Carnage Ep 6

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Roba you alright with this card?

Card

Smoggie vs. Shaz
Dave Steele vs. Ryan Rhodes
The Darkness & Adrian Guerrero vs. Mixed Emotions
Dingo Mac vs. Carlos Alberto Ramon



I'll do a full card with segments and detail soon

Could you fit this into the show somewhere too



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Camera pans through an old industrial complex before settling on the back of a man with a white spiked mohawk standing looking out over the district from a shattered window, wearing a black leather jacket, and black leather kilt with combat boots.

*Turning to face the camera*


Now that I have yer attention, let me get straight down ta business, I came here to EWA because I heard it was tha best, but y'all don't know me, y'all haven't seen ma work yet, ye haven't seen just what lies behind ma friendly exterior, ye haven't seen the madness that comes outta me when I step between those ropes.

But ya soon will, I stay back and watch now, but tha time is commin soon when ima have to step out there and teach someone a thing or two about this business they call wrasslin, the time will come and I tell ye now, set your televisions ta record, put tha dog outside, put tha kiddies to bed and be ready, cause it will be a show not soon forgotten.

When ye see me walkin down that ramp, you best just pray it isn't ye who I be walkin towards, because I'm gonna open up the gates of hell on whoever is unlucky enough ta have ta face me first.

My name is Victor Crawford, an I came to EWA to beat somebody's arse, the only question ya got to ask yerself is who.

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Will do Roba

Right, since The Darkness has left, I need you to replace him here with Devon Jones, swapping them like for like with the same storylines and stuff

That including this Carnage?

Yep, we don't want The Darkness debuting. Hope that's okay

Robareid escribió:Yep, we don't want The Darkness debuting. Hope that's okay

Yep, no worries then

If you could make it so that Adrian does in slightly more of a cocky way, trying to steal the spotlight of Jones as it's going to be a face vs. face fued

EWA: Carnage

*The camera shows individual members of the crowd cheering, chanting EWA, EWA. There are several signs, some in English, some in Portuguese, some expressing love for their hometown lad Carlos Alberto Ramon, some berating him, the camera cuts to show the commentators, Howard Huggins and Bobby Watson*

Howard: Hello everyone, and welcome to EWA Carnage. Tonight, we have our three quarter final match-ups, along with a tag team match playa

Bobby: Don't go Teddy Long on us douche, and don't be a stereotypical dickhead

Howard: Ignore this fucker fans, he's still learning that in Soccer, every goal is worth one point

Bobby: I don't get it! It should be 2 points if you're outside the penalty area, similar to Basketball

Howard: Shut up Bobby.

Bobby: Don't tell me to shut up, listen to Shaz instead,

*The camera cuts to Iva Hardy backstage in the interview area*

Iva Hardy: Hello guys! Today I'm joined by the 'Best in the World' Shaz for an interview.
What do you think about the tournament for the EWA Carnage Champion?

Shaz: Well, I don't think that there should even be a tournament! Cause everyone knows, or should know that I'm gonna win the EWA Carnage Champion, treat it with respect by defending it! I'm even gonna rub it in these imbreciles faces! Those imbreciles are the fans!

Iva Hardy: So what is the prospect of facing Mike Hawk in the Semi Finals?

Shaz: The prospect of facing that fool is me winning! And going through to the finals! And winning the EWA Carnage Champion! I've said it before and I'll say it again! I will beat anyone out in front of me!

Iva Hardy: How do you think you're gonna win the EWA Carnage Champion?

Shaz: How do I think I'm gonna win the Carnage Champion? How the fuck do YOU think I'm gonna win?! I'm gonna hit the 'Best in the World' on my opponent, and then go for the pin or make them tap out with the Shaz-Mission!

Iva Hardy: Is there anything you wanna add?

Shaz: All of you fools on the roster should watch out for me! Because I am the Legend of all Legends! The Rapid King! The Best in the World at what I do! There is nothing! And I mean nothing! That can take that away from me!

*Shaz spits at Hardy, and leaves*

Shaz!

Bobby: Here comes the man who pinned Dingo Mac last week

Howard: Thanks to a Carlos Alberto Ramon distraction

Bobby: A win's a win. Dingo's shoulders were down 1-2-3, and that's all that matters

Howard: That's true, but would it be so impressive if it wasn't for Ramon

Bobby: And don't forget the week before, Shaz had Dingo beat, if it wasn't for the time limit

Again! Go back to The Voice UK

*Will I Am, marches down to ringside, keeping his eyes fixed on Shaz*

Bobby: And here we are joined by Mr. Will I Am, how are you Will?

Will I Am: I rather you didn't talk to me, I'm here on important business

Howard: Scouting again?

Will I Am: As a matter of fact Howard, I am, good guess

Bobby: So wait Will, I'm a fellow heel, and you don't talk to me, but Howard is a babyface, yet you love him

Will I Am: He's my babysitter

Bobby: I understand why now

It's the Smog Monster, and he's a little wasted

Bobby: And he comes Smoggie, and Wi...

Howard: Do you like this man Will?

Will I Am: I'm impressed with him so far, he just needs to avoid getting pissed, and Bobby, you got ninja'd mofo!

Bobby: That I did, your honour

Howard: I'm not a judge you douchebag

*Smoggie comes out, and you can tell he's a little high*

Smoggie: Why howdy oh EWA, Isn't it great to be here in Benfica!

*The crowd murmurs between themselves, before chanting*

Crowd: This is Lisbon! This is Lisbon

Smoggie: Of course it is little ducklings, and Will, I found the ugly one, he's sitting next to you. Now, Shaz, you didn't get me more BEER, like... like you promised. And now, now THE SMOG MONSTER is snaking over. I'm a SNAKE, a slithering little snake. Now Ca.. Ca.. Carnage, lets get Smoggie up in here. SOMEBODY CALL MY SMOGGIE YEAH, SOMEBODY CALL MY SMOGGIE YEAH! SOMEBODY PLEASE, CALL MY SMOGGIE. Do the Claw! Do the Claw!

*Smog grabs a female fan, and begins to make out with her, he pukes in her mouth, before entering the ring*

Will I Am: Sober up, if not you have no chance

*The bell rings, as Smoggie suddenly collapses. Shaz goes for the cover

1
2

Smoggie gets up to his feet, as does Shaz. Shaz runs at Smog, but he clotheslines him down. Smoggie looks at the camera, his eyes no longer bloodshot, and looks more sober than ever*

Bobby: Holy shit. He sobered up quick

Will I Am: That's the man I want on my team

*Smoggie picks Shaz up, and goes for a scoop slam, but Shaz counters and quickly rolls under the bottom rope, to reassess his plans for the match. He's outside for a count of 6, before Smog rolls comes out, and hits an European uppercut. He then bounces Shaz's head against the announcers table, before hitting a Side Russian Leg Sweep, with both mens head grazing the table*

Bobby: Could you watch the table? Cunt

Will I Am: That is no way to speak to a respectful athlete, who has accomplished more in these last five minutes, than you have your entire life.

Howard: You got schooled broski

Bobby: Don't call me broski

Will I Am: Broski

*The referee reaches a count of 8, before both men re-enter the ring. Shaz immediately gets the upper hand, and knocks down Smog with a knee to the temple. He simulates consuming alcohol, to the crowd's pure hatred. He runs against the ropes, and hits a leg drop. He then grabs Smog's neck, and hits a miniature Zig-Zag. He goes for a cover, but Smoggie kicks out at 1 and a half. Shaz then goes for a boot to the face, but Smoggie grabs the boot, and lands a dragon screw, before locking in a figure four leg lock*

Will I Am: Impressive

Howard: You can say that again

Will I Am: Impressive

Bobby: You know Ben copied and pasted that

Ben: I've seen Roba do this, and it looks fun. Hello everyone, Bobby, say something like that again, Howard might have an affair with your wife, and Bellamy might fire your ass

Bobby: I don't have a wife

Ben: You do now, and you know what? She's 10

Howard: I'll bang her

*Shaz screams out in pain, but manages to crawl towards the rope. He moves inch by inch, until he's a toe length away from the bottom rope, but Smog sees this, and releases the hold, before landing a senton. He soaks in the crowds admiration, as Shaz begins to stir. Smoggie notices this, and hits a Shining Wizard*

Howard: Smog looking good so far

Bobby: I always knew you were bent!

Will I Am: Bobby! Stop that crap. He said earlier on he would bang your wife, and you know he meant Smog is wrestling well, so stop that shit, there's nothing wrong with Gays, well, except that you are one

Bobby: Fucking hypocrite

Will I Am: Say one more thing like that Bobby, and Ben will fire your ass, and Johnny Hot will slap the taste out of your mouth

*Giddy, from HWA's FYWU appears behind Bobby, and slaps him in the face, before fleeing*

Bobby: OW YOU FUCKING CUNT!

Will I Am: Ok, maybe not Johnny Hot, but our business associate nonetheless

*Smoggie taunts to the crowd, before doing Ric Flair's signature walk, and falling down, landing a headbutt on Shaz. Smoggie covers

One
Two
Thre.. Kick Out!

Smoggie looks on in shock, and notices Will. I. Am smiling. He sees Bobby yelling at Will, and comes in to defend Will*

Bobby: Hey Will, I thought I could like you, but you blow!

Smog: Hey! Why you picking on Will for. He's a proven businessman

4

Bobby: He's a proven asshole

Smog: Oh, great insult, douche

5

Howard: Things are kicking off

Will I Am: Shut up dick

6

Howard: I thought you liked me

Will I Am: Ben told me to say it

7

Howard: Ben you suck!

Smog: And another thing Robert. You have more semen in your mouth, then Kelly Kelly ever had

8

Bobby: Anyone else notice that referee count

Will I Am: What!

9

Bobby: Smogs about to get counted out!

Smog: Shit

*Smoggie just gets in the ring, and sees Shaz is on his feet. Shaz ducks a clothesline, and hits an RKO. He covers

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Winner via pinfall: Shaz!

*Shaz flees to the ramp, where the ref raises his arm*

Will I Am: Oh fuck, Bobby, you see what you did now, you cost Smoggie the Carnage Championship

Howard: Let's face it, he's a worthless drunk, he would've won shit

Smog: Say that again to my motherfucking face Huggins!

Bobby: Shits getting real

All: Shut up Bob

*Smoggie grabs a steel chair, and begins continuously hitting the floor with it*

Howard: Now he's pissed

Will I Am: Now I realize you are sacked as my babysitter.

Howard: But I can't find anything tighter

Will I Am: What?

Howard: Sorry to have disappointed you.

Smog: Bobby! Get me a jobber!

*Jackie Walkon came out and attempted to hit Smoggie, but he just lands a Stunner*

Will I Am: The “Drunk” just hit his finisher Watson

Bobby: Copied from Stone Cold though

Will: You're made up though

Bobby: So are you

Smog: WATSON! Get The Dude out here

*The Dude and his dudeness comes out, and suffers the same fate. Will I Am gives Smoggie a mic*

Smog: All you fans cheer a drunk? What kind of people are you? Sure I like a drink, but are you telling me you don't? Everyone loves a good drink, but you make fun of me when I'm hungover? You should all grow some bollocks, and enter this ring, and go face to face with me! I'm not on your side! Never was, Never will be. Just fuck off dickheads.

Commercial

Howard: And back we are with Carnage, and now, actually, I don't know what's gonna happen now

Bobby: Don't you read the script?

Howard: What script?

Bobby: The one creative came up with

Howard: FUCKING WATSON! Stop breaking kayfabe asshole.

Bobby: You aren't even real

Howard: Your mum's not real.

It's the smaller boss – according to Roba

Howard: And here we get our explanation

Bobby: What's to explain, go to the batcave, and see what's supposed to happen

Howard: Didn't JBW trademark that?

Bobby: Trademark what?

Howard: Batcave

Bobby: But we are their affiliate

Howard: But we have separate HQ's

Bobby:... Shut up Howard

*Jim Bellamy emerges from the curtain, and comes out to large boo's*

Bellamy: Hello EWAssholes. As you know, I am Jim “The Anvil” Bellamy, and before you say, you can take Neidhart and shove him up Kenny Dalglishs' ass, and in my opinion, he should've been given another season, and need to sign a new right winger. You see...

Howard: For all you Yanks, this man is talking about Liverpool Football Club, and the sport of “soccer”

Bellamy: ...He's a legend, but should've started Craig more...

Bobby: *Yawn* What the fuck is he talking about?

Bellamy:... I loved...

Howard: *sigh*

Bellamy: … raping them...

Bobby: That looked weird

Bellamy:... But now onto wrestling and tonight

Howard: Finally

Bellamy: Next we have 2 debutants teaming up, against one tag team, that hasn't impressed me AT ALL last week. Mixed Emotions and their Opera-ness will face the team of Adrian Guerrero, and EWA's newest signing, Devon Jones. Also tonight, I'm afraid you won't see EWA's biggest superstar, because I have gave Mr Mayhem MIKE HAWK *The Crowd boos the motherfucking roof off* the night off. He now knows, that next week he will face Shaz, and after tonight, feels even more confident in the chance of going to Clash at the Collesium. Ta Ta Portuguese Cunts. We would come here often if you were LIKE... THE... BRITISH... BOSS!

*Bellamy smiles, and heads behind the curtain to huge heat, as the camera cuts to Devon Jones backstage. He's holding a picture of his best friend who died in his arms after getting shot, Dante*

Devon Jones: Hey Dante, It’s great to be here in this beautiful country and city, Lisbon, Portugal! This is only my second time out of the states did you know since my first time was in New Japan Pro-Wrestling were I was huge success over there after all the hard work I put in. Anyway now that I am here in EWA, I hope to finally accomplish my goal for my late best friend, you Dante, on becoming a World Heavyweight Champion but I know it’s not going to be easy. I have to work my way up and earn that title shot but in the mean time I am in a tag team match with Adrian Guerrero. I don’t know too much about him but I do respect his Uncle Eddie since he is one of my favorite wrestlers and may he rest in peace. I hope Adrian doesn’t get like his uncle though and we can get a victory against Mixed Emotions which by the way is a horrible name. I am guessing these guys are girls in men bodies since they are having all kinds of different emotions lol, see you around Dante (= . Time to get ready and make my debut a successful one!

*The crowd pops, and the camera picks up some tearful members of the auidence, like Execution, Two of a Kind, HOS, Das-Wa, among others. The camera then cuts to show Adrian Guerrero backstage*

Adrian Guerrero: Hello EWA. My name is Adrian Guerrero, hombre, and tonight I debut. You see, I lie, I cheat, I steal, just like my great uncle Eddie, I fly from the sky's, and can wrestle on the mat, like my cousin Chavito, and I'm a great business man, like my great auntie, Vickie. I can kick your ass from here to Mexico. And Devon, I'm not to keen on you, but I respect you... at times. Mixed Emotions - you're just douchebags. I'll see you in the ring

Devon... is the 2nd best county in England, behind Cornwall

Bobby: This man looks like a douche

Howard: What are you talking about, I respect him more than you already

Bobby: How dare you say that, I may be small but I am full with anger

Howard: I've already got twice as much anger in my body when I'm relaxed

Bobby: Cunt

*Devon steps out from behind the curtain to huge cheers. He immediately goes to the fans on his left, and shakes hand with as many as he can. He does the same to the fans on his right. He goes back to the stage, and starts sprinting down to the ring, but can only do 4 steps when...

His Own Tag Partner interrupts him*

Howard: Why's Adrian interrupting Devon?

Bobby: It's part of the Guerrero heritage. Don't trust anyone, unless you've known him for years

Howard: Still, that's very disrespectful

Bobby: Respects you have to earn, not be given

Howard: But he hasn't even gave Jones the chance to earn it

*Adrian comes out from behind the curtain, and slaps Devon on the chest, before running down to the ring, high fiving some fans on the way. Devon follows on looking in shock*

Bobby: What a legend

I feel Angry, yet Happy

Howard: And here comes Mixed Emotions

Bobby: Who last week lost on their debut, against Fresh Amirez

Howard: Due to Kurt Warrech interference

Bobby: You know better than anybody that Warrech had the right to get involved in the match

Howard: How did you figure that one out?

Miz/Guerrero – Cena/Jones – Slater/Pride – Gabriel/Sorrow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucecx8NTb24
Watch until 3:22

Howard: Guerrero has a full nelson locked in on Sorrow

Bobby: BOR-ING

Howard: Why? Because there are no definite heels

Bobby: You hit the nail on the head

*Sorrow tries breaking out of it, and is just about to, but Guerrero releases 1 arm, and falls back, at the same time of locking in a Kimura Lock*

Howard: Good hold change there

Bobby: Correct you are, if you've ever been in this hold, you know how much it hurts

Howard: It's a Ju-Jitsu move, where the results aren't “pre-determined” and the moves not “fake”

Bobby: I think we need to work on not breaking the fourth wall

*Sorrow manages to get his foot on the ropes, and Guerrero immediately releases the hold. He goes to Devon, and tags out*

Howard: And he comes Mr Jones

Bobby: What will he do?

Howard: He'll dominate, that's what

*Devon nails a jumping clothesline, which takes Sorrow down, and runs against the ropes, before hitting a knee drop. He does that again, and one final time. He throws Sorrow into his Mixed Emotions corner, and hits a Shining Wizard. He then repeatably shoulders Sorrows midsection, before Pride tags in*

Bobby: However much I hate to say it, Devon's been impressive for the most part

Howard: He's dominating Mixed Emotions, absolutely owning themselves

*Pride goes for a clothesline, but Devon ducks and delivers a dropkick to the chin of Pride, before immediately following with a elbow drop*

Howard: He calls that “Goodtime”

Bobby: I call your mum “lover”

Howard: Weird, I call your daughter the same thing

*Pride gets to his feet, as Devon superkicks him! Pride rests stomach first against the ropes, as Devon hits a standing release German Suplex. He goes into the corner, and prepares for the “Shit Just Got Real” Stunner, but Guerrero tags in*

Howard: Guerrero's just ruining Devon's roll. He had the match won

Bobby: He's adding an extra dimension to the match

*Devon's pissed at this, and is shouting at Guerrero, who in turns shouts back at Devon. Guerrero says that this is what Eddie would do, but Devon just shouts “Screw Eddie” before leaving to the apron*

Bobby: Ah, Devon held his own in a shouting argument against a Guerrero, well done

Howard: There was no need for that Devon. I know you're pissed, but that's unacceptable

*Adrian continues shouting at Devon, when Pride comes in and picks him up in a side walk slam clutch, before dropping him on Sorrows outstretched knee. Adrian rests there, before Sorrow hits a Spinning Reverse STO (Knox Out), then locking in a Koji Clutch. Guerrero screams out in pain, as Pride claps in a rhythm, to get the crowd involved, before rebounding off 1 set of ropes, then the opposite, before hitting a low dropkick. Sorrow releases the hold, and rebounds against the ropes, and landing a leg drop. This crowd praises this combo*

Howard: Wow, impressive there

Bobby: That's a good combo.

Howard: And look at Devon, he's just observing

*Pride goes to the top rope, as Sorrow lifts Guerrero into a Vertebreaker Clutch. Pride jumps, and they nail “Night at the Opera” (Vertebreaker/Warriors Way). Sorrow covers

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Winners via pinfall: Mixed Emotions.

*Sorrow looks pissed still, despite getting the win, however Pride couldn't be more happier*

Howard: And Mixed Emotions get their first win here in EWA.

Bobby: All thanks to Devon Jones

Howard: I wouldn't say that. I would think it's slightly more Adrian's fault. I mean, he is the one that got the blind tag when Jones had the match won

*Jones enters the ring, as Mixed Emotions leave. He just looks at the fallen Guerrero and shakes his head, before going backstage*

Commercial

*Mixed Emotions is walking backstage after their win but still have a serious look on their face. The see Fresh Amirez in the corner and Sorrow looks like he is about start a fight with them.

Pride: Calm down bro, this isn't the time or the place. Besides I thought you hate unnecessary fights.

Sorrow: I do, but they screwed us out of a win last week and when I get my hands on them and their friend I will calm down.

Pride: Speaking of that, we want answers now. Why did you have somebody from the back to help you out? Did you know you could never beat us clean or is that how you fight all your battles?

Clyde: You know why? Because you guys think you are the best, but you aren't! That title is above our names and we showed you idiots not to think or act like it.

Zack: And because we can't stand you!

Clyde: That doesn't count Zack.

Zack: What do you mean it doesn't count? It counts for me?

*Clyde looks tired of Zack*

Pride: Before you guys fight each other, we never claimed to be the best, we only said we will become the best during our time here. Besides, our goal coming here was to show everyone the incredible flow between the arts of wrestling and opera and how devastating it is in the ring.

Sorrow: But if we keep facing teams like weak then we won't have a hard time getting to the top. But, back to the point, if you guys need help to win your matches then you aren't the best and just wasting our time.

Zack: We didn't need help, he just came and helped us!

Clyde: Yes that happened, and because we don't like you guys..

Zack: You just said that i couldn't say that? What is wrong with you Clyde?

Clyde: Zuck my dick Zack, Zuck it seriously.

*Fresh Amirez walks away*

*Pride turns the camera towards him

Pride: Don't focus on those idiots. As you saw tonight, we dominated our opponents without much effort.

Sorrow: The real way to win a match I might add.

Pride: Shut Sorrow everyone knows your lazy. But on point, we came here to beat the best and win gold. Fresh Amirez stole a win last time and if they think we are going to sit by and let it happen they got another thing coming. And for their mystery man, if we see you again, then you can be sure we will take you out for a Night at the Opera. Let's go Sorrow.

*Sorrow knocks the camera down as they leave

Howard: An interesting backstage confrontation

Bobby: Well, now you'd have to wonder when Fresh Amirez will get another chance to kick Mixed Emotions ass

Howard: Or when Mixed Emotions have a chance for vengeance

Bobby: *Sigh* Howard, you always think good guys will win.

Howard: They do

Bobby: Good guys finish last

Howard: Now, you k...

Semper Fi!

Howard: Oh look, here comes Dave “The Gunner” Steele, and he is in the Carnage Title Tournament, which is why he is facing Ryan Rhodes now

Bobby: And the winner faces either Dingo Mac or Carlos Alberto Ramon next week

Howard: Thoughts on who will win this match Bobby?

Bobby: Well, we haven't seen very much of Ryan Rhodes, yet Dave Steele has yet to win a match in EWA.

Howard: He's only had one match

<<Dave Steele Promo>>

Oh, oh it's the AMERICAN DREAM. He's just common man, working hard with his hands.. wait? Ryan Rhodes?

Howard: I'm thinking Steele will win this, for the fact that Extraterrestrial annihilated Rhodes last week

Bobby: It was awesome. The way he hit that Crash Landing Samoan Drop on the cold metal, the best we've seen ET done yet. And he destroyed Zack Silver

Howard: Well hopefully, he stays out of this match tonight.

<<Rhodes Promo>>

Mysterio/Rhodes – Cena/Steele
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCeC5BcrJQo
Watch until 9:19

Howard: Rhodes sent Steele head first into the middle turnbuckle

Bobby: Ouch, Come On Steele!

Of Course he was going to come out

Howard: Oh Great, ET

Bobby: And Rhodes better phone home

Howard: And call his momma?

Bobby: Somebody Call my Momma here, Som...

Howard: Smoggie sang it better last week

*Rhodes and Steele finally get to their feet, and look at the empty ramp. Suddenly, ET comes down from the rafters, and hits a double clothesline*

BOTH COMPETITORS HAVE BEEN DISQUALIFIED, THEREFORE THIS MATCH HAS BEEN RULED A DRAW

Bobby: To Quote Mr Danielson YES! YES! YES!

Howard: Oh great, so who goes through

Bobby: If you watch the replay again, you can just see Steele got hit first

Howard: Bullcrap

*Steele slowly gets to his feet, as ET prepares himself. He then grabs Steeles arm, and hit the “Abort Mission” (Pumphandle Drop)*

Howard: Steele suffers this time

Bobby: But Rhodes isn't safe yet

*Rhodes then gets to his feet, but when he regains his balance, ET lifts him, and hits the Crash Landing Samoan Drop. He just smirks, before leaving the ring*

Bobby: And he dominates

Howard: Even though he had no right to get involved in the first place

Bobby: Rhodes stuck his nose into ET's business last week,

Howard: He got attacked from behind

Bobby: *Yawn* Stop Bullshitting us. Anyway, what will happen now with the title tournament?

Howard: No idea, we will have to wait until Bellamy makes a ruling, most likely a triple threat match next week. I expect

Commercial

It's Heskey Time!

*Heskey comes out prancing and grabbing his penis shouting YES YES YES until he gets in the ring*

Heskey: Ladies and gentlemen you GAWD is here, I am not happy tonight you know why?

*crowd asks WH-*

Heskey: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHY I'M HESKEY BITCH

*crowd erupts into cheers and clapping*

Heskey: I was attacked by A made Free win, yeah that's his name

*crowd gets a giggle*

Heskey: I don't know why though, does he want to chocolate popsicles? Does he want cookies, I ain't sharing those. WAIT WAIT WAIT, I know he is afraid of my blonde hair

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Heskey: COME OUT HERE A MADE FREE WIN, I HAVE COOKIES

*Heskey grabs a cookie that was in his pants and starts eating as his rival comes out*

The Frewins!

*Elfreida and Amadeus Frewin comes out to massive heat. Amadeus goes over to the commentators, and push them off their leather seats, before taking them to the entrance of the ramp*

Howard: Gimme my seat back

Bobby: Love you E.

Elfreida: Ivanhoe Heskey. The Black Maradona. The self professed "Chuck Norris of Pro Wrestling." What my wonderful husband, doesn't get "Heskey", is that you are a joke. You are a comedy figure, nothing more, nothing less. Yet, Ivanhoe, you have been rewarded, with the first PPV match that Carnage has ever had. You were involved in the title tournament, to crown the first ever Carnage Champion. Yet, my client, husband... lover, has had to just sit back and watch?

Well no more Heskey! No more! Amadeus, he's Santanic and Profitable, he's The Selfish Animal, and now, he's going to take over Elite Wrestling Alliance. And Ivanhoe, that involves taking you to the trash.

*Amadeus stands up, and circles the ring. Heskey looks ready to fight, and exposes a turnbuckle. Frewin enters the ring, and is about a horse length away from Heskey, when

The Boss comes out!*

*Bellamy appears on the ramp, and immediately addresses the situation*

Bellamy: Now listen you two, I don't want you two to fight before a match happens between you two. So you are going to be in a match. At Clash at the Colosseum, Ivanhoe Heskey, will face Amadeus Frewin, however, if you fight now, you can almost guarantee a suspension. Please Elfreida, take those chairs back to Bobby and Howard. Bye bye Portuguese Cunts*

*Elfreida applies to Bellamy's ruling, and gives the chair back to Bobby and Howard. The Frewins leave first, while Heskey leaves through the crowd*

Bobby: Why thank you Elfreida. And you know what...

Howard: You know what, we haven't heard from some people today, and we've only got the main event left

Bobby: You're a cunt, you know that. But by who do you mean “some people”?

Howard: Well, Laurent hasn't. Neither as Freddrick Detor. And there's been no Jacob Cass

Bobby: And it's been a great show, hasn't it?

Howard: It would be with Cass

Ben: We need to fix that turnbuckle, so you want Cass. Here he is

Bobby: FUCK YOU HOWARD

Cass: Last week. You all saw what happened. I don't honestly believe the amount of corruption that exists with that man called Hawk. I know I've let you all down by him getting the fast 1 over me at Untamed Khaos but I promise you all that he won't become the first Carnage champion!

All I know is I should be the #1 contender for whoever wins that title at CotC because whoever wins that title I'm going to push them then anyone who is still in the tournament.

I--

*Suddenly Carlos Ramon comes out. He comes out to the biggest pop of the night since we're in his home country of Portugal!*

CAR: Chico, are you still complaining about that match? It's not anymore fault that you can't get the job done other than yourself! You're lucky Mike Hawk turned out to have balls unlike you and Heskey.

So listen to me when I say, no-one cares about what you have to say. Especially right here in Lisbon, Portugal! *poptastic*

Tonight my people get to watch me own Dingo but more importantly they will see me venture close to my destiny of becoming Carnages World Champion at Clash at the Colosseum! *the crowd continues to pop as they back him to do it* But most imporantly to you Cass, is that when I'm champion. You won't ever get a title shot for my title. You're the least worthy of being in the ring with me, yet alone being a contender. I think JJJ is more worthy of that!

Cass: You may have the crowd on your side here tonight, but that won't change the fact that you're 1 of the people I'm going to give a good kicking to as well!

CAR: Haha It's a shame that could never happen chico. You're not even in the same league as me! *Carlos goes to punch Jacob but stops just before connecting. This makes Jacob step back but then Carlos and the crowd laugh* All in good time.

And the hometown hero

Bobby: And here comes the hero of the day, the Portuguese Mastermind, El Bandido, Carlos, Alberto

Howard: DDDDEEEEEELLLLLLLL RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Bobby: No, Carlos Alberto Ramon.

Howard: Oh, the Portuguese Prick

<<Dingo Mac Promo>>

The Australian Disaster

Howard: I disagree about how he treats the Portuguese, but hey, it's an Australian

Bobby: And? What does being Australian has to do with anything

Howard: They're awesome dammit

Hogan/Mac – DDP/Ramon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfESE9vifZw
Watch until 8:45

Howard: And here they go again

Bobby: Ramon getting all the crowd reaction, mostly good

Howard: I don't know why. He's a cunt

*Mac goes for a spear, but Ramon moves out of the way, and Mac goes shoulder first into the ring ropes. Ramon grabs his arm, rolls through, and locks in a cross armbreaker*

Howard: And people says he's an Alberto Del Rio wannabe.

Bobby: This move has been around for ages. Just because the Mexican Sensation uses the manoeuvre, doesn't mean he invented it

Howard: He is surely sending a message to these haters.

*Mac screams in pain, and the Portuguese crowd is enjoying this show. Mac slowly reaches for the rope with his free arm, but Ramon releases the hold, and stomps on the stomach of Mac*

Bobby: Well done Ramon. He saw Mac was about to get to the ropes, so he released the hold, and began moving onto some new offence

*Ramon picks up the 2 legs, and prepare to lock in his Latino Lock Sharpshooter. Mac tries to muscle out, but Ramon steps on Mac's midsection. He then is prepared to roll him over, when*

to the tune of the a-team: It's Jacob Cass! Jacob Cass! Jay-ay-cob Cass! Jay-ay-cob Cass!

Bobby: What's make believe superstar doing out here?

Howard: Ramon interrupted his interview time earlier, so Cass is interviewing his match

*Cass' music plays for about 45 seconds, but Jacob Cass doesn't come out. Mac comes in from behind with a roll-up*

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Winner via pinfall: Dingo Mac

*Ramon is rolling around, holding his crotch. Mac retreats to the ramp and celebrates*

Bobby: Mac low-blowed Ramon. He got screwed

Howard: Smoggie got screwed as well

Bobby: Is it international screw with Carnage day?

Howard: No it is not. But its time for us to leave now.

Bobby: Awesome. Fury and Pain will be with you soon, as will Hardcore Takeover, and a special project

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Howard: So keep an eye out, and IC in the discussion thread. Good...

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