of guts- I thought for sure he was done for

Harry: He wants to make an impact here in EWA- just like everybody else

*Alpha walks towards El Enigmo and starts taunting him, yelling insults about his heritage, his looks and such. El Enigmo starts to walk towards him, but Destruction has reached into the ring and grasped El Enigmo’s foot- unseen by the ref. With El Enigmo distracted, Alpha hits El Enigmo with a sloppy looking Stinger Splash- but it does the job. El Enigmo has folded into the corner- he looks like a human pretzel. Alpha grabs El Enigmo by one of his feet and drags him into the middle of the ring, flips him over on his stomach- then clamps on the Alpha End All- his version of the Sharpshooter. El Enigmo, immediately taps out*

WINNER BY SUBMISSION- Alpha Romano

Carter: Well pretty good showing by the debuting El Enigmo- that was until that fall from the top turnbuckle. He needs to learn to keep his balance better

Harry: He was knocked off you dumbass. Anyways- Alpha moves on in the TV Title Tournament along with Ryku O’Ryan who won his match earlier tonight.

Carter: That plus my main man Gaileo and that kid Harry Richards move on too

Ryku O’Ryan versus Destruction
Ryku/HBK……Destruction/Vladimir Koslov

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oe-xcWkJpFQ&feature=fvsr
*Watch until 5:19- pin attempt by Destruction *

*Destruction has hooked Ryku’s legs and rolled him up for the pin *

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Thre….

*Kickout by Ryku in just the nick of time *

Harry: Wow, this match has been pretty much Destruction. I’m impressed, really impressed.

Carter: I’m not surprised. Destruction is a fucking tank- nothing can stop him.

*Destruction, thinking he should have won, angrily pulls Ryku up and goes to Irish Whip him into the ropes- but Ryku reverses it, sending Destruction into the ropes instead. As Destruction is bouncing back, Ryku surprises him with a dropkick to the head, then waste no time going for the pin *

Harry: Ryku must have caught his second win.

Carter: I think he just caught a lucky break

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Kickout by Destruction

Harry: Ryku should have hooked the leg. It just cost him an early victory

*Ryku pulls a weakened Destruction up, and tries to set him up with a pedigree- failing in the process. Destruction shoves Ryku in the corner, then follows up with a low blow to Ryku’s crouch. *

Carter: Ouch, he’s gonna have to ice his babies tonight.

*The ref threatens to DQ Destruction, but Destruction just shoves him away too. Again, the ref threatens to DQ Destruction if he breaks the rules one more time and that he must back away. Destruction ignores him, kneeing Ryku in the gut this time and hitting him with the FTW- a stunner- sending Ryku dropping to the mat. Destruction, knowing he has the match won now, covers him for the pin. *

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*Ryku,, realizing the ring ropes are very close, raises his foot placing it on the bottom rope- breaking the count *

Harry: Luckily Ryku knew his surroundings- a lesser man would been pinned in a situation like that. Add to the fact all Destruction had to do is drag him away from the corner and hook his legs

*Almost like he just heard Harry’s words- a very angry Destruction pulls Ryku into the middle of the ring- but instead of pinning him right then and there- Destruction walks to the corner and climbs to the top turnbuckle and…. *

Harry: Not a good idea!

*Destruction launches off the turnbuckle, looking more like a pumped up on steroids bird than a petite graceful bird, Ryku rolls out the way and Destruction hits the mat hard. Ryku makes it to a corner- one behind Destruction, and grabs hold of the ropes and pulls himself up. Destruction is slow to get to his feet too- in fact he has a dazed look to his face. He slowly turns around and Ryku springs from the corner and quickly hits him with a Superkick- one that would make his trainer HBK happy *

Carter: Shit, its over now

* Ryku goes for the pin *

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WINNER- Ryku O’Ryan

[video=youtube;M7Ygfaabe1U]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7Ygfaabe1U[/video]

*Hot walks right through the curtain and walks right to the ring to huge heat. He has no smug look- actually, it's a pretty pissed off look. He demands a mic, then rips it out of the man's outstretched hand*

Hot: Really? Is EWA really going to let this slide!?! Last week I was en route to easily defeated Harry "I Still Breastfeed" Richards, when all of a sudden two fuckin' Taco Bell employees cost me my damn match- and the Pain! TV Title! That's right. Now instead of the great, prestigious title I would've made it, it'll be some play toy! I was the only legitimate contender for that title, and now- do to a travesty of justice- I have been wrongfully ejected from the tournament!

*Crowd Pops Loud At Hot Losing*

Hot: Shut the hell up! You people are just making it worse for the Jumping Bean Brothers that you love so much! Now I never, ever, let anyone get away with ruining one of my works of art- but you two!?! YOU TWO FUCKIN' JOBBERS!?!?! I am the Greatest Wrestler Who Ever Lived, the face of not only EWA, but HWA as well! And the fact that I'm getting relegated to having to call you two out is a disgrace.

*Crowd Boos*

Hot: But you know what? I know exactly what I'll do. Enrique, Pablo, you two will be sacrificed, made an example of- an example that you don't mess with Johnny Hot. An example that I don't deserve to be on a second-rate show competing with third-rate wrestlers! I deserve to be competing with men like Ryku "Fella Fella Fella!" O'Ryan, that creepy goth guy, and Barbie's S&M buddy! Because given the opportunity I can- and will- beat them all!

*Crowd Boos Louder*

Hot: So come on Paco and Burrito... I'm waiting!

*Hot drops his arm, still holding the mic, and waits, looking at the stage, for ten seconds... But nothing happens*

Hot: Come on... Don't be shy! Here, I'll even sing the Mexican National Anthem for you... LA CUCARACHA! LA CUCARACHA! BLAH, BLAH, BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH! TACO TACO! PANTALONES! NOW I WILL GO MOW A LAWN! LA CUCARACHA! LA CUCARACHA! Really? You aren't coming out? You're really not gonna come out? Fine... I get it. You're scared of me. Who wouldn't be? I'm the best wrestler in the world! But just know Taco Bell Brothers... I don't forgive... And I don't forget.

*Hot drops his mic and rolls out of the ring

EWA OFFICIAL THEME SONG- I’m a Gun- Shotgun Messiah
As we go live the pyro on the ramp explodes and the live crowd Berlin crowd erupts

[video=youtube;s3ll45p5Ors]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3ll45p5Ors[/video]
Video by Pau
PAIN! Episode 6

Harry: Hello and welcome to EWA PAIN! We’re live tonight from Berlin Germany two weeks away from Clash at the Colosseum

Carter: And what a show we have for you tonight. We’ve got the aftermath of last week which saw the Mike Muir vs. Raden Blain World Title match end in a mass brawl featuring Muir, the almighty Raden Blain and his Covenant, Wells and this mystery man that has been appearing over the last few weeks

Harry: Plus we have the second set of the opening round of the TV Championship tournament, where Destruction is taking on Ryku O’Ryan and Alpha Romao is facing El Enigmo in his PAIN! debut.

Carter: Plus that rookie Blaze Xedir has apparently requested some TV time to address the Xedir-Jose situation

Harry: All that and much, much more. It’s going to be a special night, that’s for sure, in no small part due to this ELECTRIC crowd here in Berlin

GM Black

Carter: And what a way to start of the night. Our esteemed GM Horus Black, I wonder what he has to say

Horus strides out from behind the curtain and down the ramp dressed in his signature gear looking like someone from the men in black films

Once reaching the ring, he calls for the ring attendant to hold the ring ropes open for him as he steps through into the ring then demands a mic from her, to which she quickly goes and fetches one then hands it to him

Horus: When I say I want a mic I want it quick, do you understand? If not I’m sure we’ll be able to find someone else to fill your position! *The girl nods then quickly rushes back to her chair not wanting to attract any attention to herself*

Right, last week was a mess. A complete and utter mess. I book a huge championship main event and it ends in turmoil. Well, I guess that sort of thing sometimes happens. Now, as I’ve told you all before, I am a fair man. Michael Muir didn’t lose that match, yet he didn’t win the title. So he deserves another title shot. *Crowd, in an almost surprised fashion, cheer*

So at Clash at the Colosseum Raden Blain *boos* will defend his title against Ryan Wells *mixed reaction* and Mike Muir *big cheers*

Harry: Wow, what a stellar main event that is for Clash at the Colosseum

Carter: Anything with Raden Blain in is stellar. What a hunk

Lucha Power!

Carter: Wait, since when did we sign El Generico?

Harry: This isn’t El Generico Carter, this is El Enigmo

A lanky guy where a lucha mask and cape runs down to ring, slides under the bottom rope then kips up to get to his feet to a smattering of claps from the fans. He’s got a huge smile on his face and motions for the ringside attendant to toss him a mic

Enigmo: Esta noche *pats himself on the chest* Enigmo luchar Romao. Esta noche Enigmo derrota Romao. Esta noche Enigmo ganar! Enigmo Television campeón!

Carter: Yep, it’s an El Generico clone. Let’s see him get destroyed here tonight

The camera shot transitions to show El Enigmo dejectedly walking through the gorilla position. Sitting there watching are Tom Butcher and Doug Baker of Northern Aggression drinking beer and laughing.

Butcher: Look what the cat dragged in. Some rip off luchadore who can’t even speak. How the hell did he get put in the TV title tournament ahead of us, eh Doug?

Butcher: I dunno. I mean look at him, he’s got jobber written all over him.

Enigmo’s head snaps towards the two Brits and he marches over to them

Enigmo: Enigmo es no “jobber”! Enigmo es supremo luchadore. Romao… *he snaps his fingers as he thinks of the word in english* Romao cheat. Enigmo no cheat.

Butcher just laughs

Butcher: You lost mate. You’ve never even fucking won a match in EWA. You’re a skinny jobber. I eat bigger meals than you

Enigmo: Nunca he visto a ganar

Both members of Northern Aggression look at each other in confusion

Baker: What?

Enigmo: *Thinking and saying the words slowly as he translates them to English* Win… You… See… I… Never

Enigmo then walks off leaving both guys in confusion

Butcher: Win you see I never? What the fuck does that mean?

Baker: “Scratches his head then suddenly gets it* That skinny knobhead said we never win!

Butcher: Fucking cunt! We’ll show him

Baker: If only we could get a fucking match

Butcher: Let’s go to the boss man and ask for one for next week. Then we’ll show him

Baker: Can’t fucking win my arse! We win more matches by accident than he wins in his entire career

Both men storm off to go see Horus Black in his office

???: Somebody mention me?

All four men in the ring’s heads snap to face up the ramp where “the man” is standing. He is dressed in a long black cloak with a hood covering most of his imbued with what look to be several religious markings intertwined



???: How rude of me, I’ve forgotten to introduce myself. My name is Tobias Alexander, and I am the Prophet that shall deliver all of you the message of salvation. The End is coming, and I hold the key to your path to safety. The Prophecy reveals the path to utopia, and I am here to spread its word. All you need to do… is follow

Wells: Look, whoever you are and whoever you claim to be, I could care less. All I know is that you’ve attacked me, twice now, and you’ve also attacked my friend Mike. So soon, YOU WILL PAY!

Tobias: I have done no such thing. I am a saviour, not a destructor. I am the prophet not the tyrant. I am a protector of justice, not a breaker of it. I am not the man who attacked Muir, you are.

At this Muir rounds on Wells, who holds his arms up denying it and shouting “He’s lying!”

Tobias: Lying is not something I do. I am a man of truth, I am a man of justice, and I am EWA’s saviour. When I attacked you for the first time Wells, it was because you had attacked Muir. I was making what was wrong with the world right. You stole what was not yours, so I took what was taken. The second time I attacked you, it was not to spite you. I am not a grudge bearer. I was saving Mike Muir from your attack, because I am a saviour. I am the Prophet Tobias Alexander and you Wells… *points down the ramp at him* Are guilty!

At this Ryan rushes to get out of the ring and charge up the ramp where Alexander is, but Horus Black grabs him and pulls him back into the ring with the help of several members of security

Horus: NO! I will not have a brawl to start off MY show. I will not have this anarchy on MY show like last week. If you are going to fight, then it will be in a match. I have just signed Tobias to a contract here on PAIN! prior to going on the air. You four seem to want a piece of each other so much, that I’m going to capitalise on it. At Clash at the Colosseum Raden Blain will defend his title in a fatal four way match against Mike Muir, Ryan Wells AND Tobias Alexander.

Ryan: WHAT? What has he done to earn that? All he’s done is attack both me and Muir from behind

Horus: He’s made what is called an impact. Anyway, a second ago you were raring to get your hands on him

Ryan: You’re damn right I can’t wait to get my hands on him after what he’s done to me and Muir!

Horus: Well I’m going to give you that opportunity tonight. Tonight’s main event will pit Mike Muir alongside PAIN’s newest acquisition Tobias Alexander against the PAIN World Heavyweight Champion Raden and a man who many say played a part in Muir’s attack, Ryan Wells. Have fun

With this Horus drops the mic and leaves the ring. Ryan scowls at Horus then turns to Mike and starts pleading with him off microphone seemingly telling him that he wasn’t his attacker. Muir has a conflicted look on his face, not sure who to believe but then out of nowhere Blain nukes Muir from behind with a sick clothesline to the back of the head knocking him down to the mat

Carter: Wahey! Finally it’s breaking down

Harry: That was a cheap move right there by Raden

Carter: This is Raden Blain we’re talking about. He’s practically God

As Raden starts to lay the boots into Mike, Ryan shoves his partner for tonight backwards into the ropes yelling at him. Raden quickly gets back up to his full height, all seven foot of it, and stares down his partner for tonight. However, before anything can actually happen between the two of them Tobias Alexander is in the ring behind Ryan Wells. He spins him around then kicks him in the gut doubling him over, clasps on a double underhook then lifts him up spins him ninety degrees then sitout smashing his face into the mat in the move he calls “Fulfilment”

Carter: I think it’s quite clear at this point, nobody likes Wells. Raden doesn’t like him because he’s coming after his title, Muir doesn’t like him because he attacked him and Tobias doesn’t like him because he attacked Muir

Harry: We have no proof it was Ryan who attacked Muir

Carter: Meh. Proof-smoof

After laying out Wells, Tobias quickly ascends back to his feet to be met by a daunting figure of Raden Blain standing over him. Tobias stares right into the monster’s eyes for a good few seconds as the whole arena goes quiet in anticipation. However, Tobias just drops down to the mat and rolls out of the ring, dragging Muir with him and he walks up the ramp helping Muir all the while staring back at Raden in the ring

Harry: Well that was anticlimactic…

Carter: He’s saving it for the ring later tonight. You know what, I’m starting to like this Tobias dude more and more each week. I mean he beats up Wells, which is awesome, and he doesn’t pick a fight with the ultra-man Raden Blain. He’s a bit of a legend in my book

[QUOTE=Vegas]*Raden walks out to the ramp with his Covenant behind him. He lifts up his championship which has a devil's trap painted on it. The crowd is booing heavily*

Blaine: The Unholy Father has asked me to come out here and talk to you pathetic insects. You all feel that I am wrong about the Unholy Father but I have shown you proof! I have dominated everyone who has dared to challenge me. I am undefeated here and you want to know why? The power that the Unholy Father has given me the power to beat down those who wish to ruin the ultimate plan. Nobody here can beat me, NOBODY! I'm done talking to you people!

The second part- Raden says that it wouldn't have mattered if Wells had interfered, he would have won no matter what had happened and that the attack at UK was insignificant as he could have beaten either of them- which is a response to:

Wells: Mike, I don't what else I have to say or do to prove I didn't attack you. You're my friend, and I would never hurt you and would not want to lose you as a friend because of something I didn't do. I swear to God, I came back that night and talked to Mr. Black because I wanted back, I missed the EWA, I hated being on the sidelines, I was fully recovered and ready to destroy again. But I swear I didn't do that to you. When I saw the attack, I asked Mr. Black to go visit you, but he said what I need to do is defend your honor by taking your place in the title match. I was gonna win and give you the first title shot, not because I wanted to fight you, but because you deserved it. I swear to God it wasn't me. And I think after last week with me coming out to help save you ass proved I’m only here to help you

Muir: *snatches the mic back from Wells hand * Ha! You would have given me the first title shot? What a joke! And you coming out last week? Ha! That does not prove shit. You were probably out to attack me- you don’t give a shit about me, you just want yet another shot at the title. Ficken Sie Herr Well! *Muir throws the mic back at Ryan who catches it and is about to say something but is cut off by the crowd chanting, then by Raden Blain *





Blaine: Well now I must say, I didn't plan on coming back out here but you two idiots are just two funny. It wouldn't have mattered If Wells interfered or not, I would have won no matter what. I told you all already that no one can beat me! Muir you little worm, I can destroy you and I don't need help from anyone especially that parasite Wells. When will you learn that as long as I serve the Unholy Father you can't beat me. This title means nothing to me, it is a means to an end. I will say that I rather like seeing you two bitch about not beating me or not getting a shot against me. You both can have a shot against me, but when I beat you, I want you both to pledge your souls to the unholy father. Hahahaaaa[/QUOTE]

Ben, have you had any ideas for the Richards-Gaileo segment?

Robareid escribió:Ben, have you had any ideas for the Richards-Gaileo segment?

Idea 1) Gaileo walks to Richards changing room, and pins him against the wall, before saying how he's going to beat Richards next week, how undeserving he is to even be entered in TV Title Tournament, and to be associated with the "Best of British". Richards then breaks out and pins Gaileo against the wall, defending himself, and verbally attacking the fact that Gaileo failed even get a PPV victory in any promotion yet. Richards then leaves, Gaileo looking on in shock

Idea 2) Richards runs into Gaileo backstage, and they have a verbal back and forth, with one person gaining the upper hand, and slapping the other, before walking off.

Or an idea you have

Destruction escribió:

Robareid escribió:Ben, have you had any ideas for the Richards-Gaileo segment?

Idea 1) Gaileo walks to Richards changing room, and pins him against the wall, before saying how he's going to beat Richards next week, how undeserving he is to even be entered in TV Title Tournament, and to be associated with the "Best of British". Richards then breaks out and pins Gaileo against the wall, defending himself, and verbally attacking the fact that Gaileo failed even get a PPV victory in any promotion yet. Richards then leaves, Gaileo looking on in shock

Idea 2) Richards runs into Gaileo backstage, and they have a verbal back and forth, with one person gaining the upper hand, and slapping the other, before walking off.

Or an idea you have

I'd go for the first. If you have some time could you start it off and we'll try and finish it today so EHC can post PAIN!

Robareid escribió:

Destruction escribió:

Robareid escribió:Ben, have you had any ideas for the Richards-Gaileo segment?

Idea 1) Gaileo walks to Richards changing room, and pins him against the wall, before saying how he's going to beat Richards next week, how undeserving he is to even be entered in TV Title Tournament, and to be associated with the "Best of British". Richards then breaks out and pins Gaileo against the wall, defending himself, and verbally attacking the fact that Gaileo failed even get a PPV victory in any promotion yet. Richards then leaves, Gaileo looking on in shock

Idea 2) Richards runs into Gaileo backstage, and they have a verbal back and forth, with one person gaining the upper hand, and slapping the other, before walking off.

Or an idea you have

I'd go for the first. If you have some time could you start it off and we'll try and finish it today so EHC can post PAIN!

I will after Carnage is done (no later than 5 probably)

Damn I can't cross stuff off any more on your posts becuase you've been made admin

Robareid escribió:Damn I can't cross stuff off any more on your posts becuase you've been made admin

I'm an admin? YAY!

What do ya need crossing off

Destruction escribió:

Robareid escribió:Damn I can't cross stuff off any more on your posts becuase you've been made admin

I'm an admin? YAY!

What do ya need crossing off

No, it's the fact that admins can't edit other admin's posts